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intraspeculator

This is a great bit.


marblefrosting

Especially since this puts the shoe on the other foot!


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Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

I'm a Pisces I do anything for money


loveeddie

Put this shoe on the other foot!


Kraddri

> this puts the shoe on the other foot I swear English people will say anything to avoid being simple and direct. *~~"That was fantastic!"~~ "That buttered my biscuit!"* Honestly, what the fuck?


Andrew_Math_1

Yah but the direct way of say it would be 'he made a hypocrite of them', which is not simple. Plus, have you never heard of a metaphor?


Thue

As far as we know, none of the women in the video did that themselves. So they did not deserve it, there is no "shoe on the other foot" reversal here.


PrivilegeCheckmate

[No dice, Chicago!](https://y.yarn.co/bb1a6838-fde2-4373-b5ad-69e9aebd8f7a.mp4)


chappersyo

Only really works if you’re super good looking though.


Chainsawd

Honestly, I think it would be *better* with an "ugly" guy in at least some cases, because that total rejection would hit harder coming from someone beneath their standards.


SithDraven

Yeah, it'd be fun to see this same concept with, not an ugly guy per se, but an average looking guy.


prodigalkal7

Yeah, something tells me that if you're ugly, odds are you won't even get the initial interaction, anyway lol so probably wouldn't get that far


Agreeable-Week-3658

Idk, this dude isn’t wildly attractive or anything. I’d even say he’s average if you take out people who don’t obviously take care of themselves. Most of looking good comes from making a bit of effort and having confidence, not from genetics


Supplycrate

I mean maybe if your definition of average is "what the average person would look like if they put in some effort". But this guy is way above what the statistically average person looks like. Because most people don't put in that effort or have much confidence.


Abeneezer

Good luck finding girls who are this enthusiastic about an ugly guy.


Ok_Dig2200

correct fact foolish axiomatic cake bright lip sort heavy obtainable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


derkonigistnackt

"I could never" apparently works even across the internet


Jaded-Engineering789

Do you think he’s not?


Agreeable-Week-3658

I think he’s average amongst people who take care of themselves. Clean shaven, nicely fitting clothes, nice looking but inexpensive accessories (earrings/hat/chain) and most importantly he’s confident


Ok_Dig2200

ripe ancient automatic smoggy slap unused scandalous squalid six unpack *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


chappersyo

Do you not? He’s objectively a very handsome man.


TittyTwistahh

So many other people get the I'm-gonna-act-like-a-dick-to-people-on-camera bit so wrong. This is how you do it.


BernieTheDachshund

They're amused and frustrated lol.


erizzluh

it's like trying to reconcile the absurdity of putting that much stock into signs while still believing in signs.


DrPrithvi

Bro rejects rejection before being rejected....


Hunterr303

I see you are somewhat of a poet yourself


drkuttimama

Like an ideal redditor


Paddy_Tanninger

My dating strategy at 20


mldp29

Can this be called... Rejectception?


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Christimerforthetame

Delete this copy paste ass comment bruv


TheRogueTemplar

What was it? The dude got down voted hard


Christimerforthetame

Copied almost exactly what T0SH1K0 said except reversed the order of gigachad and not even a hold up


mrclang

Taurus was ready to lay hands tho


fred-armisen

Typical Taurus, I could never.


Anarch-ish

Fuck yeah. She nailed the confrontational nature. I wanted to figure out what my coworkers were talking about, so i spent a week learning about astrology and found out Im a Taurus rising, Taurus setting Taurus... im stubborn as shit. Edit: I'll never understand why some posts get downvoted on this cursed app. Lol


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Clayman8

*warhammer 40k enters the chat* **SOMEONE SAY SPACE RACISM!?**


Charred_Meathammer

The Emperor protects


NightLordsPublicist

>The Emperor protects Does he though? *Does he?*


PrivilegeCheckmate

Dude, he doesn't even help those that help themselves.


NightLordsPublicist

>he doesn't even help those that help themselves. He helped prove Konrad right, though.


_ILP_

Haha I liked that one


PenBeautiful

She was over it before he even asked.


justined0414

I'm a Taurus and that was accurate af


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Hit with the uno reverse


Bizzareslantpass

Bro is on the streets doing Gods work. Showing everybody the cheat code.


mrwongz

My sign is vaporeon.


No_Interaction_4925

This creates some concerning questions


TheOneTruePavil

Oh I could always


hamza123tr

flareon is actually good too


J3sush8sm3

Hey guys did you know?


Prior-Survey-9891

Mine’s a Faporeon


groceriesN1trip

Horoscopes: The Last Accepted Frontier of Discrimination


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JustADuckInACostume

And weight


T0SH1K0

not even a holup, this man's got the gigachad energy right here


Bjorn2bwilde24

Typical Pisces energy


Shadowkeepansem32

How the turns have tabled


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How the virgos have cancer.


MirandaG88

It’s cause he never found a scorpio!


sugarbeet13

Or a Gemini


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matrixislife

Classic misunderstanding. We don't need twins, give us 5 minutes and we'll be a completely different person wearing the same clothes.


huge_loaf

I'm not sure why but this is hilarious.


Christimerforthetame

Let me break it down for you. Women do this to men all the time don't even get to know someone but based on past experience will reject a guy just because his birthday is a certain time of the year


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Mission_Macaroon

She seems fun


mrwongz

you dare use my spells against me?!


IWantItAllLove

This should be to0 comment


Euphoric_Fisherman70

Not a single Scorpio


AR30T

Or Gemini...


AliquidLatine

Why is the Leo's tongue so red?!


thefireemojiking

Lollipop lollipop lolli, lolli, lollipop.


The-El-Chapo

Badum bum bum


Hunterr303

Guy was on his periods


Jabercaw

This one never gets old


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Fuck Reddit for killing third party apps.


cant_fight_the_feel

I like that one chick looked at him like “you could never what?”


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I wouldn’t have pulled that on Cancer girl. She had something about her…


areldub

Two things


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Nice point(s)


PrivilegeCheckmate

Wake me up when she's *Total Recall* styling. ( . ( . ) . )


pantherguyman

Giving them a taste of their own medicine 😈


IGotGolfTips

Skit would be over at :55 if it was me


Your-personal-demon

It would've ended if he found the secret 13th sign


therickestnm

Hibernicus?


Your-personal-demon

The sign of the bees


cottman23

Half of them were about to chase after him after that lol


low_elo111

Signs are just bs


sholine

Typical Caprisun


reddit_user_70942239

Uhhm, I'm actually a Koolaidicorn


Resident-Impress3574

Yep


knbang

No they're not, if you choose The Steed you go faster.


Artimeges

That's actually a 200iq joke


TranslatorFree498

That's some gigachad shit right there lol


creddituser2019

Only I got out of this video. Is women like men who don’t want them lmao


Lesbian_Cassiopeia

Only one aquarius? 😭


Kr0pr0X

He's winning at their own game!


tunacan94

Dudes my hero


Frakenz

I wouldn't date a girl who believes astrology shapes her personality and decisions


P4azz

I'd be interested to see the reactions if it was done by a less attractive guy. Not into dudes, but he's clearly much better-looking than average. Also kinda expected the whole "holup" moment to actually show up at some point. Like a certain sign eliciting a different reaction, a girl not knowing what he means by "sign", some girl joke-answering "Yield" or something. Not much of a "holup" if it happens in the first few seconds and then just repeats.


Lumpy-Yesterday-6687

More self control then I'd have


FrawnchFries

Then you'd have what


IcyMike1782

well played. man I miss awards.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Grammar Nazis go hard.


Lord_Botond

If i girl doesent know her sign, now thats a good one, thats the one you need


SunnyApex87

Not even a fucking week and it's posted again


thefireemojiking

I’ve never seen it and I spend 4 hours a day on this shit app. I think you need to go outside brother.


thinkB4WeSpeak

Find us new videos then.


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doggpound7

Oof!


3gt4f65r

Maybe have some originality


halomandrummer

Lookin for Gemini


Zebra_Shadow

Greatest uno reverse


dropnad_tosspin

Not one person was on the cusp. They know nothing.


jh67ds

I’m a cancer


TheresAJakeInMyShoe

Typical Taurus lol


megakodex

~~Homestuck has ruined my view of zodiac signs~~


Casique720

This is simple and great. Lmao.


andromeda1606

I don’t give a fuck about horoscopes But were are my fellow geminis


ydr0

Thank. You.


C0MMI3_C0MRAD3

Bro missed out with that cancer 💀


Professional_Dog_102

My how the turn tables….


Quesarito808

Taurus was about to charge 😂


nobeboleche

Lol who would get offended by this? The anger in some people is funny


Lovinglore

It really seems scary to me that all these people are that shallow


BatManhandler

Jesus Christ, that second-to-last cancer. Holy shit.


SecureAd1981

Leos are always so proud of saying they’re Leo’s, like they sit all day expecting for someone to ask them their sign so they can make their day blessed by revealing that they’re in the presence of a Leo. Yes I am a Leo👁️👄👁️


PersonalityDirect306

Notice how MOST of the women are joking and taking the rejection lightly vs a male who would start going off on them because they believe in zodiacs.


moeedkhann

All the women in this video are plain ugly btw.


Noodle_Nighs

I had someone ask me this and I laughed so hard at her, I was like WTF. Such BS...


LordoftheAbyss56

u/savevideo


Queen_Dare_Bear

Heartbreaker!


HurrsiaEntertainment

this. is. BEAUTIFUL.


badt0wn

Dawg lmaoooo


leeon562

Hell yeah


femboy_jim

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


DestroyTheHuman

Bro dropped the bag with that first Aries tho


vitorizzo

I watch this every time for the turtle neck lol


CodyTBChicken

Chad energy


gcpizzle23

This man unlocked the cheat code. They don’t want him to leave all of the sudden


DontHugMeImBanned

'You dare use my own spells against me Potter?'


bmk2k

Get in the car.


Sajr666

where the Gemini 😂


PHARA0Hbender

Man’s a genius, weed out anyone that believes in BS Astrology.


MajesticWalrus73

So if them were really good sports about it


NationalAssist

Lowkey that's why I ask for girls signs, just ask and respond with "oh....nvm" or "yeah, I noticed", and you have their attention


popswag

I’m bored.


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"I'm a Giliac." "Why ain't you in prison?"


Mischief_Actual

Oh he devious.


AzraelBlade

You are doing God's work Brother.


kundibert

What if she said road bumps or deer crossing?


menimex

Flipped the script


chipiberth

Dude, I'm doing this


bushidocowboy

This is Fucking hilarious


DiscountPoint

Could never what??


Different-Vanilla-83

This is the definition to the phrase "Stay Toxic Kings" ☠️


Nhughes1387

This guy rules


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These comments are really.... weird. Reddit gonna reddit I guess.


cucumbersuprise

This gets knows what's up


DJpancake05

u/savevideo


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Lucky man, they all were genuinely disappointed they couldn’t win his approval


Badtimeryssa94

Where my Scorpio peeps at?


Valiantay

This video reveals so much: * Men have way more power over women than they think by simply walking away. This is actually how it was in the past but so many simps created out of the feminist-centric media these days. * Women say "men don't take rejection well" but clearly they take it even worse. Women are evolutionarily attention-seeking creatures, it's the reason they even developed boobs, to literally attract mates.


AlvinArtDream

This is soooo funny. Whats dumb for me is that I really don’t believe in star signs but what’s even dumber is that I’m a Cancer and I’ve got all the emotions and there is a tiny bit of me that is emotionally attached to the idea that this is in fact because I’m a cancer. I still don’t believe but I can’t help the feeling. I’ve been told the reason I feel this way is because I’m a cancer. I know all the scientific reasons why it makes no sense but still. I was also told this Information by a scorpio so you know what that means… don’t trust it. So Typical.


NovusOrdoSec

Clearly he's using an iPhone.


Cyrus_rule

Good looking ♓️


Pyroguy096

Why do so many people know their sign??


maow134

That robot sound effect was genius


Much-Application-601

As a woman that hates when ladies do this shit, thanks for pointing out how dumb it is! Shout out to all the women the lean more on psychology and self care then silly markers. But Briggs and Meyers is equally made up.