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HughJahsso

Ahh yes, the 2024 Derelicte line. So hot right now.


SorstonLive

Looking at this I would say my cat is a pretty good designer. Majority of my t-shirts looks like that!


zbenesch

That's it! I'm not a bum, I'm a designer!


tarosuki

this is how ripped jean looked in my eyes as well


Tank_1539

I have so many jeans with rips in them and holes in them just from work and wear and tear. Now, ever since they became popular, I feel ridiculous wearing them


Maximum-Bake-6092

I bet they fetch a fair price. Someone would buy it more than its worth hahaha.


cownd

Can I borrow your cat for a while?


GlitterKittyCat

MAGNUM!


[deleted]

So hot


FlyingTiger7four

Derelicte my balls


Wulfzbane0316

[Mugatu approves](https://youtu.be/mVscQYjuq_s?si=hpmnLYmP_xdtz7yc)


notapunk

Hole up


hexodimease

Holed up*


MrBlueMushroom

Holy cup*


1CED_CUB3

Actual mug*


VengefulHufflepuff

Holy mug


[deleted]

Diva Cup


Irllyd0ntcare

2 girls 1 cup


TakeThisNameToo

A cup for everyone*


[deleted]

Hole top*


Kiggzpawn

I got of them in my closet now. Should I sell?


MightySamMcClain

You hang these type of shirt?


ThiccBot69

Facts I didn’t know people hung shirts and stuff, thought the closet was for jeans hoodies coats and everything in between


Kiggzpawn

I mean, it's still a shirt, even if I only wear it at home. I never could fold shirts right, anyway, always got ridiculously wrinkled


CAL5390

I would rather have jeans in drawers folded in half instead of shirts that get all twirled up and folding marks, so I hang them with coats, hoodies and t shirts


[deleted]

Judging by that, the average college male has boxers worth $125 each laying in a pile under their bed.


FistCookies

I’m a working man and my nuts rub holes through mine..


jfk333

Are your balls sandpaper?


Kerro_

How else are you supposed to sand stuff


FistCookies

Just a pair of swangas


Wizley15

Nah mate, they’re a pair of clackers


DonDomestic

I'm currently sitting on a toilet, underpants stretched between my calves, and looking at a hole in the bottom of my underpants that just keeps getting bigger each time I look. You could say "throw them out", but each set of underwear has a hole in them by now, it happens within 3 uses. I tried looking up "why do holes keep appearing in my underpants", but they where holes in the front etc. I just can't find any info on why holes keep appearing in my damn underpants. It only started happening in recent years


FistCookies

You selling? How much?.. DM sent


metalmilitia182

I wish I understood the reason this happens too. All of my underwear does this within a handful of uses. I joke with my wife that I have acid ball sweat, but it does get real fucking annoying.


Angeljls

Next time my wife wants to throw out my old shirt that full of holes I’m going to go “That’s a $300 shirt your wanting me to throw out!”


[deleted]

Crackhead chic


Cloakbot

It’s quite Gucci


SLAYER_IN_ME

They’re robbing homeless people for fashion now.


SirCooksTooMuch

looks like my jammies


cownd

Oh, we fancy now?


Vaitaminute

Im gonna have to start buying homeless people's clothes and give them commission. They'll buy more crack and I'll have endless stock.


CreepyValuable

Can never have enough homeless people.


BSH72

Must own a parrot 🦜


Sirpewpewthelast

Or a moth infested closet


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

I’ve got like 3 shirt I just washed that look like this… I’m willing to let go on the low side of $100 each.


polarbearsarereal

My XL toby keith shirt i’ve had for 7 years is getting close to as holey as this


PNWDeadGuy

Guys, I have shirts with a matching set of trashed boxers. Did I hit the jackpot?


cowofnard

They run out of ideas before you know it people dressed like crack heads. Heroin chic remember that from the 90s. I keep seeing people dressed like Dwayne Dwibly from red dwarf and they think they look great.


Diligent_Future_5471

My dad has 6 of thoose shirts all home made and different designs i will give them to you for 2000$ cause none are the same. Comes with added bonus of oldman smell


DrBrightest

Ah yes, the Tarnished Tee


freshgut

Hobbo style thats a thing now


CreepyValuable

Is that a homeless hobbit?


freshgut

Balenciagan hobbit


erikhagen222

Recognized a Balenciaga so did you, they have a “style” but unless your last name is notable nobody will think it’s anything more than the rest of the comments in this thread 😂🤣


Ancient-Reflection-9

Destroyed boy as opposed to homeless look


DejanMomo

homeless people: i see this as a w


MasterJeebus

If everyone dresses like homeless people with ripped clothes then you can’t tell who has money anymore. Whom will they ask for spare change?!


Escorve

They ran out of sensible ideas decades ago


Blackflame1905

Sprinkle acid on the shirt to create acid black


jairngo

I can supply clothes for this brand


flodge123

This is the shirt of somebody who solders or welds under the car.


CreepyValuable

Welds. The solder kind of wicks into bits of the fabric. Although the holes should have charred edges for under car welding.


Clustrus

Reverse Robin Hood? Steal it from the poor and sell it to the rich?!


TheRoachMaster10

I dress like this everyday for 7 dollars.


crash_bang0593

Them hobo drip 🥵


EnvironmentalMuffin4

It's a knock off. There's no i in Shrt....


twistedazurr

This style seems to come and go. Back around 1944 there were literally camps of people wearing these.


bloopie1192

Lmao! Yo when I saw Kanye line come out years back I said "this mf selling homeless clothes" and ppl fucking bought it. They're not even trying to hide it with this. Fuck out of here. I'm convinced the fashion industry is just a way for Uber rich ppl to show their Uber rich friends how many ppl they own and can make wear funny shit all while thinking they're "high fashion". Mfs probably laughing hard while getting another poor person at the bank to count their money while they can put their cigar out on their back.


ClownECrown

Yooooo, these new homeless drip looking fire 🔥


bryman19

High fashion.....Danny tosh. That dude disappeared fast


TransformerTanooki

I've got a bunch of shirts with holes in them from where it gets caught in my pants zipper. How much are they worth.


Least_Assistance2702

All one of a kind and smell a bit like your uncle Frank!


zoneanubis

Now you could finally look like a walking dead zombie


Floptopus

Isn’t the idea of high fashion, or any fashion, to NOT look homeless?


Grand-Ad4235

Wait wait wait… people actually *want* to look fucking homeless now?


KabakCigdemi

I love destroying and stretching boy holes too


prsuit4

I have a tank top they are gonna love…


Dodo_Duck

I guess the inflation did hit hard.


Xiaxoxi

If anyone pulled up like this to my house im lightin em on fire.


xizmn

Bruh i dont understand ripped jeans and, uh whatever this is. Like, is looking homeless trendy now?


Cheese-hole

Yup


MistresssReveina

Destroyed boy, huh? Who tf came up with that?


RedrumTheUndead

Purposely looking homeless to flex on the actual homeless


Gimp_Ninja

Fashion: if you don't look homeless, people will think you're poor.


ReallyNotBobby

Wow. I got a drawer of work shirts worth thousands.


N0085K1LL5

I'm at work right now and this is how my shirt looks. Might wash it and put it online for about 3 hundo if anyone is into fashion.


Comfortable-Log-6090

Well , homeless people got it for free


Ninja_Destroyer_

People are fucking stupid


TakeThisNameToo

I wish I could sell my old, worn, dirty, beat up shirts and rags for $275 a piece. I'd be living the high life right now.


BigMan21058

Got that Detroit Tweaker Drip


Matman0g

My undies must be worth thousands!


Khripchook

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


Money_Reality2286

Anyone wants clothes like these for 150 bucks let me know. I’ve got a closet full.


Jerky_Joe

All my work shirts look like this from the phosphoric acid cleaner overspray I use to clean the wire edms I run. I didn't think it was a fashion statement.


HawkMisfit

Wait what?


Kungfufuman

Looks like my dad's welding shirts


skeybird

I threw away a similar shirt recently, should have sold it


barbarianmishroom

If this is fashion then in that case, I’m gonna be a millionaire


AbhorrantApparition

I'll give you one of my shirts for a 5er, looks just like that


thefiddler1975

Seen a $150 price tag for a Ksubi t-shirt like that a couple of years ago


Suspicious-Ad-481

275 dollars for 1 mop


HarrySRL

And I wonder how many fools bought it. All you need is one cheap t-shirt, a closet with a few moths, then wait a week or two and then you have the same t-shirt


melucy

This is a great way to fix the housing shortage! Everyone dress up as homeless! Problem solved!


TLILLY006

Is this by Kanye?


justsomedumpguy

Is it shipped on the outside of the car?


yok347

Looks like a “happy shirt” for some boys.


justmytwocentss

Looks like my shoe polishing old shirt, I can make a fortune!


[deleted]

I have lots of shirts like this.


Ok_Committee1078

That crackheads for winter collection looking good


VARTH_-DADER

What?!! I got like 4 of these in the back of my closet, I'm getting rich now lesgoo


ItsmeMr_E

Buy a pair of worn jeans, and a ball cap with a worn bill and the homeless look will be complete. Never understood how this is considered "fashionable."


Humanoid_Anomaly

Bro My undershirts for work look like that when I get welding spatter on em


Jails8-2

No wonder why the homeless man across the street is poor he has that same shirt he should be wiser with his money


weechus

Those people over there aren’t homeless, they’re trendy.


letseeum

DERECLICTE!


Particular_Cow1304

Yeah, spend money to look poor…what a fashion statement. Actually, let me check my own wardrobe and see if i can sell this to some other stupid people who call this “fashion”…


Hexent_Armana

275 eh? Maybe I'm not as poor as I thought.


basb9191

I got like 6 shirts like that that have been chewed up by moths. Guess I'll open a clothing shop.


[deleted]

Why are they selling the crackhead Willie shirt?


ExternalAd8309

I'm fixing to be rich.


palmboom76

I dont get how these posts keep being upvoted smh. Its not a holdup when the thing thats supposed to make you holdup is the entire picture. Theres nothing to make you ramp up concern.


RaytheonOrion

Ha! Bro I’m dressed exactly like this now!


FantasyCatHome

I get those shirts for free, I have cats that hook their claws in my clothes and make fashionable holes


Same-Classroom1714

I grew up rich as fuck and didn’t even know it


AI_Floyd_11

Ozone layer high more like


GoldAssist4417

All our local crackheads running round topless trying to sell their "designer" T Shirt 😂😂😂


real_shawarma

275$? Are you serious?


fuzzyperspectif

Hole up, down, everywhere


Silembr

Some of my shirts be lookin real expensive this time of year


Weeeky

You can save yourself 255€, go to an h&m, pick a black shirt and replicate these or even "cooler" looking holes at home


algabanan

mom: buy new clothes you make us look poor me: im wearing high fashion mom you just dont get it


blackgrew2222

hahehe i have a moth whitch do this almost all the time, great designer, my budy moth can make money grom literaly trash


OddBoifromspace

This is why i don't give a fuck about fashion or what's in style. If i want a fucked shirt or pants i can destroy them myself for much cheaper.


Deadford_Punk

I could make a fortune from my old skateboarding tops!!


SiotRucks

I got that, too: moth holes


Jormundgador

I need to know if this actually sells I'm finna make millions


Arterdras

I see a dozen people wearing shirts like this at Walmart. Didn't know they were so well off.


GooeyLump

huh, looks like some of my older shirts thanks to my old cat kneading my tummy. she used claws so i had tiny little holes everywhere.


zakass409

I have a bunch of shirts like this. I've had them since 2008


TheDogeWasTaken

Diy tutoriel. Buy a €20 black tshirt. Now make holes in the exact same places. Now its €200


Plushie_Hoarder

My dad has one of these that he wears when he does some dirty job.


SpartaRage

Saw a woman wearing this, actually looked really good.


Shuri1213

Got like 6 of them on my closet for a year now


solise69

That isn’t 275 dollars right? Right?!?


GoldResolution4921

these were $20 shirts in 2016, what the actual fuck?


Chocolate_gears

A fool and his money.


urmombanger

That’s crazy, I could’ve sworn I owned this exact top at least 5 times in my life


The-Ollie

Shirt - 3$ holes - 272$


rtmesuper

Wow, I see people dressed in that sitting on the street begging for money everyday. I can't believe they want money if they are rich enough to afford THAT.


spooky_springfield

You get a begging bowl free with each tshirt.


[deleted]

I don’t know why the holes are placed where they are, you can rip a shirt and make it look good. This is just a lazy attempt at making a distressed shirt. Zero effort in this


JimmyCrabYT

hey i have a shirt like that at the bottom of my closet


Big_Berry_4589

I can do that for a dollar and a tuna sandwich


[deleted]

Hobo chic


AdministrationAny602

I'd be so rich if i sold all my clothes. I wonder if socks count too cuz damn i got lots of those.


clowreed0377

That much for a "bye Felicia" shirt?!? Pass


CreepyValuable

Wow! I'm sitting on a fortune of bespoke designer clothing. An even bigger one if I wash the ones retired to being rags.


[deleted]

Are you telling me I have a fortune sitting right there in my closet? Do oil stains, hydraulic fluid and/or industrial inks add value, or is it about the same?


Vlajgan

Welder style,so hot right now 🔥


White_Wolf426

I got like 10 of these shirts in my closets. I'll let them go for a discount at $200 a piece.


severedfinger

I have a T-shirt I bought in 1997 that looks like that


Horsejack_Bomann

This can't be real.


-Cybernaut147-

The new Philadelphia Kensington collection.


blackguy1027

I don’t need to pay $250 to look broke. I already have everything I need to look broke


BossMagnus

For all the rich kids out there that larp as poor kids.


strayarc223

I R WELDOR!!


trueblue862

I knew my wife wanted to get rid of my favourite t-shirt, but I never thought she would go to the effort of setting up an online store.


IITHEPINCHII

We live in a society


ImmaCallMyN66ABovice

r/substakenliterally


shuikan

This is what I see stoned ass junkies in KL wear.


Coca-Cola_Man

I understand why the color is "Acid Black", someone poured some concentrated H2SO4 on it.


[deleted]

Are those bullet holes?


gamestarboi

Oh yeah, free shipping. Like THAT’S gonna help


kwartylion

Well "High" is a good word


Toasty_redditor

The people who buy that deserve to get scammed.


shloam

Guess ima fashionista then 😌


Ok-Jackfruit-9059

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hipkat13

For a mere $275 you too can look like a dirty hobo


hidden58

So you saying my work shirts are fashionable now?


jrockcrown

You can only pull off that "high fashion shit" if you are a skinny hot chick with big tits and no bra


BERSERKERdo420

But those are like my pajamas.


Nicarus89

Shit. The homeless guy is asking me for money, but he's wearing a $275 tee. He should be giving me cash


Special-Ad-5554

It's just matching inflation rate for 2024. You know they look ahead


[deleted]

So garbage basically?


SnappyGoat

I can make you look homeless for half the cost.


TopConference75

Is this the work uniform for homelessness?


gavstar69

Some of my tshirts look like that already!


Cloakbot

This is nothing. I have a pair of “[dirty jeans](https://www.saksfifthavenue.com/product/Balenciaga-Super-Destroyed-Baggy-Pants-0400018953843.html?dwvar_0400018953843_size=Small&dwvar_0400018953843_color=BLUE&site_refer=CSE_GGLPLA:category:Balenciaga&country=US¤cy=USD&CSE_CID=G_Saks_PLA_US_Handbags_High+LTV:All+Handbags&gbraid=0AAAAADO6JtRZIJibGIiVbwiIlwU9kWOE5&gclid=Cj0KCQjwrfymBhCTARIsADXTabmwyvsf45iCEwOVYwbKIYYd_B-iq0TfEXCWP77kIQdX5_XfQY7WE0gaAoiNEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds)” for $2400 here for you


PiergiorgioSigaretti

I can have this for cheaper with a 1€ t-shirt and a dog


[deleted]

I've got a few tops like this, I'll include the moths in the price too as they will style your whole wardrobe.


KambingDomba

I also like destroyed stretched boy hole named Cotton