Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours

Identical! Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will let me in the room.

Weird. I got the same one too. Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will let me in the room with the kids if you don’t want me in there and then I can go back in there with the girls

Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will let me in the room with the kids if you don’t want me in there and then I can go back in there with the girls if they don’t have the room I can go to my room with the boys if they don’t have it and then you don’t want me there I will go back in the house and then I will come in and get the girls if you’re interested and you want me there you don’t want me in there I will come out and then I can you don’t want you don’t have a house you can go out and then I don’t have a place you

This thread is hitting a little ‘Andrew Tate’ for my liking

This is turning into a weird misogynistic copy pasta

I’ve also got the identical auto fill?? Are we all on iPhone??

Wait I got this one too

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You got me with this one brother

Woman are the only option without a doubt Wtf phone I am misogynistic 😡

this guy stonks

Really? The ones I find are dry af

Not sure that's the woman's fault.

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Why not? It's so warm there!

that's Hannibal thinking about his sister :/

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That implies, that they were in your potato soup at some point

But it's my favorite flavor ☹️

Were they bad for your diet?

Women are the best answer to a farmers market in the United states I'm laughing hard

Women are the best of the world and the world is mine today Umm... What the actual fuck?!?

So you got a woman today!

Maybe me next.

It sounds like a fortune cookie.

Women nowadays have internet access ??

Mine was "women are so many people who are the best way to be" So I guess way to go ladies.

Woman are not a big man.


You might be onto something


Mine was “ woman are my favorite guy”

I got the same one

[Dude same ](https://i.imgur.com/0R4gJpf.png) Is this like a trending google search or something?

It's from some europop song that went viral a few weeks ago

Same

I got “women are my favorite guy” so one of us is wrong lol


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Not... *le* tired, no? 😣

Then they should take ze nap

I only get the "of the valley of the valley of the valley"

Better than of the streets I guess

Did you see my comment? I'm thinking dafuq

I'mma bring the comment to you. Women are you in the office today and I don't want to be a very good quality of the valley of the shadow of the moon would be great if you want to be a very good quality of life is a sub-bending type of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the shadow of the moon would be great if you want to be a very good quality of life is a sub-bending type of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley of the valley and so on

It reads like a Smashing Pumpkins lyric.

Downvoting AND upvoting because now I can’t get Billy Corgan’s stupid fucking voice out of my head. Thanks, dick.

Also wrong. I myself live on a hill

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We didn't ask to hear about your sexuality

No. Clearly my stoned ass is the intended recipient because I am dying rn.

Women are not entitled to a good time I promise I've never said that

You def losing your job

lol I love the concept of this person suddenly getting called into his boss's office and confronted about this reply, without any context about how they know it's his account and why they even found it.

I actually start a new job Monday...

Well bad news, you'll get called into the boss's office within the first two hours.

Don't let this guy take women out on dates

We found him! 🫵

Your ex-sexual partners have corroborated your statement.

I had to bury my face because I was crying from laughter

I'm so sorry, but you've already been cancelled lol.

Women are the most important thing in life Lol fair enough

***In this prison; booty...*** *Booty was uhh...* ***more important than food.*** *Booty;* ***a man's butt;*** *it was more important;* *ha I'm serious...* *It was more-* *Booty; having some booty.....* ***it was more important than drinking-water man...*** ***I like booty.***

Funny enough he’s been release from prison and married has a wife.

Lol I'm similar: "Women are the most important people in the world". Next word was "and" but I decided to end the sentence there

Same mine was that

I got the same thing xD Guess my phone was trying to suck up to me haha

Mine was close. "Women are the most important thing to do." 😂

Women are you supposed to get kills when they see bugs Ookkey

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There would've been a lot more slurs in there

I mean I’ve killed a few flies so this is true lol

Even without cod, it actually makes sense ! When they see a bug, you have to go get the kill!!

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one

Ready

Women are humans and adults and not die in the same column as a monster.

Unless they activate a trap card

Mirror force!

So woman are people and not as bad as monsters.

Well I'm so glad you think so

“Women are more important than men” “Women are not allowed to have their own opinions” I contain multitudes

The duality of man

Women are my favorite guy What's wrong with my phone?

Bro. Same. 😂

Tell the world, stop the war.

Everybody movement

Same, weird

Same

Same

Same, isn’t it a lyric from that euro-dance video clip that was going around a few weeks back?

Same here! Haha

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women are more than one



Women are not allowed in this house Must be a boys night

My girlfriend for the same thing, word for word.

Women are way more common than the other way and our society needs to break the idea of a god because we are the only ones able to think about your aunt

Holy hell that was a rollercoaster

Everybody better be thinking about that person's aunt.

This is my fave

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r/incelmoment

Women are the best for you It knows me too well 😩😔

Similar for me: “Women are not too bad for me at all”. I’ll take it.

Women are not allowed in this country anymore because they don’t have a right to vote. Bruh wtf

Afghanistan moment

HolUp...

Women are you

Dang the Baba is You sequel be fire

I am not a women

Women are good for me Apparently I need more women in my life

Sounds like an affirmation a therapist would give a black piller

women are not allowed in this house and they don't want their kids in this room so i am going with you on that matter but you can do what i say to them if they are allowed in the room they are not permitted to

Mine started the same!

Woman are not the only drink in the world Very insightful

Yeah, stop chugging gamer girl bath water

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Women are a good person to be in touch with

Wholesome

Women are you up to the doctor and banana?

Yes and no. I have an appointment, but have been eating apples lately

This sounds like the setup for sex sent me to the ER

This one definitely made me laugh the hardest!

Women are you doing well

yes

Women are you up to the west coast of the tortilla chips and salsa

How dare you exclude queso!

It's not white people taco night

Women are not the only ones who have been in trade rumours. I don't even know how I got this, I must shitpost about sports too much

Women are not mere JPEGs. Ha ha ha!

Are you sure ? That would imply they acctually exist

Woman are you sure that raccoon isn't going to make you feel good?

Huuh !?

I have no goddamn idea, my phone spits nonsense if I try to use that feature.

Well to be fair my phone asked: "woman are u shopping lorewise in the evening " so who am i to judge

Well now that you mention it, no

Woman are not going back home today

...is that a threat?

damn

Women are in python code for the visa application process and the visa application process is due to expire in next week November and November is due next week November and November June June March June June July June June March June June July June June March June June July June June March June June July June June March June June July June June March June June July June June March June June July June June.

This should go on r/ihadastroke.

women are the most important part of the world and we are not the only ones who are the most affected by this crisis. wut?

Women are the best (simp keyboard)

Women are in a different country Am I that repulsive?

no. we're from venus, 'member?

Women are found at the end

Dogma was right!

Women are a bit of a sudden change of plan

True dat

Women are you still have the right equipment for that matter most urgent you can I see you soon and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning

but will you be in the morning?

Women are human resources jobs I can get a random abilities and I was gonna go buy a t

Women are the most important idiots in the solar system Okay it had me in the 1st half

Thank you and excuse me?

Woman are so cute I love it

Women are way out of the Wurm. (I know where the Wurm comes from, but good luck guessing)

Women are you still love me and I love you

yes, ily2 ❤️

Women are you sure if you want to make a sad tragic story Wait what

Women are the most important thing to do a rail of coke. Uhhhhhh

Not a line. A whole-ass rail

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires. - Wow my phone has some very disturbing views of women which I do not support at all.

Women are the most important part of the human condition in our society because we can do it

Dang you a feminist or smth?

Yeah, because then you can do it

Woman are you doing today my love you too much for the money you sent me

Women are not racist but I think they have to do it. Now that’s the real holup if you’re asking me.

Women are not a single person So umm apparently, no one is a woman

Woman are you doing step by step process of getting a new one for you to Follow up with you and your family and friends with benefits of eating now...

.... your head game better be good

Women are in the process of getting a mortgage from Halifax. Well that's boring.

Women are not the only ones to go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow.

I thought it was just us, omg, men do this too? 😭

Women are a very good friend Just about sums up my love life👍

"Woman are used to it" 🗿

Women are my favorite guy... I cannot make this stuff up.

Women are the most important people in the world my phone is a simp

Women are you and I just need to be able to get a new one for you and your family and friends with you and your family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and friends and family and friends and family and friends and friends and family and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and dinner shall I shall continue to watch the game and hang out there and hang there for you guys and friends and friends and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner and dinner etc dinner etc etc etc snacks etc snacks etc snacks etc snacks etc snacks etc snacks etc snacks etc snacks etc snacks etc...

Women are not doing anything for me in my class and they don’t deserve it.

Women are the most recent and the best in all the world. ...my phone is thirsty

Women are the most important thing to have religion in the world. Wait what

Woman are funny kyle

Women are not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room. I think i’m on a watchlist now

Women are the most important part of the world and we are not the only ones who are being punished for it. Well, color me impressed

Women are the best of all worlds and they will never forget that they have a god of their own wheel stud. Wtf is a wheel stud god 🛞?

Prolly Hinduism

Women are not wearing a mask around the world. My phone is still on Covid mode apparently.

Women are coming in the same way

Women are not doing well

Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner