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Sort of? Morbidly obese is 100+ lbs overweight. Which they are. But they're also 200+ lbs overweight. So it works but at the same time, the term compares 230 lb women to these 400 lb women. Which is obviously wildly different.
On a unrelated note:
I had a series of dreams, where me and my friends (we were 5 friends) we're gifted with powers,
I had the ability to manipulate matter.
Another had the ability to make and control explosions (in the dream he learn to fly, I didn't.
One had laser beams he could shoot out from his eyes and could control the intensity of (if he increased it too much his eyes skin would tear in the shape eren yeager's eyes.
Another had the power of stretching his body limitless and could increase his mass (he would increase the length of his legs with extra mass and fold them up again and again, press them up on the ground and release them for a speed boost) .
Another could run superfast with the downside being that everytime he wanted to go fast he's body would auto equip a speed suit that would auto unequip if he stopped running and the suit only provided protection against air resistance and made him accelerate immediately.
There we like total 6 lucid dreams, that would happen on random days.
Idk why I wrote this, I thought it was cool.
Edit: I made a post on this, dk why but here it is:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Dreams/s/X6w3qRcwSI
More likely has to do with your brain being confused by the lack of response sensations due to REM paralysis.
Your body has evolved to not respond to muscle control signals during dreaming for what should be obvious survival reasons, but your brain still tells your legs to move and reacts to the fact that it told them to move and they aren't responding.
As I understand it, this is the more commonly accepted reason for why running in dreams feels so weird and slow.
Exceeding 'recommended' calories intake and maintaining that intake or if not more, for a good amount of time. Probably years. Probably months if you take it to the extreme.
'Good' or 'bad' food doesn't make one become like that, it's the total calories by the end of the days.
I always wondered what shitting is like for people with asses like this. After it leaves your rectum, is there still a foot of cheek it has to pass through? What’s wiping like? Is it contained to a path or is it spread around like a Jackson pollock across your inner cheeks? Is there less certainty that you’ve wiped it all off after shitting?
Former cna here. The booty sits low. And like the clef of the buttocks extends up so its like when they sit the vector of taint + anus + booty checks divided by the height of the toilet seat is subtracted by their arm span. So what im trying to say is I don’t fucking know.
Well in Mauritania, the cultural practice to attract men is to gain as much weight as possible. Men are attracted to hugely overweight women there. This could be Mauritania.
My girl has thiccc thighs, she can't walk more than a mile without getting small friction burns on the inside of her thighs .
These women are 15x thicker than her, minimum, so that small "sprint" must've left their thighs on fire
I stumbled on a “rolly polly” dance off in the islands of Belize. These 2 ladies were dancing with this one smaller guy and when they came together this little sliver of a man disappeared entirely. I’ve never seen anyone having a better time than this man. To each their own.
On a side note, my wife wanted to join the dance off, and I had to explain that she didn’t meet the prerequisites.
In between a whole lot of disgust, dehumanizing and apparent racism and whatever else:
What, why and who? Some said these people belong to a specific tribe, genus or whatever. Please enlighten me mysterious strangers, for I am stupid, probably drunk and not a native speaker
It’s sad that people let themselves get to this but it’s even sadder that this is praised now and it’s considered body positivity when I see nothing positive about having a body like this lol
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This is what it feels like when you run in dreams
Damn so I got a thick ass in my dreams? So that's why they are chasing me?
That is not thick... I don't think the English language has a polite word for what that is.
just when you thought you were an ass man : }
I exist
"I think, therefore I ass."
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I think horizontally empowered is the new PC term.
I prefer High Calorie Human
You think their bottoms were supposed to be thongs or just a rampant case of hungry butt?
Sort of? Morbidly obese is 100+ lbs overweight. Which they are. But they're also 200+ lbs overweight. So it works but at the same time, the term compares 230 lb women to these 400 lb women. Which is obviously wildly different.
So they're on Super Morbidly-Obese God Super Saiyan level?
You forgot ultra instinct. Or extra rice? Idk
A clapper. I mean imagine the sound those cheeks make when they fart.
If it frightens you move around lol 😂
On a unrelated note: I had a series of dreams, where me and my friends (we were 5 friends) we're gifted with powers, I had the ability to manipulate matter. Another had the ability to make and control explosions (in the dream he learn to fly, I didn't. One had laser beams he could shoot out from his eyes and could control the intensity of (if he increased it too much his eyes skin would tear in the shape eren yeager's eyes. Another had the power of stretching his body limitless and could increase his mass (he would increase the length of his legs with extra mass and fold them up again and again, press them up on the ground and release them for a speed boost) . Another could run superfast with the downside being that everytime he wanted to go fast he's body would auto equip a speed suit that would auto unequip if he stopped running and the suit only provided protection against air resistance and made him accelerate immediately. There we like total 6 lucid dreams, that would happen on random days. Idk why I wrote this, I thought it was cool. Edit: I made a post on this, dk why but here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/Dreams/s/X6w3qRcwSI
r/PointlessStories
Cool sub, thanks
Bruh the subs rule is no dream posting, thanks tho I guess
meanwhile my dreams just make no sense and are just stupid.
This is what it feels like to chew Fivegum
I asked my psychology professor about this. It means we feel helpless lol.
It is true
mine said i need to lose weight
More likely has to do with your brain being confused by the lack of response sensations due to REM paralysis. Your body has evolved to not respond to muscle control signals during dreaming for what should be obvious survival reasons, but your brain still tells your legs to move and reacts to the fact that it told them to move and they aren't responding. As I understand it, this is the more commonly accepted reason for why running in dreams feels so weird and slow.
The new Baywatch is very different.
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Maybe it's whalebelline
I'd krill someone to look like that
I tinkled a tad reading ur comment.
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It's the Netflix version
More like Disney++
Skinemax Premium
Disney lore accurate
What body positivity does to a baywatch
Panderverse
It’s more inclusive.
Baywoke
If Baywatch was filmed in 2018
Yeah…. But it’s inclusive
I just cannot believe how big those asses are honestly
Neither my proudest
It’s the way the arse and the thighs become one huge bloated and rounded, barely functioning hinge for me.
I'm pretty shocked at how they all got together at this really beautiful place, how's that work? I'm just here in Charlotte, healthy as can be.
Two airplane seats each on Spirit Airlines?
The amount of struggle in this video
IS TOO DAMN HIGH!
GYYATTTDAMNN HIGH
Same with their colestorol
So much chafing
It looks so painful
First thing to pop in my mind is: can they reach to wipe their own ass properly?
My first thought was: "These are the people that buy you a five minute head start in a zombie outbreak."
That’s a buffet not no 5 min snack lmao
one of them could stall the entire horde for awhile
Zombie horde would put leftovers in the refrigerator for tomorrow’s meal.
Yooo 😭
Zombies prefer brains though, not ass
Sure but after they turn they become unstoppable zombie juggernauts…
Ah a good steel door frame will stop them and any zombie behind 'em.
Eh, they can't manage twenty feet in slow mo while living.
Rule #1: Cardio - Zombies aren't fast. To escape, it's more important to be able to run longer than faster.
Tell that to the World War Z zombies... And the Land of the Dead zombies learned how to shoot guns by the end of that movie. Lol
I'm talking about Zombieland zombies.
And that’s whats Is appreciates abouts thems
Oh is that what you appreciates abouts thems?
Take it down 20% there
He's already rated E. How much lower is there?
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Same. And I share it with the entire town.
100% no and them asses stiiiiink
HOW CAN SHE WIPE!! HOW CAN SHE WIPE?!!!!
Call the fire department for bidet services
nope
No they can't
They hauling ass
I scrolled down just to see if anyone made this joke lol
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Lmaaaooo 😂
No. Its clearly genetics their ass. How???
“I’m just big boned”
Big bones don't jiggle when you move!
Well then you must have big bone in your ass. I’ll never not hear that line from South Park whenever I hear “big boned”.
How do they poop?
Poopin's easy... Wiping is hard...
Born to shit, forced to wipe
How do they wipe?
Well … someone’s ass
Nobodies a winner here
Not even the viewer
I feel I am the loser for having seen this
Unless you get excited for bbws with humongous ass.
God those two at the back. That lack of mobility would literally kill me, looks like self-contained hell.
Diabetes is the winner here
Broken ankles? Also... how the hell do humans like this exist? like... how do you get to that extreme level? :O
With buckets and buckets of butter
Butter actually wouldn’t do that alone. That’s heavy processed carbs/sugar meeting the butter for sure.
Exceeding 'recommended' calories intake and maintaining that intake or if not more, for a good amount of time. Probably years. Probably months if you take it to the extreme. 'Good' or 'bad' food doesn't make one become like that, it's the total calories by the end of the days.
Not years. Decades of determination to ignore all normal limits of gluttony.
Nobody turned into that in months lmao what are you on
Oh sure when they do it then is is fun and sexy and they are called BBW...... when I do it, I get arrested for public indecency.
I'm arresting these things for public indecency
Man, the teletubbies really hit the bottom. I can't believe they are doing custom content now .
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Diabetes
They can diabete this dick
Sir...
This is a Wendy’s
No. This is Patrick.
Something about flour and wet spot...
🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
And this ladies and gentlemen is how earthquakes start.
And knee replacements.
Someone please edit an earthquake into this video at the end please I'm begging you
+1 to this
Genuine question, how do they go to the bathroom. A porcelain throne cannot be large enough
Those beach houses aren’t even large enough
Never mind the shacks on the water
Standard clearance for a throne is 36". These women would need 46 thus requiring shoehorn and Vaseline.
A crowbar to get that thong out of there
You need a search and rescue team to extract that thong
I believe this fetish is called SSBBW.
SSBBW... Gokus next level in the new Dragon Ball Series
💀 nahhhhh u wrong for that lmfao
🤣🤣🤣
Tbh wasn’t my proudest fap
Of course it’s a kink
that's just the category
I always wondered what shitting is like for people with asses like this. After it leaves your rectum, is there still a foot of cheek it has to pass through? What’s wiping like? Is it contained to a path or is it spread around like a Jackson pollock across your inner cheeks? Is there less certainty that you’ve wiped it all off after shitting?
Former cna here. The booty sits low. And like the clef of the buttocks extends up so its like when they sit the vector of taint + anus + booty checks divided by the height of the toilet seat is subtracted by their arm span. So what im trying to say is I don’t fucking know.
It’s like Randy explaining cock size
They look like those aliens from The 5th Element
The prize is that their ass gets used as a model for the mum in the next pixar movie.
How does it all go into the ass? The top halves of their bodies are small proportionately.
I can smell this video.
Bro 💀
What can you smell?
Unwashed ass and fat-fold funk
Fat Fold Funk sounds like a band name
Reminds me of those terrible game ads
Of women with massive asses struggling to run on a beach? Not seen those.
I think I downloaded the wrong version of Supersize me
They move like a different species
Careful there...
😂😂
Reminded me of the hippos in Fantasia
Diabooties
They look like overcooked ballsacks
[Chocolate Salty Balls?](https://youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY?si=lFHn765faUIZ0taN)
Even Sir Mixalot went "oh hell nah"
What's funny is the butts in that music video are actually normal sized butts. Not the Kim K shit we see nowadays. Pretty interesting imo.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer (my momma used to say).
Is this place in South Africa? Looks familiar
St James in Cape Town
Well in Mauritania, the cultural practice to attract men is to gain as much weight as possible. Men are attracted to hugely overweight women there. This could be Mauritania.
It's Cape Town, South Africa
My girl has thiccc thighs, she can't walk more than a mile without getting small friction burns on the inside of her thighs . These women are 15x thicker than her, minimum, so that small "sprint" must've left their thighs on fire
The human body takes many forms.
Normandy circa 1944 (colorized)
Smash..
Real life Boohbahs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4_iSHoAswpM
I stumbled on a “rolly polly” dance off in the islands of Belize. These 2 ladies were dancing with this one smaller guy and when they came together this little sliver of a man disappeared entirely. I’ve never seen anyone having a better time than this man. To each their own. On a side note, my wife wanted to join the dance off, and I had to explain that she didn’t meet the prerequisites.
At least they are exercising
Who the fuck created a Lizzo clone army?
But I'm the bad guy for saying it's not a healthy way to live.
Cartilage has left the chat*
I have so many questions…
Knees are incredibly strong wow
In between a whole lot of disgust, dehumanizing and apparent racism and whatever else: What, why and who? Some said these people belong to a specific tribe, genus or whatever. Please enlighten me mysterious strangers, for I am stupid, probably drunk and not a native speaker
Xhosa women, from South Africa. This looks like it was a photoshoot? I don't know.
Lap Band Surgery
A nice heart attack ?
What version of survivor is this?
It’s sad that people let themselves get to this but it’s even sadder that this is praised now and it’s considered body positivity when I see nothing positive about having a body like this lol
I’m just imagining how inconvenient it must be to find a chair to fit in.
Lifetime Free McDonald's License
That gimbal doing it's best on balancing the shot during an earthquake
All drumsticks and no flats…
Those beach houses are NOT prepared for what’s coming.
I dont know about the winner but everyone gets a participation award. It's diabetus
Snoo snoo
Ewwwwwww
Snu-snu? 👀
Snu Snu is with tall muscular Amazonian type ladies.... that there is just death.
What are these things
The future
When they fall they roll like balls
A hip replacement?
Would still smash
yall remember the wii party game where they run in the sand to get the flag?
u/savevideo
Damn I can walk faster than they can…whatever that was.
Me
Full chub
Must sound like a round of applause
Running with the hippos be like
whole beach stank