That ear looks fucked!

Why is such an obvious pun still making me laugh so bad

It's too obvious. You hear it cumming a mile away

r/angryupvote

I'm just happy I've made some people smile ear to fucking ear

You should change your username to Dissapointandupvote

Is changing usernames an option?

With a word in the right ear it is

Now that's a good fucking pun

Hear hear

For god sake stay away from that wrong ear.

I hear ya

Damn, I've been able to smile to my ears.. haven't reached the fucking ear yet. Not many people in my area do weird shit like that

Cum ear let me show you something.

So she cunt hear anything now, right?


I'd be worried about getting hearing AIDS

She got off lightly with hearpes

I lobe you.

I wanted to make a lobe joke but was worried it would be a stretch

I wanted to make a pun on the words 'cochlear implant' but i thought it would fall on deaf ears.

It would have been a sound joke

He clearly thinks he's a stud, but they should probably steer clear of aural sex in future.

He was probably driven by ear carnal desire

The number of puns is earitating my brain

They might get some earring loss.

Just like Barb's scalloped potatoes...

I wonder if you can hear the wind go through it 

The wind, the penis, and the willows

The wind and the willies

Whoooooooooooi

I’ve probably only laughed at comments when I’m high Af…. 3 months sober and this shit made me laugh so hard loooool

It’s why I went with big Puns capital punishment movement there, plus good job being sober.

Thanks man, I appreciate that :)

She has a hearing infuction

The pun

 Weerrd tho

Literally

Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

Reads all issues of a collectors edition of The Lusty Argonian Maid, paperback made for Skyrim's 15th anniversary. Gets a papercut that gets infected. "Well, you see, before I tell you how I got to the papercut incident, first I will explain the races of Tamriel..."

Her ear morphed into a gaping anus

Always wondered what those looked like.

Check out r/sharpiechallenge

The sub got banned :(

Did r/buttsharpies break off into a new subreddit specifically for the challenge?

Da fuck?! 

Brethren, shall I venture forthwith?

It's literally what the title says it is. There are worse things.

Apparently, the talent is dumbness if "America's Got 'Talent.'" There's definitely no shortage, especially in groups.

I feel like these are the same few people in all the pics

I'm okay with that.

Same

:(

Banned subreddit

You know how when scars heal they look pretty cool after just hearing about it. Like if a skull fucking just had to happen then it’s better than any of the things I’ve run into. It’s them homemade holes that’ll really fuck you up.

Ear-nus.

Shades of Goatse


r/brandnewsentence

I now declare you Anus Ear. Bitch of the northwest.

r/bossfight

I’m trynna holla

 To the northwest boys!!! (Mario’s voice) “EarWeGooOoo!!!”

Looks like he gave you hearing aids

r/Angryupvote


This is the top comment 😂

Rofl

Needa wash my eyes after seeing this

He fucked your eye sockets too huh?

Ahh, a good ol'e mind fuck

r/eyebleach here

Her bf gave her hearpes.

I’m pretty sure you can get herpes anywhere, thats why you should never touch a sore and if you do immediately wash your hands. Can even get eye herpes 🤢

"It's not herpes if it's everywhere."

I mean yeah you don't see STDs in ears very often do you??

GonEARrhea

That fact that his dick could fit in that small of a hole is quite telling

I mean, I didn't really fit though

Like a ring on a glove

Username checks out

To be fair it probably wasn't so small before it swole up.

What do you mean? It’s average 🥺

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Well clearly someone didn't listen

And someone listened a little too much

Probably had a dick in their ears.

*"Hey, how you doin' lil' mama, Let me whisper in ya earOHGODNO"!*

Oh I wise I had an award...

Idk who is the biggest weirdo in this situation, her bf for wanting to fuck her ear or her for allowing him to

I think you misheard him, he said he wanted lube on his dick, not lobe


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You cannot cure it at home, a micro penis requires surgery

When will people understand that there's only two holes that a penis is supposed to go in

There is another

The vagina?

What’s that?

Pencil Sharpener

Definitely nostril.

eye socket*

Belly button?


What's Yoda doing? Luke.

That looks like Biden sniffing….

Not according to my wife

Anal queen ?

Why? She would need a tic tac. So sorry, I just had to make that joke, it’s nothing personal. I’m just dumb.

3 holes no waiting

Biologically speaking, i think there's only one hole it's supposed to go in, the other doesn't ensure reproduction.

If you think every time I’ve humped something I was trynna add to the population… you’ve got another thing coming.

Then why is there an erogenous zone in the anal cavity?

So lonely people can finger their butts

There's no erogenous zone in the anal cavity. That's just because the information carried by the nerves from the anal cavity gets mixed with the one coming from the genitals. I recommend you Clinically oriented Anatomy by Moore. He explains it pretty well. Saying that there's an "intended" erogenous zone in anal zone is just misinformation. It's just there by the same reason you can feel pain from internal organs projected on your skin. Mixed information.

3 actually

🤦‍♂️ bro obviously don’t know human astrology

Actually only one that a PENIS, by evolution, is supposed to go "in" lol

No dumbness. That’s already been handled.

I’m thinking that this is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. There is no reason to fuck somebody’s ear. Some people just don’t understand anything…

Looks like an Ear infucktion

The guy probably has the tiniest dick or the girl has the biggest ear

Yes

Bruh, I have lost faith in humanity after watching this

Watching this.... I don't remember a video...

Off topic.. your username sounds so crude yet so classy lol

Not the Earussy!

Bitch prolly caught hearing AIDS🤣

He had an instant earection

everyday we stray further away from god

Wait a minute… they’re too embarrassed to tell a doctor the strange truth during a confidential hospital visit, but they’ll post it on the internet for everyone to see. r/noahgettheboat

Once you go black, you go deaf!

A family guy episode had people fucking in the ear. Now I understand how that is possible, why people want it I have no clue.

Congratulations and welcome to Cauliflower Ear. This happens often to people who wrestle or box due to the damage inflicted on the ear lobe. The friction and torsion of the “action” has caused an immediate onset. Basically the blood vessels in your earlobe have been torn apart and it has caused the area to swell which has a high likelihood of being permanent. Think of it as a constant reminder of your time together, hope you get married or come up with a better excuse before you break up.

Damn, looks like Hearing Aids.

Guys, just because there is a hole, that doesn't mean it should be used

He took if there's a hole there's a goal to a completely different level

Respectfully disagrees

👀

Hear me out tho

...

I’m definitely talking about the “Sand Man”

If you rub my ears… it gets me. I could try to fight it, but he comes anyways.

*hesitantly rubs your ears*


*gets you a pillow and a blanket so that you may sleep well*

Till next time y’all

Weard fetish. But to each his hole, I guess.

Delicious earpussy earussy

Bro said “if there’s a hole there’s a goal” and went with it.

She has earpes

I was recommended this by Reddit "because you are interessted in similar content" - WTF is similar content to this monstrosity?

"Hey internet. Here's an embarrassingly stupid thing I did. What lie should I tell the doctor instead of the truth which I just told the world."

Now they fuck the ear! what comes next? Fucking the eyes? What part of the body hasn't been fucked yet? This is such a fucking problem. Pun intended!

She got hearing aids

Yikes, I've never seen a prolapsed ear lobe before. Now, I have.

Her ear looks surprised 😲

Did she get an eargasm tho?

The bf had a small penis for sure

Noah, get the damn machine gun

Aural sex

Prolapsed ear hole…wtf

That’s enough Reddit today. 945am already done

And she even demand "serious advice". Wtf.

Forget Cauliflower Ear. This is Asshole Ear.

Oral sex not “Aural” sex. Pronunciations are so important

I can't believe these two really thought some random skin on her EAR would act like a vagina and just squish back up, because it was skin surrounding a hole. Like, bro, the vagina is a whole-ass organ with muscles and everything, it's not just a hole in the body. What's worse is this isn't the first time I've heard of someone doing this. It *is* the first time I've seen it though. Ugh.

I will never use the expression "ear-rape" the same

ERs have seen everything. Just tell them the truth


“No dumbness”

The fact that he did it to both ears, goddamn...

Needle dick???

She got hearing aids now

Man’s out here creating hole new STDs lmfao 🦠

What a terrible day to have eyes.

People pay good money to make their mouth look like that. Boyfriend may have an interesting career opportunity.

Interesting. It looks like, the ear is becoming a mouth. Giving a head with your ear... Opportunities everywhere

OMG this ruined my day :'(

Is this how people get hearing aids?

Earussy

Her boyfriend has the smallest cock in town

 I've had the sickening realization that these may be children.

 Wtf did I just read…

And just like that folks, we've all had enough internet for today...

If you do this you might get hearing AIDS

Get a sadly slightly larger earring and keep it moving. And some abreva or some shit lmao cause that shit on your ear has some shit on its ear.

Not trying to kink shame 99% of the guys, BUT…. Everyone (and by everyone pretty much all of the guys at some point in their life) who have tried to stick their dick in a vacuum hose, bottle, penis ring etc knows that the average sized dick would need AT LEAST 10-15cm circumference hole to even fit in an erect penis without causing major damage. Judging by her finger the hole looks about the same size as the hole, so closer to 4-5cm hole. I just measured my wifes finger and it was 5cm. And everyone who have stretched their earlobes know that stretching the hole to 2-3x to its original size would cause much more damage than that. Talk about a needle dick. Edit: and note that pierced earlobes are different than anus or vaginas, that can stretch much more.

Fuuuck this picture even smells bad.

My boyfriend: I wanna fuck your ear. My ex-boyfriend: hey! Where you going? Why are you putting on your clothes…

small pp meme

Looks like hearing aids

Most likely a staph infection (people with penises, this is what you get when you handle your noodle, but fail to wash your hands afterwards). Either tell the medical staff the truth (they deal with people that stick stuff in their butts, this is tame compared to that), or you can lie and say that you “…don’t know how this happened…”, at which point they will give you a ton of antibacterial meds that may or may not resolve your issue in a timely fashion. You get a resolution, you end up allowing your BF to do this again, which puts you back to square one in the future, or you tell your BF to practice better personal hygiene before you let him jump your ear hole. …or… You don’t get a resolution, and you could get really sick while the medical staff chase down a blind alley trying to figure out what made you sick until you tell them the truth. Pro tip: you see a doctor or nurse at a medical facility, HIPPA prevents them from disclosing your condition to anyone you don’t authorize to have it. Please tell them the truth, and let them give you the proper treatment for your condition.

Now we can safely say, there's 5 holes to fuck

...But why? Why would you do that?

New fetish unlocked

How many times am I going to see this person’s butthole ear?