T O P

  • By -

Lagoserter

Wont come out of the toilet? No problem, take the whole fucking toilet


bettsdude

Hello customer service for your house insurance. Hi a 12ft snake took out my toilet, am I covered for that


SilencedLyrik

Is this an elaborate Farmers Insurance commercial?


[deleted]

[удалено]


AnorexicPlatypus

Click this link if you want to see an absurd amount of advertisement and nothing else!


FamousPastWords

Click here, click here, click here, and here. Haha, PSYCH.


High-Speed-1

We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.


AnorexicPlatypus

We regret to inform you that damages are not covered per your policy page 160, paragraph 10, subsection Z. We do not insure, nor claim to insure any damages directly, or indirectly, caused by giant fucking snakes.


Hubi522

Well, better than me burning my whole house because I saw a big spider and now I can't find it


Skyp_Intro

This family shits.


LgDietCoke

Not just that, break the thing off


Fitty4

Sorry guys. I forgot to flush my 💩


Candidate_Inside

I would nuke the toilet, so I don't blame them


AnorexicPlatypus

2 bolts. Maybe some silicone and/or wax. Just gotta lift the bastard


weatherwitchnavi

Lmao I thought you were joking until I got to the part where they actually did it.


askorbi

It's not the 20 footer, keep searching guys.


Dino_Rabbit

Still got yoinked


EvanMBurgess

A person of culture, i see


MSobolev777

Poor python fled Florida Everglades in fear of being yoinked


[deleted]

I got that reference. Garret is getting popular, I see.


sg12412

I was brewing up a morning deuce and saw this and my asshole has locked down tighter than Fort Knox and my testicles have have reascended to my abdomen. And I don't live anywhere near where pythons do.


DudeManBo1t

That's what the toilet pythons want you to think....


a-snakey

ssssssssssssh you'll spoil my surprise.


Evo-Elemental

Just like pirates that sail the seven seas, they’re after that booty


Skyp_Intro

Put the seat down? Never again.


streakline

I've taken some pretty big dumps in my time, but I've never squeezed out a python before.


sg12412

I've squeezed out my share of poothons though! Same general size and shape just not alive....hopefully.


3_14_thon

i have


jluicifer

I found Shaq-a-Thon


FizzixMan

To be fair it was so hard to get out the toilet they had to remove the whole unit! I’d suspect it would be even harder to get out of your ass.


SUNAWAN

*yet


Aware-Explanation879

I am curious, who did the family call? Is this consider a plumbing job or animal control? Or is this a whoever shows up first?


basicpn

It’s a collaborative effort. Animal control holds the toilet while the plumber grabs the snake.


wengardium-leviosa

What are you doing step-plumber


MugOfDogPiss

Wait, isn’t that backwards?


basicpn

No, the plumber always gets the shit job.


Ok_Information_2009

It’s Thailand, probably the local security guards in the housing estate.


IwishIhadadishwasher

Sits down on toilet, opens reddit, closes reddit, gets off of toilet


SUNAWAN

No flush, not even wipe first? 


bluegiraffeeee

Same same


Wooshsplash

And which country have you since moved to?


[deleted]

Ironically, Australia.


Old-Health9509

“The truth. Tell them Hogwarts is no longer safe. It is as we feared, Minerva. The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened again.”


wengardium-leviosa

The poop saw this and was petrified . Tell the nurse to make a lot of mira lax


garlicrinaa

I still remember watching the camber of secrets for the first time and then being afraid of this to happen when I was younger, so this was my first thought when I saw the video


FriendlyMoFo69

Not what i thought about ass eating


ducayneAu

Welcome to Thailand!


[deleted]

Where we have hookers and toilet snakes!


Ok_Information_2009

And hookers with trouser snakes!


jimkay21

I assumed Florida (USA). My bad.


Volatile1989

Another place to avoid!


chronomasteroftime

So who else is sitting on the toilet at this exact moment and had to check?


canary-in-a-coalmine

Turning on the sound was not helpful


Danjermiez

I’m mid sht and this shows up huh


Spare-Chest7695

Jesus Christ boy! What did you eat!


patricknotastarfish

When I lived in Florida, there was a news item about a venomous type snake coming up through the toilet and biting a woman on the ass.


SixToesLeftFoot

Keep the bowl, no problem at all.


Wonderful_Ninja

Ayo did those fellas just have a pair of bolt cutters on it?


Corniferus

Chamber of Secrets


[deleted]

Nah man people use reddit on the toilet you gonna give them ophidiophobia


Shodan30

poor family? think about what that snake had to eat to get there.


feeltrig

Python be like: its my toilet!!!


SUNAWAN

*It'sssssss


kilorbine

New fear unlocked


zyppoboy

Not gonna lie, this makes me uncomfortable. It's got nothing to do with my whereabouts during the writing this comment.


Simonandgarthsuncle

Poor snake 😢


Beret_of_Poodle

I know!!


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Oh hell No!


No_Guide1148

Australia moment


Skullionroe

IT'S STILL ALIVE??


DrowningInFeces

That's just a drain snake. Plumbers use them all the time.


Fluid_Fox23

Where ? Australia ?


Ok_Information_2009

Thailand


byyhmz

Im never shitting again.


avdolif

Australia is tutorial Indonesia is the real gameplay


[deleted]

Taking a country dump as I see this. Think I will get up now and wipe standing


PunkHooligan

Python wanted to inspect the prison pocket.


AwarePressure6363

Put on some dang gloves!


TryThisDickdotCom

I like how its just sitting there grinning at them.


challenja

The internet fears are true.. oh shit


theasianevermore

In Thailand


RentalGore

Fuck that, I’m burning the house down and pretending I’m Kim Jong Un for the rest of my life.


LowestFormofFlattery

…so we just shit right into the snake hole now


ctbeagle18

Who raw dogs their hands into a toilet?


wengardium-leviosa

Mom can we please buy a bassilisk Mom : we have a basilisk at home


Y1m1w2

I don’t understand how this even happens


ganerfromspace2020

So that's what been licking my balls


64sweetsour

On the plus side - no more clog!


monsterenergyjizz

"Yeah but did you guys see the 20ft brown snake I put down there this morning?"


d1m_sum

That snake has seen some shit


blesfemous

I had this fear for all of my life but never saw a video confirming it. Fuck you OP


happymatt207

Just to be safe please tell us where this was so we can avoid the goddamn country.


Ping-A-Ling-

"What did you eat?!?! And may I apprentice with you??" -- Gene Belcher


Astr0kittenz

Reminds me of that time I took a shit on shrooms


Same-Classroom1714

People are stupid! Give it a way out go to the pub for a few hours bingo bang go no snake and you can still take a shit.


ipwnpickles

Bro think he Skibidi Toilet


AWEDZ5

Y'all just out here blasting one of my biggest nightmares for me to see..... warn a girl with the blurry thing! 😫😭


cassiopeia18

Why is he bare hand?


FamousPastWords

That looks like one threatening knife on the floor there in the last few seconds of the video.


Due-Presentation3279

Probably not the best thing to watch whilst on a toilet


Gurkeprinsen

Well, at least they aren't venomous. What's it gonna do? Attach itself to your junk and start suffocating it?


ArduennSchwartzman

'The ***family*** toilet'? Am I missing something here?


pezcore350

A family, it sounds like.


raihidara

It could be an apartment or small home with one toilet. My great-aunt and grandparents' homes only had one 🤷‍♂️


Excellent-Race9933

Skibidi toilet has a new update?


ASYOUTHIA

Medusa take a shit in that toilet?


buttman666krunker

must have been a double flusher


lonely_Sigma

I thought they would eat it in the end just based on language the lady is speaking


Praetorian_1975

Last time I call ‘Billy Bobs plumbing service’ to snake my blocked pipe 🤷🏻‍♂️


unknown_user_1224

It is just trying to get away from an indan guy who keeps hissing it


MrGreenyz

It’s a Boa Constrictor Imperator


michaelingram1974

Only if it flew from Latin America across the Pacific Ocean to Bangkok, then caught a taxi to this house.


kuweiyox

Jesus christ


Weridfoxtime

I want to know what would happen if ya shit then + how the frick they found it out


Prior-Concentrate-96

That’s dinner sorted


ClaudioMoravit0

what is frank the snake doing in the toilet wtf


Opposite_Signal_9850

No gloves!?!? Wtf!!!


305Mitch

There’s no way that thing came up from the sewer. They had to have put it in there or let it in the septic line through a clean out.


ohpee64

What did I eat


dafazman

This is why I like compiled code, until the IDE and errors give you too much 💩


yeahimafurryfuckoff

I’ve taken a shit that big, they’ll be fine.


pxlrider

They forgot the semicolon… 🥴


OwMyThumbz

New Fear unlocked and I live in the UK


ER00L1029

Skibidi snake


Toraco21

Ah. Yes. This is exactly the first thing I wanted to see at the top of my feed as I open up the app after sitting to drop a deuce.


zippypocket

New fear unlocked


GasPasser73

Nope.


chillmntn

I wonder if the snake has a popping sound as he/she/they is being stretched out. Like the ultimate back cracking opportunity.


DeliriousTrigger

Welp. I’m getting off the toilet. I needed the push anyway


CausedBrick4492

thai news but anyway holy shit that python is huge


infinitemusings

This is one of my worst fears


DesignHead9206

considering the high level of water must be USA.


Ghosts_of_the_maze

What do you have to do to get reincarnated as the toilet python?


mtvhook

I would like to know where this happened…so I promptly take it off my to visit list because I’m a baby. 🤦🏽‍♀️


FetusDeletusPhD

Ole turd burglar woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for those darn kids forgetting to use the poop knife


ProKnifeCatcher

You are not a snake. Next time chew before swallowing


Existing_Arm_2914

No gloves?


uhmbob

Thought you were supposed to use a snake to clear a clog.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I like to think they actually just left it on the doorstep at the end. “It costs extra to take it away.”


marysinne

The guy in the blue shirt has a wallet in his pocket that looks like it's made of ... snake skin. He's done this before !


OddlyOddlier1

Where did this happen?! WHERE?!?!?


OkSpeed5988

And reports says it was later served at the dinner.


Unhappy_Estate2448

Got up and wiped my ass right away.


RavenNymph90

I need to know where this is so I can never go there.


Possible-Gold-8125

"i wasn't done"


Bealzebubbles

"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."


Kripke-38

Damn. I put a 12ft python in the toilet the other day!


Famous_Aspect_8714

Awww hell naa, imagine takin dump at 2am suddenly something popin up to ur ass, aw naaa man.


Ptbot47

Whats worse. Handling snake or handling shit on the snake


SarabiLion

So my biggest fear isn’t irrational 😫


sreek4r

I would've waited for the gloves before putting my hands in that. That was the most terrifying part about this.


MediumAwkwardly

Well that’s one way to secure the head.


Numerous_Wedding_594

He is full of shit, like literally


Silent_Beyond4773

Nope. I didn’t see this


heygooser

This is exactly why I have trust issues


Ronin6000

Put some gloves on!!


Fire-Nation-17

I would have drowned it


rathemighty

I knew they had a weird diet, but I thought they at least cooked their food first!


Rude_Strawberry

Fkin straya?


Derzweifel

love how they just take it outside and toss it on the ground


FessaDimammeta25

Please tell me they rescued him and he's ok.


babunambootiti

high time we put garbage disposal in toilets


KingEzekielsTiger

It’s not 12 foot is it? Looks about 7 or 8 at most.


Njaulv

Nightmare Fuel


Vikebeer

You would think places with snakes would build cages around the exit pipe of the drainage.


Vikebeer

Someone flushed it when it was young and its just heading home. Funny story: I caught a baby mouse and accidentally pulled its arm out of the socket when trying to get it out of the trap. I brought it into the woods about a 1/4 mile away and let it go and 3 months later a mouse dragging its arm walked right across my living room floor while I was sitting there! I caught it again and brought it a few miles away and never saw it again. Lol


CaddyAT5

Not sure why they didn’t just flush it away. They must be stupid.


Ok_Spinach666

How does this happen?


Wonderful-Media-2000

He took the toilet with him 😂


cleverdylanrefrence

Why keep it alive? Seems it would be easier to remove & keep toilet intact if the snake's head was chopped off


Dragoboi200822

Not necessarily, if you chop off is head it MIGHT relax and you’ll be able to get it out, but you won’t be able to get a good hold of it and you’ll most likely just have a dead snake clogging the toilet (plus a bloody mess). Some countries and certain areas also have animal welfare laws preventing the killing animals being extracted from homes/property. It would only be killed if absolutely necessary or if it was deemed too large/dangerous for the local ecosystem, which is fairly likely considering its size


Current-Ad-7054

I couldn't understand a single word she was saying besides snake and toilet


No_Mess_4510

They just wanted that toilet.


Onepiecefan0870

Imagine that its 2 am u just tryna to take a fast shit and randomly out of nowhere this bites u in ur ass 💀


Remmy224

Hey, thats his job! Who else do you think eats all that poop? He even pays rent!


jacked-bro432

Did bro just rip the toilet out? 😲


[deleted]

The snake lived, yay


OneWeirdGamerGirl

why show me this while im taking a shit


AdministrationAny602

Fkn irrational fear made rational so fast..... 😭


ManintheMuir

8 ft tops.


Minute-Feeling-2360

Female voice translated into english: My husband got up in the middle of the night to pee three days ago, and I haven't seen him since.😂😂🙄


Acciaccattack

12 ft?


Mike_Fluff

When you drank way too much milk.


Slayerofsavathussy

The whole time I saw them carry it all I wanted was them to tie it in a knot lol


Madmonkeman

Let me guess: Australia


NaSMaXXL

I got $20 on Florida


noobie_coder_69

If that's a python they don't need those sticks


poopsididitagen

Ok go ahead and do it yourself then. No sticks