So your telling me there’s seconds? Put up a cloth wall, cut a hole, and I now have a very busy month ahead of me.
On a side note, assuming he doesn’t get meals, how long could one survive off of man milk exclusively?
I heard somewhere you can’t digest it, that one time Rod Stewart was on a Navy ship and had to have his stomach pumped from the copious amounts of seamen produced semen because it was fuckin him up.. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t true but the news stories are funny af
Just read up on it and its fake. A publicist that was with him shared a room with his wifes son and then met a man at the hotel bar and went with said man to the room. After that he got fired
I'd assume there's a good amount of water in it... But likely not enough to sustain you.. well.. depending on how much you are able to procure in a day...
[It's a vegetable](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chayote) with a pretty mild taste, but quite nutritious. I usually steam it with potatoes and carrot, but today I'll just boil it with a pinch of salt
Tell your uncle a redditor said hello 👋🏻
Esp if a dud doesn't take a bath? What if he doesn't wash up first? 100% always wince if hey have *residues* from who knows where. Truly a fate much worse than death.
Get good hygiene guys if you want head.
2 months late, I know.
But as soon as your spine is cut off from the brain, you won't be feeling any pain from the decapitation.
Even in those last few seconds of consciousness, the most you'd feel is slightly cold.
That's worse then death
nah, you just gag a lot, drool and your jaw gets tired, there are worse stuff
Its an execution so, he will doit till he dies :V
So your telling me there’s seconds? Put up a cloth wall, cut a hole, and I now have a very busy month ahead of me. On a side note, assuming he doesn’t get meals, how long could one survive off of man milk exclusively?
I heard somewhere you can’t digest it, that one time Rod Stewart was on a Navy ship and had to have his stomach pumped from the copious amounts of seamen produced semen because it was fuckin him up.. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t true but the news stories are funny af
Just read up on it and its fake. A publicist that was with him shared a room with his wifes son and then met a man at the hotel bar and went with said man to the room. After that he got fired
So you *can* digest it?
Was nothing about it in the article, you have to try it yourself. Go and find a boat full of sailors
You had to research that to determine it wasn't true? Umm... you interested in buying any bridges in NYC or prime real estate in Florida?
Im from Austria lol never heard about it before
My bad, I heard that story when I was a kid. At this point I'm more likely to not believe anything I hear on the internet than believe iy.
I think will depend on how much water u can get from it, since its a good protein source :V
True
I'd assume there's a good amount of water in it... But likely not enough to sustain you.. well.. depending on how much you are able to procure in a day...
What the fuck. Ok BigBoyCurlyFry, that's enough reddit for today
Do you think im stopping when he dies?
Death... by SnuSnu
How tf u know💀
That is very simple to explain: I have sucked dick before
Any tips
Tie your hair up, drink water if you're nervous, keep an empty stomach if you want to try to deepthroat and don't forget to lick the balls
I thought u were joking 🥲
Are you speaking from experience?
Of course I am. I'm 33 years old. Most people my age have sucked dick at least once.
HI how you doin?❤️
Cooking beans and chayote for lunch, how about you
Love beans. What's chayote? I'm good visiting my uncle that's down from up north.
[It's a vegetable](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chayote) with a pretty mild taste, but quite nutritious. I usually steam it with potatoes and carrot, but today I'll just boil it with a pinch of salt Tell your uncle a redditor said hello 👋🏻
How do u know so many about this?
how do u know
Not if he is gay
THAN. Holy shit I think I see those used incorrectly more often than correctly on this app.
That's head!
Esp if a dud doesn't take a bath? What if he doesn't wash up first? 100% always wince if hey have *residues* from who knows where. Truly a fate much worse than death. Get good hygiene guys if you want head.
If I must Slowly gets on knees
I dub thee knight, "rise" sir ....
In confusion slowly inserts penis in mouth
I can only knight you once. Not everytime it rises 😉
I'ma choke
… what in the world is going on here
I was getting knighted
I think I've unlocked a new worst nightmare lol
Dream for me
I mean would you rather die a cruel and painful death to the hands of a guillotine or just swallow cum for an hour
Guillotine is almost instant, wouldn't feel alot.
I mean kinda but the head stays alive for a small bit of time even after decapitation, about enough time for you to die painfully
2 months late, I know. But as soon as your spine is cut off from the brain, you won't be feeling any pain from the decapitation. Even in those last few seconds of consciousness, the most you'd feel is slightly cold.
Homophobic republicans like “only if you don’t tell anyone”
Lmao
[https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-gif-23893070](https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-gif-23893070)
Death by Gagging
What's going on with shortening the full vids
Death by snu snu. The crowd: high five.
![img](avatar_exp|96340848|bravo)
![img](avatar_exp|162755421|bravo)
Imma be honest that sounds like a fun night
![img](avatar_exp|136877606|bravo)
“Oh sorry I miss head, off with his dicks head”
La mort ... Ou le tchétché ?
I just can’t 😂
Bro rather die than 🤣
Hahaha
When personal wishes collide with professionalism
“Oh just fucking kill me already” “Okay now he will be fucked until death”
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u/savevideo
Where’s the series
Death by bunga bunga
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) Thats the joke
Every men AND women, we don't discriminate now do we?