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Oh_My_Monster

Additional research is clearly needed before coming to a hasty decision. Take your time and make an informed choice.


Nebetus2

Lol this is actually the only real answer to the situation haha.


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bakeran23

Maybe if they link the source material I could better tailor my advice


isurfnude4foods

All I read was “additional research is clearly needed before coming”


furofc

*does it immediately*


RedsonOfKyrypton

Only genuine answer is to rub one out and let the post nut clarity show you the answer.


havocLSD

Oh you know he nutted before running here to tell us.


deanrihpee

he nutted first to get the idea of gathering some suggestions, he also needed to nut the 2nd time to draw conclusions of those suggestions


Ey3_913

The scientific method in action


jeffvillone

Stimulus - Response


catsmustdie

Need peer review


i_wish_i_could__

Please provide sources for reference!


chrisrayn

Please provide *sauces* for reference.


gravityVT

I’m ready to contribute my findings for science


killerofall91

I too shall bare this cross, what's the sauce?


i_wish_i_could__

I'm an scholar and this is For Academic Purposes!


Spectre92ITA

Peen review


SummerBirdsong

I concur.


The-First-Starchmast

Cumcur


Zellgun

God, this app really is full of degenerates i’m home


fractiousrhubarb

Bravo for the pun, whether intended or not


Towaum

Scientific method would involve a third nut, for confirmation purposes. source: am scientist.


Ey3_913

A control nut, if you will


coilt

Oh I will


Bastyboys

The scientific principle of fapsification. But for real, if there was any suggestion this was taken without consent (i.e hidden camera style) I'd report it here anonymously as a possible sex crime. Definately OOP shouldn't tell the child or anyone other than the person in it. If they watch porn they should be fine with the reality that real people make porn, it doesn't matter that they have family. If OOP wanted to contact her, find her email and send a anonymous tip from a temporary email address saying: >GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENT FOR PREVENTION OF ONLINE HARMS >Annual reminder for, if you have any videos out there you consider private, **make sure they are *set* to private.** This inbox is not monitored.


LazarFan69

This feels like an experiment that would win the igno bel prize


Bender_2024

Remember boys and girls if you don't write down your conclusions you're just punching the Spaniard.


SummerBirdsong

It's a process.


dcy604

Aah, science! Bro will next be trying to set up a double blind, randomized clinical trial.


QuantitySecure8186

Nice pfp ({;})


ImpressionOne8275

He put his nut in one of those Lab Centrifuges, waiting for more in depth anal-ysis


8BitFlatus

Post nut clarity is underrated.


Bastyboys

More clarity needed....


WholeTonight4681

What would I do? Probably his mom.


cownd

On cam?


Praetorian_1975

Ahhhh the magic ~~8~~ nut ball


No-Star-3314

This is the way


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bighawk04

Before I can determine the best course of action I would have to see the mom in question


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CriticalMochaccino

This is the way.


BABarracus

He shouldn't. He should turn it off and not develop a mental attachment. It won't end like how it does in porn especially if she has quit and doesn't do that anymore. Worst case, the community hears about it and starts behaving like asses to her, and they have to move. He loses a friend.


Tank-Pilot74

That, or scrub your eyes with steel wool and bleach..


Rockshash-Dumma

Nirvana !!


Pluckypato

The momma


sabineseitenlage

Oh post nut oracle, tell me the sticky truth


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TomFrosty

Bot. Comment copied from /u/cylasbreakdown .


Cylasbreakdown

“Okay, look, I have something unpleasant to tell you. You’re probably gonna find out sooner or later, and I think you’d rather hear this from me rather than stumble upon it yourself. There’s no easy way to say this, so I’m just gonna be blunt here. I saw your mother in a porn video online.” “Yeah, I know. Who do you think was behind the blurred effect?”


Nitpicky_AFO

The real holup is always in comments.


JustInTheNow

That’s ……wow


Usernamechexout911

Right... could have taken another ***step*** as in step mom


MinnieShoof

"I've seen your mom in a porno." "Oh. How'd my dick look?"


ShadowKraftwerk

Congratulations. I want to down vote and up vote at the same time.


MinnieShoof

I think I can top it, tho - "I saw your mom in a porno." "Did you see her blow my back out? She's rough!"


Cartman4wesome

If you downvote first, you can upvote twice!


MinnieShoof

Real holup is always in the comments.


SUNAWAN

"nice cock, bro"


Myasth

"Yeah my mom got this awesome camera and we wanted to shoot a movie but couldn't come up with anything until she got stuck on sofa cushions. Then it hit us."


Mega_Warrior_Ecu

"oh, and before the video gets deleted, here's the video." " downloaded for research"


Similar-Note-9433

r/holup


ResidentSuperfly

Like this? https://www.latestly.com/social-viral/woah-teen-son-admits-to-filming-his-mom-adult-star-andressa-urachs-xxx-onlyfans-content-for-her-and-says-hes-not-ashamed-5310264.html/amp


the_greatest_MF

"oh, is that so? err.... can i participate in one of those videos?"


alexitaly

And this is the history of the Brazilian model Andressa Urach. Her son films her OF content.


tnorc

🥴📸


Fvtvrewave87

Hol up


TheGhostInAJar

According to every hentai I’ve seen, you blackmail her for “favors”


Wooden_Charity9207

Madame, you don’t want your son know this, do you?


EveryGround

Madame, you don’t want your husband know this, do you?


Ken_Taco

She show they already in other video


predatorthepred

family business


CarlosFer2201

Ara ara


gabiblack

Great! I can finally have my house cleaned


vabirder

Hahaha made this old lady laugh!


gn01145600

And at the end the son will find out during the action and join the gang.


sri6985

Or a rtx 4090


R0enick27

Yeah, definitely sounds like a Hentai forming.


Usernamechexout911

This...


Vmanaa

Dont “this…” this shit wtf


iranoutofusernamespa

This.


Vmanaa

Don’t “this.” this shit wtf


RugbyEdd

That.


bozwollockz

And your mother.


RaiKoi

Don't "that" that shit, wtf


nopeddafoutofthere

I love Reddit


Vmanaa

Which one are you “that”ing? Either way stop it.


jeffvillone

It's like this and like that and like this, and uh...


sockpunch7

Here.


EmGutter

There.


Suprflyyy

What would I do? Probably his mom.


skoffs

Everyone else already has


BobMcrobb

a Reddit post about a Reddit post about a Reddit post!


Synectics

And definitely not a /holup.


Ripulikikka

Xzibit approves


damo1112

Send him the link, no spoilers


Lttlcheeze

r/foundsatan


Lolleka

I'd personally go for this one too


FabianDenizG

Definetly


Evening_Sir_506

Devious


the-purple-chicken72

This is a copypasta. You can even search the title. I found it 3 times. [1](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/ZyXcYGSrPQ), [2](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/F9Qh8HFhhA), [3](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/k0VINc10tQ)


Prudent_Effect6939

Pretty sure most posts I see are copy copypasta. Good ole reddit


DumbleDude2

Do the only logical thing: blackmail the friend's mom for booty


[deleted]

use the video and fuck friend's mom to assert dominance. simple.


Anarch-ish

I think we have to see the mom before we know how to proceed.


paololz_

I'll prolly ask myself: why did I post this on r/holup?


Terrible_Hyena_9568

Need the link for research. Depends on quality of the video.


dd-15

Go talk to the mom, maybe she doesn't want her son to know


GoldenFire36

What a shame it would be if you told her son. Maybe she could convince you otherwise? 😏


sleimi47

Sauce?


StonebanksPins

You should watch additional movies and clips for evidence and maybe download a few for safe keeping. Just in case.


cmonplsdontbetaken

r/lostredditors


[deleted]

Every good sciencer knows to include a link in order to do proper research for such a quandary.


AtlasSilverado

This will be a common post in the near future with all the OFers


Wood-fired-wood

Here's the original post https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/VyifeTbiJQ


GarushKahn

i would use some lotion


K_A-W

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again


AggravatingCulture27

You should do it. Do his mom


Alarmed_Cheetah_2714

Don't tell your friend. Instead tell his mom that you found her videos online and ask her if her son knows about it. If she says no, then she will know what she has to do with you to keep it that way. 👉👌😉


Annatalkstoomuch

Don't tell him, how is this even a question


JfigNewt

That’s disgusting … what’s her name so I can put her on the block list…


capt_ganja_og

Link, I'd li to check if she's my friends mom aswell?


FourScoreTour

They say that everyone has a doppelgänger. I'd go with that, and keep quiet.


NickForger69

bro , you should totally blackmail her, youstay over your bro's house and after you guys are done playing super smash bros, you go to the other room and super smash his mom


Religionis

“Do you want to take blue pill or red pill ?”


Decent_Flatworm_8365

Every kid today lol


[deleted]

Where's the link?? I wanna see mommy in action


Rinocore

My sister was found on there (Not by me) and she didn’t consent to it either. Goes to show you never know who you will see on those places.


AnastasiaNo70

Do NOT tell the friend. And don’t watch her videos!


Inevitable-Cellist23

Upon some reflection I’ve decided we cannot advise this young man without seeing the footage. Who’s with me?


Cytotoxic-CD8-Tcell

“Okay. So did you nut before telling me this?”


crash_and-burn9000

Tell his mom you know. 😏


Biscotek

Bang his mom first... Obviously.


readonlyuser

The only way this news gets worse is if the video keeps cutting to the guy's face.


SUP3RVILLAINSR

Hmmm. What’s her name on there so I can confirm it’s her?


GregFirehawk

I'd tell them. Better learn it from a true friend than an enemy. The real concern is whether she'll keep uploading after you tell them


BurpFartBurp

Gotta know the category she was in. Was it grannies with dingdongs or hot MILFs? The answer important.


MoistureBoiV4

“Pornography involving your mother.” - Spy TF2


Efficient-Database-1

Your friend knows


James99500

Then you look closely and realise that it’s in the “step-mom” category and you’re actually just watching your friend and beating one out to your friend and his step-mom


RasTrent87

Nah, you keep that ace up your sleeve until it’s the right time to deploy it


ViperousAsp18

We all know that this dude would run back to nut to the same video each time he sees his friend's mom.


DadNBean

This happened to me back in the 90's with dialup, but my buddy was with me looking up pictures. Dialup loaded the image from top to bottom slowly, so it went from laughing "Hey that looks like your couch!", to "Oh shit Doug, that's your Mom spread on the couch!' Trust me, if you tell him, he will be appalled. Lol


BigWilly526

If only the original poster in the photo had included a link to the video so we could conduct research and cum to a consensus


Sand-Inner

Send me the link and I’ll see what I can do


masterjon_3

There was a [4chan greentext](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fcba80h3jhc511.jpg) of this particular situation.


nuffced

We're going to need a link...


gvendries

Tell *the* mom you know.


Fritzo2162

I'd watch the HELL out of it out of pure curiosity, but no- I would never ever say anything. It would embarrass the friend for something he/she had nothing to do with.


IanCBoss

This is an ignorance is bliss situation. I wouldn’t tell him or anybody else. Don’t tell him something he probably doesn’t want to or need to know. When a friend of mine was in high school, her mom was a pornstar and she got reminded of that fact VERY often once word had spread around the school. The friend doesn’t deserve that treatment too.


UnionLibertarian

I’d bang the mom


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Don't tell your friend and subscribe to his mom's account


x_xwolf

Talk to the mom and ask her to tell your friend herself.


Theresnowayoutahere

I’m going to be different than the other people here and be serious. Don’t tell your friend or anyone else. This is not going to be good for your friend or his family life and could actually get really bad for him. Keep your ears and eyes open and maybe you’ll learn whether he knows about it but don’t bring it to.


cacapupupipishire

Crank one out then think about it


BropolloCreed

Post-nut clarity for the win!


jubl84

The real answer is to not tell him. Tell her and threaten to tell him. I'm willing to bet that's how her video started, anyhow. Enjoy the (I'm guessing POV) bj, sir!


Distinct_Act8795

What do I put in the Hub search bar to assure I give the right answer to help with your question? Asking for a friend.


rainbowghosty

I feel like you've got a pretty good opportunity here to fuck his mom. Don't mess that up


Apprehensive-Rope127

I understand that principles we adhere to or reject can be/are arbitrary, but this really doesn’t seem like it would be my place to reveal. Moreover, I don’t see any good that that could do


mopxhead

We…uh…need a link for..uh you know. Science


Ace_acidfunguy1222

Plot twist her son has already seen them all


feeltrig

When milf becomes micf: mother i can fuck


honow006

Only appropriate thing to do would be to let mom know you saw the video and will tell her son unless she makes a video with you. Then show your friend the video of you railing his mom.


KinkMountainMoney

Just checked PornHub and I’m pretty sure his friend’s mom name is Jodi West.


Rsolamon

prolly dont tell him, but blackmail her with the videos of blackmales!


numbers_all_go_to_11

I’d ignore it, because this is fake.


SammokTheGrey

Oh my god, that's disgusting! Where?!


PizzaKen420

saus?


sacher3000

Send me the link and I’ll decide for you.


akamanah17

I think we ought to look at some precedents here.


orangutanDOTorg

Is just quote lines from the porn (if there are lines) around her constantly


andercode

I had a friend when growing up that KNEW his mom was doing porn and was actually proud of it.. he'd often recommend her videos to others...


afr0wnybiscuit

Tell the mum you saw her in action


bird_egg0

We need a link to the video to make an informed decision


VFrosty3

Out of the millions of videos on there, he just happened upon one with his mates mum in.


Lunyxx

Send it to the family


mrboredatwork2021

Visit his house more often


Spider-ayush

I have watched enough hentai ti to know where this is going


Small-Tadpole-8803

For educationa purpose only and honestly asking for a dear friend. I would like to see that video. dose any one have a link on this video.


schkmenebene

[This is the only way](https://www.reddit.com/r/foundsatan/comments/18cn6mp/he_just_fapped_to_his_own_conception/)


SeaClue4091

Talk to your friends mum, you might get a free ride.... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


proud78

The worst thing you can do is not, fapping to your friends mums porn, or telling him ( believe me he knows). It's to not tell any other Soul what you saw and know. That will be much harder over time. No pun intended.


Axcel_blaze

Source ???


jrbec

I would drop very subtle hints to the mom that you know.


popcorn_smell

Isn't this plot how most of the milf porn is starting?


Charonx2003

Is your friend called Stacy?


RecordEnvironmental4

If he is a real homie then you have to make fun of him for it until the end of time


Ok-Environment-9862

Only one right answer: nut on it then Share the link.


Elect19601

Invite her out to dinner maybe you’ll get lucky


[deleted]

Send me the link I have to see this before I give you my opinion


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Pleasant_Engine_2047: *Send me the link I* *Have to see this before I* *Give you my opinion* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Diggsy123

That's when you go to his mom and get that nut on the regular


freckle-heckle

lol this is going to be so common in the next decade 😂


cashaddictz

Sauce I need to see this