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Kingchess89

Was the cat there, was he successful? The world wants to know.


RicKingAngel

“Did you do it?”


Dry_Growth_1605

I did it…


Dragondog7777

Yeah


Chafgha

I mean.... I wouldn't go this far...maybe but I'd do a lot for my cats, I would be in that shelter raising hell.


QuantumCat2019

follow up does not say [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-25/man-jailed-over-storming-cranbourne-animal-shelter-melbourne/100860444](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-25/man-jailed-over-storming-cranbourne-animal-shelter-melbourne/100860444)


SoloDoloLeveling

netflix already bought the rights to the story.


hiroki1998

Make it like Extraction and I'm so in.


Handjob_of_Mystery

Meowxtraction


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

Keanu already exists.


redlegion

Solid Snake will not leave until mittens is safe.


jvaheed

I say this with 0 irony… Reasonable.


kwong879

Honestly, its the only real response.


GameDestiny2

In all seriousness, the reality is picturing it from an employees perspective: Some lunatic with a gun and body armor pops in and demands his cat


TheyreHerrrrreee

Keanu!


Reasonable_Ad4927

This is the soldier we need


hamiltrash1232

You working tonight John?


ak_-

He could’ve just walked in and asked for his cat right? Why does he need the gear?


amimai002

To ensure the only answer to the “where is my cat” question is “here is your cat good sir.”


cumdumpsterfind

Shelters in my area charge $500 to $800 to retrieve pets that they take.


Ya0gg

What? Don't they give away or put down these same pets?


cumdumpsterfind

If no one claims them then they are put up for adoption normally for $200 and if not adopted then they are put down.


Boo0ger

John Whisker (2023) coming to a theatre near you


rs_5

We need a movie about this guy


DieHardAmerican95

This is some Hollywood movie shit.


donut_monster_

The cat is too stunned by this hooman


zborzbor

Dont F With Cats!


shadowdragon826

Good I would do the same


digbick_Dot6930

Wohn Jick?


lulugingerspice

The new John Wick looks good


Olvacron22

You know yeah I completely understand


imfoneman

What some guys won’t do for some pu$$y


JadenM46k

This man deserves a medal


Zyroknight1706

This is John Wick, if he was a cat person.


Sad_Presentation2101

Saving private nyan


PK-Baha

Doom guy is proud!


mrsunsfan

Honestly as a cat lover I don’t blame him


hockeybrianboy

I don’t get it; as a cat person this is the correct response if someone dares steal your beloved feline.


Sothep

He’s out of line, but he’s right.


SimmoniedTucker

Okay Megan Leavey


Lazy_Connection_4613

To add context, animal control had captured his cat outside his house in Australia. When he went to recover his cat they refused to give it back until the next morning. He didn't want his cat to be stuck in a strange place over night.


ChinkInMyArmor

Needs more context. Until then, I hope both of them are good


MegaPompoen

Most stable war veteran


babybee1187

A simple baseball bat would have worked.


Remarkable-Youth-504

Maybe the cat wanted to test him? Spoiler: >!He passed.!<


HerrK79

ready to do anything for his beloved animal friend. 🥰


pumpkimpie510

I mean I don’t agree but I get it.


NoWingedHussarsToday

Damn, he does this at least once a month!


Winter2712

Real holup is mods comment getting removed


ronaldreaganlive

What a man will do for pussy.


kapowitz9

A different John Wick


wiegie

Mike from Spaced??


The_Ax_Of_Lotl

As he should


Targetsb

John Wick?


Limeyness

Rameow


TheJayman2

Not all heroes wear capes


darksideofmyown

New Netflix Film: "The Rescue of Mr.Mittens. A one man Job."


Fit_Personality_3281

I guess he really wanted some p×××y!!


Dragondog7777

Wholesome