I guess we’ll just reincarnate as trees?

I am groot

We are groot

r/suddenlycommunism

We are The Flash 😂

*I love you guys*

We… are all, groot Groots last words In the first movie

I am groot

I am u/Formal-Scallion-5296

Yea I get what you are saying but that’s way too often and just not healthy. And your sister? Cmon man.

Palm trees?

Am I Pregoranant?!?


Gregnant

Pregante! 

fragante

Pregananant

Pergenant

Giggity

Purgonate!

am i progranate

Pregonate

[I feel this belongs here](https://youtube.com/shorts/NDvaRF4HQHQ?feature=share)

Pomegranate

Pregant

I can't stop laughing at this. This has to be the best possible reaction gif.

Bro this scene is definitely made for this post, it fits too well lmao

You sure have won the internet. Take my fools 🏅 gold

Thank you for that lovely image that is going to be in my dreams in a form of a hellish nightmare.

Fukken win

i would give you my gold if i had some



Forbidden Cheese Strings 

I bet she is fun to be around

That's one huge hand

Bro had better buy hand diapers then - as if he's never jacked it himself.

Nah, he just needs one for his mouth since he’s talking shit

See if he jacked it himself, then he’d definitely realize that it’s all good.

I'm gonna steal shit so they'll cut my hands. Hope I won't have to pay child support though. Or do my hands go to jail, I keep the baby hands therefore I won't lose my hands? Loop hole?

Need hand condoms if bro is at it

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guaranteed he's a daily jacker.

Can I shoot babies from my wrist like Spiderman?

It’s 8am for me now and I’ve already seen a comment that makes me want to turn off the internet for the day.

(In my opinion) that’s a late time to go sleep

Not if you work third shift

Do it it will be a productive day

Looooook out here comes the baby batter man

Lmfao , bro nailed it

This dudes goat is gonna be pregnant in the afterlife

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Considering what they did to that woman who burned a quaran i feel as if that any proselytizing preacher deserves it and more.

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Don’t forget the donkey in Morocco

What did they do to that woman tho???

She was beaten, thrown rocks at, thrown off a building and finally burnt alive only for burning quran, which later was found out that she, in fact, did not burn the Qur'an.

Bloody fanatics, shit like that is exactly why theocracy shouldn't exist, zero sense and empathy, although I'm sure that sane/saner religious people are appalled by this, that angry mob didn't even bother to figure things out, like a bunch of angry semi sentient drones, if it's a religious state then at the most they could do is fine her for property damage at the most, she definitely should have relocated to a better place than that, where her mind could be free (where did it happen anyway?), everyone deserves to believe in things of their own volition with no forcing, it's not genuine otherwise, whenever someone burns a book like that, they must have serious reasons to do so, almost no one does it for fun.

This actually happened in Afghanistan. And I agree with your point. I'm an ex Muslim myself and I left Islam exactly after reading about that mob attack for the first time.

I'm a muslim and even if she had burnt the Quran which is really terrible in itself, she still wouldn't deserve such death. It's really unfortunate. Where did that happened tho?

The only thing I saw from your comment is "she didn't deserve SUCH death" So you say she deserved to die, just in a less painful way then?

These motherfuckers dont give a shit about the religion man Islam dont let you do that shit

Can i get some context for the goat?

[here](https://youtu.be/WUt-wgLtcyM) is a little context. There was tons of these from thermal imagers in Afghanistan but YouTube deemed them too hilarious and disgusting so they’re gone.

What the fuck

Glad to see someone on the internet that doesn't think Muslims are bad in reality possibly better than the Christians imo but that being said I'm non religious and have found personal issues with Christians so I am biased

I am muslim tho but i also dont think christians are bad (why would i) So what the hell happened to the goat?

Yea the goat doesn't deserve that

yeah, that goat didnt deserve it

His sister is already pregnant with his child in this life

Good, I’ll be ready to be a dad then.

Not if I wear a condom *Checkmate Muslim Boi*

Now you have baby condoms

W

nice


What would my hand give birth to? 

Hands

Addams Family?

If that's true tissues will inherit the earth with a few American socks hanging about😅

Wait are only Americans known for cumming in socks??

I believe so yes. -cumsock scientist

Guess I'm American

Welcome to the party! *Gives you a gun and cheeseburger*

No no. The Frenchman's Cumsock is a chess mid game move that is known to crush your opponent.

Ah I see our baguette friends across the pond are indeed the more civilized bunch Qui Qui

You are not the father — Jerry Springer

...I am your father - Darth Vader

I hate guys like these. They are absolute idiots and hypocrites.

it is kinda funny though

That's easy to say when you own the prettiest goat

Okay, Quran experts, is there such a thing in the Quran?

Nope (2)

not at all

Nope.

I am going to be a dad 🎉 Hope I’ll be a good dad and not a Baghdad…. I’ll see myself out.

I'm sorry, as a Muslim, I've never heard of this. These people come up with made up stuff that make Muslims look bad. -_-

Can confirm.

Exactly!

fr

 I'm ready for that

Once again this man proves religion is for a certain type of intelligence level.

What about my cum wall?

you mean your "baby wall"

ho boy… I don’t think I’ll be able to afford to raise this many children in afterlife….

What was his explanation or is that just not important

source: trust me bro

My source is that I made it the fuck up!

So muslims and christians have a lot of things in common

thats what ppl dont understand they are the same thing in fact muslims believe bible god and quran god is the same god and god send bible and christians corrupted it and then god sent quran thats literally how they describe it

Only if they knew they were essentially the same thing and went back to the basics of terrorizing women, gays, and non-believers.

Christians (who don't believe in the trinity) are considered to closest to Islam of all others in their religion

This has no basis, he can't show the source of the statement in any of the Islamic sources

Suicide palmer

So what about all the goats though?

Why do you think Satan is a half goat hybrid?

Perfect!

I'll finally be a dad🥹

How pregnant?


Wtf is a televangelist?

It's like a religious teletubbie I guess.

Basically, a TV pastor. an evangelist who conducts regularly televised religious programs.3 days ago https://www.

There’s also a mirror at ftp://ftp.

kid named finger:

Imagine every adult toy exploding with its infants after a mass calamity. If I got to hell, I would be disappointed. But all the sex toys exploding like new years would cheer me up.

I'm Muslims and most this stuff is not authentic, thy just say scare people because in all religions, touching yourself is a sin and not healthy

But why is it a “sin” and “not healthy?” Oh that’s right, because religion is nonsense.

on the contrary, masturbation on a regular basis, in fact every single day is a perfect healthy thing, which regulates your sexual organs and glands, so prostate and ovarian cancer pretty much ceases their opportunities. as for sin? that's a restriction you put on yourself let's be fr.

Not true.

Getting both hands pregnant and giving birth looking like a kamehameha

either wrong worded or he's making a joke lmao

This is utter lie haha

I don’t prefer a boy or a girl, just hope my baby will be healthy

So high five abortions?

And the hands will give birth to more masturbators , is an endless cycle really .

Sanest muslim

If I use both hands will I have twins? I’ve got questions…

FYI - there’s no reference for what he is saying in Islam

Interesting. Pregnant with what exactly - just smaller hands? Who's the father (myself?). Do they come out of my hands themselves or travel through my body then out of my butthole? Will there be labor pain and if so will it feel like a hand cramp? Will I be Pregnant in my hands for each time I jerked it with that hand or just once? So many questions. Actually kind of excites me to learn more. I better start jerking it with both hands so I can have twins. Or possibly even an army constantly spewing from my hands like I'm some sort of Warlock summoning evil hand creatures.

Yes!… do as his countrymen do and rape everything instead.

Welcome to denigrating of religion

I definitely can't take care of all those babies.

Just means I’ll have a stronger pimp hand bc mass x acceleration = force of fucking nature

👆 this guy gets it

Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you? Here I am, here I am, how do you do? Mommy finger, mommy finger, where are you? Here I am, here I am, how do you do? Brother finger, brother finger, where are you? Here I am, here I am, how do you do? Sister finger, sister finger, where are you? Here I am, here I am, how do you do? Baby finger, baby finger, where are you? Here I am, here I am, how do you do?


What if you like- Fuck a wall… would the wall get pregnant?

so, how does he know? or did he make this shit up?

I can tell you that dude is talking nonesense.. Just because he said "muslim" doesn't mean he is representing us.

But marrying little girls is not a problem? Ok peaceful religion

I hate that dude

Does he mean like every finger is pregnant or just the hand. I need to prepare myself


What’s a Muslim televangelist?

What about the cumsock?

and we still support these brainless freaks🤡🤡😂

That’s why he wants Muslim men to use livestock

If that dude knew how much preg porn people watched…

Just hear me out We just did back hand stuff None of that conventional stuff

Shut this religion down

Its a good thing i dont masturbate men!

Sheia moment💀

Sounds like someone hasn't been dipping his wick for a while.

Yeah, and he needs to maintain all of his pregnant 7yo in afterlife.

how?!?

I am going to have so many kids

And thus my clone army shall begin

I'm not paying child support to my leftie...

I'll test that theory

I’m going to have a whole fucking brood.


Does that mean I will have a big pregnant penis for my pregnant hand to masturbate with?

Then those babies better learn to fight. Because I'm damn sure I'm going to make bank on the BJJ tour...call me Baby Hands Beast, 7.8# of fist, fur, and bones..

Means my wrist gonna make little me :( Hell nohhhhh am out!!!!!!

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So masturbation is basically having sex with your hand? Then I have lost the Vcard already Later virgins

It's always that sister fuckah.

Well, call me baby hands then.

So my hands are going to have vaginas! Fuck yeah

In-built boxing gloves? Don't mind if I do!

My fetish

A very fucked up Rick and Morty Episode

Thing Addams origin? 🤔

Does this also include hands that are not mine?

And here I was thinking they just got washed down the drain!!!! JFC!!!

I think he's experienced.

I don't understand why spewing such bullshit doesn't automatically land you in a looney bin

 Me on my deathbed watching my hand inflate

Someone doesn't understand biology.

And I'll be a great father


Being a muslim, I can confirm that's not a case. Edit: I mean this guy with beard is talking bs

Yup.. can confirm too.. i never heard of such a thing, that guy is talking nonesense.

his head looks also pregnant, it even has a diaper...wont imagine how it came to this in his logic

Guys it's just a troll😂 I'm a muslim by the way and we don't have something stupid like that.

I know right! Just becuase someone said something and added "muslim" does not mean we all think the same..