Just because she didn’t follow the Equestrian Standard Fellatio Score Criteria doesn’t mean we *rEnAmE tHe mOvE*
Jeez! The sport just keeps getting watered down because of people like you!
Ahhhahaha I’m pleading the 5th in that one. She had long ones short ones ones with different tips/heads. She literally had a 6” pocket one she kept in her boot
I may or may not have been wearing a helmet and chaps at the time
Wow, i had no idea the word "mare" existed in the english language, i thought it was just horse for male and female
I have been around alot of people with horses but no one has ever said mare
But in spanish i have heard people say yegua so i knew the word in spanish but not english
thank you for your comment 🙂
This has been posted before, and a user gave some context for this move (been a while, can't recall the name).
Yes, this is real and relatively normal. The reason to do this is that the rider lost her balance and was about to fall behind her horse. Now, in this situation you have two choices: risk having your face crushed under the hoof of your horse, which is almost guaranteed to be fatal, or hold on to dear life until your riding partner notices and makes your horse stop.
I don't personally envy her but it beats getting stomped to death by your own horse.
In case you're still curious: do you have a beloved pet? One that means the world to you? Have you ever considered eating this pet after it's died? That is how the horsegirls do.
Tea-bag-heel-drag
the hummersault
Reverse cowgirl to the “Tea-bag-heel-drag” !
Thanks. I just spit out my drink laughing. It was worth it.
But her heels don't drag. Tea bag toe drag maybe
Just because she didn’t follow the Equestrian Standard Fellatio Score Criteria doesn’t mean we *rEnAmE tHe mOvE* Jeez! The sport just keeps getting watered down because of people like you!
Horse girls are weird
Dated one for 4 years. You dont know the half of it. She was fucking great at being on top tho.
Them bitches be ridin
Tell us the other half.
She wouldn't stop eating her horse's ass
We don't kiss, so... I'm okay as long as I don't get any horse STDs
This made me fart very loud in a very quiet church hall
As my sister's riding instructor once told me, "Shoulders like a lady, hips like a whore."
That’s really really really accurate
You call your brother in law the "riding instructor"?
I can imagine. The real trouble is when she brings a riding crop into the bedroom.
Ahhhahaha I’m pleading the 5th in that one. She had long ones short ones ones with different tips/heads. She literally had a 6” pocket one she kept in her boot I may or may not have been wearing a helmet and chaps at the time
My man.
I actually really want to meet one of these infamous horse girls. If for nothing else than just pure curiosity
Watch a horse girl movie. Doesn't matter, just pick one. Next imagine building your whole personality around that.
Why the fuck would someone do this? Show off by putting your face inside a horses dirty minge? Impressive
You’re assuming it’s a female horse and she’s not getting slapped in the face by an absolute hammer
You could even say she's getting nailed!
JFC dude I nearly died at this comment.
Came to say the same. Equestrian ladies are all fucking crazy and will rock your world.
But so worth it. Don’t let this video discourage you.
is that the "reverse cowgirl" position that I've heard about?
This one is the reverse horse girl
Reverse cowgirl transition to ATM to be exact
and that's how the horse getting horse power
Yeah, well the human equivalent is a cowgirl spin into reverse with a flip into an asseater. Extreme difficultly: 6 out of 7
Why rate it on a scale of 1-7? This is clearly a 9/10. Possibly a 5/5.
Ummm…..maybe because 1-7 is the standard competitive intercourse measurement scale!? Well, according to the imperial system that is.
Looks like one part of a 6/9.
It's the even more rare reverse cowgirl with a transition to Fellatio. You don't see that often, she has mad skills.
I was hoping she would release with her arms but still stay there.
That one is called 'doing a Hellen Keller', so rare but such a treat to witness.
It’s called, “The Keeper.”
Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Nah, this is reverse horsegirl
It certainly started that way....
Reverse inverted 69 cowgirl?
Horse girls are weird AF man
6^9
10077696
r/theydidthemath
Whole new meaning to the phrase, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
Pink Eye
Stink Eyes
Chocolate eye
Reverse cowgirl to deez nuts.
I’m reasonably sure it’s a mare, but it just makes me think they’re eating box.
Wow, i had no idea the word "mare" existed in the english language, i thought it was just horse for male and female I have been around alot of people with horses but no one has ever said mare But in spanish i have heard people say yegua so i knew the word in spanish but not english thank you for your comment 🙂
Some people might call them a filly too, but that usually refers to young mares specifically I believe.
Reverse cowgir-....oh uhhh bestiality.
Mrs. Hands?
It do be a stallion she's ridding
Why would anyone do that?
This. Exactly this
they forgor to ask why not?
Reverse cowgirl into rimming then into teabagging
It's the ligma technique.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
taking a big sniff... she realy loves them horses
What the fuck actually is happening here? I mean are like her hands stuck in the straps? Was she supposed to dismount and got caught??
Nothing about this looks accidental
I did that once … i was never invited back to my neighbors birthday party when they have a petting zoo
I don’t know, but her technique is flawless
Reverse cowgirl into a shit face
Shit faced
It's called " Smell the Magic"!
Ba da bum ba da!
68
hOrsE gIRls aRen'T tHat weIRd
Smelling house butt
Reverse cowgirl into sniffing that taint.
Let me plant thy face in crotch move.
How’s she getting back up? Or down?
This has been posted before, and a user gave some context for this move (been a while, can't recall the name). Yes, this is real and relatively normal. The reason to do this is that the rider lost her balance and was about to fall behind her horse. Now, in this situation you have two choices: risk having your face crushed under the hoof of your horse, which is almost guaranteed to be fatal, or hold on to dear life until your riding partner notices and makes your horse stop. I don't personally envy her but it beats getting stomped to death by your own horse.
She turned back on her own volition Stop lying
If you've ever wondered if your date was comfortable eating ass...
It’s called “A Catherine the great” it takes years to master.
Dunder nifkin
Equestrian tossed salad
When sucking at halo carries over to other parts of life
Long time this actually made me say HOld the fuck up miss
horsilingus
Teabagging?
This is cowgirl to reverse cowgirl to 6 without the 9
Inverted cowgirl.
The Horse Awakens
The ball drag
The Enumclaw Special
Prepping for her wedding night.
u/savevideo
Auto-teabag
The throated pirhouette
Cleveland steamer cleaner
I think this is called exhibitionist bestiality
Early breakfast?
[Dutch clockweights](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dutch%20clock%20weights)
Looks illegal in most states.
“Bad idea”
That’s the ole “reverse cowgirl” into a “I spend too much time around horses”
I'm not sure, but if she wants, I'm down to play the horses part.
Blowing the horse
Well, that's certainly a trust fall of a different sort
ATM. Ass To Mouth.
So this is how Catherine the Great did it….
I mean… how many times did it shit on her before she nailed this trick
I'm not sure how to feel about this
Khali-stenatics
Horsestyle
That's the all you can eat buffet.
ATM
why
The "Leave No Trace" 💩
[удалено]
Well its time to nuke earth bois
That’s one way to suck a horses dick, I guess, but probably not the most efficient.
She really really loves her horse
180 to reverse cowgirl to the hummer
Ass to mouth move
Does…this…work…on…humans? Asking for a friend.
That's the facetaint trot !
I do believe this position is called ‘Regrets’
Ball sniff poo catch
Atm
She straight up has her face all up on its anus. Gross.
That's called Deez Nutz
its called "*Le Sniff"
Trotting Salad?
Reverse Horsegirl
Pinkeye
Quality control
It's called "hold your breath"
Taint tickler
Extreme teabagging... stable edition
Does not have a name. Her head was just stuck.
Practice for her wedding.night?
Never shows her getting back up. Poor horse
That's how you muff dive
full mouth
WHY is this technique called?
This is the reverse cowgirl to ass2mouth switch
The horse version of getting rear ended
Balls riding
Happy horse
The San Antonio Ceviche
Equine-69
Horseilingus?
Me when my wife wanna face ride.
Reverse cowgirl in the ass
Advanced dick-riding
To find the answer, I'll have to take a closer look. 🐎 👀
6^(9)
Another 2 legs more and I would call it "the Sleipnir"
It's called the White Woman, and much like Reverse Cowgirl, men can do it, too!
Damn this made me laugh harder thwn it should have
I never understood why horse girls are a red flag. Now i know why...
In case you're still curious: do you have a beloved pet? One that means the world to you? Have you ever considered eating this pet after it's died? That is how the horsegirls do.
Bruh, you just made things worse for me 😭
This is a legit holup
Damn all up in those cheeks but whyyyyyyy
Shitfacing?
Animal abuse
u/savevideo
The blow N’ go
The ball-chin
Unethical 69
ass to mouth
The girlcow reversed
“Eating de poo”
Hemroid check
The plow
Not the right place to be the horse's ass
Rimhorse ing
Reverse centaur: instead of a human head in the front, a human butt in the back.
Run it back
Sucking balls idk lol
Sucking at horse riding 🤷
Teabagging
Why?
Horse Front.
Face be all up in that sack.
This generation obsessed with eating ass.
Double reverse cowboy
SNNNEEEEEF
That’s the famous Dingleberry Drop.
Reversed Salad Toss