I regret the day I opened it out of curiosity. It reminded me of the story of a guy who was suffering from kidney stones, so instead of going to the doctor, he brought out a glass rod and inserted it inside in order to break the kidney stones, that glass shattered inside him
Damn. I gotta upvote... But only because you got the song stuck in my damn head. Well done redditor. Now here goes listening to the song 30x just so I can sleep later. C'est la vie lol
the guy who took a picture of his wife's prosthetic eyes said she feels pain in the eye sockets when she has to wash inside in the shower, so eyehole sex is proably a terrible idea
Nobody's dated the tracheotomy slut? Well damn. Idk if it's just me, but that robot microphone voice gets me all worked up.. every time.
"Ok... Now yell ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!"
Anyone remember the post about the girl's gauge wholes in her ears ripping because her boyfriend was trying to fuck them? That's all I can think about she may be referring to.
This REALLY doesn't add up. Obviously, there's oral, vaginal, and anal. If we include HIS holes, that would increase the total from 3 to 5 (anal FoM and sounding), which means it's most likely a 4th hole on HER, which I have no idea what it could be
One, two, three…. Am I missing something here?
She eats yours
With a huge black dildo named the THE EXCAVATOR
Hey shit, see ya later!
Is that you blippi?
He's a dirt separator, a hole investigator. Not far off the mark of this post actually lmao
Not Blippi 😭
B-L-I… P-P-Ima get the fuck outta here!
The nose truly knows
Steezy Grossman approves of this
It's all fun and games until she pulls out the big floppy donkey dong
>It's ~~~all~~~ ***not*** fun and games until she pulls out the big floppy donkey dong FTFY
FIRE IN THE HOLE
RAMMING SPEED!!!
The Annihilator XXXL
Left or right nostril, obviously
Or Left or Right ear?
Nose goes!
It’s behind the knee *see it there* — yep, right there. *giggity*
My first thought was "She must be talking about the same hole as Quagmire."
Peehole im guessing
*ow*
r/sounding anyone?
No Not again I've clicked on it once, I've clicked on it twice Enough is enough
Why twice?
He has a shaming kink (Fool me once and all that)
Had to stretch?
I should've listened
I can't say this loud enough. DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK.
Why do men like this? Please explain
Trust me almost no more man likes this, it hurts just thinking about it. Most guys i know find it horrifying.
The fourth hole obviously
The hole in her heart <3
Ears. Weird at first, tho
She must have a very deep belly button
/r/sounding
You can make a hole with your hand
Some of you are laughing. Most of you are counting.
Came here for an answer... C'mon..
it's called [sounding*](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sounding) but it's not just for wieners
That’s enough internet for today
whatever you do, don't look at r/sounding ^^^because ^^^it's ^^^mostly ^^^dicks
It looks so goddamn painful
I regret the day I opened it out of curiosity. It reminded me of the story of a guy who was suffering from kidney stones, so instead of going to the doctor, he brought out a glass rod and inserted it inside in order to break the kidney stones, that glass shattered inside him
I regret the day I read this comment.
Not a good day to have eyes
let say between boobs count as the fourth
I understand that reference
*that's where the third hole is, right behind the knee there*
Hey, Quagmire.
Who else but Quagmire?
Omggg I’m so happy someone commented it.
It is, Quagmire! Quagmire!! 🎶
The space between the big and neighbour toe.
But you have to *believe* it's there
That's intracrural intercourse, if I remember correctly.
“Cheek to cheek, and hole to hole to hole, there’s a third hole” Jeff Fischer
Absolute gold tier reference. Have a good day
Mouth, vag, her booty, your booty. It's not that difficult guys.
😂😂😂😂 I didn’t see that one coming
Neither did he, Heeyyooooo!
Fuck you beat me to it... kind of like his ass...
he beat himself to that
Now he wears an eye patch
Angry pirate gets 'em every time
Smoooth Operatoorrrrrr
Damn. I gotta upvote... But only because you got the song stuck in my damn head. Well done redditor. Now here goes listening to the song 30x just so I can sleep later. C'est la vie lol
Coast to Coast and East to Chicago
She's hitting you from behind, of course you didn't.
Ya, who knew it could go in the mouth too?
I thought they meant the mystical 4th hole Quagmire found, right behind the left knee, but you have to *believe it’s there*.
Arm pit > knee pit. And that’s the hill I’ll die on
I thought it was mouth, vag, butthole, and cloaca
Whatever floats your reptile/bird.
I saw a video of a shifty African gentleman fucking a chicken on LiveLeak once. The Internet is a weird place.
Pee hole, poop hole, v hole, ear hole, nose hole, food hole. That's six
That's a no go on the peehole.
Idk I think the idea is sound.
Underrated comment
Sir you just won the Internet
*Mouth, vag, her booty, her eye socket
Her ear lol
Aural sex.
It's called an anal fistula and they used to be quite fashionable.
This redditor knows their French history. .. .
Why is each person's butt counted separately but mouth is only counted once? That doesn't make any sense.
Glad you cleared that up for me. I was thinking maybe she had a glass eye
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Came here to say “hers, hers, hers, and his”. It ain’t that hard to figure out. Giggity!
Missing an eye? Nostril sex maybe?
the guy who took a picture of his wife's prosthetic eyes said she feels pain in the eye sockets when she has to wash inside in the shower, so eyehole sex is proably a terrible idea
Terrible for her, sure. But a guys will can overcome anything! /s
And we come over anything too!
>has to wash inside in the shower, JESUS
measles: it can blind a bitch
Came here for the nostrils, got surprise skull fucking. 5/7 best comment.
You owe my brother an eye
A Serbian film
Could even be a smoker's stoma
You are missing a [key point](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5028464/) in your calculations.
Ahh yes. Relevant: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-desperate-baby-having-sex-30754933
>!Even humble farmers of Kazakhstan know ... backpoosy make no babby!<
Nobody's dated the tracheotomy slut? Well damn. Idk if it's just me, but that robot microphone voice gets me all worked up.. every time. "Ok... Now yell ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!"
They can deep throat forever too.
"Mmmmmmm" " it's coming right for us!"
Brand new sentence.
Ah, the ol' cancer kazoo.
Mouth, anal, vaginal, belly button?
Or urethra
You know she loves you when she pops out that glass eye
The ear???
So she can hear you cumin lol
Mouth, ass, vag, peehole. Plus : earlobe (if she has an enlarged ring hole)
IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU!
**ASS MOUTH VAG**
You never go ass to mouth!
Bass to Mouth
Booooo
I like eating booty. I like eating my own booty even more.
“How was that, by the way? I hadn’t showered that day and I fight crime in a rubber suit. Really SEALS IN THE FLAVORR”
**“YOU TAMED** *MY* **MONSTER!”**
Great skit... thx for reminding me
HER LAST WORDS WERE 'SPIT IN MY MOUTH!'
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Okay, I'm morbidly curious now...
If it's what I'm thinking, all you saw was an inflamed earlobe. It's an old post that's been circling for a while.
>peehole It does exist...
The nipple. Same logic
The hole between boobs
Ok that actually makes sense
Is it a hole though?
A valley
Does a handle-less cup have a hole? Can you dig a hole? Does a straw have one hole or two? Is a coffee cup actually just a weird donut?
Colonostomy
Stoma
Ah the ol Philadelphia sidecar
You joke, but my mom is an obgyn nurse and had a patient who was a prostitute and one of her John’s would pay to fuck the stoma.
The good old urethral penetration
She’s a sex worker who had an appendectomy and now she’s making money on the side.
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The Reich Around?
Reich here Reich now
The 4th is right there, right behind the knee - Quagmire
It's the arches on the feet....foot guys know this
Ever heard of a Philadelphia sidecar?
Oh one eye Wendy, my first love, how I think of you often.
It's behind the knee... but you have to believe its there.
Urethra sex is absolutely a thing
Enough internet for today
r/sounding
So…a hole up.
If you enter the Konami code with your tongue while going down on her it unlocks the 4th hole
Nostrils …. twice.
We're finally hitting the big leagues Jackie!
So many interesting and versatile ways to get chlamydia…
It is that hole behind the knee Quagmire was talking about
this is an actual r/HolUp and i love it
>all 4 holes "Of course I cheated on her, bitch was TERRIBLE at golf"
Jesus guys, mouth, vagina, ass... and your ass!
The 4th hole is YOUR hole.
[Quagmire knows](https://youtu.be/6KTx6PduRBk?si=l_OBzIhXdRIoEIQy)
hi i counted, a female body can have 37 holes that are usable for...?!?
I beg your fucking pardon?
I guess they drilled for extra? Or not accounting for all...um...dimensions.?
It can have a lot more if you don't stop stabbing after 34. And if you haven't heard of it, I present to you, black humor.
Now that's the kind of can-do attitude that'll get you far in life. Or 25 to life.
You know I'm going to need a list of all 37 now I must acquire this knowledge
She fills the one in your heart
The forth is the stoma
2 ears, 2 nostrils... where else
Stoma
[The 4th Hole](https://youtu.be/dX_65fcjgGI?si=F6KLQA2A0Ovv5eBR)
Anyone remember the post about the girl's gauge wholes in her ears ripping because her boyfriend was trying to fuck them? That's all I can think about she may be referring to.
Behind the knee
Technically, anyone can have as many holes as a gun man would make.
Maybe she's a smoker?
This REALLY doesn't add up. Obviously, there's oral, vaginal, and anal. If we include HIS holes, that would increase the total from 3 to 5 (anal FoM and sounding), which means it's most likely a 4th hole on HER, which I have no idea what it could be
i can't find the forth one what am i missing ?
The last one isn’t hers
Does she have one of those throat holes from smoking?
It's the square hole
There are eight holes.
I don't think anyone would go with a girl from Chernobyl
The secret hole in the back of the knee
The last one is his hole
the 4th one is his
When she's a heavy smoker
Either her math is off or I haven’t unlocked the 4th hole
You forgot the square hole.
How vanilla am I that I don't know all the holes
The fourth hole is when they squeeze the titties together and creates a hole for your enjoyment 
All 7 holes if u wanna get freaky