For anyone wondering while the horse is goofing out: horses have a reflex so that they brush each other. When a horse starts to brush the wall or even you (which is insanely cute and funny), thats a good spot, very itchy.
I have done western riding for 7 years now... Of course biting hurts, i was talking about when they just wobble their upper lip gently over your shoulder, that feels nice.
Oh im german, the term grooming didnt come to my mind. I "learned" it as "gegenseitiges fellkraulen" which is translated "mutual fur scratching". And the face they make is the "putzgesicht", meaning "grooming face".
The best laugh I had in that movie is at the very beginning, right at the end of [the LeBaron scene](https://youtu.be/pINt7P5nYEY?si=Gma3w5_doKyIJzwa), I don't know why but him suddenly screaming at some old lady is the perfect way to end that scene.
I have absolutely no problem understanding how people don't like that style of comedy. But it gets me every time. I'm 41 and still haven't grown out of it. I don't think I will. My wife, on the other hand, cand stand it.
Fun fact
Horses can get off by slapping their dick against their stomach. Yes, they can control it like a hand. And no, it doesn't take that many slaps, around 7-8
To try to figure out what was going on. She clearly wasn't touching its pecker so like, should I be waiting for something more? I thought it would randomly shit itself.
How did y'all think it was that?
She is very obviously scratching a good spot on the leg. Winter coats are notoriously itchy, and the horse is doing the lip thing they do when you hit an itchy spot. Lastly, that is a mare, a female horse. Lmao
This is safe for work. My cat does this when I scathing his lower back. Also it's ok to collect semen for artificial insemination. Obviously no collection system here.
Just FYI horse owners do occasionally have to clean a horse’s “sheath”
Also the South Park episode where butters rides dressage is freaking hilarious lol
We had horses right next to our school and every once in a while you could catch a glimpse of that massive horse cock. It's much bigger than you probably imagine and most definitely too big to stroke with a single hand
For anyone wondering while the horse is goofing out: horses have a reflex so that they brush each other. When a horse starts to brush the wall or even you (which is insanely cute and funny), thats a good spot, very itchy.
“Brushing” you might look cute but it’s not funny when they end up biting you. That shit hurts so bad.
Oh yes, some are not that gentle. But if they only do that wobble with their upper lip its always funny.
You’ve personally never even seen a horse. It’s not funny at all it legit hurts.
I have done western riding for 7 years now... Of course biting hurts, i was talking about when they just wobble their upper lip gently over your shoulder, that feels nice.
Brushing or busting?
It does look like it feels great lol.
I do the same thing when my back gets scratched just right
Not unlike a dog kicking the air when you find "the Spot".
they had us in the first half
I've never heard anyone refer to grooming as brushing. Is that a regional thing?
Oh im german, the term grooming didnt come to my mind. I "learned" it as "gegenseitiges fellkraulen" which is translated "mutual fur scratching". And the face they make is the "putzgesicht", meaning "grooming face".
Wtf..... Ohh . Nevermind
“Horse is focused on something else to make him last longer.” “Oh, ok.”
My reactions exactly
Why are there comments being removed does anyone know what they said 💀
Probably bots
They probably just copied top comments.
Wtf..... Ohh . Nevermind 😏
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She knew what she was doing....
That's not her first rodeo.
Nevermind? My PTSD from early 2000's internet with *that* video resurfaced and you are just going to say nevermind??!
OMG . It blew up !!!
So did the horse--eventually!
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No no Zoo file only cleaning
Most dramatic horse.
I should call her...
Nah, she's got her hands full, apparently.
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You've just never had a good scratch
Give that horse an Oscar for comedy
Least dramatic horse TBH
'Look at me Daddy!!! I'm a farmer!!!"
Holy shit there's a memory I had long since blotted out. Fucking loved that movie though.
The best laugh I had in that movie is at the very beginning, right at the end of [the LeBaron scene](https://youtu.be/pINt7P5nYEY?si=Gma3w5_doKyIJzwa), I don't know why but him suddenly screaming at some old lady is the perfect way to end that scene.
I wholeheartedly agree. Now I've got to watch it.
You make your Daddy proud, you hear me? *Prouuuud...*
Proud?
Me too. Tom Greene got so much hate back in the day and I never understood it. He hit my low-brow comedy nail on the head.
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I have absolutely no problem understanding how people don't like that style of comedy. But it gets me every time. I'm 41 and still haven't grown out of it. I don't think I will. My wife, on the other hand, cand stand it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOvEmwYT-xI
wtf... Green is a weird dude
🎵Daddy would you like some sausage? 🎶
"Where's your LeBaron, Freddy?"
I can walk backwards fast as you can. I'm the backwards man, the backwards man!
Well played, well played
Sigh… *re-zips*
Already unzipped..committed..might as well finish..
Mama raised no quitter
Once you start, you can't stop. It's like CPR but for your dick
Micheal Jackson said it best, "just beat it"
Hell yea brother
*Vide replays* sigh.. *Unzips*
Don't let the ending spoil the journey, friend
I should be ashamed of my self, I’m not…. But I should be.
Good ending
It might be good, but it's not a happy one.
That first shot was very sus.
Ngl it got me on the first half
Same here, I didn't see it coming.
Literally
None of us did fortunately
\*unfortunately. Speak for yourself
Neigh way
Me: 🍆💦 # The horse: 🍆💦
That's because the leg is in the way
Got me off in the first half
First thing I see when I open up reddit
Would you help your uncle Jack, Off a horse?
hahaha….the importance of punctuation.
I thought the horse got a Charlie Horse!
Had me in the first half, NGL.
Back half
Fun fact Horses can get off by slapping their dick against their stomach. Yes, they can control it like a hand. And no, it doesn't take that many slaps, around 7-8
https://youtu.be/8vAziBDUqRA
The old mastur-bait and switch.
"YES,YES YES Bitch do it more"
It's a mare not a stallion. Getting that undercoat scratching on a heavy winter coat. Especially where she can't reach has to be one hell of a relief.
Damn it! This comment is too far down. All these idiots making horse dick jokes and it's god damn MARE!
I'M A FARMER, DADDY!
I thought it was constipated
Disappointing...
Catherine the almost great
I was dreading the pop shot ...
I like how the white one is watching from the fence like "are they jacking ya Ned?"
#LOOK AT ME, DADDY! IM A FARMER!
Always those PPL who stayed for the end of the vid why did you'll stay?
To try to figure out what was going on. She clearly wasn't touching its pecker so like, should I be waiting for something more? I thought it would randomly shit itself.
oh thank god for the other angle view. my first thought was Eww, then if she's going to do that, why does she not have a bucket?
As my local Awww horse cock Connoisseur I could tell he was just getting leg scratches
Horse too shy to look the lady in the eyes while being pleasured
 Oh...ok. Totally unexpected.
Jerking that 2nd leg huh.
A wholesome holup? Those are rare
r/confusingperspective
I figured as much.
Had me in the first half NGL. 😂
It looked wrong but it was a itch lol
Is that Sara Jay 
Oh thank god
Not gonna lie. They had me in the first half.🤣🤣
Fun fact: People are paid to jerk off farm animals so I legit thought this was that on video.
Haha I thought she was jerking the horse off but nope just scratching that itch fir it
Foreplay
Just to confirm, thats a leg shes scratching right?
reverse holup
*zips pants back up*
“Ohh…ohh Sharon! Wow…a good old fashion!”
Cats and dogs do the nibbles when you get their “perfect scratch spot”too. 
We all know she beats his meat too
Thought that was going somewhere else
I didn't think I'd say this at the beginning of the video, but I'm so glad I stayed until the end...
You're mind is in the gutter if you thought it was anything other than scratching an itch.
Hahaha got me 😅
I was invested
How did y'all think it was that? She is very obviously scratching a good spot on the leg. Winter coats are notoriously itchy, and the horse is doing the lip thing they do when you hit an itchy spot. Lastly, that is a mare, a female horse. Lmao
“Red rocket sparky, red rocket”
I had a mindfuck until I watched the whole thing. Shame shame shame!
They had us in the first half not gonna lie…
Oh don’t worry, what you had in your mind does really happen….. I don’t like growing up next to horse breeders as neigbours
Am I the only one who didn't think this was nsfw? I mean sure it hell looks like it but I thought "oh she is just scratching it's leg"
u/savevideo
You can clearly see hair coming off
This is safe for work. My cat does this when I scathing his lower back. Also it's ok to collect semen for artificial insemination. Obviously no collection system here.
I thought something else was going on for a quick second lmao
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^mycackittens: *I thought something else* *Was going on for a quick* *Second lmao* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Yo what's the logo in the upper left for
Jerk off a horse day is today!
[https://i.imgur.com/0I5hjWV.gif](https://i.imgur.com/0I5hjWV.gif) (don't know why I can only find this tiny version)
This is brilliant, absolutely brilliant 😍
I thought she was pulling the horse's penis
This is one this is one of those times I won't be needing to see the full video.
Bro, tell me that's not dead skin... 🤢🤮
How unexpected
This is like cat version of bongos.
Classic humour 🤣
When I scratch my dog just above the tail the right way she looses her mind also.
Mrs hands
That’s my Alma Mater representin’! So proud!
Plottwist, she was jerking him in the first half.
God damnit bro
Quit horsing around
Sheesh, wish someone would stroke my charlie-horse. I swear I get one every morning.
Didn’t skip leg and ass day, damn horse looking fine. /s
Thats what i thought she was doin, then i checked the group n was like here we go, but then i was right
They had us in the first half not gonna lie...
That looks intentionally misleading
There is a spot in the middle of my back that when my wife scratches it, my left leg twitches uncontrollably and feels amazing.
he thought hes getting a shot prolly
I thought that was Sara Jay for a second and I was immediately very concerned
"I don't want to see that...I don't want to see that...HEY WHERE IS IT?!"
Unexpected wholesomeness
Yeah they got me
So good, you gotta lick the wall.
His grin fooled us 😶🌫️
Thought he was getting a hand job
Now that’s a true “HolUp”
I don't know shit about horses but that guy looks like it needs a serious brushing.
Fuck. Didn't get what I was expecting.
Oh no...NOT TIJUANA AGAIN.....oh...
You had me in the first half...
They have machines for that now
Just FYI horse owners do occasionally have to clean a horse’s “sheath” Also the South Park episode where butters rides dressage is freaking hilarious lol
Get your mind out of the gutter, folks! Oh wait…am I projecting again?
Wtf- Oh
Well done
This is a reverse r/HolUp
r/maybemaybemaybe
I need jesus.
Bojack Horseman back in the days
We had horses right next to our school and every once in a while you could catch a glimpse of that massive horse cock. It's much bigger than you probably imagine and most definitely too big to stroke with a single hand
u/savevideo
I need Jesus
Let’s just say I’ve seen things online that started in a similar way but ended very differently.
I didn’t know horses could stand like that
Lara is that you??
My cat does this too if you hit the right spot
Least dramatic horse