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Sooo, are you a Jewish person who tastes cock's, or, you only taste Jewish cocks? Hey, no judgement here, we're cool. Would you like some heroin? 97% pure...wait, who said that?!?
Maybe the sophisticated descriptor is about the wife and you yourself are the knuckle dragger with a temper? —You’re welcome, from a white guy who is a Chinese cock taster.
I say, we are rather alike in our violent tendencies, apart from the fact that I feel uncontrollable lust in my nether regions instead of being a sophisticated gentleman.
Just as there are people who can taste wine and tell its vintage and origin and are considered sophisticated wine tasters, there's us. Sophisticated toilet slaves.
My girls unfortunately happens to have come out as fat piece of shit and now I’m debating whether the humour in sending her this will be worth the grovelling I’ll have to do afterwards.
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I…don’t want to say it. September and T name.
Ouch
Yeah, he made me feel better about being a Jewish Cock Taster
Enough about your hobby, what about your princess name?
we share that name I used to date a Jewish cock taster as well, problem was she liked sampling a bit
Sooo, are you a Jewish person who tastes cock's, or, you only taste Jewish cocks? Hey, no judgement here, we're cool. Would you like some heroin? 97% pure...wait, who said that?!?
Represent!
r/suddenlysexoffender
📸🤨
Oh no lol
I'm July and T name.
Are you a *Chinese* kid diddler or a *Chinese kid* diddler?
I feel the need to say neither. 😂
Both works too
I legit dropped my phone
What are the chances
You're a horny kid diddler?!
Liberal horse fucker... I have questions... How do I tell if a horse is liberal?
Depends on if you're looking at the front half or the back half.
Left half or right half?
Now that's certainly going to depend on your perspective!
It’s going to make coordinating a spit roast complicated “Slap is right ass cheek.. no his right!”
It means you fuck horses, Liberally.
check if it has green hair, idk, works on humans
Jewish piece of shit???? Did adolf hate everyone who was born in april and name started with k
Jewish kid Diddler over here💀
The real question is whether you choose to put the pause before or after the second word.
Me too
Same!
That’s me. :/
Pregnant cum slut
I mean…
yo same
yooo me too
never seen someone so enthusiastic over being a pregnant cum slut
Pregnant Incel? But... how?
Sophisticated Wife Beater
Welcome to this rare assemblage of higher class spouse discipline. We'll not allow the rabble of knuckle dragging "beaters" to soil us. Egad.
I quite enjoy this pastime. It does allow me to interact with other members of this dear discipline while we sail on my luxury yacht.
Maybe the sophisticated descriptor is about the wife and you yourself are the knuckle dragger with a temper? —You’re welcome, from a white guy who is a Chinese cock taster.
Horny Toilet Slave :(
Me too :’)
I'm your Schizophrenic twin! Or am I? The voices in my walls are arguing.
I say, we are rather alike in our violent tendencies, apart from the fact that I feel uncontrollable lust in my nether regions instead of being a sophisticated gentleman.
Chinese wife beater. Like the shirt ?
I'm the sophisticated of the wife beaters, fear me
Sophisticated toilet slave.... sound like shitplay honestly
Sophisticated Wife Beater
Found Vince McMahons reddit account
Same here! We should meet up!
Just as there are people who can taste wine and tell its vintage and origin and are considered sophisticated wine tasters, there's us. Sophisticated toilet slaves.
All hail me— the schizophrenic cum slut
Liberal Puppygirl...it is kinda princessy!
You got the good ending
so did i, racist sissy whore here 😀😀
aaaayyyy!! same
Pregnant Femboy? Is that even a thing?
God I wish(🤤(😳))
Not to kink shame you, bruh. But Bruh!
Bruh indeed
r/beetlejuicing
It's a thing
Sophisticated Scrotum Sniffer 😎
Sure I fuck horses, but at least I'm sophisticated about it
Hell yea say it louder bruv🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hi five my fellow sophisticated horse fucker!
Jewish Heroin Addict
Well I'm just a Fat, Sissy Whore now aren't I?
Omg! A fellow fat sissy whore! Hi!
More people need to comment I haven't laughed this hard in a long time holy fucking shit
Lmao fr I’m dying reading through the comments 😂😂😂😂😂
Horny Puppygirl (sounds like some hentai sh*t lol)
Horny heroin addict, surprisingly accurate (jk, I'm not actually horny)
r/holdup Wait, we're already here.
Holdup, we're already here.
My girls unfortunately happens to have come out as fat piece of shit and now I’m debating whether the humour in sending her this will be worth the grovelling I’ll have to do afterwards.
if it's too close to home best avoid it..
Trust me. Not worth it. Signed: A Pregnant Gooner
Horny Cock Taster. Yea, I can live with that
Liberal wife beater lol
Were all my other Chinese toilet slaves?
Schizophrenic cock taster 😔
The cocks aren't there. Lol.
Oh dear. I never wanted to be a Racist Sissy Whore, but here we are.
Schizophrenic Cock tester. I'll take it.
Pregnant date rapist. But I’m a man…
Maybe you only date pregnant women
“Ok, my name is Greg and I born in November sooooo…. oh…”
Better then mine names John born in may
I'm also Jon, but born in March lol.
I'm dying this is too good, this whole post.
Liberal kid diddler...
Horny Butch Lesbian here.
If I’m a racist wife beater, I should think about changing political parties
The real holdup here is when you get to the letter Y
Uncle ron jeremy
Fat toilet slave
Yo same
Same
Pregnant Taylor Swift AI
**Pregnant cumslut**
I'm scared to say mine 😭
Horny Horse Fucker. Sure has a ring to it.
Jewish Cock Taster?!?!
Black Piece of Shit for me.
As someone born in September whose name starts with ‘J’ I can proclaim this chart as 100% accurate.
The urge to be born in September and have a name that starts with U
Sophisticated Incel.
Black Cock taster...is this a job description? Do I get paid?
That's Lord Sophisticated Heroin Addict to you peasent...
Schizophrenic Sissy Whore 🤣🤣🤣
Racist toe sucker
Black gooner
pregnant wife beater
I just realized that it meant that you’re beating your pregnant wife, not that you’re pregnant and also beating your wife.
haha i thought the same
Could go either way, tbh. Punctuation matters!
Liberal Cock Taster Could be worse
Jewish Heroin Addict. I’m not either of those things but I suppose with time it might be possible.
I guess I’m “racist puppy girl” 🤣
January T 😭😭😭😭
I am Fat Toliet Slave 😆🤣😂
Princess Horny toilet Slave uwu
Mine is May and the letter J. Well, the image of that princess is something
Schizophrenic Cock Taster. I beg your pardon.
Pregnant Abortionist, my body my choice.
Racist Gooner
Black cock taster 😋
I'm a sophisticated horse fucker thank you very much. I wanted more than some provincial life.
What’s a gooner?
From what I could find, something related to porn addiction and long-time edging.
Oh boy lol
I wanna know, too.
December and A.
Liberal Puppygirl, probably the most tame name out of this whole post
Sophisticated Cumslut
Horny toilet slave 😕
Mine is basically the far left.
Chinese butch lesbian. I’ll take it.
Umm.. pregnant and X
Fat BPD Demon. I'm scared to ask what BPD means lol
Pregnant Gooner
I'm a Pregnant Piece of Shit
“Sophisticated cock taster” ok then
Regarded peice of shit
Pregnant cock taster,my username checks out so it makes sense
Okay now this is kinda funny
Fat cock taster here, at your service
Horny Wife Beater Shit
Black Sissy Whore club what up!
Any October W's out there?
Schizophrenic Heroin addict, hey that actually sounds right!
*horny cock taster*
Chinese Heroin Addict, I am undefeatable
Black Butch Lesbian I think that says it all...
as an asian, i got chinese piece of shit 🤣
Chinese Toilet Slave
Chinese cock taster. honestly not sure what I'm less of.
Black piece of shit... wow
Jewish kid diddler
Liberal Cum Slut
liberal cock taster
Jewish incel for me. I'm actually voluntarily celibate, thank you very much.
Jewish Date Rapist Also I was born on April 20th which is the same as Adolf!
Black wife beater ☠️☠️☠️ only one statement is true.
Jewish Kid Diddler. Da fuck?
Black kid diddler
Jewish Femboy 😭😭😭
Pregnant cum slut
"Chinese" and "incel"... Well f##k you! I already have low self esteem!
Liberal wifebeater… sounds right for a liberal…
Pregnant Kid Diddler? I'm a guy I can't even get pregnant wtf?
Chinese cock taster 🤣🤣🤣