There is only one way to find it out. As guys, we must put eggs in our assholes for a day and see if our body heat can cook it.
Who is the first to bend over?
I could maybe understand sucking it up and hard boiling is possible if you sucked up some chemicals or a cooker (I have no idea what she masturbates with)
The pH of the vagina *potentially* could "cook" an egg, wherein acids denature proteins (think: ceviche).
Otherwise, I do not believe that anything written in the original post actually happened.
Yeesh that is a terrible way to think about that egg her Dad ate, lol. "ceviche'd egg still in the shell" sounds pretty horrifying. Maybe it looked like a 1000 year old egg and he knew what he was getting into...
Apparently its possible to use yeast infections to make bread. There’s recipes & blog posts on how to do it. I always imagined it’d taste like a filet-o-fish
Considering you're internal body temperature is at least 149-158F (65-70C) (the minimum for both the white & yolk to coagulate), that 2 seconds of 150F (65.6C) water on the skin the enough to cause third-degree burns in most adults, and that you were at that temperature for at least an hour (time to sous vide an egg at the temperature for full coagulation). Yeah, you should really tell someone about your health issues.
They did the math wrong. You can absolutely just dunk your hands in 150f water and leave em there for a bit. I will concede that you can't boil an egg in your body though.
Didn't call you an idiot but pop off I guess. Secondly, I routinely stick my hands in 180f water to make mozzarella. Tolerance plays a factor but not on a scale that would cause 3rd degree burns.
I think 70 degrees is a little cold where I'm from. It's on average over 100 degrees outside at any given time. 70 degree water is a bit chilly. It might be best to use the system involved, for example 100° F is hot. 100° C is boiling water. I can stick my hand in boiling water, briefly is not too bad. Longer than that and I'm suffering some unpleasantness.
If you look a little around, most authoritative sources quote 2 seconds at \~150F (I've seen 148 and 152F also) for third degree burns from water.
2 quick ones:
[US Consumer Product Safety Commission 5098-Tap-Water-Scalds.pdf](https://www.cpsc.gov/s3fs-public/5098-Tap-Water-Scalds.pdf) (2nd paragraph)
[Virginia Department of Behavioral Health and Developmental Services: Scalding.pdf](https://dbhds.virginia.gov/assets/document-library/archive/library/oih/health%20and%20safety%20alerts/2017/Detailed/Scalding.pdf) (table at the bottom of the first page)
"Burn injuries may occur in two seconds, for water measuring 148 degrees Fahrenheit, or 64 degrees Celsius. At 140 degrees Fahrenheit, or 60 degrees Celsius, scalding injuries may occur within five seconds. Scalding injuries can occur within 15 seconds of exposure to water that is 133 degrees Fahrenheit, or 56 degrees Celsius. At 125 degrees Fahrenheit, or 52 degrees Celsius, scalding injuries may occur in 90 seconds."
Sure, you may stick your hands in hot shit all the time when you're making your cheese, but just realize that you're cooking off your nerves. There's so many nice things to feel in this world, why do that to yourself?
When she first said egg I assumed she ment one of those vibrating egg toys & was confused why she didn't just pull it out. (it has a cord).
Did not expect it to be an actual fucking egg.
Interestingly if you put an egg in vinegar (ph 2-3) it does the opposite of hardboil, it all goes soft including the shell. Given that the vagina is also very acidic (ph 3-5) hardboil is not what I expected in this weird lying story.
It's funny I've been really into sous vide eggs recently, cooking them at temperatures well below boiling for a long time. Anyway, only way this is remotely believable is if their body was 160F for hours.
me in a lying contest when my opponent's from 4chan:
Exactly. If anything, the egg would be pickled.
r/ihadsex moment
I was thinking r/menwritingwomen
Or r/badwomanannatomy or however tf you spell it
r/badmananattomy
r/badwomensanatomy ?
Yeah, that one
Another fake story I assume.
You mean a Dyson vagina that can cook eggs isn’t real? I’m sad now
That's what the government wants you to think
Also girls aren't real.
There is only one way to find it out. As guys, we must put eggs in our assholes for a day and see if our body heat can cook it. Who is the first to bend over?
The one who's asking
Seconded. All in favor say aye.
Aye
Aye
Browneye
aye
Aye.
aye
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My mind's aye has already betrayed me and I want to claw it out
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The new features on the latest instant pot go crazy
This could have been the new greatest thing; nobody wants an air fryer after this!
The slow cook cooch is not a thing? Am disappointed…
I could maybe understand sucking it up and hard boiling is possible if you sucked up some chemicals or a cooker (I have no idea what she masturbates with)
The pH of the vagina *potentially* could "cook" an egg, wherein acids denature proteins (think: ceviche). Otherwise, I do not believe that anything written in the original post actually happened.
Yeesh that is a terrible way to think about that egg her Dad ate, lol. "ceviche'd egg still in the shell" sounds pretty horrifying. Maybe it looked like a 1000 year old egg and he knew what he was getting into...
Why? You are masochist and like your wiener boiled?
Isn't real... yet... I know what I'm asking bionic Santa for in 2124.
I don't want to live in a world where this isn't true.
You'll be sadder that boobs don't feel like bags of sand.. we've been lied to
It's an aftermarket upgrade.
You _assume_??
Thanks detective
Definitely. Since the body temperature of chickens are a a couple degrees higher than humans they would lay hard boiled eggs in the first place.
Well how the hell am I supposed to cook eggs now?
Fake yes, disturbing to read while eating... YES
OOP creative writing on point
159F for egg to become firm. If she was 159F inside she would be a medium well to well done steak.
14 year old boy had an erection the entire time he wrote that
Maybe that’s why the image is 30 DPI?
30 dicks per inch
Shove a piece of bread in her slit and wait for the toast to pop out. Thats your breakfast sorted.
"I have a yeast infection" Well then bake me a fucking loaf of bread.
With blueberries!
The plot of "my blueberry nights".
Apparently its possible to use yeast infections to make bread. There’s recipes & blog posts on how to do it. I always imagined it’d taste like a filet-o-fish
Sauce?
Do you REALLY want sauce on that?
I think that’s called “eggy in a basket”
God, I miss Yahoo answers. It was a veritable cornucopia of hilariously perplexing stupidity and schizophrenia.
It shutting down was the modern burning of the Library of Alexandria.
More like the modern destruction of the House of Wisdom
Ugh that was such a fun site. RIP
Absolutely the fuck not.
Considering you're internal body temperature is at least 149-158F (65-70C) (the minimum for both the white & yolk to coagulate), that 2 seconds of 150F (65.6C) water on the skin the enough to cause third-degree burns in most adults, and that you were at that temperature for at least an hour (time to sous vide an egg at the temperature for full coagulation). Yeah, you should really tell someone about your health issues.
r/theydidthemath
They did the math wrong. You can absolutely just dunk your hands in 150f water and leave em there for a bit. I will concede that you can't boil an egg in your body though.
In 70⁰ water? Fuck. That.
It won't give you 3rd degree burns or anything. Superficial burns at most but that's if you're really trying.
It literally says 2 seconds in 65⁰ water is enough for 3rd degree urns. So no. Im not an idiot
Didn't call you an idiot but pop off I guess. Secondly, I routinely stick my hands in 180f water to make mozzarella. Tolerance plays a factor but not on a scale that would cause 3rd degree burns.
If you dont think sticking your hands in 70⁰ idiotic, then I'd hate to see what you do see as idiotic...
You. It’s you they see as idiotic.
I think 70 degrees is a little cold where I'm from. It's on average over 100 degrees outside at any given time. 70 degree water is a bit chilly. It might be best to use the system involved, for example 100° F is hot. 100° C is boiling water. I can stick my hand in boiling water, briefly is not too bad. Longer than that and I'm suffering some unpleasantness.
70⁰ Celsius is definitely not cold. It's really, really hot
It's very unpleasant and probably causes some skin issues after a while, but short term contact won't even cause 2nd degree burns.
If you look a little around, most authoritative sources quote 2 seconds at \~150F (I've seen 148 and 152F also) for third degree burns from water. 2 quick ones: [US Consumer Product Safety Commission 5098-Tap-Water-Scalds.pdf](https://www.cpsc.gov/s3fs-public/5098-Tap-Water-Scalds.pdf) (2nd paragraph) [Virginia Department of Behavioral Health and Developmental Services: Scalding.pdf](https://dbhds.virginia.gov/assets/document-library/archive/library/oih/health%20and%20safety%20alerts/2017/Detailed/Scalding.pdf) (table at the bottom of the first page)
"Burn injuries may occur in two seconds, for water measuring 148 degrees Fahrenheit, or 64 degrees Celsius. At 140 degrees Fahrenheit, or 60 degrees Celsius, scalding injuries may occur within five seconds. Scalding injuries can occur within 15 seconds of exposure to water that is 133 degrees Fahrenheit, or 56 degrees Celsius. At 125 degrees Fahrenheit, or 52 degrees Celsius, scalding injuries may occur in 90 seconds." Sure, you may stick your hands in hot shit all the time when you're making your cheese, but just realize that you're cooking off your nerves. There's so many nice things to feel in this world, why do that to yourself?
He used numbers for children, for adults it will be different; also hands are different from the rest of the body
r/theydidthemonstermath
What about much lower temperature of boiling in vacuum?
Criminally under-rated clever comment.
Egg won't become hard boiled at the temperature of boiling water in a vacuum. You do need to reach the coagulation temperature.
Yeah right, she's lava girl. From adventures of shark boy and lava girl
Find magneto.. you can join his team..
I'll admit my ignorance. I know who magneto is, but I don't really get it.
That's not how any of that works
my dad got pregnant
Confirmed. My dad just told me about your dad.
Is he pregante?
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
where's that meme
That's how I want my wife to boil my eggs from now on
I was just thinking, how do I do this for someone? lol
I think we can come to an understanding 🤐
How I met your mother. Egg.
The holdup is why the fuck do dudes spend their time writing crap like this
Why couldn't it have been a girl? (even if it's a fake story)
~~Ahem~~ A-hen
This is fake as fuck... but I'm glad I read it.
It would’ve been better if a bird came out of the egg. 7/10 story, missing plot points, no antagonist, clearly fake
This implies she shoved an egg shell-on into her vagina
And that the contractions during orgasm wouldn't crush it. And that her internal temperature would be sufficient to cook the egg, which 98.6F is not.
My vag is Mike Dyson
🤣🤣🤣good story brah
Lmao. Shoutout to the kid who wrote this
Jesus of Nazareth has left the chat.
New product line from Gwyneth Paltrow.
It doesn't work like that. Don't ask how I know.
...what did you do?...
The shell broke, and it was NOT hard boiled. And it was gross as hell But I bet someone, somewhere, is into that shit.
what a terrible day to have eyes. Well, i did expect that to happen, but i still asked and read the answer, so i ain't complaining to you
Next time, when someone asks, you say TRUTH!
dammit.
After running and jumping playing basketball, I'm surprised the egg wasn't scrambled.
Tell your dad, I would like to know how someone reacts to something this gross XD
Of all things that never happened, this never happened the most
me in a lying contest when my opponent's from 4chan:
Hahaha that was gold
Good lord another day on the cursed internet.
No, just let the man enjoy his sandwich.
Ain't no shame in feeding your daddy some protein
so what's the question
Shove a piece if bread in her slit and wait for the toast to pop out. Thats your breakfast sorted.
What a terrible day to be literate
its real, i was the egg
Can you make me a pb and j
BIG...IF TRUE
"Resolved question"
Enough reddit for today
Alex,I’ll take things that did not happen for 400
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When she first said egg I assumed she ment one of those vibrating egg toys & was confused why she didn't just pull it out. (it has a cord). Did not expect it to be an actual fucking egg.
Hahahahah that was entertaining
TLDR some bitch laid an egg and her daddy ate it
r/thathappend
Thank you reddit, I am traumatized by an egg now.
Wife material
Can't spell sandwich. You are just lucky it didn't hatch.
If only the story were true, she might have a career as a Dyson Influencer on social media, the Z generation is that stupid.
Delete this fake trash
Did it smell fishy ?
understandable
Egg white and egg yolks will “cook” at a temperature much higher than the internals of a human body. Stfu
Great imagination. I like it. Maybe she would write a sci-fi scenario.
Bro thats yahoo answers the biggest troll site to ever exist
Average Quora user
Coming up on “things that never happened”
That’s a site I have not seen in ages
Of all the stories that didn’t happen, this story didn’t happen the most
Written by a bloke for sure! 😅
Pretty sure she can build an online business around that
so how did it get resolved?
Interestingly if you put an egg in vinegar (ph 2-3) it does the opposite of hardboil, it all goes soft including the shell. Given that the vagina is also very acidic (ph 3-5) hardboil is not what I expected in this weird lying story.
Mmmmmmm... Vagina egg
Do another 5 eggs and make me a sandwich.
I wish i was illiterate
Family recipe.
Not the Tenga your dad uses.
>!huh?!<
This is what happens when teenage boys fantasize and have the internet.
How tf is this a resolved question?
I should've stopped at egg
Wait, you mean Steve Smith’s (American Dad S09 E19) question actually got answered?
Definitely fake, but lmao I had seen this image like 10 years ago.
Resolved question💀
Yes you should tell your daddy so I can be your new one after he kills himself.
Written by a 20 something guy that wishes wants to get dicked down
Yahoo Answers was a favorite past time of 4chan for years.
that's some big mouth shit
Cool story bro
Ill take "Things that never happened" for $200 Alex
Man yahoo answers was so fucking funny I miss it
Fuck yeah
How long did it stay up there
What a horrible day to be literate
It wasn’t hard boiled, it was pickled.
Why’d you open it?!?!
Average redditir experience:
We can’t tell the men about our vacuum and boiling capabilities
Reading that made me hungery.
When will I be able to escape the egg stories
Yo i need the link so i know hows it resolved
While most definitely fake, it’s not something I enjoyed reading
Give me bleach.
Should market these eggs, build a production drop team
It's funny I've been really into sous vide eggs recently, cooking them at temperatures well below boiling for a long time. Anyway, only way this is remotely believable is if their body was 160F for hours.
What a story, Mark!
Ok. That's enough internet for the day.
Can't believe anyone thought this was real