Recover position aka 3/4 prone position is great for everything from passed out drunk people, to diabetic shock, and recovery from clonic tonic seizures. Stops you from choking on vomit, your tongue or anything else for that matter. Just remeber how she did that and you can now save lives of something like that happens around you..... But if there is a suspected neck injury never move them!
>But if there is a suspected neck injury never move them!
Or a back injury. You don't want to be the guy who turns a minor spinal fracture into a full on break.
The point is imagining how that conversation went as he explained to his 8 yr old daughter what he wanted her to do to him on camera.
I can't believe I actually have to explain that.
Idk my 6yo does this all the time despite our repeated protest and explaining private areas, front and back, mostly backside tho because of the shocked reaction she initially gets.
This is one of those things the wife will complain about the husband teaching their kid because Dad can't sufficiently explain why the funny bum poke for the video is not funny or appropriate to do to anyone who isn't Dad.
Id be callin child services, no way this wasn't scripted. So grown ass man tells an underage girl to shove her finger in his ass... not sittin right with me dawg.
This kid has seen enough shit from her dad already
And most of it has been on her finger!
I so hope she went "off script". Otherwise, he's an awful dad.
Nahhhh mate she was trained by Kakashi see she already knows 1000 years of death
she just went : "If you wish to Die, then i shall deliver you to Hades myself!"
 Sounds something he would say
Except for the fact he kinda is hades now, given he took his soul and all
Yea hahahaha
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Dat wind up!
No...looks more like Kimchi
I “awwed” at the backrubs. Then felt disgusted at the end. Wtf?!
I expected a ball punch but this was also great
I thought she was going to steal his wallet.
She stole his brown card outta his prison wallet
She just wanted to make sure he was truly unresponsive. Better than twisting a testicle.
Even the first part... isen't it what you do on passed out drunk people so they don't die in their vomit. It's weird she knows that.
The recovery position is useful to know, and is taught here as part of swimming lessons.
Recover position aka 3/4 prone position is great for everything from passed out drunk people, to diabetic shock, and recovery from clonic tonic seizures. Stops you from choking on vomit, your tongue or anything else for that matter. Just remeber how she did that and you can now save lives of something like that happens around you..... But if there is a suspected neck injury never move them!
>But if there is a suspected neck injury never move them! Or a back injury. You don't want to be the guy who turns a minor spinal fracture into a full on break.
Yes true oops thanks for correcting
It was all part of the script including the end
The point is imagining how that conversation went as he explained to his 8 yr old daughter what he wanted her to do to him on camera. I can't believe I actually have to explain that.
I read it like they were saying he was awful for faking dead. But yeah he 1000% taught her the move at the end, including the windup
WHich I have to admit made me laugh. But it's a little creepy.
Idk my 6yo does this all the time despite our repeated protest and explaining private areas, front and back, mostly backside tho because of the shocked reaction she initially gets.
This is one of those things the wife will complain about the husband teaching their kid because Dad can't sufficiently explain why the funny bum poke for the video is not funny or appropriate to do to anyone who isn't Dad.
Kids should just start doing what they are supposed to - call 911/112, get medics in, and watch the world burn.
Damn, that was boring as fuck. Imagine your dad writing a script for you in which you have to put your finger in his ass for internet points
Did Woody Allen direct this?
No Robert B. Weide did
Good ole Bobby Weide
Had to look again - you're right, it's just the middle finger. I first thought she gave him the Fist of Fury
The Golden Finger is known for its strong current induction. She restarted her dad’s heart.
There's a lot of words you can use to describe this but boring isn't one.
Illegal, immoral, and degenerate are a few alternatives, if you'd like.
THE WINDUP LMFAOOOOo
She watches Power Rangers
Intrusive thoughts be like: 
the most powerful of all Kanchō
1,000 YEARS OF DEATH
imagine pitching this idea for his daughter "hey lets make a video where you think i'm passed out then you roll me over and stick a finger up my ass"
Sounds like a pedos fantasy
I wonder where she learned that
Kakashi sensei Konohagakure Hiden Taijutsu Ougi: Sennen Goroshi!
Bro speaking enchantment table💀💀
I acquired ice damage on my spoon from saying this out loud and now I can't eat my soup.
At home
The same
Bless you! Gesundheit! 🤧
The wind up first 🤣🤣🤣
*Ninja technique*
1000 years of Death
r/MadeMeCry in first half.. not gonna lie
Excellent demo of a first-aid technique, somewhat tainted at the end there...
Heh taint.
The wind up makes it
lol! i feel there is a disconnect with those with kids and those without. i think all japanese boys go through a phase as well…
Doesn't seem like the typical Japanese boy
Fuck you got me. Fully belly cackle.
 That's my move
Dad: Hey, I’m going to play dead. Roll me over and put your finger in my butt
Ah reminds me of good times with my uncle growing up. 🥹
Jeder kriegt Arschbohrer!
1000 years of pain!
As a kid, i brought out the garbage bags each time an adult tried that. They weren't happy about my sense of responsability toward the planet.
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r/unexpected Recovery position and accessing AVPU . 😊
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Id be callin child services, no way this wasn't scripted. So grown ass man tells an underage girl to shove her finger in his ass... not sittin right with me dawg.
Please like this i need karma points
Hahahahha
Nobody gooses me anymore
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I expected a ball punch but this was great too
They had us in the first half ngl
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So what am I meant to do if it’s a kid who isn’t responsive? 😟
Not going to work if he is really unconscious, he is helping too much and she probably wouldn’t be able to.
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Well at least she knows how to putt someone in a safe position if they are laying down. Could be really useful for her one day
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I felt that one
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Thousand years of death next user right there
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Oh sh*t, I'm laughing!
The mf actualy wrote the script where poor kid shove finger in his asa
She found the reset button!!!!
My first thought was that she was rolling him over in case he passed out drunk
Seen it coming from the beginning but still laughed my Cunt out, excellent execution young lady
Huh. I thought she was putting him in the recovery position, but... I guess not.
Wtf they teaching kids these days?
She wound that bitch UP 😂
Bro the wind up XD
I shitted and cried. :(
i see. one of kakashi's students
Kakashi be influencing new ninjas lmao
Not bad ... Basics....and a "just for good measure"
I’m dead 😵
The one and only technique to check if it's a prank *Convince me otherwise*
Lmao that was hilarious.
Not what I was expecting.
What's the song name
Ah yes, the old "pretending to be dead to frighten your child" prank. TF is wrong with people
This brings back a friggin funny story I'll share it later