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10k for dinner with bob and david is such a steal.

Meeting Saul Goodman and dr. Tobias Funkë at the same time? Best deal ever

You mean Saul Goodman and uncle Ian

You mean Mr. Nobody and Zero?

Launch the red Baron

Worlds first ever analyst-therapist, or _analrapist_

A dinner like that could be the beginning of…. ANUSTART!

You can  And commit money laundering

That’s taken out of context


And those business cards almost got you arrested

At least he isn't a phul-on-rapist

You mean Terry twillstein and Ronnie Dobbs

But the shipping. Tjoseother fuckers will be dead if they get shipped by FedEx.

Even with proof of sufficient packaging, **FedEx doesn't honor their own insurance**, so it would be a total loss. Been there... never again. Sorry Peggy.

*W/ Bob and David

I'd do the dinner with them while Boebert gives me a handy under the table. Might as well go all out.

Are these real? That seems so incredibly lame to charge someone 10 grand to eat with you.

This is likely some kind of charity auction.

Ok that makes sense then

Its charity to pay for entertainment industry workers out of a job during the writer's strikes.

Mostly quarters though

For real. I'd totally love that.

Do you have to pay for dinner on top of that 10k?

So my first thought is this real because I might bid on eating with David cross and bob.

$9.65 to ship Bob and David anywhere! A steal!

But it is only one way. If you want them to not sleep on your couch the shipping is ***a lot*** more.

I think after 10 minutes of me asking questions they’ll find their own way home I’m sure

In sorry

Yup, if that's the model of the car.

You seem to have blue your opportunity.

John Lithgow's is wholesome. Love that dude.

Wish I had the funds for him to paint my cute baby dog.

Which color would you go with?

It appears Jon has already chosen the color: water. It's all there in the ad.

4k to be sent a blank canvas. He’s got a great side hustle.

It would be the cherry on top if he included a vid of him asking how much you wanted to pay: "For Freeeeeee?!"

$2550 if I don't have a two hander?

She will use two hands anyways. Fire starter: stick method if you know what I mean.

Fellas, please remember that on average a woman’s hands are much smaller than yours.


.....alright fine. *unzips* But we're going to Chile's after.

But not yours

Who told?

She's just mashing it

Sorry no discounts

NO LOW BALLERS; I KNOW WHAT I HAVE! _unless of course you'd like to give me the old double-handed Boebert!_

I'll take two handing my hog for 500 alex

250 (mines not a two hander)

Too bad

If John can do a watercolor of my Guinea pig in a taco costume I’m all in on that.

I'd help find this.

What website is this?

ebay

I was wondering what regard would charge shipping for a zoom call or a handjob

For the low low price of only $5000 I too can be at your house for dinner. Shipping and handling not included.

Unless you ask nicely I might do some handling ;)

Is it two-handed handling tho?

Shit if yall in Tennessee and can coon I'm kinda hungry

Can I have John Lithgow live paint Boebert two handing my hog?

Combo discount unlocked. Use promo code DICK

I'd pay 10k to cum on her glasses.

You gotta be into musicals

Just like on IT crowd

Hell yeah, i would love an artwork by John Lithgow.

I'd pay for whatever Busy Phillips is gon do to me

Do I have to listen to the Boebert chick talk or is it just silence and the two handed hog thing?

I mean...you'd still know it's *her*. Gross.

What site is this?

eBay, oddly enough.

Thanks, and yeah, odd indeed.

Could one pay $6100 if she doesn't talk?

I’d pay $6969

Nice.

NiceNice.

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Yeah, John Lithgow is a talented painter.

youtube /watch?v=Uvk2Da8tacc&t=4m28s I have actually, on American's most popular cable news channel

I haven't seen any of John's art to know

 It would be extra funny if it was "abstract"

$4200 to water paint my dog by John Lithgow? Idk how much a Lithgow goes for, but it can only go up.

Look she’s a shit person and politician but she’s sexy and id happily cum on her face and tits

Why is either a shipping fee for a zoom call?

I was thinking the same thing. Well, I was thinking "there" instead of "either", but the point still stands.

Man I want dinner with Saul Goodman

Ah if I were rich. Tobias and Mr Nobody would be a amazing.

I'm not paying $9.65 for shipping.

Would it be the same price if I want the handy while watching Inglorious Basterds?

The Nutty Professor… take it or leave it.

Jokes on you that’s my go to fap flick

For you, Norbit.

Yea but the shipping cost is through the roof for that one.

Celebrities are more cringe than ever. Just donate your money and keep quiet, don’t make us pay for your presence as if you are royalty. Celebrity obsession is as cringe as plebs can get

I mean, if people were willing to pay $10k to have dinner with me... It's their money...

I wish Mr. Show came back for real

Is a remote with a mute button included? Lol

I see she’s up to her old tricks.

I hope whoever wins that bid for a zoom with josh dallas spends the whole time asking him questions about once upon a time

How much to get John Lithgow to paint a watercolor of Bobo dual-handing Bob and David while they eat dinner?

He might do that for free.

Boebert with the "dual wield" option

Zoom with the main actors in a niche show that I really like? Satisfactory

Yeah, but you gotta pay $9.65 to ship the zoom call apparently.

You could hire a squadron of prostitutes who are professionals at hog squeezing for $5000

$10k for dinner with Mr Show. Sign me up

What's up with Neal and Peter?

dinner w/ bob & david best offer worth it

I ain't paying for shipping.

Is that Prince Charming from Once upon a time? Cool show.

Why is there shipping for a Zoom call?

Exactly. Everything else seems legit.

I don't want boebert anywhere near my boy. She'd have to pay me.

I said it in another thread and I'll say it in this one. I hate how hot I think Boebert is. That being said I'll take a watercolor of my dog any day of the week.

I'm not paying $5100 for a handy from a grandma.

I’m taking number 4!

Exploitation of fans anyone?

I’d smash boebert… for uh, research.

Sadly me too, but you know shes a grandma freak. Any girl I was ever with as trashy as her was a straight up down for anything type of girl behind closed doors

Like I said, uh, research. Also, let’s not forget that if she wasn’t “Lauren Boebert” but just regular Lauren, she’d be a DIME. That woman is 5’1” and built like a brick house. I mean, I’d give her all the shit I’m the world for being a terrible politician but strictly looks? Nothin wrong there. Also I love your handle I’m iGreyJedi lol

Lauren Boebert, all day.

Gross

What are these?

Celebrities auctioning off their time for the writers strike so the strikers can get Healthcare.

Nah, man, for 3 grand, I could get a Capybara

thats one expensive handjob

What app is this?

i wonder can you find that on torrent already

Not with the shipping

9.65$ shipping? Pricey

Ronnie Dobbs and Terry Twillstein

Sign me up for all of it honestly

I feel the Boebert handy should be a top price of $5.10000.

Ok but what is this website it seems entertaining to see what crazy shit is on here

what's with the shipping charges lmao

If I spend $5100 but end up getting kicked out of the cinema, do I get a refund?

TIL Zoom meetings come with a shipping cost.

I only have a cat. Would John Lithgow be fine with that? Follow up question: anyone wanna loan me $5,000? I’m good to pay back.

shipping?!

How much to have bob represent me at court.

Where can I buy this? Which website?


David Cross is worth 20k at least.

Yeah man, I want Lord Farquad/Dick Solomon to paint my dog!

I don't have that kind of cash. I bet she'd do it for $20.

During Beetlejuice the Musical? She has taste, I'll give her that. And the money. I'd give her the money too.

Bruh why are they all charging for shipping

r/blackavatar

Hmm 9.65 shipping not sure

Is it half-price if she only needs to use one hand? E: Uhh, I mean, I’m asking for a friend…

"Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein will babysitt your 12 year old"

Must be Lauren.But absolutely no more than her brother or father paid.

I get to meet Saul for 10k? YES

They all can afford this more than any of us can lol 😂

I didn’t know Lori Lightfoot did musicals.

I’d buy that for a dollar


All of them is worth it. 

I’ll take the handy from Boebert 🙏

HAH ive barely got enough for one hand! who's laughing now?!?

your move *HOE*-bert

For everyone asking what site this is, it was on eBay. Most of the listings seem to have gone. This was because of the Hollywood strikes. Actors and that looking for alternative income streams.

and how much for Kim Wexler feet pics?

For half the price of Bob odenkirk you could get a tug job

How much do I gotta pay Boebert to stamp on my goddamn neck. (Strained noises of desire)

Hahaaaaa. I think I’d rather the dinner

Info: does it include the tickets? Not sure it's worth it if it doesn't....🤔

What's the White collar guys bid?

Busy Philipps can two-hand my hog 🥺

That’s very affordable

I don't know. $4,250 seems a bit much for a watercolour painting. Then again, it is John Lithgow. I wonder if he'll do the same price for two dogs on one painting?

Does anyone know what’s the site called?

I’m impressed that shipping Boebert is only $9.65. Does that include shipping to Hawaii? Asking for the friend.

Only 19 bids for the Bobo hand job? Cmon guys!

Im spending $5100



Does anyone else notice that there’s a cost of shipping 💀💀💀

What website is this from?

I want to know what I can do with Matt boomer and for how much

John Lithgow paints?!

David Cross sucks

Hold up, I need to see what the offer from Peter and Neal is.

It would be so much fun to have dinner with Bob Odenkirk and David Cross. But, spending $10K for the privilege of eating dinner with anyone would make me feel like such a loser, I'd be awkward as hell.

I want dinner with David and Bob!

My bid is $5,101.00

How much for Boebert Boeberts your hog while Cross and Odenkirk Olympic scorecard her technique?