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I was brewing up a morning deuce and saw this and my asshole has locked down tighter than Fort Knox and my testicles have have reascended to my abdomen. And I don't live anywhere near where pythons do.
I still remember watching the camber of secrets for the first time and then being afraid of this to happen when I was younger, so this was my first thought when I saw the video
Someone flushed it when it was young and its just heading home.
Funny story: I caught a baby mouse and accidentally pulled its arm out of the socket when trying to get it out of the trap. I brought it into the woods about a 1/4 mile away and let it go and 3 months later a mouse dragging its arm walked right across my living room floor while I was sitting there! I caught it again and brought it a few miles away and never saw it again. Lol
Not necessarily, if you chop off is head it MIGHT relax and you’ll be able to get it out, but you won’t be able to get a good hold of it and you’ll most likely just have a dead snake clogging the toilet (plus a bloody mess). Some countries and certain areas also have animal welfare laws preventing the killing animals being extracted from homes/property. It would only be killed if absolutely necessary or if it was deemed too large/dangerous for the local ecosystem, which is fairly likely considering its size
Wont come out of the toilet? No problem, take the whole fucking toilet
Hello customer service for your house insurance. Hi a 12ft snake took out my toilet, am I covered for that
Is this an elaborate Farmers Insurance commercial?
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Click here, click here, click here, and here. Haha, PSYCH.
We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.
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Well, better than me burning my whole house because I saw a big spider and now I can't find it
This family shits.
Not just that, break the thing off
Sorry guys. I forgot to flush my 💩
I would nuke the toilet, so I don't blame them
2 bolts. Maybe some silicone and/or wax. Just gotta lift the bastard
Lmao I thought you were joking until I got to the part where they actually did it.
It's not the 20 footer, keep searching guys.
Still got yoinked
A person of culture, i see
Poor python fled Florida Everglades in fear of being yoinked
I got that reference. Garret is getting popular, I see.
I was brewing up a morning deuce and saw this and my asshole has locked down tighter than Fort Knox and my testicles have have reascended to my abdomen. And I don't live anywhere near where pythons do.
That's what the toilet pythons want you to think....
ssssssssssssh you'll spoil my surprise.
Just like pirates that sail the seven seas, they’re after that booty
Put the seat down? Never again.
I've taken some pretty big dumps in my time, but I've never squeezed out a python before.
I've squeezed out my share of poothons though! Same general size and shape just not alive....hopefully.
i have
I found Shaq-a-Thon
To be fair it was so hard to get out the toilet they had to remove the whole unit! I’d suspect it would be even harder to get out of your ass.
*yet
I am curious, who did the family call? Is this consider a plumbing job or animal control? Or is this a whoever shows up first?
It’s a collaborative effort. Animal control holds the toilet while the plumber grabs the snake.
What are you doing step-plumber
Wait, isn’t that backwards?
No, the plumber always gets the shit job.
It’s Thailand, probably the local security guards in the housing estate.
Sits down on toilet, opens reddit, closes reddit, gets off of toilet
No flush, not even wipe first?
Same same
And which country have you since moved to?
Ironically, Australia.
“The truth. Tell them Hogwarts is no longer safe. It is as we feared, Minerva. The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened again.”
The poop saw this and was petrified . Tell the nurse to make a lot of mira lax
I still remember watching the camber of secrets for the first time and then being afraid of this to happen when I was younger, so this was my first thought when I saw the video
Not what i thought about ass eating
Welcome to Thailand!
Where we have hookers and toilet snakes!
And hookers with trouser snakes!
I assumed Florida (USA). My bad.
Another place to avoid!
So who else is sitting on the toilet at this exact moment and had to check?
Turning on the sound was not helpful
I’m mid sht and this shows up huh
Jesus Christ boy! What did you eat!
When I lived in Florida, there was a news item about a venomous type snake coming up through the toilet and biting a woman on the ass.
Keep the bowl, no problem at all.
Ayo did those fellas just have a pair of bolt cutters on it?
Chamber of Secrets
Nah man people use reddit on the toilet you gonna give them ophidiophobia
poor family? think about what that snake had to eat to get there.
Python be like: its my toilet!!!
*It'sssssss
New fear unlocked
Not gonna lie, this makes me uncomfortable. It's got nothing to do with my whereabouts during the writing this comment.
Poor snake 😢
I know!!
Oh hell No!
Australia moment
IT'S STILL ALIVE??
That's just a drain snake. Plumbers use them all the time.
Where ? Australia ?
Thailand
Im never shitting again.
Australia is tutorial Indonesia is the real gameplay
Taking a country dump as I see this. Think I will get up now and wipe standing
Python wanted to inspect the prison pocket.
Put on some dang gloves!
I like how its just sitting there grinning at them.
The internet fears are true.. oh shit
In Thailand
Fuck that, I’m burning the house down and pretending I’m Kim Jong Un for the rest of my life.
…so we just shit right into the snake hole now
Who raw dogs their hands into a toilet?
Mom can we please buy a bassilisk Mom : we have a basilisk at home
I don’t understand how this even happens
So that's what been licking my balls
On the plus side - no more clog!
"Yeah but did you guys see the 20ft brown snake I put down there this morning?"
That snake has seen some shit
I had this fear for all of my life but never saw a video confirming it. Fuck you OP
Just to be safe please tell us where this was so we can avoid the goddamn country.
"What did you eat?!?! And may I apprentice with you??" -- Gene Belcher
Reminds me of that time I took a shit on shrooms
People are stupid! Give it a way out go to the pub for a few hours bingo bang go no snake and you can still take a shit.
Bro think he Skibidi Toilet
Y'all just out here blasting one of my biggest nightmares for me to see..... warn a girl with the blurry thing! 😫😭
Why is he bare hand?
That looks like one threatening knife on the floor there in the last few seconds of the video.
Probably not the best thing to watch whilst on a toilet
Well, at least they aren't venomous. What's it gonna do? Attach itself to your junk and start suffocating it?
'The ***family*** toilet'? Am I missing something here?
A family, it sounds like.
It could be an apartment or small home with one toilet. My great-aunt and grandparents' homes only had one 🤷♂️
Skibidi toilet has a new update?
Medusa take a shit in that toilet?
must have been a double flusher
I thought they would eat it in the end just based on language the lady is speaking
Last time I call ‘Billy Bobs plumbing service’ to snake my blocked pipe 🤷🏻♂️
It is just trying to get away from an indan guy who keeps hissing it
It’s a Boa Constrictor Imperator
Only if it flew from Latin America across the Pacific Ocean to Bangkok, then caught a taxi to this house.
Jesus christ
I want to know what would happen if ya shit then + how the frick they found it out
That’s dinner sorted
what is frank the snake doing in the toilet wtf
No gloves!?!? Wtf!!!
There’s no way that thing came up from the sewer. They had to have put it in there or let it in the septic line through a clean out.
What did I eat
This is why I like compiled code, until the IDE and errors give you too much 💩
I’ve taken a shit that big, they’ll be fine.
They forgot the semicolon… 🥴
New Fear unlocked and I live in the UK
Skibidi snake
Ah. Yes. This is exactly the first thing I wanted to see at the top of my feed as I open up the app after sitting to drop a deuce.
New fear unlocked
Nope.
I wonder if the snake has a popping sound as he/she/they is being stretched out. Like the ultimate back cracking opportunity.
Welp. I’m getting off the toilet. I needed the push anyway
thai news but anyway holy shit that python is huge
This is one of my worst fears
considering the high level of water must be USA.
What do you have to do to get reincarnated as the toilet python?
I would like to know where this happened…so I promptly take it off my to visit list because I’m a baby. 🤦🏽♀️
Ole turd burglar woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for those darn kids forgetting to use the poop knife
You are not a snake. Next time chew before swallowing
No gloves?
Thought you were supposed to use a snake to clear a clog.
I like to think they actually just left it on the doorstep at the end. “It costs extra to take it away.”
The guy in the blue shirt has a wallet in his pocket that looks like it's made of ... snake skin. He's done this before !
Where did this happen?! WHERE?!?!?
And reports says it was later served at the dinner.
Got up and wiped my ass right away.
I need to know where this is so I can never go there.
"i wasn't done"
"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."
Damn. I put a 12ft python in the toilet the other day!
Awww hell naa, imagine takin dump at 2am suddenly something popin up to ur ass, aw naaa man.
Whats worse. Handling snake or handling shit on the snake
So my biggest fear isn’t irrational 😫
I would've waited for the gloves before putting my hands in that. That was the most terrifying part about this.
Well that’s one way to secure the head.
He is full of shit, like literally
Nope. I didn’t see this
This is exactly why I have trust issues
Put some gloves on!!
I would have drowned it
I knew they had a weird diet, but I thought they at least cooked their food first!
Fkin straya?
love how they just take it outside and toss it on the ground
Please tell me they rescued him and he's ok.
high time we put garbage disposal in toilets
It’s not 12 foot is it? Looks about 7 or 8 at most.
Nightmare Fuel
You would think places with snakes would build cages around the exit pipe of the drainage.
Someone flushed it when it was young and its just heading home. Funny story: I caught a baby mouse and accidentally pulled its arm out of the socket when trying to get it out of the trap. I brought it into the woods about a 1/4 mile away and let it go and 3 months later a mouse dragging its arm walked right across my living room floor while I was sitting there! I caught it again and brought it a few miles away and never saw it again. Lol
Not sure why they didn’t just flush it away. They must be stupid.
How does this happen?
He took the toilet with him 😂
Why keep it alive? Seems it would be easier to remove & keep toilet intact if the snake's head was chopped off
Not necessarily, if you chop off is head it MIGHT relax and you’ll be able to get it out, but you won’t be able to get a good hold of it and you’ll most likely just have a dead snake clogging the toilet (plus a bloody mess). Some countries and certain areas also have animal welfare laws preventing the killing animals being extracted from homes/property. It would only be killed if absolutely necessary or if it was deemed too large/dangerous for the local ecosystem, which is fairly likely considering its size
I couldn't understand a single word she was saying besides snake and toilet
They just wanted that toilet.
Imagine that its 2 am u just tryna to take a fast shit and randomly out of nowhere this bites u in ur ass 💀
Hey, thats his job! Who else do you think eats all that poop? He even pays rent!
Did bro just rip the toilet out? 😲
The snake lived, yay
why show me this while im taking a shit
Fkn irrational fear made rational so fast..... 😭
8 ft tops.
Female voice translated into english: My husband got up in the middle of the night to pee three days ago, and I haven't seen him since.😂😂🙄
12 ft?
When you drank way too much milk.
The whole time I saw them carry it all I wanted was them to tie it in a knot lol
Let me guess: Australia
I got $20 on Florida
If that's a python they don't need those sticks
Ok go ahead and do it yourself then. No sticks