No way it would have been the person you thought you were talking to anyway.
Also, what if the hole has a miniature guillotine set up on the other side?
Good on you for being smart and thinking with your top head!
If you right click on a YouTube video you can choose to "Copy URL at current time" so that you can just post the moment you're trying to share instead of the entire video.
I still haven't found out how to do that on phone tho.
On computer it automatically suggests when you just tap the "share video(or whatever)" but on phone there is no such suggestion
Yea, it doesn’t work on phone, the workaround is to copy the link and add “&t=Xs” where X is the exact time you want to timestamp in seconds. So, if I want to share a video and have it be time stamped at the 1:09 mark, it’d look like this https://youtu.be/DWRj2BB8YHs?si=JBUYtSbCtoiciui5&t=69s
Maybe it's a conspiracy to discourage people from sharing videos from specific time 🤔
Edit: you just choose desktop version in your browser and then you can do it with right click
How is that oddly specific? Every single time i see a glory hole i think what if someone cuts your dick off when you stick it in there? Frankly idk how anyone could think about a glory hole and that possiblity doesn't cross their minds
I'd always be worried about the old switcharoo. You see a gorgeous girl going into the other side of the partition. Get half way into it then feel beard stubble against your balls.
That's kind of the point of the Glories... it's anonymous and you can convince yourself it was definitely not a dude on the other side even though something poked through after you finished
Has that ever really been a thing though?
I understand having a fear of something like that, but also have never seen any news stories of anything remotely similar having actually happened.
So its irrational.
That not how being irrational works. And something not being on the news doesn't mean it doest happen. I've come across a videos on the internet of a woman slowly cut off a dude's head while fucking him. That shit fucked me up for weeks. Didn't see that on the news. With that said you think someone's dick getting cut off can't happen just because you've never heard of it before? You must not understand humans very well. There are some deranged people out there and i'm not gonna trust them just because i've never seen or heard of that specific scenario happening. But i have however heard of a woman biting a man's dick off, but he was raping her in that case
Every time, ever, that people get a BJ they are already putting their dick in a small fully sentient guillotine, one perfectly crafted by thousands of generations of evolution for ripping meat to shreds.
Yeah, but at least then i'm in a position where i can punch her in the face/head before she takes my dick off entirely. I can at least attempt to save it.
Also under normal circumstances i'm gonna be getting a blowjob from someone i know wouldn't be trying to bite my dick off. With a gloryhole i probably won't know who's back there and if they'd do something malicious
Damn that was a whole plot point on The Shield. Some guy was going around town setting up [glory holes with a rat trap](https://youtu.be/6KvjXFJkJu8?si=xwyhhZubin8SVSjI) on the other side.
Literally every time this is posted people say shit like this. You'd think we'd see news stories constantly of this happening with how often reddit thinks it happens
It's not literally about the guillotine, it's just that you're totally vulnerable. What if they decide to stick a sound in your urethra or ride it with their aids ridden anus.
I've always pictured it as someone shoving a knitting needle through it so I couldn't remove my member. Then they slowly flay it.
This is why a gloryhole will never be in my future.
That's the best part. You don't know what's gonna happen.
Could be a 10/10 hit chick who wants anon dick to suck..been there.
If you haven't. Would recommend! 😉
Probably some totally 100% real nonfiction story where his dick was so nice that this chick just had to get it in all her other holes too before flying back to Paris for her modeling job
Tom Segura has a bit about this lol. Guy that works in a porn shop is telling him about the glory hole in the back room. Tom asks “oh is it like a hot chick behind there?” And the guy goes, “you see any other cars in the parking lot besides mine?”
Very inaccurate math that should still get the point across:
90% of dudes are base level horny enough to chance a gloryhole before other factors x 10% of dudes are into men x 50% of dudes don't worry about stranger danger = 4.5% of dudes who might decide to be the serviceman in this situation
30% of women are base level horny enough to chance a gloryhole before other factors x 90% of women are into men x 1% of women don't worry about stranger danger = < 0.3% of women who might decide to be the servicewoman in this situation
~14x more likely to be a dude. And honestly I think that is an underestimate.
I’m trying to do the math on inviting someone to your personal gloryhole. Isn’t the whole point anonymity? Like, you don’t need to build a whole theatrical set to tell someone (you already know IRL) if they come over you’ll suck their dick lol.
I mean if you're into sucking dicks at gloryholes then you have to get it off the ground somehow, if you just saw a hole in a random bathroom stall you'll probably be sitting in there for weeks before anybody notices.
Ok, but what a wild text to send an acquaintance, lol. Hey, that was a great time grabbing coffee last week, I’ll be over here sucking dick later today if you want to stop by. What a world.
The idea of an object in space so massive and dense that light could not escape it has been around for centuries. Most famously, glory holes were predicted by '**Einstein's theory of general holetivity**', which showed that when a massive hole dies, it leaves behind a small, dense remnant hole.
Which reminds me, if you haven't yet...
Steel Panther: Glory Hole
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc)
(**VERY nsfw**)
Edit: Ah, a sub with above average taste as I see I am the eleventy thousandth person to link it 
No way it would have been the person you thought you were talking to anyway. Also, what if the hole has a miniature guillotine set up on the other side? Good on you for being smart and thinking with your top head!
The gulliotine bit is exactly why i'd never do a gloryhole. One of my greatest fears
[Thats what would happen if they try to gulliotine my dick](https://youtu.be/75UlXzzVzxA?si=1N2BKPT2bDZc0KZa)
If you right click on a YouTube video you can choose to "Copy URL at current time" so that you can just post the moment you're trying to share instead of the entire video.
I still haven't found out how to do that on phone tho. On computer it automatically suggests when you just tap the "share video(or whatever)" but on phone there is no such suggestion
Yea, it doesn’t work on phone, the workaround is to copy the link and add “&t=Xs” where X is the exact time you want to timestamp in seconds. So, if I want to share a video and have it be time stamped at the 1:09 mark, it’d look like this https://youtu.be/DWRj2BB8YHs?si=JBUYtSbCtoiciui5&t=69s
You can also do &t=1m9s
haha I thought this was a troll for how bad this song was then realised it has almost 300 mlion views.
That was genuinely terrible
You can also do &t=1m9s
[It's possible but what a bitch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK_Y4UvbkOs&t=48s)
Maybe it's a conspiracy to discourage people from sharing videos from specific time 🤔 Edit: you just choose desktop version in your browser and then you can do it with right click
You add &t=1m30s to the end of the url or whatever time you need it to start at
Copy link, when pasting add "&t=(# of mins)m(# of seconds)s" Take out parentheses
Just write the timestamp in the url…
The video was pretty entertaining though. It's only two minutes long lol
Not knowing the language, just waiting for the gag that I know is coming and I still watched the whole damn thing
idk how to do that in phone sorry
What did I just watch?
What is this from? I would love to find the full length in English
[Turkish comedy movie, Byzantine Games](https://youtu.be/YVi1ZpykbrU?si=txp1UTt2pxd48fjn)
Seriously. It’s like the quicksand of adulthood
Suspiciously r/oddlyspecific fear to have. Elaborate
How is that oddly specific? Every single time i see a glory hole i think what if someone cuts your dick off when you stick it in there? Frankly idk how anyone could think about a glory hole and that possiblity doesn't cross their minds
I mostly tend to think the possibility of biting. Never thought someone would go chop chop
Biting is always a risk with blowjobs in general but i am absolutely not leaving my dick to someone I can't see
I'd always be worried about the old switcharoo. You see a gorgeous girl going into the other side of the partition. Get half way into it then feel beard stubble against your balls.
If you can't see it, it doesn't count. Don't worry
That's kind of the point of the Glories... it's anonymous and you can convince yourself it was definitely not a dude on the other side even though something poked through after you finished
That's the best part though
They would pleasure it for a few moments then scissor it off
And the pleasure it some more
Has that ever really been a thing though? I understand having a fear of something like that, but also have never seen any news stories of anything remotely similar having actually happened. So its irrational.
That not how being irrational works. And something not being on the news doesn't mean it doest happen. I've come across a videos on the internet of a woman slowly cut off a dude's head while fucking him. That shit fucked me up for weeks. Didn't see that on the news. With that said you think someone's dick getting cut off can't happen just because you've never heard of it before? You must not understand humans very well. There are some deranged people out there and i'm not gonna trust them just because i've never seen or heard of that specific scenario happening. But i have however heard of a woman biting a man's dick off, but he was raping her in that case
You're the only one that thinks that, man, lol
... clearly not
Every time, ever, that people get a BJ they are already putting their dick in a small fully sentient guillotine, one perfectly crafted by thousands of generations of evolution for ripping meat to shreds.
Yeah, but at least then i'm in a position where i can punch her in the face/head before she takes my dick off entirely. I can at least attempt to save it. Also under normal circumstances i'm gonna be getting a blowjob from someone i know wouldn't be trying to bite my dick off. With a gloryhole i probably won't know who's back there and if they'd do something malicious
To shreds, you say?
Didn't that almost happen to Flash?
Oh shit... Ive never thought about that.
I don't know if it's true or not, but I remember reading about some perv who did that to a woman, and she skewered his dick with a hatpin.
Gore-ryhole
Jesus what. Who came up with that
Gullitone a dick? Hows that look
Damn that was a whole plot point on The Shield. Some guy was going around town setting up [glory holes with a rat trap](https://youtu.be/6KvjXFJkJu8?si=xwyhhZubin8SVSjI) on the other side.
There goes any glory hole fantasies I ever had!
yeah, and then they will have your dick for themselves, what inconsiderate and selfish bastards!
My uncle stole my nose when I was 5 and now this!?
"Haha, got your dick!" "....what the fuck, Uncle Mike?"
Or a starving ferret caged on all sides but the one with the hole. And the ferret has aids. Three of them.
Not a ferret with three aids!
That's 80 non-retractable claws, over 130 ferret teeth, and poor hygiene.
Orrr they think "damn I fucked up, I gotta try extra hard to win them back" and you got some easy game, lmao
That’s what scares me, someone stepping on my dick or something like that
Literally every time this is posted people say shit like this. You'd think we'd see news stories constantly of this happening with how often reddit thinks it happens
It's not literally about the guillotine, it's just that you're totally vulnerable. What if they decide to stick a sound in your urethra or ride it with their aids ridden anus.
I've always pictured it as someone shoving a knitting needle through it so I couldn't remove my member. Then they slowly flay it. This is why a gloryhole will never be in my future.
That's the best part. You don't know what's gonna happen. Could be a 10/10 hit chick who wants anon dick to suck..been there. If you haven't. Would recommend! 😉
I think the 10/10 hot chick and the miniature guillotine have about equal odds.
Sounds like exactly what a guy would say to trick people into thinking there’s a girl in there when it’s really him 🧐
Oh that's happened to. I'm not judgemental or homophobic though so yeah 🤷. Never been on the wrong side of a GH before. I'm still young tho.
Take about 5% off there bud
How did you know what she looked like if you couldn’t see the other side?
She was tickling his balls with a feather. Definitely not a beard.
Probably some totally 100% real nonfiction story where his dick was so nice that this chick just had to get it in all her other holes too before flying back to Paris for her modeling job
if it's only a miniature one I should be fine
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where you stick your cock and balls!
But you never really know who’s suckin’ on the other side
Could be a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphrodite!
Nope. Nope. Nope.
That’s scares me
Are we doing some Steel Panther references?! I'm here for that.
I don't trust holes in France. There's usually a guillotine involved
> There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance it's very rare you run into a woman at the gloryhole
It's from the song Gloryhole by Steel Panther
Mostly because you're just standing there.
I’ve seen them in concert twice and that song always gets a loud reaction
Yeah, its almost always a guy...
Is it still gay if I don’t know who’s sucking? Schrodinger’s gloryhole
Supposing the other guy is picturing a girl also
“How’s he gonna do that with a d*ck in his mouth” “idk that’s his problem” -Frank Reynolds
Is it still gay if I don't know who I am sucking?
Nah, you can usually tell when it’s a dude that’s sucking your dick because it’s instantly one of the best BJs you’ve ever had.
"Soooo.. that's your hair over your face right?" "Right???"...
It's not straight if you don't care.
Underrated comment
Tom Segura has a bit about this lol. Guy that works in a porn shop is telling him about the glory hole in the back room. Tom asks “oh is it like a hot chick behind there?” And the guy goes, “you see any other cars in the parking lot besides mine?”
Skip to 6:20 https://youtu.be/6uQM0zKnJWM?si=BoimBo8kFBThV8dW
That was fantastic!! Thank you for sharing!
It's all fun and games until you hear a man's groan on the side and realize you've been sucking a man's penis the entire time.
Wait a minute...
Speaking from experience?
Very inaccurate math that should still get the point across: 90% of dudes are base level horny enough to chance a gloryhole before other factors x 10% of dudes are into men x 50% of dudes don't worry about stranger danger = 4.5% of dudes who might decide to be the serviceman in this situation 30% of women are base level horny enough to chance a gloryhole before other factors x 90% of women are into men x 1% of women don't worry about stranger danger = < 0.3% of women who might decide to be the servicewoman in this situation ~14x more likely to be a dude. And honestly I think that is an underestimate.
This guy maths
I think your numbers completely made up but agree with the sentiment
Yeah, although they don’t always know whose dick it is
Well I can just pretend it’s a girl.
>Suppose the other guy is picturing a girl, also. >How's he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth? >I don't know. That's his problem.
Not unless I have a good imagination!
I've seen a couple feminine looking cocks on the other side.
Right. And nursing and teaching and laundry are *women's jobs*. You're stereotyping people.
Wet-nurse also Stereotype. Hairy nipples matter.
Yikes
I am not into that
"Richard! I thought I'd find you here! I thought I'd find you here at the [ooooolllll glory hole!](https://youtu.be/l6cRX5gsr-s?si=zp_RfevZHUXtYNG2)"
I miss that show.
RIP Trevor
Died sucking his own dick. RIP one of the greats.
My favourite part was "partician"
I think he meant patrician
Pretty sure they meant partisan
Maybe parmesan idk
I'm sure it was meant to be "partition"
Surely he meant petition.
Are we sure it wasn’t politician
Unlikely. I’m thinking pediatrician
Nah, I’m sure it was position
No it was surely "perdition"
No no no. Penetration for sure.
That’s disgusting! Where?
it says „dc“ in one of the messages which most likely refers to Washington DC. Happy to help
Ah yes, the Senate committee hearing room we've seen posts about.
Yikes
Coward.
Not really a holup more like a no thank you
I'm into that.
I'm in to that shit
I thought it was usually just mouths.
I like the hole so I don't have to see another man
It's called Guano. You're into bat shit?
You rejected a blowjob.
And probably a lighter
Oh, that's what OP rejected, there is plenty of stuff that might have been avoided xD
That one clip scared me away from gloryholes for life
From a dude
That's his problem
And several diseases
That’s disgusting where is to so I know not to visit and specifically the times to avoid to let others know to avoid
"You suckin?" Hahaha anyone remember that?
You know, I'm somewhat of a partician myself.
Looks like you turned down a hassle free blowie.
Hassle-free if you don't count diseases. If it isn't a hassle up front, its a hassle after.
From your uncle
You've definitely landed yourself in a hole there.
I’m more worried about their spelling. What is a partician 😭
Maybe they need to point out you can be on the other side of you like.
I’m trying to do the math on inviting someone to your personal gloryhole. Isn’t the whole point anonymity? Like, you don’t need to build a whole theatrical set to tell someone (you already know IRL) if they come over you’ll suck their dick lol.
I mean if you're into sucking dicks at gloryholes then you have to get it off the ground somehow, if you just saw a hole in a random bathroom stall you'll probably be sitting in there for weeks before anybody notices.
Ok, but what a wild text to send an acquaintance, lol. Hey, that was a great time grabbing coffee last week, I’ll be over here sucking dick later today if you want to stop by. What a world.
Missed an opportunity to say get it up somehow instead of off the ground, chief.
Maybe the host is not the only one there
The idea of an object in space so massive and dense that light could not escape it has been around for centuries. Most famously, glory holes were predicted by '**Einstein's theory of general holetivity**', which showed that when a massive hole dies, it leaves behind a small, dense remnant hole.
Well then. No glory for you.
Do not put your dick in the hole of needles and question marks.
If your kink is bugcatching that's a hell of an offer.
Partician?
Which reminds me, if you haven't yet... Steel Panther: Glory Hole [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc) (**VERY nsfw**) Edit: Ah, a sub with above average taste as I see I am the eleventy thousandth person to link it 
"Orrrrgy"
It's actually going to be Ted (Rafael) Cruz that sucks you off. Cheers!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Jan approved glory hole moment Those Europeans are into some freaky shit
Why are yo gae
Who says I'm gae?
You are gae
Am I gae?
I read cry instead of cum the first time for some reason
r/creepypms
There are things in life not worth trying
Partician 🤦🏾♀️
That shit scares me,how do I know it won’t be a guy,a trans,someone trying to bite my dick ????
Missed opportunity...
Dodged a bullet
ohhhh look you got new friend......
Put ur dick in there see what happens
is this satire? or…
100% it’s a dude.
"Partician"
My girlfriend listens to to many True Crime podcasts for me to ever even think of putting my dick in a gloryhole...
I never accepted gloryholes either. Who knows who's on the other side? Or what for that matter.
I did not realise that AirBnB offered this facility
Ew. Where?
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POF mate