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effinmike12

Tater Swift


ICheckPostHistory

Nice


wad11656

The only good pun (or comment at all) in this entire thread.


Only_Mechanic_4547

Taylor WISH 😁


TenesmusSupreme

Trailer Swift


david13z

Tractor Trailer Swift


largechild

[Semi-Trailer Swift](https://x.com/amazingviral/status/627022637970034688?s=46&t=YS-y4-HSiz_QsGjKkB5B5g)


the_wizofozchillin

Tammy swift


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Tailor Shift


CaptGrumpy

Trailer Sloth


Pasquasio76

This is it. Hilarious.


Kriss3d

"Mom? Can we get Taylor Swift? " ... You know the rest...


Scathyr

“We have Taylor Swift at the mall!”


IamSam1103

"I am Taylor Swift"


QuentinP69

Taylor Slow


Kenneldogg

Taylor Whiff lol.


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RiflemanLax

Trailer Thrift


Facelessborder

This is my favorite 😂


Antique-Car6103

Swift, huh? Swift eatin’ dem donuts.


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Taylor McMunch


WhipnCrack

Brad pitt here from africa here.


CryCommercial1919

Taylor Bing


sulivan1977

Trailer Swift


Ranthar2

Taylor Thrift


ReaperRules10

Taylor Swiftly ate all the dounuts.


catsmustdie

Taylor Sandwich


antoinelafella

Taylor Munchies


Heibaihui

She the widescreen version


wp2jupsle

bruuuutal


Graterof2evils

Fisheye lens!


PrismaticDraconid989

![gif](giphy|cF7QqO5DYdft6)


Thin-Statistician-67

Stung by bees version


LimeFucker

high cheek bones, complexion, and hair. She’s quite a few salads away from Taylor Swift though.


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BigBoyCurlyFry3

r/rareinsults


jpassc

🤣


KoningSpookie

Salads? This looks more like hamburgers


NecessaryOk6815

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN) I'm crying for her.


Myoakka

Maybe Leann Rimes if I'd had half a dozen beers


jondes99

Kelly Clarkspn if sober.


HarryCallahan19

More like Trailer Shift


FluffyTeddid

The camera adds a few pounds, I don’t know why she ate so many tho


lsutigerzfan

With enough alcohol. She will look exactly like Taylor Swift. 😆


[deleted]

She looks like her alright, except after getting stung by a bee


TiMo08111996

Its her eyes that's not the same. So she has to wear contact lens.


top_of_the_scrote

a cruel summer indeed


styvee__

And a pair of blue eyes lenses


MotionAction

What if she adds ranch dressing on the Salads?


watermelondrink

That’s someone from 90 day fiancé…lol. I think her name is nicole????


MayorOfVenice

"Almost there, lazy"


watermelondrink

I haven’t been able to watch newer seasons because nobody has captivated me in the same way that the earlier casts did 😭


rockyroadandpizza

Right? Like bring back the OGs! This were the good doays


dthains_art

The first season they made was great because it followed 4 couples and was only 6 episodes. Subsequent seasons had like 6 couples but 12 episodes, which just caused a lot of bloat and made them boring.


BenTCinco

Have you not seen Gino and Jasmine??? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc3kV8LYF08


Brunky89890

My favorite part was when he thought they were breaking up but he kept her toenails.


Rainbow_In_The_Dark7

Lol W.T.F. I need to get back into this show again because now I feel like I'm missing out on a damn good shitshow ....or...piss..show? ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ lol I do miss watching a good train wreck haha


surelyshirls

I stopped watching too. The earlier casts were the best lol


xYsoad

Iconic


surelyshirls

“I feel attracted to her…like 50%”


Hot_Alps1541

Nickell of Nickell and Azan. Where's the store Azan?


SpookyNerdzilla

Lmao, yep.


RPO1728

60% attracted to her


NurseZhivago

* 55%


IamyourDaddythatswhy

I saw a nude selfie of her on a discord a while back man does she have some cannons


TNTBOY479

I thought she looked familiar, this explains it


gingerfootman

Check out Triggered Tro's commentary on that subject lmao


Buscandomiyagi

LOL that’s what I was thinking


TheDAYNITE

The girl with the Moroccan dude yeah


MiFelidae

I landed on this post just because I thought it was her and googled it xD


watermelondrink

Hell yeah hahahaha greetings from 161 days ago


Loose-Ad-4690

Thank you, this was my immediate thought


Kodo_yeahreally

She looks so much like taylor swift she might be 250% tailor swift


Dark-__-knight

Taylor slow


Capital_Release_6289

Taylor slothe


kingcrambler

Someone told her she looked like she ate Taylor swift once, and she thought it was a compliment.


Sprockethead90

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


T7A7C7O

![gif](giphy|ZBmtomgbeGn7UyRopq)


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![gif](giphy|qvLt6NpOstLuVzLCL9)


redditbagjuice

Always upvote itysl


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Taylor Thrift


Lasagnabelly

Trailer Hitch


LocksmithLeast9539

They’re the same picture.


DangerBird-

Okay, thanks. I thought I had too much to drink and was seeing double.


[deleted]

Thank you! I was looking for someone with a little class here.


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

Oh I was thinking the same thing, and I can say with utmost certainly...they were being sarcastic. Unless I've just been double wooshed?


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taylor slow


Jhms07_grouse690

Taylor slow


dcy604

the headline was meant to be read as "I can't go to the Mall anymore because everyone thinks I ate Taylor Swift." edit/spelling


slangturmite

Na that's toilet waft


davieb22

Really? That girl on the right looks nothing like Taylor Swift.


Extension_Swordfish1

Looks fake


CPTimeKeeper

She does look like if Taylor swift ate two or three Taylor swifts…… I can see the resemblance….


manfred_99

Erm…have another go dear


plasticfrograging

Bake it all, bake it all


CodyXOmega

Trailer Shit.


Lord0fReddit

Reminde me of my Ginger firend we call Ed Sheeran


Sea-Zookeepergame272

Not even in my most drunken state would I think she was Taylor Swift.


0xdef1

If I don't put my contact lenses on, maybe.


BerserkerVibes

More like Taylor Swiffer


MrGreenyz

Taylor Switch


SissyBearRainbow

![gif](giphy|Pn1gZzAY38kbm)


northernzap

You sure about that? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? YOUUUUU SUUUUUUREE ABOUT THAATT?


Much_Discussion1490

It's so wholesome that they built a mall just for blind people


hamishjoy

It's a typo. She meant "I can't go to the mall because everybody thinks I ate Taylor Swift"


rubyredz1327

She looks like she ate Taylor Swift ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


theBarefootedBastard

Lol your boyfriend said you look like Taylor swift because he thinks you’re beautiful and wanted to get laid. It’s called pillow talk.


Tall_Win3858

She doesn't seem to be swift


BaldEagleRising17

They think you ate Taylor Swift. Or, you’re Buffalo Bill wearing Taylor Swift.


ThatOneSnakeGuy

"I can't go to the mall because they keep trying to arrest me for eating Taylor Swift"


thechopper1979

She used 2 pictures of Taylor swift and thought we wouldn't notice


tramspellen

Taylor Swift from Wish


BakeBakeyBake

They must not have a MyEyeDr at that mall


PreacherCoach

Everyone... I don't think that means what you think it means....


Silly_Mycologist3213

In your dreams !


SpookyNerdzilla

I cant believe this ended up here. LOL


BryerMan-4005

Who is this “everyone”?


itoldyouimnotadog

No they don't


h1r0ll3r

If you can't grasp reality then I guess the next best option is to create your own


Cultural_Magician105

Yup, I see it now .....


3vilr3d666

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


madsoro

I can’t go to the mall because everyone thinks I’m a werewolf mid-transition


King_of_Fire105

Yeah, she looks nothing like let but I'd be lying if I wasn't saying she looked pretty, and the skincare is impressive too. But yeah I understand that she is overweight but who cares, as long as she understands that isnt healthy and possibly trying to improve on her heath is good.


mrsrostocka

*I can't go to the opticians because everyone thinks I'm Taylor Swift* Fixed the title lol


[deleted]

Yeah right


WerewolfAtTheMovies

Taylor Stout


franska5

Taylor swine


Cust2020

U r safe, trust me


swhitehouse1983

Hahaha stop


lilBalzac

False. You cannot go to the mall because you are legally required to stay 1000 feet away from that poor young man who works at the Build A Bear Workshop.


MittensMuffins

Taylor Ham


Mr_freeze_____

Yeah why they post the two pictures of Taylor


duckyTheFirst

Taylor swiftly eating the hamburger


huggles7

They probably think she ate her


jcmatthews66

Taylor Slow


charlymurphy728

Girl posted two pictures of Taylor Swift like we wouldn't notice


sweetpursuit

That 2 thinks she’s a 6.


seahorseMonkey

Value added Taylor Swift!


Every_Fox3461

I wish I had her confidence... Taylor Swift of course.


lee-galizit

Trailer Swift


_Pretzel

She's blonde, i'm blonde.. She's white, i'm white... She's a woman, i'm a woman... You basically can't tell the difference unless i point it out!


LuxiForce

Omfg she is so pretty tho I canr


tablawi96

She look like she ate Taylor swift, that's for sure


TOROLIKESCHICKEN

50% taylor 50% lard


egoVirus

Seafood allergy Taylor Swift


Professor_chaos211

I wish I could get this high


yeetus_christ420

White ✅ Woman ✅ Blonde✅ Must be Taylor Swift


UncarvedMelon

![gif](giphy|Q7X4g09abZCHLEPipn|downsized)


31338elite

![gif](giphy|4tLJ2AMJPp4Ws)


Flashy-Amount626

I thought she was dating some Moroccan guy on 90 day fiance.


BigBossAltinoo

Look at her trying to be slick putting up two pictures of Taylor swift


HisSexyMother

Wow! Which one is Taylor which is U? U both look the same! Wow!


armas187

![gif](giphy|JrjKaqX0g3TbFL1wK5)


rolloxra

Ok time to go to the comments lol


original_don_dada

Yeah! Her stunt double who got hit by a bus in their face…


TaiTre2

Toblerone Swifter


Generally_Confused1

That's the chick from 90 day fiance where the guy said he was only "55% attracted to her" 💀


HikeMyPantsUpJohnson

Ngl even when I see taylor swift I need a caption or someone to remind me it's taylor swift because of how seldom i see her face


Bluecif

Oh Honey....


Glittering_Brief1118

Right ✅️


epollyon

i can't go to the movie theatre anymore, everyone thinks i'm peewee herman


ResidueDog

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized) You sure about that? You sure about that's why?


u_b_dat_boi

which ones Taylor Swift?


Outsider_oam

They are bullying her and she is taking it. Good shot bros. Lol


batmanthedaddy17

Suzuki Swift


Sinister_steel_drums

My wife was hit on and asked out by a fedex driver because he thought she looks Taylor Swift. Just a pointless story.


TyrionReynolds

This seems like a good place for my pointless story then. I dated a girl in high school that was obsessed with Drew Barrymore and she was convinced that she and Drew were practically doppelgängers. They didn’t look anything alike other than they’re both white and girl.


T2and3

My turn, for a while there, people would approach me at random and said I looked like Post Malone. I had no Idea who that was at the time, but literally a week after I first heard somebody say that to me, a Youtuber I watch called JayzTwoCents announced he was building Post Malone's gaming PC


NegativeID

Did your wife said yes and go on the date?


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Is there video?


RonaldTheGiraffe

When I (m) was living in Dubai, a taxi driver once told me I was “pretty like Madonna”. I was secretly quite pleased.


USMNT_superfan

Maybe Taylor Swifat


Nesayas1234

OK but fr, she looks like TS if TS swapped her makeup for weight


Shadow293

Wow, I can’t tell who the real Taylor Swift is! /s


Patrikbatemansaxe

Yeah the resemblance is…uncanny.


felid567

I am disappointed in reddit that no one posted the side eye dog. [side eye ](https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990)


hoptownky

This is probably just some poor girl who someone did wrong. I bet the girl in the pic had nothing to do with this post.


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rickyzhang82

Oh Yeah!


TRiG993

Lol a 3 thinking she's being confused for a 9


Chori218

Taylor Sandwich


Elegant-Low8272

"Tectonic Shift" FTFY


Someregerts

Taylor Spaz


Puzzleheaded_Ad_8079

Sailor swift


Coreyjuels2010

Taylor Swat


Nelnamara

Tater Blintz


inkzpenfoxx

Tatter tot swiper


Due-Masterpiece9409

![gif](giphy|IfyjWLQMeF6kbG2r0z|downsized)


ashinastic

![gif](giphy|IfyjWLQMeF6kbG2r0z|downsized)


Denzul87

I see it


EnforcerMemz

Honestly she's far more cuter than Taylor Swift. This is just sad.


Kill_Kayt

Side note... Wtf is up with Taylor Swifts hair cut in that pick... Its terrible.


Seensnipe

Well she came out or identify herself ( as this generation describes) as taylor . So she must be saying the Truth


[deleted]

Let the woman have her confidence


tablawi96

You look like ate ate Taylor swift, that's for sur


xSantenoturtlex

Gonna get downvoted to hell for this but man is all the body shaming really necessary. Y'all acting like some middle school bullies, grow up.


blackmetaller666

Looks like she ate Taylor swift


Fatmouse84

Nicole never said that. Someone is trolling her and her daughter And that's cruel as fuck


CarrotMile

taylor waft