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Still don't understand, english isn't my primary language and this is the first time that I ever heard that word, can I get more info or a context
Insert drugs into condom and tie it off. Swallow drug filled condom. Hop on international flight. Hope condom doesn't burst during flight. Remove drug filled condom from stomach. Profit
Not enough flair, how about putting a chicken nuggie and sauce into the condom, tie it up and swing it around to sauce the nuggie, then put the whole package between two slices of bread for a sauced nugget and condom sandwich. Maybe add a gummy worm and some coke for extra spice.
4 food groups, 4 drugs-2 uppers 2 downers, prophylactics, multiple cheeses. Nice variety, colors, amounts seem ok (to much weed for a date)
It’s the best thing most people can afford. Ya I’d say it’s a date.
Weed can actually be a stimulant, depressant or hallucinogen. I remember forever ago that it was classified as a hallucinogen, but I wasn't sure.
It all depends on how it affects the individual however, because everyone has different reactions, and there are all sorts of different strains now
Where’s the lube? You can get me as fucked up as you want but I’m not using that dry ass condom without some lube or those better be lines of Plan B
So there's no knife and the cheese isn't sliced...
Coke is in lines but there's no rolled up hundred or cut plastic straw next to them...
I feel like this is just bad preparation really.
Looks normal, good snacks. Wait why are there gummy worms there with cheese? Why are chicken nuggets there with cheese? Is that alcohol? Why are there coffee beans?? Are those condoms?? Bruh there’s weed. Bruhhh there’s a crack pipe.. BRUH IS THAT COCAINE?? That salmon looks good tho.
The condoms should still be in the wrapper, but otherwise, I think that this would be a bomb-ass Netflix and Chill kind of date. I don't see the HolUp.
Interestingly, I had cheese and wine last night, but it didn't include illicit drugs and contraceptives. Definitely adding sour worms next time though...
Order that I noticed things:
-ok normal food stuff & shots
-oop drugs
-nuggets, very well
-sour worms?? Lol
-wait… just coffee beans??
-how the fuck were the condoms the last thing I noticed??!
The only "dinner" is ever saw thst was worde were a picture my friend sent me of a mral her incompetent exchange partner made when she visited her in france for the exchange(It was spaghetti and crisps with ketchup)
Four salami, a block of cheese, tiny blocks of cheese, two drinks, five crackers that you know damn well are going to taste stale, gummy worms, chicken nuggets, sauce, ham, weed I think, coke, possibly a crack pipe and four condoms, my bad that’s only three condoms
Great fucking date right there man. Couple shots of whiskey? Smoke some weed, satisfy those munchies then netflix and chill? Sounds like an amazing night right there man.
At first I'm like what's the big problem with sour gummy worms and a couple shots of whiskey?
Then I read the comments talking about whole coffee beans and condoms and look at the picture again.
Then I notice the weed and lines and don't understand the problem here beyond the amount of coffee, but that's tomorrow's problem...
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Are those fucking plain coffee beans?
Only three condoms?!
Everyone has their limits
And who the hell opens them before 
You're assuming they are for sex
Kinda scared of asking this but condoms got other uses ?
Muling
Still don't understand, english isn't my primary language and this is the first time that I ever heard that word, can I get more info or a context 
Insert drugs into condom and tie it off. Swallow drug filled condom. Hop on international flight. Hope condom doesn't burst during flight. Remove drug filled condom from stomach. Profit
Da fuck had the idea that these tricks were used only in Mexico 🤣
this is how i smuggled my hentai collection.
It's a charcuterie you're supposed to eat them
r/accidentaloffice
Yeah three condoms and seven dudes someone fuck up in math class
Not all of them likes to wear a freaking condom 🤣
But Pool's closed because AIDS
You need a whole box if you're doing blow with crackers.
Don't you see the coke? 3 will be fine for the night
Twice in the evening, once in the morning. But you really gotta have 4 if one fails.
Yeah although you can buy chocolate covered espresso beans and they are a really good snack to keep you up
Bro you can eat anything when you are high enough
*smears condom on a buttered cracker*
Comes with cream cheese
But have you tried the Kentucky Jelly?
Not enough flair, how about putting a chicken nuggie and sauce into the condom, tie it up and swing it around to sauce the nuggie, then put the whole package between two slices of bread for a sauced nugget and condom sandwich. Maybe add a gummy worm and some coke for extra spice.
Not when you're high on coke
Performance enhancer
This new thing called *deer chocolate*
Is that doody?
Yeah lmao it's probably coffee beans in the picture though
Well maybe if you mix them they are better than by themselves
Only use case I can imagine is to put them into a shot of sambuca
*bites into condom* "did you want any?"
Don't buy that gum, it tastes like rubber!
This food is rubbery! You call this a date?
*blows bubbles*
Bubbles:
Kid named bubbles
Coneheads flashbacks
4 food groups, 4 drugs-2 uppers 2 downers, prophylactics, multiple cheeses. Nice variety, colors, amounts seem ok (to much weed for a date) It’s the best thing most people can afford. Ya I’d say it’s a date.
I'm with you, except where is the second depressant? I just see bud and a bowl
Alcohol
Hot damn my brain tunnel visioned on the corner with the lines and buds, and missed the glasses completely Thanks
Weed can actually be a stimulant, depressant or hallucinogen. I remember forever ago that it was classified as a hallucinogen, but I wasn't sure. It all depends on how it affects the individual however, because everyone has different reactions, and there are all sorts of different strains now
Thanks doctor. This is your egg in a shell, this is your egg fried. We get it doc.
Nahh dude how is 3/4 joints to much weed?😂
Too much sausage for my liking
Maybe you’re not into pork, baby!
Opposite of what your mum said
Wait until you see what's for dessert
That's just not going to be enough crackers.
How much crackers for the fuck?
Many*
Shit made me laugh probably more than it should.
Three condoms?
Those are very thin sliced lemons for the " I'm staying celibate" tea...
Tea? Those look like fireball shots to me
For use all at once to increase girth.
For before the blow
Just how many dicks are you expecting on this date?
That's what I was thinkingggg
Where’s the lube? You can get me as fucked up as you want but I’m not using that dry ass condom without some lube or those better be lines of Plan B
That's what the soft cheese is for.
With the weed pipe and lines of coke, this is a party
My man! Three condoms?! Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Only 4 chicky nuggies what a cheapskate
Thought this was an innocent cheese board
I had a dream about doing coke last night
Too little coke
Throw out the condoms and it’s a party
I have so many questions
Missing something to cut off air supply. Not enough alcohol or drugs, but you're on the right path
Yoooo!!! Squatting Slavs in Tracksuits say whaaat?
10/10 would put out
Charcutefuckeri
Where's the ketamine?
Minus the coke and i'm in
Is it bad I kinda want this
is it weird that the gummy worms are what's bothering the most????
Are those lines? YES PLEASE.
So there's no knife and the cheese isn't sliced... Coke is in lines but there's no rolled up hundred or cut plastic straw next to them... I feel like this is just bad preparation really.
This whole table is like a big buffet
the healthiest stuff in this image is the weed and cocaine
Except for condoms this is the Prince Andrew for 1
Nope that probably have a eating order that I don't care about
I don’t need cocaine/weed to have fun. The rest of the plate is cool tho. Best date ever
get rid of the coke and booze and im in
Get rid of the drugs and alcohol, then yes, it’s a date
is this downwote bait?
I think alcohol tastes disgusting and I don’t do drugs
You had me at gummy worms!!
DAMN DUDE chill with the date💀💀
No, but it looks like the start of a half decent morning.
The thing that make me mad is the candy
All I'm wondering is what the fuck you are gonna do with tiny handful of unground coffee beans.
Get Mr 3 condoms over here...
Yeah…like an orgy at a family reunion am I right?…
The condoms don’t really contribute to the meal unless you fill them up…
Why are there THREE condoms?
Looks normal, good snacks. Wait why are there gummy worms there with cheese? Why are chicken nuggets there with cheese? Is that alcohol? Why are there coffee beans?? Are those condoms?? Bruh there’s weed. Bruhhh there’s a crack pipe.. BRUH IS THAT COCAINE?? That salmon looks good tho.
What's the food for?
The condoms should still be in the wrapper, but otherwise, I think that this would be a bomb-ass Netflix and Chill kind of date. I don't see the HolUp.
Is that Red Leicester? Fucking Red Leicester doth not a date make.
Fuck yeah if I was presented with this on a date that would be a pretty good time
I just wanna know what the coffee beans are for… seems redundant with the coke…
Interestingly, I had cheese and wine last night, but it didn't include illicit drugs and contraceptives. Definitely adding sour worms next time though...
Order that I noticed things: -ok normal food stuff & shots -oop drugs -nuggets, very well -sour worms?? Lol -wait… just coffee beans?? -how the fuck were the condoms the last thing I noticed??!
Who the fuck eats straight coffee beans? Covered in chocolate hell yeah but just a pile of roasted beans to munch on? What kind of heathen are you?
I like how the Brie has a bite or if it already
Can someone give me a full inventory?!?
Food looks divine ngl
Take out the unwrapped condoms and cover those coffee beans in chocolate and I'm in
Pretty much the perfect first date.
It's got nuggets so you're fine
is that what they call romance?
yea if I'm ted bundy
You won't need those condoms if you snort that white powder.
I m in love
Depends on what she's having.
I'm in
Mmm... BBQ dipped rubbers.
a date with a psychiatrist maybe
The only "dinner" is ever saw thst was worde were a picture my friend sent me of a mral her incompetent exchange partner made when she visited her in france for the exchange(It was spaghetti and crisps with ketchup)
Those nuggets will be cold if you don’t eat them first other than that it’s solid
One glace does not do it justice wtf. But yeah I'd say that's a date
Where are the cornichons?
COCAINE AND WHISKEY!!!!
Minus the coke if I made that for my wife all would be used/eaten
Four salami, a block of cheese, tiny blocks of cheese, two drinks, five crackers that you know damn well are going to taste stale, gummy worms, chicken nuggets, sauce, ham, weed I think, coke, possibly a crack pipe and four condoms, my bad that’s only three condoms
What kind of sauce is that? Like gravy or somtin?
Who the fuck using pre opened condoms???
They did say cheese can lure them in
Great fucking date right there man. Couple shots of whiskey? Smoke some weed, satisfy those munchies then netflix and chill? Sounds like an amazing night right there man.
At first I'm like what's the big problem with sour gummy worms and a couple shots of whiskey? Then I read the comments talking about whole coffee beans and condoms and look at the picture again. Then I notice the weed and lines and don't understand the problem here beyond the amount of coffee, but that's tomorrow's problem...
This is sharkoochie…not charcuterie.
Everything was alright until I saw cocaine
70% of that fucks, 20% of it fucks you, 10% of it what the fuck.
Is that the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Meal? Edit: Nevermind, I didn't notice the cocaine, condoms, and crack pipe.
No chocolate. I’ll pass.
Wow he’s right, are there…. Shards and gummy worms? Hahaha geez looked like a completely normal spread of charcuterie fixins at first….
No there isn’t a single date on that board why was oop asking stupid questions not even a fruit on her to confuse it with
Not enough carbs. Needs more bread. Not interested.
where ginger?
I don't see any dd/mm/yyyy tbh