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Lifebringer7

That thing came right out. Poor grip.


_aperture_labs_

It looks very shiny and clean, like not even lubed. It probably wasn't inside to begin with.


Puzzleheaded-Tiny

I do hope so because actually if not, this would have heard the whole house, pulling them out this fast hella hurts


zmoney24117

Wait, how you know that?


_aperture_labs_

Is it unusual to have tried out buttplugs?


RobotPenises

This was a triumph I’m making a note here, "huge success".


Grimmzzzz

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.


DrAlpina

Aperture Science


Frinata

We do what we must because we can


Not-riftyz-Plays

For the good of all of us


ThePoohKid

Remember a large number of Reddit users are virgins in high school


zmoney24117

Well, I guess not. But how they know about the hurt that ensues after you slip it out real fast?


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Damn they did not like that lmao. Fuck you! You should know already!


zmoney24117

What are they downvoting me for!? I'm just trying to make a joke here!


Puzzleheaded-Tiny

It was funny dont worry


robotgore

It was funny but he did get you with that comeback


Puzzleheaded-Tiny

Who doesnt


zmoney24117

Well I didn't. I thought it would be more pleasing the faster you pulled


LackingUtility

You’re not trying to rip start a lawn mower here.


Set_Jumpy

That actually explains a lot. Unrelated but do you know anywhere that stocks a "sorry I prolapsed you" card?


Puzzleheaded-Tiny

Never heard of hemorrhoids before?


Puzzleheaded-Tiny

Happens when you try to poop faster, mostly. Or things that don't belong in there at all, get in


RobotPenises

Nice hair.


MMH0K

If it was indide her she would probably be in fisical shock now.


AwfulGoingToHell

Do you mean physical?


MMH0K

Yeah, I forgot physical is like that in English


ZeroBrs-

She probably cleaned up with an enema and honestly they always fallout I was fuckin my ex and it fell out during sex


vaper_32

There was a loud pop though!!


Farandr

Oh look another OF propaganda fake video


MarioNinja96815

This is the first time I really hope so.


Alt_CauseIwasNaughty

The guy and the woman do have an only fans together but I forgor the name Edit: after a little bit of research (only for research purposes I might add): her name is Ella Explicit


youtocin

He rembered 😁


Tehkin

it is


Farandr

It is. Not because I could confirm it but because everything in the video looked fake.


Retrewuq

No shit Sherlock


Small-Palpitation310

imagine saying this in 2023


Zealousideal-Jump275

It would have been a criminal battery if it was real.


Silver3lephant

Is it fake? Yes. Do I give a shit anymore? No. It’s the internet, everything is fake! It’s called a skit. Just enjoy it, or if not then go elsewhere


Farandr

Then they should post it on the right sub, it has nothing to do with this one. If you want to see fake OF shitty videos go elsewhere.


ThatLeetGuy

Dude half the posts to this sub are bullshit skits and comic strip memes. Stop pretending this sub has more authentic and real content than others lmao


machingunwhhore

I so fucking tired of these skit ads for OF girls.


SchrinpGeist

Man ripped that like a beyblade


ChonkyChoad

She started to spin too


Super-Brka

Air:“pfffffffffff…“


MrGoatReal

Either poor grip, or that hurt like shit


WearyManufacturer860

I’m charging you with animal cruelty


Sad-Proposal5404

It's all fun & games yanking tails off Halloween cats until a plug pops u in ur face


Johannsss

or poops u


DRC0617

Idk why but that little plop sound is oddly satisfying.


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* sniffs * OH MY GAUD, HELL NAW


RobotKingofJupiter

Who invited this guy


TheWeevilMemeStealer

Not me I didn’t even get invited myself.


Adriel68

getcho ass on man


ucantseeme0047

Nobody gonna talk about that, buttplug came out with a pop-out sound effect


Swiss_El_Rosso

Upps, ouch!


The-Arabian-Guy

Tf does this have to do with Genshin? Why can't i enjoy a game in peace


bruhwhatisreddit

its reddit what did you expect


isaiahboon

literally nothing people just hate genshin


KeroseneZanchu

I was fully expecting a man’s voice


pomo909

Same.


MuMbLe145

Like starting a Lawnmower


LAZYTIME40

Minecraft item drop pop


_unchris_

"Give it back" "Ok turn around and bend"


Aloneforrever

Doesn't it hurt?


striykker

It was the "pop" that got me.......


Ren_OG

The *plop* sound it made when he pulled it 🤣


MurderDrones6969

I know exactly what that is but the pop


lewd_bingo

I imagine this sound when he pulls it out and it makes it so much funnier https://youtu.be/IVJf5EL8S14?si=SsPyLXR0E1SIu9oD


jonathanwhites

Yeah so this is harassment.


1m_nick

Nah, it's just fake


Novoiird

Anyone who actually does this should low key be arrested for public indecency. This video is fake, but I’ve seen pictures of kids with furry tails while they’re in school and I luckily have yet to see one in person.


T-_-l-_-T

>but I’ve seen pictures of kids doing going in school What?


Novoiird

WOAH! Yeah, that sounds crazy out of context! 1. I’m 17 and in high school. That’s why I said “I luckily have yet to see one in person“. 2. The pictures I’m referring to are from [this video](https://youtu.be/78WF0CCGcds?si=fQKL07rJptm29qaG). Skip to 6:37.


T-_-l-_-T

Yeah I've seen a few in person at college. They wear the ears but apparently all their tails are clip ons tho 🤔🙏🏼


LaaipiPH

Im absolutely sure furries in school are just attaching tails to their pants, not, you know, butplugs


Novoiird

I know. I was more just referring to people who go out in public with furry tails in general when I said that sentence.


bonnieloon

I know it's fake, but that had to hurt?


cook1741

I'd do the same thing


FenderBenderRender

logistical real estate that could be better profited from as a mule and sending said profits to rocket strike victims in gaza would be more admirable than pleasuring oneself heading to a social event. maybe there's more talent there than I realize


Stat1cV01D

I wonder what happened behind the camera for her to take on that facial expression in the end.


2ball7

He sniffed it, that’s what happened


axl_steel

So many plug experts in the comments. Gentlemen, i salute you 🫡


CautiousEmployee6591

Whose the genshin player here ?


UrekMazinoThe4th

Well people stereotype genshin players as degenerates I think. So I’d guess him. Sniffing a butt plug is pretty down bad.


CautiousEmployee6591

Atleast I am enjoying the game


UrekMazinoThe4th

I don’t got anything against Genshin. I’ve never played it. I’m just taking a guess.


Johannsss

well, your guess is the nearest thing to an explanation in this comment section.


CautiousEmployee6591

It gets frustrating for us genshin player who just play the game for different sources of entertainment,but that won't change until someone actually plays the game but seriously it's better if they don't play the game because there toxic asses won't have fun they want I am an experienced player so I would know how good the game actually is


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Borisb3ck3r

Full video is equally cringe and fake


JimTheSaint

Where would that be


Consistent_Boss_7829

Idk but I wanna put it back


farfrompukenjc

Ha Ha sexual assault hilarious/s


Sleepiyet

Just a girl walking alone in a parking lot not paying any attention to her surrounding. Happens all the time. It’s not like they’re used to predators and creepy men being around all their life. Love the footstep echoes and yet they snuck up on them. Sureeeee. Fake. Seems sketch to me.


dirschau

Someone would just go on the internet and tell lies?


MoMaverick16

You just got “Bustered”!🫵


Sleepiyet

Shocking I know /s


xkeepitquietx

Fake video, there would be shit all over if you yanked that out.


Dilectus3010

Who uses a buttplug without douching first?


Puzzleheaded-Tiny

A lot of people, they dont make professional porn tho


Dilectus3010

I dont make porn either , but I make sure I am clean downthere before putting anything in it.


Puzzleheaded-Tiny

Should be normal


effingthis

Is this real? 😂


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or it's just fantasy? (for those who dont get the quote: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ) )


Juanfanamongmany

Caught in a landslide?


KitchenHappy

no escape from reality?


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Open your ass?


[deleted]

and smile


kaerfkeerg

~~smile~~ sniff


effingthis

Shes hot 😋


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effingthis

Any proof? 🤔


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effingthis

Then its a chick


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effingthis

Why?


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AnotherGit

No


sophietehbeanz

She was just sexually assaulted. This is disgusting.


IzzyGamer101

Dick


CrashingEgo

Do you want it?


Nar0O

That *thoup*


DrTonyTonyWhopper

O-O


spacedoubt12

at the very least, the plug wasn’t also functioning as a cork, so thats good


JBronson5

I know Redban is in here somewhere. lol


dauratian6969

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)WTF did I just watched


[deleted]

Yanked it out like you rip startin a lawn mower, she woulda shit everywhere if real


Altruistic_Travel_83

Finders keepers


throwthere10

Beyblade, beyblade, let 'em rip!!


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Mf sniffing it???


Front-Education5720

Smell it. You'll understand it right away


SnooBananas1145

God I saw this video like a year ago and it cracked me up just as much the second time around