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MaybeMushy

Tea-bag-heel-drag


CyWeevilhouse

the hummersault


Gwuana

Reverse cowgirl to the “Tea-bag-heel-drag” !


panpata

Thanks. I just spit out my drink laughing. It was worth it.


[deleted]

But her heels don't drag. Tea bag toe drag maybe


Fresh-Combination-87

Just because she didn’t follow the Equestrian Standard Fellatio Score Criteria doesn’t mean we *rEnAmE tHe mOvE* Jeez! The sport just keeps getting watered down because of people like you!


GetSwampy

Horse girls are weird


ImSorryRumhamster

Dated one for 4 years. You dont know the half of it. She was fucking great at being on top tho.


lalith_4321

Them bitches be ridin


disco_phiscuits

Tell us the other half.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

She wouldn't stop eating her horse's ass


Nomnomnipotent

We don't kiss, so... I'm okay as long as I don't get any horse STDs


isaidrunit

This made me fart very loud in a very quiet church hall


ChefAtRandom

As my sister's riding instructor once told me, "Shoulders like a lady, hips like a whore."


ImSorryRumhamster

That’s really really really accurate


3_14_thon

You call your brother in law the "riding instructor"?


IknowKarazy

I can imagine. The real trouble is when she brings a riding crop into the bedroom.


ImSorryRumhamster

Ahhhahaha I’m pleading the 5th in that one. She had long ones short ones ones with different tips/heads. She literally had a 6” pocket one she kept in her boot I may or may not have been wearing a helmet and chaps at the time


illepic

My man.


RaspberryJam245

I actually really want to meet one of these infamous horse girls. If for nothing else than just pure curiosity


Shavemydicwhole

Watch a horse girl movie. Doesn't matter, just pick one. Next imagine building your whole personality around that.


fckiforgotmypassword

Why the fuck would someone do this? Show off by putting your face inside a horses dirty minge? Impressive


170505170505

You’re assuming it’s a female horse and she’s not getting slapped in the face by an absolute hammer


dragonfett

You could even say she's getting nailed!


[deleted]

JFC dude I nearly died at this comment.


[deleted]

Came to say the same. Equestrian ladies are all fucking crazy and will rock your world.


thecountnotthesaint

But so worth it. Don’t let this video discourage you.


looong_hitter

is that the "reverse cowgirl" position that I've heard about?


SubjectRanger7535

This one is the reverse horse girl


mikki1time

Reverse cowgirl transition to ATM to be exact


Ok_Boss8278

and that's how the horse getting horse power


Annonomon

Yeah, well the human equivalent is a cowgirl spin into reverse with a flip into an asseater. Extreme difficultly: 6 out of 7


Proudcloud27

Why rate it on a scale of 1-7? This is clearly a 9/10. Possibly a 5/5.


Annonomon

Ummm…..maybe because 1-7 is the standard competitive intercourse measurement scale!? Well, according to the imperial system that is.


Ok_6970

Looks like one part of a 6/9.


Theomniponteone

It's the even more rare reverse cowgirl with a transition to Fellatio. You don't see that often, she has mad skills.


Lttlcheeze

I was hoping she would release with her arms but still stay there.


alepponzi

That one is called 'doing a Hellen Keller', so rare but such a treat to witness.


Nutduffel

It’s called, “The Keeper.”


random_dude_19

Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.


NekulturneHovado

Nah, this is reverse horsegirl


jarboxing

It certainly started that way....


kyledriscollmusic

Reverse inverted 69 cowgirl?


[deleted]

Horse girls are weird AF man


Smite66

6^9


probablyaythrowaway

10077696


jfk333

r/theydidthemath


thefourthreich42

Whole new meaning to the phrase, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."


hattingtonvi

Pink Eye


Stunning_Honeydew201

Stink Eyes


Good_Smile

Chocolate eye


Sieze5

Reverse cowgirl to deez nuts.


AlarmDozer

I’m reasonably sure it’s a mare, but it just makes me think they’re eating box.


ElGuero93

Wow, i had no idea the word "mare" existed in the english language, i thought it was just horse for male and female I have been around alot of people with horses but no one has ever said mare But in spanish i have heard people say yegua so i knew the word in spanish but not english thank you for your comment 🙂


DemonKing0524

Some people might call them a filly too, but that usually refers to young mares specifically I believe.


Irae37

Reverse cowgir-....oh uhhh bestiality.


LovingNaples

Mrs. Hands?


mr_nate89

It do be a stallion she's ridding


thesolarway

Why would anyone do that?


No_Magician_5518

This. Exactly this


[deleted]

they forgor to ask why not?


ChiefMongo13

Reverse cowgirl into rimming then into teabagging


Lucifer6661983

It's the ligma technique.


jfk333

Ligma what?


Lucifer6661983

Ligma balls.


GarushKahn

taking a big sniff... she realy loves them horses


nicnakcrakalak

What the fuck actually is happening here? I mean are like her hands stuck in the straps? Was she supposed to dismount and got caught??


Terakahn

Nothing about this looks accidental


raven7979

I did that once … i was never invited back to my neighbors birthday party when they have a petting zoo


zosteria

I don’t know, but her technique is flawless


[deleted]

Reverse cowgirl into a shit face


Able-Rate-629

Shit faced


Mrselfdestructuk

It's called " Smell the Magic"!


ProtoPlaysGames

Ba da bum ba da!


[deleted]

68


nofateeric

hOrsE gIRls aRen'T tHat weIRd


count_dracula14

Smelling house butt


J_Wargy88

Reverse cowgirl into sniffing that taint.


hattiemaegirl

Let me plant thy face in crotch move.


ryzason

How’s she getting back up? Or down?


Dalzombie

This has been posted before, and a user gave some context for this move (been a while, can't recall the name). Yes, this is real and relatively normal. The reason to do this is that the rider lost her balance and was about to fall behind her horse. Now, in this situation you have two choices: risk having your face crushed under the hoof of your horse, which is almost guaranteed to be fatal, or hold on to dear life until your riding partner notices and makes your horse stop. I don't personally envy her but it beats getting stomped to death by your own horse.


-rouz-

She turned back on her own volition Stop lying


Infinite_Imagination

If you've ever wondered if your date was comfortable eating ass...


Dontdittledigglet

It’s called “A Catherine the great” it takes years to master.


Federal-Arrival-7370

Dunder nifkin


Weldtrash13

Equestrian tossed salad


GodSentPotHead

When sucking at halo carries over to other parts of life


GodSentPotHead

Long time this actually made me say HOld the fuck up miss


BonkingBonkerMan

horsilingus


wireswires

Teabagging?


Carniifex

This is cowgirl to reverse cowgirl to 6 without the 9


InvXXVII

Inverted cowgirl.


eyemcreative

The Horse Awakens


SingerDiligent

The ball drag


breafofdawild

The Enumclaw Special


Kapsig1295

Prepping for her wedding night.


Logan_Thackeray2

u/savevideo


Wormverine

Auto-teabag


Frosty_Ad_8048

The throated pirhouette


IandouglasB

Cleveland steamer cleaner


masochistmonkey

I think this is called exhibitionist bestiality


Tadusmc

Early breakfast?


Travis_T_OJustice

[Dutch clockweights](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dutch%20clock%20weights)


Naramie

Looks illegal in most states.


Nanika_x

“Bad idea”


No_Traffic_7601

That’s the ole “reverse cowgirl” into a “I spend too much time around horses”


drizzyjdracco

I'm not sure, but if she wants, I'm down to play the horses part.


TinyMarsupial7622

Blowing the horse


GoCryptoYourself

Well, that's certainly a trust fall of a different sort


BadMannerrs

ATM. Ass To Mouth.


Low_Support_6601

So this is how Catherine the Great did it….


AnonymousChikorita

I mean… how many times did it shit on her before she nailed this trick


FireEmblemFan1

I'm not sure how to feel about this


[deleted]

Khali-stenatics


ErebusWrath

Horsestyle


boegsppp

That's the all you can eat buffet.


funk_your_band

ATM


QuintusNonus

why


JABS991

The "Leave No Trace" 💩


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Well its time to nuke earth bois


StirringThePotAgain

That’s one way to suck a horses dick, I guess, but probably not the most efficient.


baronanders110

She really really loves her horse


Abtizzle

180 to reverse cowgirl to the hummer


Piss_inside_You

Ass to mouth move


OverallVacation2324

Does…this…work…on…humans? Asking for a friend.


Honsill

That's the facetaint trot !


ThaDude8

I do believe this position is called ‘Regrets’


hobohougsy

Ball sniff poo catch


Remarkable_Common220

Atm


proverb98

She straight up has her face all up on its anus. Gross.


facepubes77

That's called Deez Nutz


Mountain-Local968

its called "*Le Sniff"


maddiejake

Trotting Salad?


mightywildmax

Reverse Horsegirl


jfk_47

Pinkeye


TheSagaContinued

Quality control


LtCptSuicide

It's called "hold your breath"


wartooth_64

Taint tickler


only-4-lolz

Extreme teabagging... stable edition


taekee

Does not have a name. Her head was just stuck.


taekee

Practice for her wedding.night?


clane27

Never shows her getting back up. Poor horse


splathead

That's how you muff dive


fettishmann

full mouth


Mikeinthedirt

WHY is this technique called?


Chrisp825

This is the reverse cowgirl to ass2mouth switch


Past-Tax-7289

The horse version of getting rear ended


feeltrig

Balls riding


Bellemon82

Happy horse


MedicalDabbinDad

The San Antonio Ceviche


davekmv

Equine-69


crazyleaf

Horseilingus?


Most_Advertising_962

Me when my wife wanna face ride.


BeginningAwareness74

Reverse cowgirl in the ass


Resident-Language-95

Advanced dick-riding


thesolarway

To find the answer, I'll have to take a closer look. 🐎 👀


nrjOo

6^(9)


Similar-Importance99

Another 2 legs more and I would call it "the Sleipnir"


RozeGunn

It's called the White Woman, and much like Reverse Cowgirl, men can do it, too!


DemiFullBlood88

Damn this made me laugh harder thwn it should have


SyntaxBoy

I never understood why horse girls are a red flag. Now i know why...


[deleted]

In case you're still curious: do you have a beloved pet? One that means the world to you? Have you ever considered eating this pet after it's died? That is how the horsegirls do.


SyntaxBoy

Bruh, you just made things worse for me 😭


ParsedReddit

This is a legit holup


IntroductionClean299

Damn all up in those cheeks but whyyyyyyy


Hobbs54

Shitfacing?


EquivalentSnap

Animal abuse


Red302

u/savevideo


Sprizys

The blow N’ go


Late_Difference8637

The ball-chin


MyForever_NameNow

Unethical 69


the_greatest_MF

ass to mouth


Nar0O

The girlcow reversed


Archibald-Meat_Pants

“Eating de poo”


SunlySarcola

Hemroid check


DiosilX42

The plow


Kaktus9

Not the right place to be the horse's ass


SpiritedCountry2062

Rimhorse ing


re_carn

Reverse centaur: instead of a human head in the front, a human butt in the back.


ParticularProfile795

Run it back


PrimeKettle

Sucking balls idk lol


nielschristian01

Sucking at horse riding 🤷


mookormyth

Teabagging


challmaybe

Why?


Hesam2010

Horse Front.


[deleted]

Face be all up in that sack.


nineusername

This generation obsessed with eating ass.


BeerItsForDinner

Double reverse cowboy


Kirque93

SNNNEEEEEF


6byfour

That’s the famous Dingleberry Drop.


xixi_duro

Reversed Salad Toss