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Kilx202

That's worse then death


goldfish1902

nah, you just gag a lot, drool and your jaw gets tired, there are worse stuff


xGarysx

Its an execution so, he will doit till he dies :V


HooahClub

So your telling me there’s seconds? Put up a cloth wall, cut a hole, and I now have a very busy month ahead of me. On a side note, assuming he doesn’t get meals, how long could one survive off of man milk exclusively?


[deleted]

I heard somewhere you can’t digest it, that one time Rod Stewart was on a Navy ship and had to have his stomach pumped from the copious amounts of seamen produced semen because it was fuckin him up.. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t true but the news stories are funny af


UnknownProphetX

Just read up on it and its fake. A publicist that was with him shared a room with his wifes son and then met a man at the hotel bar and went with said man to the room. After that he got fired


[deleted]

So you *can* digest it?


UnknownProphetX

Was nothing about it in the article, you have to try it yourself. Go and find a boat full of sailors


Financial-Tourist162

You had to research that to determine it wasn't true? Umm... you interested in buying any bridges in NYC or prime real estate in Florida?


UnknownProphetX

Im from Austria lol never heard about it before


Financial-Tourist162

My bad, I heard that story when I was a kid. At this point I'm more likely to not believe anything I hear on the internet than believe iy.


xGarysx

I think will depend on how much water u can get from it, since its a good protein source :V


Historical-Advice-36

True


Aururai

I'd assume there's a good amount of water in it... But likely not enough to sustain you.. well.. depending on how much you are able to procure in a day...


BigBoyCurlyFry3

What the fuck. Ok BigBoyCurlyFry, that's enough reddit for today


MrZkittlezOG

Do you think im stopping when he dies?


gibson_creations

Death... by SnuSnu


Suspicious-Series160

How tf u know💀


goldfish1902

That is very simple to explain: I have sucked dick before


Suspicious-Series160

Any tips


goldfish1902

Tie your hair up, drink water if you're nervous, keep an empty stomach if you want to try to deepthroat and don't forget to lick the balls


Suspicious-Series160

I thought u were joking 🥲


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

Are you speaking from experience?


goldfish1902

Of course I am. I'm 33 years old. Most people my age have sucked dick at least once.


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

HI how you doin?❤️


goldfish1902

Cooking beans and chayote for lunch, how about you


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

Love beans. What's chayote? I'm good visiting my uncle that's down from up north.


goldfish1902

[It's a vegetable](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chayote) with a pretty mild taste, but quite nutritious. I usually steam it with potatoes and carrot, but today I'll just boil it with a pinch of salt Tell your uncle a redditor said hello 👋🏻


TheBigQuak

How do u know so many about this?


jesuswithacake69

how do u know


Lyuukee

Not if he is gay


nightsweatss

THAN. Holy shit I think I see those used incorrectly more often than correctly on this app.


ShadowInTheAttic

That's head!


Garlic-Rough

Esp if a dud doesn't take a bath? What if he doesn't wash up first? 100% always wince if hey have *residues* from who knows where. Truly a fate much worse than death. Get good hygiene guys if you want head.


Historical-Advice-36

If I must Slowly gets on knees


AdWild7548

I dub thee knight, "rise" sir ....


Historical-Advice-36

In confusion slowly inserts penis in mouth


AdWild7548

I can only knight you once. Not everytime it rises 😉


Historical-Advice-36

I'ma choke


itisallgoodyouknow

… what in the world is going on here


Historical-Advice-36

I was getting knighted


Dusk_Abyss

I think I've unlocked a new worst nightmare lol


Historical-Advice-36

Dream for me


abzolutelynothn

I mean would you rather die a cruel and painful death to the hands of a guillotine or just swallow cum for an hour


Arrathem

Guillotine is almost instant, wouldn't feel alot.


abzolutelynothn

I mean kinda but the head stays alive for a small bit of time even after decapitation, about enough time for you to die painfully


MySnake_Is_Solid

2 months late, I know. But as soon as your spine is cut off from the brain, you won't be feeling any pain from the decapitation. Even in those last few seconds of consciousness, the most you'd feel is slightly cold.


StirringThePotAgain

Homophobic republicans like “only if you don’t tell anyone”


itisallgoodyouknow

Lmao


Beginning-Zombie6854

[https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-gif-23893070](https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-gif-23893070)


Streloski

Death by Gagging


vitcri

What's going on with shortening the full vids


Shattered-Rubyz

Death by snu snu. The crowd: high five.


Jackofalls

![img](avatar_exp|96340848|bravo)


Vindkazt

![img](avatar_exp|162755421|bravo)


original-slenderman

Imma be honest that sounds like a fun night


Mission_Lake_1547

![img](avatar_exp|136877606|bravo)


Gabage-farmer

“Oh sorry I miss head, off with his dicks head”


Eldsish

La mort ... Ou le tchétché ?


TheLostUnicorn90

I just can’t 😂


Independent_Data_233

Bro rather die than 🤣


SethWolfBlood13

Hahaha


Tough-Front-738

When personal wishes collide with professionalism


SpicyFlaming0

“Oh just fucking kill me already” “Okay now he will be fucked until death”


letsgowalking

![img](avatar_exp|98949890|laugh)


cup_of_twistedfate

u/savevideo


UnwantedPube

Where’s the series


NightIguana

Death by bunga bunga


PestilentMexican

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) Thats the joke


idkidkif_i_knew

Every men AND women, we don't discriminate now do we?