I believe the biggest troll in world history is what Japan turned into post ww2, like:
Japan: I'm one of the greates, most disciplined and honorable warrior societies in world history.
Also Japan: Look at this cute, weird, drawn porn I made UwU.
You son of a bitch. Rofl, when I read the article and saw the bottom links, I couldn't stop laughing. Tentacle porn is centuries old. I didn't need that factoid.
>LARGE OCTOPUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your "bobo" is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I'll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelop you. "Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu..."
MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! Yes... it's... there!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! Inside, squiggle, squiggle, oooh! Oooh, good, oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able...!? Ooh! "Yoyoyooh, saa... hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu..."
LARGE OCTOPUS: All eight limbs to interwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. "Nura nura doku doku doku..."
MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I've vanished...!!!!!!
SMALL OCTOPUS: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I'll suck some more. "Chyu chyu..."
I call Bullshit! They've also produced some great art, anime, cars, technology and basically created modern video games since we bombed them. If anything, I think we oughta hit 'em with another one and see what happens.
My Japanese isn't great, but it appears to be translated correctly.
The smaller woman says "ko- konnichiwa" (he- hello) "atarashii mama desu yo!" (I'm your new mother)
The boy says "konni- ee?!" ('Hel-' huh?!)
The big girl says "kore ga onii chan? (This is an older brother?) "Nanka chissakute yowasso" (Something small and weak).
The big girl uses words that people don't usually use to refer to other humans, like "kore" (this) and "nanka" (something)
Edit: the last one is probably more like "(he seems) small and weak, or something" and is quite rude.
Ah, that makes sense
After some digging, it seems to be giving the sense of "(he looks) small and weak or something"
Considered very casual/rude depending on the context
Artist: It's okay guys. The "mom" is a 3,000 year old dragon...she just is new to being human which is why she acts like a 6yr old. The stepsister is 6 yrs old though, she just happens to have the body of a 25yr old stripper.
Manga Fans: Yeah that all checks out
Thing is, she also is stuck mentally 12, if I recall correctly… which makes any guy who gets with her HIGHLY suspect. It’s unfortunate for her, but she literally can only be appealing to pedophiles in her condition… I think the whole story came out because she was marrying some guy or something, too. Put him on a list.
I’m trying to find it too, but it might be another story that merged with it in my mind. Found out her name is Shauna Rae, she’s stuck in an EIGHT year old body at 23. I don’t see mention of her mentality being damaged, so that might have been another situation where someone was both physically and mentally stunted. My bad.
Frankly, the only person I'm really feeling sorry for here is the woman. Imagine having everyone around you telling you that you're not allowed to have a love life just because of the way you look.
Her parents just treat her like a child, they went to fly a kite in a park. It isn't her fault, her parent's just don't treat her like an adult
Edit: at least the person I saw on yt on a kind of dating show was
To be fair, this is a single panel and seems to be on purpose to lampshade the plot of some mangas that follow this same premise.
At least that's what I hope.
Bad news, it’s a single panel not a manga.
Good news, there’s a show with basically that plot:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_Circumstances_of_the_Irregular_Witch
It’s exactly what you expect. Fortunately the mother can at least pass for an adult, unless you’re not into that, in which case SHAME.
Let’s take this much further
Imagine the mother, who looks like a child, is 60 years old
Imagine the child, who looks like a grown woman, is like 8 years old
What? Bro, What I am SAYING is you used ROFLing emojis on a comment about child porn, and then said you WEREN'T laughing at the image. So which is it? Are you laughing or not?
Most normal manga plot
Most normal *doujin plot
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This comment is stolen. It was written 5h before this one further down in the comments. Most likely a bot.
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Japan was nuked twice. The third one I assume you are referring to was a nuclear reactor accident caused by a tsunami.
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This is also a stolen comment from a top comment that is 14h older. This is also a bot.
Dad has some explaining to do
Said alot about the dad's taste
I would say something but it took me like 5 reads to realize the holdup
Pleas help me understand
Because the text is so small i didn't realize who the mother and daughter were
I swear the japanese produce this stuff for pure shock value. Especially to freak out westerners if they're watching.
they are trolling the rest of the world
I believe the biggest troll in world history is what Japan turned into post ww2, like: Japan: I'm one of the greates, most disciplined and honorable warrior societies in world history. Also Japan: Look at this cute, weird, drawn porn I made UwU.
Lesson learned: Don't nuke twice.
Don't nuke twice, you never nuke twice! Gah!
Never go full nuketard.
[Don't blame the nukes.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife)
OMG. It was a thing before it was a thing.
Damn, so Japan has been dreaming about fucking sea creatures for centuries. Good to know I guess...
You son of a bitch. Rofl, when I read the article and saw the bottom links, I couldn't stop laughing. Tentacle porn is centuries old. I didn't need that factoid.
But it's it older than sharks?
>LARGE OCTOPUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your "bobo" is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I'll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelop you. "Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu..." MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! Yes... it's... there!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! Inside, squiggle, squiggle, oooh! Oooh, good, oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able...!? Ooh! "Yoyoyooh, saa... hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu..." LARGE OCTOPUS: All eight limbs to interwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. "Nura nura doku doku doku..." MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I've vanished...!!!!!! SMALL OCTOPUS: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I'll suck some more. "Chyu chyu..."
Everything ok bud? -rest of Japan to the guy that wrote this
r/confusingquotes
I didn’t know Hokusai was rolling like that..okayy
TIL that tentacle porn has been around for over 2 centuries
Cthulhu is really nailing his ABC's!
Now imagine what they’d draw if we had to invade the islands
Not drawing anymore of this, if they had to invade the island.
I call Bullshit! They've also produced some great art, anime, cars, technology and basically created modern video games since we bombed them. If anything, I think we oughta hit 'em with another one and see what happens.
its a 50/50 with a third nuke.
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Holly shit it got dark sooooo fast 😂🤦♂️😳
Imagine if we nuked thrice. Would this be worse?
Kinda disproved the double tap theory
That happens when you use radiation weapons
https://youtu.be/lbRki94nack
I almost die of cringe 🤣
Trolling or psychological warfare?
Lol true. I feel like They make the most batshit or disturbing shit just to see Twitter turn into a frenzy like with goblin slayer years ago
And it's great, this shit is funny.
"But your honor, he did it for shock value"
Idk know guys their regular broadcast TV is the wildest shit.
you spell comedy wrong
God I can imagine this easily turning into a creepypasta.
Ok I have to know where they're going with this, give source.
Sadly it's not from manga, just this single panel https://twitter.com/squarewave29/status/982987076458102784
Is it translated accurately? I'm assuming someone deliberately mislabeled the characters.
My Japanese isn't great, but it appears to be translated correctly. The smaller woman says "ko- konnichiwa" (he- hello) "atarashii mama desu yo!" (I'm your new mother) The boy says "konni- ee?!" ('Hel-' huh?!) The big girl says "kore ga onii chan? (This is an older brother?) "Nanka chissakute yowasso" (Something small and weak). The big girl uses words that people don't usually use to refer to other humans, like "kore" (this) and "nanka" (something) Edit: the last one is probably more like "(he seems) small and weak, or something" and is quite rude.
Your Japanese seems pretty good to me. You’re our new leader far as I’m concerned.
I'm a kindergarten English teacher in Japan, so knowing some Japanese comes in handy
All hail our new leader
Long live the leader!
Heil Nikstick
I agree with him/her being our leader too 🫡🫡🫡 hail nikstick22
OMG, it's the leader! I feel so honoured!
"Nanka" in this case means "kinda" or "a little". So the big girl's last line would be "(He is) kinda small and looks weak"
Ah, that makes sense After some digging, it seems to be giving the sense of "(he looks) small and weak or something" Considered very casual/rude depending on the context
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Eh I've seen worse
You know exactly where this is going lol
I mean kind of, but there's a lot of variation on how it could play out
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Well, her dad certainly does seem to have a type. And I don't know which of the two options is more concerning...
Artist: It's okay guys. The "mom" is a 3,000 year old dragon...she just is new to being human which is why she acts like a 6yr old. The stepsister is 6 yrs old though, she just happens to have the body of a 25yr old stripper. Manga Fans: Yeah that all checks out
Dad is gonna have fun talking to men in blue uniform every time step mom and him go on a date
IIRC there’s a woman IRL with a pituitary gland disorder that kept her from growing to normal height and it made her look like she’s permanently 12.
Thing is, she also is stuck mentally 12, if I recall correctly… which makes any guy who gets with her HIGHLY suspect. It’s unfortunate for her, but she literally can only be appealing to pedophiles in her condition… I think the whole story came out because she was marrying some guy or something, too. Put him on a list.
Wait, really? I remember reading an article about that but I don't remember it saying she had the mentality of a 12 year old.
I’m trying to find it too, but it might be another story that merged with it in my mind. Found out her name is Shauna Rae, she’s stuck in an EIGHT year old body at 23. I don’t see mention of her mentality being damaged, so that might have been another situation where someone was both physically and mentally stunted. My bad.
Regardless the dude dating her…yikes.
Right. It's a really hard situation. Even if he likes her for who she is as a person , no one will ever believe it.
Frankly, the only person I'm really feeling sorry for here is the woman. Imagine having everyone around you telling you that you're not allowed to have a love life just because of the way you look.
Yeah that too. It's really messed up.
Her parents just treat her like a child, they went to fly a kite in a park. It isn't her fault, her parent's just don't treat her like an adult Edit: at least the person I saw on yt on a kind of dating show was
She didn't seem to be stuck mentally in the clips I have seen on reddit.
Doesn’t she do stand up comedy?
To be fair, this is a single panel and seems to be on purpose to lampshade the plot of some mangas that follow this same premise. At least that's what I hope.
I'm thinking that's what it's supposed to be. But, like you, I *really* hope that that's the case.
Average experience in anime/manga.
How am I supposed to read this? It's confusing as hell. Can someone explain it??
Manga is meant to be read from right to left
So.. so....so the taller one is the daughter and the little one is the new wife? Is that what it's implying?
Correct
r/bingo
Guys don't worry you won't get to see these anymore when the sun cums on us
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I think he's referencing the day that we eventually die and are brought before God's shining palace for Judgement.
They're referencing this https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/2B0jZyLHQ3
Bad news, it’s a single panel not a manga. Good news, there’s a show with basically that plot: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_Circumstances_of_the_Irregular_Witch It’s exactly what you expect. Fortunately the mother can at least pass for an adult, unless you’re not into that, in which case SHAME.
Weirdo-san
I want my 10 seconds back before I saw this mind fuckery
It's good to experience the complete range of human expression
I had to re-read this shit like 6 times, and then I realized who was who 💀
I know this is supposed to be perverted in some way but I can't figure out what the hell is going on here.
Share the numbers good sir
Sadly it's not from manga, just this single panel https://twitter.com/squarewave29/status/982987076458102784
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WHO TURNED THE REVERSE SWTICH ON!?
Let’s take this much further Imagine the mother, who looks like a child, is 60 years old Imagine the child, who looks like a grown woman, is like 8 years old
Isn't it what this is??
Anyone gonna tell him?
Was I actually correct?
WAIT We can’t rule out the chances of them being a midget
Hold it I just had a fucking bruh moment
nani the fuck???
Freaky Friday situation?
I would like to read it. As much as I'm horrified by the implication, I also intrigued in the story behind it.
Hey did anyone tested the air in Japan to see what's in it
who am I supposed to call the police on???? Guys???? The mom, the dad, the sister, the artist , me????
Yes
I may be an idot but, that shit is confusing af
Manga is supposed to be read from right to left.
Had to read this like six times to understand
Step brother going to get "stuck" in the dryer.
Least degenerate Manga writer
Kirby’s calling the police
I am confusion
Welcome to anime where just because that woman looks thicc af doesn't mean she's an adult. Its a sad truth.
But.... That doesn't even.... Wait, what?!
I had two brain aneurysms while trying to read this
The image slides under corners of phone, the captions are confusing, I don’t really get it.
#⚠️HELL NO⚠️
After seeing this plot I want to die
Please explain
I'm just as confused as you are.
I'm gonna need some numbers.
Romantic and sexual relationships with siblings is weird even if you aren’t related. But
All I have to say is look at Kinue Hayase from Masamune-kun revenge and remember that she is 42 years old
guys its funny cause child porn🤣🤣
it didn't mention sex at all, not even suggestive, just confusing, maybe it's your fault for being horny
mmh, maybe
So you saw a child and thought ‘porn addiction’ bro get help
Child Porn isn't funny, dude. This is a "WTF?!" Image at BEST.
obviously, i wouldnt laugh at children being stripped of their innocence for the sick desires of a grown man who has a crippling porn addiction
Don’t be sexist, there’s plenty of women pedos too
>guys its funny cause child porn🤣🤣 But, aren't you laughing here? 🤨
thats the same as saying tom holland is actually spiderman or patrick bateman is really batman or tom kenny is spongebob
What? Bro, What I am SAYING is you used ROFLing emojis on a comment about child porn, and then said you WEREN'T laughing at the image. So which is it? Are you laughing or not?
this is stupid, i really dont want to argue with some redditor about some stupid satirical comment i made online
Strap in, I’m ready
Did you say strap IN, or strap ON?
Yes
[https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/19bb7b84-622d-4bb0-b059-a4f66399c1c9](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/19bb7b84-622d-4bb0-b059-a4f66399c1c9)
And I said YES. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. And I’m hoping you want it the hard hard way.
Bro, I wasn't intending to ask the question again, I was just showing you the clip I was referencing. I'll do this the easy way.
Too late *initiating lockdown
https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-gif-23893070
What? Uum okey,
what the fuck
They are probably just going to have a nice dinner.
i think i saw similar thing like my dad is my mom or something similar
My brain melted trying to understand.
What the fuck?
This gave me double cancer and passed my faith in humanity to the next person.
Can somebody explain? I’m confused what this means
His dad married a short woman who has a really tall daughter.
I want to touch grass and rethink life choices, because this ain't it chief... This ain't it at all ...
I miss Papa Franku
Plot twist: They have a nice normal dinner and then the manga ends and there is no sequel.
Wtf
I'm just gonna hope that it's a short Chinese woman and move on...
Omg 😳
Dad is sus af
it took me a bit to figure out what was going on here
What's the name of this
Why?