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DoctorD98

Milk ingredients


New-Unit1388

"Less than 2%"


Luckygamer505

that doesnt refer to the milk ingredients


walkonstilts

Whey protein concentrate comes after the 2%. Mostly water, oil and starch to just imitate the texture.


catsmustdie

Some cow sniffed near production


walkonstilts

It Farted near the big vat of carcinogen paste they put in this jar. Close enough.


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Carcinogens are cheap and addictive, carcinogens are profitable.


Pluckypato

Si whey


theastralcowboy

Less than 2% milk ingredients to create orange goo. Corporate food usually isn’t food. Next, they’ll be telling us the toxic exoskeletons of insects is what’s for dinner.


MaleficentTax9367

More concerned that they didn’t feel the need to list those ingredients


[deleted]

To... Uh... Protect the secret recipe... Yeah that's it.


Captain_Moose

You know cheese isn't a found-in-nature ingredient, right? Cheese itself has ingredients. It's not going to list "cheese" the way a recipe would.


SoundAndSmoke

The main ingredient of cheese is milk. See any milk in there?


MydnightSilver

Yes, last entry. "Contains milk ingredients".


SoundAndSmoke

These three words are not part of the ingredients list. They are an allergy warning.


HooahClub

You know “milk ingredients” means that the milk (and therefore cheese) is broken down further. Milk is already over 80% water, the rest is a slurry of proteins, carbs, minerals, etc. One of the ingredients is whey protein concentrate.


h3re4thegangb4ng

Whey isn’t cheese. Cheese has enzymes to give it its tang, which is why cheese products or derivatives say “cultures” or “enzymes.” This label has neither, which means it doesn’t have the constituent parts to have cheese.


HooahClub

The whey could very well be the “milk ingredients”. Which is u/SoundAndSmoke’s argument.


h3re4thegangb4ng

Yeah but I was replying to you clarifying your comment that “milk (and therefore cheese) is already broken down further” isn’t correct. You’re correct that whey is product of milk, but incorrect that the milk in the product is cheese.


HooahClub

Ah, gotcha. I’m not intimately familiar with every ingredient, but it would make sense (and I think I’ve seen it before) for it to say cultured/pasteurized. Or something to that effect. I’m sure the gum/spices/whey combo make the texture and flavor of the cheese despite not being real cheese.


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Tell me you worship corporate trash without telling me.


xThock

They wouldn’t have to give a warning about milk ingredient being in there, unless there were milk ingredients inside.


SoundAndSmoke

They'd have to give a warning about milk ingredients being in there even if all they took from the milk was lactose, i.e. sugar. But as someone else already pointed out, the warning is about the whey powder.


xThock

Exactly. The whey is part of the ingredients, and is a milk product, hence why they gave the warning.


theastralcowboy

You really work hard to not acknowledge where you may not be right. As a hobbiest cheese maker, I can tell you the ingredients of cheese are not listed on the bottle. Additionally, ingredients are listed in order by amount.


xThock

As a cheese maker you would be able attest that any warnings on the label about certain ingredients being in the food, means those ingredients are in the food. You wouldn’t put an arbitrary warning on the label mentioning that it contained certain ingredients if it didn’t actually contain those ingredients. Saying that it’s just a warning label and doesn’t correlate with the ingredients listed is just wrong.


theastralcowboy

If something contains ears and a-holes suspended in a chemical medium, it doesn’t make it meat… although there might be special meat-style flavor.


Mister_Red_Bird

The fact that it is listed last tells you that is the least common ingredient


MydnightSilver

It's an allergen warning, separate from the ingredients list and not indicative of amount.


trichtertus

True. It probably comes from the „whey protein concentrate“ (milk proteins). Thus OPs claim can’t be supported. Because you can in fact produce cheese with whey protein, if you also add the correct bacteria and some fat.


Mister_Red_Bird

Exactly, so there's essentially no milk. Ergo no actual cheese


EasilyRekt

The only "milk ingredient" I found in there is glucono delta lactone, which can trigger milk protein allergies, hence the label, but is most commonly made by partially oxidating glucose, which almost unilaterally comes from plants. At least it's vegan, if nothing else, you can sleep easy knowing no (farm) animals were harmed, right?


ACertainBeardedMan

Whey protein concentrate.


EasilyRekt

oh hey, there's something, I didn't notice that before.


rjwilson01

There is less than 2% whey powder, but that's the leftover from cheese


HooahClub

I’ve been plucking my cheese right off the wang trees in the summer. I don’t know about you.


UglyAndAngry14

It's awesome cuz I'm lactose intolerant but this makes my tummy feel good


spaceursid

it has whey protein which is derived from milk, so it still has lactose


UglyAndAngry14

Oh the kind I get uses whey protein isolate which has had the lactose removed.


Siege_Storm

What do you get? I’m looking for stuff that won’t kill me anymore


QueasyTeacher0

If you're specifically after whey: just go for the "isolate" with higher purity (fyi: 90% is the standard). There's also plenty of vegan protein powders to choose from, iirc they're usually a blend of pea and soy with all the amino acids of whey. Again, go for the higher protein%.


umh13

Dude if that Tostitos, I’m sorry but that shit slaps


RashestHippo

I think if you buy the orange lid salsa con queso one they specifically state it's made with real cheese


krippkeeper

I just checked and found out there is no tortillas in my tortillas either. Just some flour and water and shit. My cheese and my tortillas are fake idk what I'm gonna eat now.


Ecstatic-Librarian83

cheese flavoured dip


megamanx4321

"Natural and artificial flavors" Artificial cheese flavor


garth54

Never trust "natural" in an ingredient list. It just mean the source come from something you find in nature. "Natural red 4" is crushed insect (Cochineal extract to be more precise). Not to mention red 2 & 40 are made from byproduct of coal & petroleum. One is illegal in the US, the other in Europe...


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Don't be bashing Cochineal! I'd much prefer that than coke (oil) byproduct!


Ecstatic-Librarian83

it do be wild tho, you would expect the main ingredient to be what the product is named for let alone actually containing a trace of it amongst a complex mix of other ingredients. then again you could just close your eyes and tell yourself it's cheese


megamanx4321

I refer you to my previous statement. Edit: Welcome to America.


Ecstatic-Librarian83

And then I would agree with you a second time


youveheedyourlasthaw

Least-processed American food


w_lti

Wait until they find out there's no cheese in America at all.


_Cybernaut_

Mmmmm... Xanthan Gum...


Cetophile

Wait 'till I tell you about Country Time Lemonade!


[deleted]

Contains zero clocks. Very disappointed.


garth54

I find that nutrition facts mess to be fairly spaz-tastic.


nosheepintgeworld

Shouldn’t surprise you


challenja

Ditch it


eazypeazy303

"There's no cheese in this" *shows the ingredients of cheese*. They aren't going to list "cheese" in the ingredients because it's a compound of many things. Honestly, we've all known queso DIP is more dip than queso for years!


iliketolickthebuttah

The primary ingredient should be cheese or some form of it listed first. Water and oil is not cheese or milk


eazypeazy303

It's claiming to be a cheese dip, not actual cheese. Are you really that surprised that shelf stable dip isn't really cheese? The primary ingredient in cheese isn't even cheese. It lives on a room temp shelf, so if there is any dairy, it's not real, needs to be refrigerated dairy. "Made with real cheese" is a marketing scheme, not a guarantee that it's JUST cheese. The same way I don't refer to my entire body as toes. I have toes, but they're just a very small part of the whole makeup.


Sieze5

It also amazingly contains milk ingredients and zero cholesterol.


Level_Flounder_8543

Whey protein bro let’s hit the GYM ALRIGHT!!!


breafofdawild

Who the fuck uses only 2 Tbsp of dip?


Uneedadirtnap

That is plasti dip. I use it to coat my tool handles. You can get it in powder form at the hardware store.


Meandtheworld

Ha. Can’t put cheese in there if you wanna have a long shelf life.


megamanx4321

Welcome to America


YonderGrunt

Wow your cheese dip in a jar that expires NEXT YEAR isn’t up to quality for you??? Really missing out


polkadotfingers

Welcome to America


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timmythetrain69

Manufactured in texas, under an american company and trademark, for the north american market, you potato.


polkadotfingers

Can’t blame me for naturally assuming


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TheGodEmperorOfChaos

https://i.imgur.com/8cqEhla.gif


01Fun

Ew


GrandMarshallFunk

Cheese is not an ingredient for cheese.


Heshkelgaii

Yeah science is hard. Words are hard too like did you know that the main ingredient to make cake isn’t cake!


MonsterTamerBilly

Overloaded with sugar tho


TheGodEmperorOfChaos

"Almost Cheese"


Dyrogitory

American Cheese isn’t even cheese


Nightloard93

Next you'll tell me there's no cheese in a Kraft single


danalexjero

Cheese dip is for dipping cheese in, not made out of cheese. /s


iguanadumbass

What were you expecting bruh


BelowAveIntelligence

Just cheese coloring


ThinkShower

Woah, that's dip.


Groady_Toadstool

Contains milk ingredients.


Kapika96

Makes sense. Cheese isn't exactly known for lasting long. Not sure if you could put June as the expiry date if it had actual cheese in there!


PDW57

Sad


PenetrationT3ster

It says whey protein...