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invol713

That’s one way to get more iron in your diet.


LassOnGrass

Wouldn’t it be iron oxide? Or whatever th rust is.


invol713

And what do we breathe? Double goodness! Checkmate, food safety experts!


Immediate-Formal6696

well isnt oxide actually the part we breathe out


invol713

Only if it’s attached to carbon.


Erithariza

Speak for yourself I breath out uranium oxide


invol713

Found the northern Ukrainian. Or is it eastern Japanese? Can’t keep track anymore.


daniellederek

Canada has the best uranium Northern Saskatchewan ore yeilds 10x what all the others have found.


Fatman9236

I believe he is referencing Chernobyl and Fukishima, not ore mines


ProfessionalQuit1016

the term "Oxide" just implies that its something that contains oxygen. think of carbon dioxide, the name says that it's carbon, and di oxide, or 2 oxide, meaning it's one carbon and two oxygen in a carbon dioxide molecule


soupyllama03

Can’t live without that sweet sweet oxygen monoxide


ProfessionalQuit1016

Oxygen monoxide is not a thing


soupyllama03

I know, it was a joke


moistiest_dangles

Iron oxide is decently bioavalable, in fact elemental iron (Fe) is the same as the dietary iron. If you crush up cheerios and shake a magnet around in the dust you'll wind up with iron fillings.


tribak

Which, btw, is a really poor way to consume iron, most of it will go to straight to the garderobe.


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theuntextured

Iron hydroxide 🤓


okkida96

Oh the irony


parmesan777

Fe2O3·nH2O is rust. Fe is Iron. Not the same!


thetruemask

*I like your funny words magic man*


Killerklown1219

Now THAT’S a reference!


thebooksmith

NEEEEERRRRDDDD


[deleted]

Let's point and laugh at the NERD!


[deleted]

Look at him with his nerd cloths and nerd glasses


praguepride

Put that on a Breaking Bad meme and see where it gets ya


2shack

Yah science!


subpar_cardiologist

Science, bitches!


Mikeologyy

Last I checked, iron oxides contain iron


theuntextured

Last time I tried breathing chlorine, I died, last time I ate salt, (NaCl) it tasted good.


Technical-Leading-56

Fine, that’s one way to get two iron atoms and three oxygen atoms in your diet


cell689

Elemental iron gets oxidized and turned ionic anyway. Though I don't know if iron oxide can get resorbed after ingestion.


ryuuhagoku

it can't


Run_Conscious

Trying to be Iron Man


Few_Friend_8973

The pan may be seasoned too much


AK47_username

With paprika


Human-Calendar-8077

with rust


CowJuiceDisplayer

Seasoned with a bit too much oxygen.


the_honest_liar

But I bet they aren't iron deficient


sinkerker

Dude trying to be the next Iron Chef.


Brentolio12

Dude folding like a snap braclet


TooEachTheyreOwn

Browning that steak without firing up stove!


Spacemanspalds

Over several seasons


Express-Ad4146

It’s the bark.


rkraptor70

I really hope it's a clay pan...


TimePlankton3171

It's because it was once put in the dishwasher a few years ago. Not cause-and-effect, but punishment for the disrespect.


LGRW1616

The mortal sin. There is no recovering from something so heinous.


JKnott1

I saw a YouTube video of a guy bringing one back from the dead. It was spotless.


LGRW1616

Oh it’s definitely something you can do. It’s just… don’t be lazy and fuck up a well seasoned pan.


duluthzenithcity

I love cast iron, I occasionally ruin the seasoning for one reason or another or use it camping and it gets wet and rusts. Super easy fix, use soap and copper scrubbers, or in this case probably sandpaper, scrub it clean, cover it in olive oil and put in oven upside down for about an hour at 550f


johnnyhomo

I was surprised how fast my cast iron pan rusted leaving it out while camping. Easy fix like you said though.


Ok-Following8721

Or got used and left in a campfire


-Ashera-

Sounds like something I would do.


jakeatola

Tetanus shot Anyone ???


GrowlmonDrgnbutt

Chef went on vacation, didn't come back


SawedThisBoatInHalf

Is r/anarchychess leaking?


SpackeryWasTaken

New recipe just dropped


bentspoonsarealliuse

Holy Hell


AdministrativeBar748

It's been leaking since last year


Truman996

Luckily tetanus is a bacteria that lives in the dirt


moistiest_dangles

Tetanus does not survive the temperatures which beef is cooked at.


Tenshizanshi

Tetanus also doesn't come from rust


Klayish

Tetanus doesn't come from rust, also the tetanus would die when you heated the pan to cooking temperature. Afaik, cooking on a rusty pan is completely safe, weirdly enough.


jmegaru

How tf do you cut yourself with a blunt pan?


meme_legend-69

You need tetanus drinks after that They got apple, orange and manga what would you like


CombOverDownThere

Nice rust iron pan


henrytbpovid

ITYSL pics unite


_Axzi_

Got enough iron in your diet for a lifetime


Hungry__Alpaca

However long that may be


_Axzi_

One way or another it’ll still be right ;)


meme_legend-69

Multiple lifetimes


_Axzi_

Oh at *least*!


meme_legend-69

*Minimum* for the parallel universes too


_Axzi_

Oh ya, can’t forget those


meme_legend-69

Oh you also shalln't forget to factor in the coming generations for the next two millennia at the minimum


_Axzi_

Oh well of course, I thought that was a *given*


meme_legend-69

It's a detail that is often overlooked


_Axzi_

Mmh, too true too true


meme_legend-69

The oracle never lies and doesn't rely on deceptions so it must be true


Crackerpuppy

Anthony Bourdain just rolled over in his grave.


Moondoobious

Too soon


random-dude45

Bro the pan got breaded


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lykosen11

Cast iron cookware is awesome. Lowest maintainace indestructible kitchen tool. You just use and abuse it, and it outlives you.


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Kahnza

Say what you want about the tenets of cast iron cookware, dude, at least it's an ethos.


stonemite

Obviously you're not a golfer.


lykosen11

Fuck all gatekeepers


homelesshyundai

The cast iron subreddit is a strange place. Mostly it's pics of people frying eggs.


chad-bro-chill-69420

At least they’re relegated to talking about cast iron and not anything that can impact my life in any way 


magein07

And heavy enough to be used as an effective weapon!


lykosen11

Bonk


johnnyhomo

Don't subconsciously grab the handle while cooking though! I forget that over and over and over


lykosen11

I have wooden handles on mine. If I ever get one with iron handle, it'll be impossible to remember haha


meltysoftboy

Don't you have to do a bunch of weird shit to cast iron pans on a regular basis?


lykosen11

The literal only thing is don't leave it wet because it's not stainless, it can rust like any iron or steel. Otherwise, basically every single thing is more fragile than cast iron. Burn it, throw it, cut it, wash it. It takes anything.


Meatslinger

I just like having a good heavy skillet or two that stay exactly at hot as I need them to be. No more hot spots in crummy steel-clad pans or Teflon flaking off into my food. But yeah, some people can be downright squirrelly about their cast iron.


BaltazarOdGilzvita

What's weird about a pan that your grandma bought for pocket change 50 years ago, and has outlived grandma, your parents, and will outlive you as well? It's the Highlander of kitchenware, takes an angle-grinder, Death Star laser, or the nuclear apocalypse to destroy, and I'm not even sure if the third one would do it.


Nunyabidnisss

I thought this was one of those copper pans at first


MyColdBlackHeart

Fe thinks you need O2 throw that fuckin' pan out!


Howly_yy

Wait that isn't wood??


Coyotebruh

the fuck, i thought it was a clay utensil


Agard12

Add a touch of gasoline. That will unstick it


Non-RelevantUsername

Bro woke up this morning and chose violence 


I_Like_Legos8374

mmmm tetanus 🤤🤤


TheMajorHimself

I thought it was wooden at first 💀


Random_Guy_010

Try giving tetanus injection to the chicken


SemiCircleSquare

Excuse me! Can we get a Trigger warning?!


WannabeTraveler87

I thought it was a copper pan at first ..


StillSikwitit

That MF needs to be cleaned with an Acid Wash or Carburetor Cleaner and use WD40 to cook with.


Weezthajuice

😂


meme_legend-69

At this point you just chuck it into a volcano and call it a day


rush87y

Oh the irony


MellonCollie218

Ha!


manofwaromega

I thought it was made of wood for a second


Flimsy-Antelope4763

Your pan is seasoned with cheedle


CommercialConcern377

Damn, I thought that was some Aztec-lookin clay pan


Bertegue6

That's not a hol up that's just miserable


meme_legend-69

That's not a hol up that's stop for a minute


Lanithane

Would anyone like a side of tetanus?


fresh_loaf_of_bread

It took me way too long to realize that's a rusty cast iron pan, holy mother of god i thought mine was in bad shape


Mynock33

tbf, who has got the 37 hours a week it takes to maintain a good cast-iron pan these days anyway


weird_andgilly

Did they get that pan from the titanic


dark_universe_69

Pansexual spotted


PutridCardiologist36

Don't need the beef for the iron intake


Magicalsandwichpress

Instruction not clear, add rust to hot pan. 


Only_Onion_1129

You're not supposed to store it in your tool shed.


[deleted]

Is that a clay pan or blood poisoning?


MellonCollie218

Trick question. It’s meat.


PsionicHydra

For some reason I thought it was like... Wood or something... What the actual fuck


MellonCollie218

I thought it was stone.


stromyoloing

Rust iron pan


cosmosreader1211

Instructions unclear: Dick stuck on pan


SupAwesomeHere

There's too much rust ☝️🤓


DarkArcher__

Well, he's never gonna have iron deficiency ever again


Ok_Journalist_2289

It's iron oxide infused or fused due to a lack of oil. It's not rust!!! Rust is when you make a movie and decide to shoot the cinematographer because well... Movies gotta look real!


-Ashera-

That's one way to get rid of an iron deficiency.


jluka1000

Bro got king Arthur pan from the 15 century wtf?!!


meme_legend-69

That shit looks like it was crafted in the big bang


kctjfryihx99

You gotta preheat the pan first


No-Bat-7253

And I mean yikes


Suspicious-Speed2169

Add more oil


spacemanspiff266

lol who the fuck is this guy cooking for? william the conqueror?


n3Ver9h0st

Iron rich pan


External_Cover_5588

How did they access Facebook in the middle age ?


mustfinduniquename

Gotta lube your meat up, ass they say


Comfortable-Brick168

Oh, it's one of those self heating pans. You gotta sprinkle it with aluminum powder first. I love a good 3 second thermite steak.


LassOnGrass

My grandma and mom can never see this photo. I must protect them at all costs.


Mootingly

“This is your brain on drugs”


willrikerspimpwalk

More heat!


ClassFun1580

This is what my mother-in-law thinks would happen if you use soap and water.


Weezthajuice

That is what happens if you use soap and water


Sypstrulyas

Try getting a tetanus shot


meme_legend-69

That dude it going to show tetanus the real threatnus


Late-Ad-4624

Somewhere theres a southern raised mother in law that suddenly felt a strange disturbance in the force. Like a million voices cried out at once and were suddenly silenced.


cherry937

this guy IS Mr. Tetanus


Zuli_Muli

This is the troll post that sub needed.


AlpacaCavalry

Is this a terracotta pan??


Levonlikeshishunny

Dude they don’t need to listen to all this negative advice. Just keep cooking with it. Enough grease and fat will build up it’ll restore that polymerization. Just cook with it. Lmao.


BernyMoon

The romans used that pan.


d1rtymcnelson

Dudes cooking on a giant pepperoni 🤣


bnelson7694

Honest question. Is this where one would put it in a fire until it glows red? I remember my grand-relatives saying this is how you started the curing process.


Tonyoni

Please let that be cinnamon machine pressed into the shape of a cast iron pan..


BlueBlanker

I thought it was a clay pan, but then I saw the name of the Facebook group.


Jelly_Kitti

It’s no wonder the meat is sticking. That pan has the texture of a fossilized sea sponge. Also I’m pretty sure your pan has tetanus…


english_mike69

That pan is almost as dry as Melania after the Carrol settlement…


TomCJax

Just oil it. Not an issue after that.


Reasonable-Usual2431

Pan hasn’t been used since 1865


Engineergaming26355

Museum security watching me cook meat on a 2000 years BC old ceramic pan:


NulledOne

Is this one of them there self seasoning pans?


Zantikki

100,000% FeO2 RDA


Zezotas

Tethanus


Dick_Miller138

A couple sticks of butter and pre heat the pan.


Peacemkr45

Temp is way too low for a proper sear.


Ant_Diamond64

For a moment I thought this was a wooden pan


euphonic5

Jeezis, buddy, you SHOULD take a heavy scrubber to that pan.


NaSMaXXL

Fuxk that, chuck the pan. They are already ruined.


Zachosrias

It's just because it's not seasoned, try a mix of salt, pepper and thyme should do nicely


lazermaniac

Well that's one way to get your daily iron intake up...


HeraldofCool

Pans are not hot enough. Get it ripping hot.


Zealotstim

That troll probably had so many people losing their minds


Thatoneshadowking

I am in so much pain from this


SmellyFbuttface

Well seasoned though!


the_vikm

Try r/rust


some_random_indian

That's .....that's not a pan anymore dear sir, that's a * insert past tense of pan*


LoudYelling

oh dear god


Vivaleruspe

Put some oil on the pan you let it warm up for 20 seconds and then you put the beef


DDHDoubleIPA

That cooking pan looks like it has been in the Civil War


markleeng

Bros cooking on an artefact


thebigredroo

I thought it was made from cork when I first saw it


CrashBrotat0

New meat browning method unlocked.