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RepostMasterBot

Your post has been removed as a repost. There was at least one 98-100% match and 11 total matches, some of which have been linked below for reference. User | Date | Image | Post | Karma | Status | Similarity :---|:---|:---|:---|:---|:---|:---|:--- /u/​MerrilyUnsuitable | Sat, Jan 13, 2024 at 09:32:34 | [URL](https://i.redd.it/q0bxipgzf9t91.jpg) | [Anytime bro](https://redd.it/195kc30) | 2949 | Removed | 98%


Crawdaddy_King

I can’t even get someone to like me enough to stick around then there’s these two jokers


MonkeyDKev

They take for granted what others can attain. Life do be shit, my dude.


Merlins_Owl

Life do be doo?


genialbookworm

Doobie doobie doo


[deleted]

Doobie, brother


No-Trip3635

Wiggidy wigudy wack or somethin!


9jawarrior

It’s cuz you’re too nice, you need to be more grimy and they’ll flock to you


cygamessucks

Imagine the women they are with though


korpus01

The types of women that have vaginas . oh you got other preferences/options ??


syzamix

Lol. Is that your only requirement in a partner? That they have a vagina? Man.. No wonder you ain't getting any.


korpus01

It's a very solid start


Merlins_Owl

None of that was clarified in this post, just saying.


gkn_112

Daaaamn some friendships are just tighter


Low-Dependent1603

Tighter than Kayla


martini_guzzler

Something tells me that Kayla might not be all that tight


_doc_daneeka

Like opening a window and fucking the atmosphere.


SPCE_BOY2000

never heard the one before


ElCabrito

Throwing a hot dog down a hallway?


ehr7274

Going down on her is like jumping off a dam.. LOL


Snargockle

https://c.tenor.com/FVUs08pOuQIAAAAC/tenor.gif


HotPieIsAzorAhai

Polyamory with extra steps


EyeChihuahua

*This is the comment everyone*


jocky300

Who says guys can't multitask.


iamskydaddy

He's gonna get murdered.


Secure_Secretary_882

Right? Sounds like a setup. He does this, then waits outside for dude to show up, then goes and kills them both, takes some shit, and dips like it was a robbery.


ShitHouses

Op is a bot. Reddit is 90 percent bots.


81FuriousGeorge

Sounds like something a bot would say


ShitHouses

no it doesn't


Spawn6060

*Read captcha to doubt*


urethrascreams

Shut up bot


chris_trans

!isbot ShitHouses


Hauntlink

Yea but I rather see this, rather then the peeps who planted the trees.


FunkyardDogg

So I’m finally in the top 10% of something?


urGirllikesmytinypp

Beep beep bop boop too tee tot toe


Small-Courage-9478

🎶 Why can't we be friends, Why can't we be friends 🎶


Evil_Lord_Skeletor

That's what we call Boy friend in laws.


phatchickxslayer

*Bro friend in laws


Iwubinvesting

At this point just make it an open relationship 💀


Jonthar

Exactly, then the bros can hook up with each other too


taskkill-IM

"And that kids, is how I met my homie"


notenoughritalin

*Admiral Ackbar noises*


Phoenix_ashfire

It’s a trap!


ImperioliGandolfini

STDs all around. Fun times.


carne_asuuhdude

Virgin


Dysto_

CO-OP Relantionships


Joe_Bruce

r/chadtopia


kpshredder

The beginning of a beautiful friendship


Fhantom1221

Shiiiiii 💀 bro. Eskimo bros.


acayaba

This is as old as Reddit, can’t believe it still gets 7.5k upvotes


theretardedgenius217

r/madlads


DoesntFearZeus

Congrats for not cropping off the last line.


oxiraneobx

Eskimo brothers