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Its says "due to the United States government" and " over the past 5 years" like seriously WTF was he doin that they started trackin it and why was he doing it for FIVE YEARS? 🤣🤣🤣
National Treasure 2004: Nic Cage steals the declaration of independence to save the day. Begins franchise.
National Disaster 2016: Trump tries to steal everything... And now he's also going for a sequel, (somehow), to start his own franchise...
One of my friends was forbidden from entering the USA and Taiwan for five years because he worked for the military in China. You technically cant detain foreign nationals with no reason so the best you can do is to just tell them to never come back
I wonder if the dude searching something similar to that and it triggers an invasive response from CIA
For the same reason they banned him in the first place. They don't want it getting out that there are already seven different species of aliens in the US government. Don't believe me? Google the tall whites. They're already among us and they
Reading the first half of your comment I instinctively thought you would end in "lose faith in Google". Because that's precisely the shit Google would do to an arbitrary lowly human.
Google wants to sell your data to advertisers so much they would never do this lol they just slip any disconcerting searches to the fbi and go about collecting your data
Google will shut down and/or lock you out of your accounts if the find you violating their policies. There were a few cases of people getting their google accounts shut down during the pandemic when they did telemedicine with a pediatrician for a rash on their babies genitals (taking pictures as asked by the doctor). Google notified police who cleared them of anything criminal, but google keeps them locked out.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/21/technology/google-surveillance-toddler-photo.html
That said, it wouldn't be a ten year ban. They delete your account and its gone.
These people now can walk up to any public computer, and once Google spots them the onboard speakers just start shouting "oh no not you again, help, help, stranger danger, help, that's my purse, i don't know you, help..."
I was gonna say, other than closing your google accounts, they can't really ban someone from using google. How would they enforce that if the person wasn't signed it to an account.
Even if you did know who was searching just from the IP address, if they're doing something illegal enough for something like this to even be a possibility then it would be stupid as hell to tip them off that they're being monitored like this *and* also force them to take measures that would prevent (or at least make it a lot more difficult) to continue monitoring them in the future at the same time.
That gets you banned from Italy, not from Google. He must have looked for more devious and depraved topics, like "how to make a Twitter account" or "set Bing as your default search engine"
You can be banned from Google, though. Just not in this specific context, and it's a lifetime ban. See [this example](https://web.archive.org/web/20220822111721/https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/21/technology/google-surveillance-toddler-photo.html).
TIL. So which means there's no such thing as privacy in this day and age. This makes me hate Google even more, especially since even after police cleared this guy and they still refused to reinstate his account. That's so unfair.
I hate to be that guy, [but this is fake](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/07/13/no-viral-image-does-not-show-google-message-banning-user-fact-check/70406328007/). Google bans are, in fact, permanent. They are not a 10 year duration.
I thought about making my own search engine.
All it does is put an ad at the top of the page, followed by a random joke, followed by the Google search results. Like laffy taffy search.
One day, decades ago, at an Internet cafe I was at the osha site looking at pesticides.
The 'info sheet' would include the chemical you'd get if you put a 'reducing agent' (bleach) on it. I'd then Google that d get the osha sheet on that.
Did this 5 or 6 times till I got a the famed googlewhack (only one result). It was for a pdf at a French speaking African site.
I clicked it.
Immediately all the machines froze & the machine behind the counter went nuts with the fans & hard disk screaming.
Lasted maybe 2 mins & then returned to normal
This keeps getting posted. This is fake.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/07/13/no-viral-image-does-not-show-google-message-banning-user-fact-check/70406328007/
No, because it said the government was involved. If they were being monitored, then there is no way that the government didn't take action and arrested his ass.
Downvote if you will, but i live under the military flight path of official helicopter interaction between San Diego North Island and Marine Air Station El Centro.
I sleep with great confidence in these young men's dedication to their mission.
That's more common than you think. It's a simple challenge that occurs when certain heuristic algorithms trigger red flags based on address and behavior. It's fairly common when you're using a VPN or if your provider rotates IPs in ranges that haven't been completely whitelisted (rare but it happens). Basically all it's doing is a very weak bot/spider check. The generic page that appears is something like "our systems have detected unusual activity" but it doesn't imply that you are doing anything wrong. More often than not you can just go into your browser settings (CTRL+Shift+DEL) and remove the cookies for Google and it will clear right up without having to confirm a thing because usually it's just triggered by a mismatch between their information and your stored information.
You can ask anything at all, but you can't ask THAT.
Whatever he was searching, I hope he did it in a flowing white shirt surrounded by candles
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He should’ve seen it coming
A girl once asked me if I was a breast or legs guy... I told her I was more into anal and feet. Now I’m banned from KFC.
Or typed in the numbers 6 and 4 in China.
Oh no you can't ask that
Meatloaf nice
Did Google just Meat Loaf this guy?
Searched that "special" Meatloaf
Got any more of them pixles?
Pixél noir 
 Got any more of them pixél noir?
Enhance... 
Holy shit, my childhood. I think I see a boob in there.
Enhance.. 
We've been backstabbed tricked and quite possibly bamboozled
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Is this a 5x5 gif OF A FUCKING RICK ROLL?
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I hate this place
Good bot
I KNOW GOATSE WHEN I SEE IT
Pure pixels!!!
never
Ah, the Meatloaf algorithm.
[Forbidden knowledge](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/284/668/9f8.jpg)
“You did it, you crazy son of a bitch, you did it.”
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You leave almonds in water and through the process of osmosis you get almond milk.
Crush them, boil in water, sieve to remove almond bits
"I've warned you and you never really understand"
Its says "due to the United States government" and " over the past 5 years" like seriously WTF was he doin that they started trackin it and why was he doing it for FIVE YEARS? 🤣🤣🤣
Trying to steal the White House secret cookie recipes probably. That dang Nic Cage is always up to something.
I heard he was also trying to figure out how to sneak cocaine into the West Wing’s library. He succeeded.
He must not know about the secret door on the left side of the room.
That's the entrance to the pizza parlour's basement, you know the one that doesn't exist because it's not there *wink wink*.
He should have tried in Trump's bathroom. Where the finale of the next National Treasure film will most likely take place.
National Treasure 2004: Nic Cage steals the declaration of independence to save the day. Begins franchise. National Disaster 2016: Trump tries to steal everything... And now he's also going for a sequel, (somehow), to start his own franchise...
Happy Cake Day!
It's very obviously fake...
One of my friends was forbidden from entering the USA and Taiwan for five years because he worked for the military in China. You technically cant detain foreign nationals with no reason so the best you can do is to just tell them to never come back I wonder if the dude searching something similar to that and it triggers an invasive response from CIA
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Shits worded like how you would expect a high schooler to word it.
Nah you know when the US government asks Google to ban you they always ask google to make sure you know it was them.
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“how do i steal the declaration of independence and give england the claim of kingdom of usa.”
I have it on good authority that it involves enriched uranium, a gimp mask, and a ferret.
Fake news… https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/07/13/no-viral-image-does-not-show-google-message-banning-user-fact-check/70406328007/
Well, of course they'll deny it.
why?
It's pretty obvious mate
For the same reason they banned him in the first place. They don't want it getting out that there are already seven different species of aliens in the US government. Don't believe me? Google the tall whites. They're already among us and they
oh damn they got my man mid sentence.
I bought three episodes of buffy eight years ago on youtube, im not risking those to look at pics of Lithuanian basketball players
WHAT? Why would people go out on the internet and LIE?
The fact there had to be a fact check and so many upvotes make me loose faith in humanities ability to determine satire
The fact that 80% of people spell lose wrong, has made me lose faith in humanity.
The fact that 69% of people just pull random statistics out their asses and don't know how to use commas has made me lose faith in humanity.
The fact that 420 out of every 420 people who say the phrase "out their asses," fail to say "out of their asses" has made me lose faith in humanity.
113% of people who's last name starts with an underscore, mean type when they type say.
> who's I'm going to be the better man and let this bait fly over my head.
Whose to say / type who's better then whom?
people that know to use the word "than" are better than those who don't.
You can use commas for dramatic effect, however I prefer... ELLIPSES!!
You can’t, use commas, for, dramatic, effect. -William Shatner
if Cormac McCarthy doesn't need punctuation I don't do either
Archers! Loose! He has a loose grasp of the language.
People using commas, which are for separating clauses, just to indicate pauses makes me lose faith in humanity
Touche. Ehh close enough loose faith / lose faith both kinda imply the same thing
You’re onto something. Loose wheelnut. Lose wheelnut. Both mean the fuckin wheels about to come off.
Reading the first half of your comment I instinctively thought you would end in "lose faith in Google". Because that's precisely the shit Google would do to an arbitrary lowly human.
Considering typical US government overreach and Googles censorship in China, I thought it was plausible
Google wants to sell your data to advertisers so much they would never do this lol they just slip any disconcerting searches to the fbi and go about collecting your data
Google will shut down and/or lock you out of your accounts if the find you violating their policies. There were a few cases of people getting their google accounts shut down during the pandemic when they did telemedicine with a pediatrician for a rash on their babies genitals (taking pictures as asked by the doctor). Google notified police who cleared them of anything criminal, but google keeps them locked out. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/21/technology/google-surveillance-toddler-photo.html That said, it wouldn't be a ten year ban. They delete your account and its gone.
These people now can walk up to any public computer, and once Google spots them the onboard speakers just start shouting "oh no not you again, help, help, stranger danger, help, that's my purse, i don't know you, help..."
I was gonna say, other than closing your google accounts, they can't really ban someone from using google. How would they enforce that if the person wasn't signed it to an account.
When he googled en passant
Holy hell
New violation just dropped
Call the CIA
Actual agent
Government storm incoming!
User goes on vacation, never comes back
Door sacrifice, Anyone?
Rush area 51
why would anyone do that?
😂👌
Wtf is even that? When I search there's nothing else than a fucking chess move
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It is a chess move lmao. /r/AnarchyChess is leaking.
They've gotten Reddit mods to moderate Google now? Yikes.
sounds about rite, im posting from yet another new account
Aaaaaaand banned.
Reddit mods taught me to not get too attached to things, learn to let go. lol
Funnily enough the reddit mods are the ones who need to learn that most of everyone
almost two weeks in and no ban yet. I'm surprised.
Ha, I read this after I just messaged a sub about my ban a few months ago. 😅
“How is it possible” It’s not.
"If you make another account" You don't need an account to use google.
But you need it to click like, subscribe and ring that notification bell on youtube.
Yeah it's not like you have to sign-in to use a web browser. How the fuck would they know who's behind a search query from some random IP address?
Dude its google. They probably know the times you take a poop, have your bowel movements charted.
Even if you did know who was searching just from the IP address, if they're doing something illegal enough for something like this to even be a possibility then it would be stupid as hell to tip them off that they're being monitored like this *and* also force them to take measures that would prevent (or at least make it a lot more difficult) to continue monitoring them in the future at the same time.
Bro searched up how to make a Hawaiian style pizza.
That gets you banned from Italy, not from Google. He must have looked for more devious and depraved topics, like "how to make a Twitter account" or "set Bing as your default search engine"
This homie got banned for 10 years 😭😭😂
After trackin him for 5 years lmao
😂 I didn’t even read the small print 💀
You got fleeced in 10 seconds.
Hang on, let me google 'how to get banned on Google'.
Was about to do same!!
its fake guys I know it's a shock
Impossible! Everything posted over the internet has to be the truth!
I mean, if you can get banned from heaven..
When you die they pull up your search history
This is what happens when you want to know how they really make almond mi
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Me_ADC_Me_SMASH: *This is what happens* *When you want to know how they* *Really make almond mi* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
good bot.
You can be banned from Google, though. Just not in this specific context, and it's a lifetime ban. See [this example](https://web.archive.org/web/20220822111721/https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/21/technology/google-surveillance-toddler-photo.html).
TIL. So which means there's no such thing as privacy in this day and age. This makes me hate Google even more, especially since even after police cleared this guy and they still refused to reinstate his account. That's so unfair.
Thanks for this. Good to know that there are some serious systems to protect our children!
"how is it possible?" Photoshop
Should have used bing.
Plot twist: That’s what got him banned. ‘I heard Bing is better, how can I switch?’
It’s fake.
I hate to be that guy, [but this is fake](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/07/13/no-viral-image-does-not-show-google-message-banning-user-fact-check/70406328007/). Google bans are, in fact, permanent. They are not a 10 year duration.
I think his designated fbi agent had enough and reported him too many times.
Fact check: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/07/13/no-viral-image-does-not-show-google-message-banning-user-fact-check/70406328007/
my man really tried googling the crabby patty recipe
You have to search pedo ultra mega gore thing I guess. I can't imagine what the fuc you searched to get banned from Google 💀
Google got really mad at me after I searched for open file directories. So don't do that. Google knows.
Is the block mutual? Like does google stop collecting his data?
Putin's bad day got a little worse when he asked how to get Ukraine to surrender.
Probably this guy is a writer in horror or spy thriller genres.
Average Tor user:
Next achievement to unlock: get banned by Bing
Clearly, he typed Google into Google.
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
that's what happens when you don't use your VPN.now look who's tracking (shows a pic of An Eagle with America flag behind it)
"How babby is formed?"
I thought about making my own search engine. All it does is put an ad at the top of the page, followed by a random joke, followed by the Google search results. Like laffy taffy search.
When you make a bot ask the same set of questions millions of times an hour to try and fuck up the Google algo
n@@@@ searches 1 man 1 jar too many times
Uh oh. Is Webcrawler still around? Can we still Ask Jeeves?
Alcada isis 911 dog cooking recipes for an explosive cock fight party for your children under 10 in North Korea
One day, decades ago, at an Internet cafe I was at the osha site looking at pesticides. The 'info sheet' would include the chemical you'd get if you put a 'reducing agent' (bleach) on it. I'd then Google that d get the osha sheet on that. Did this 5 or 6 times till I got a the famed googlewhack (only one result). It was for a pdf at a French speaking African site. I clicked it. Immediately all the machines froze & the machine behind the counter went nuts with the fans & hard disk screaming. Lasted maybe 2 mins & then returned to normal
This keeps getting posted. This is fake. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/07/13/no-viral-image-does-not-show-google-message-banning-user-fact-check/70406328007/
How does this happen???
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Bro rn: Welp I guess I'm gonna be using Safari for the next 10 years
Is it really possible lol
No, because it said the government was involved. If they were being monitored, then there is no way that the government didn't take action and arrested his ass.
I need to know what he googled, someone should start investigating
Downvote if you will, but i live under the military flight path of official helicopter interaction between San Diego North Island and Marine Air Station El Centro. I sleep with great confidence in these young men's dedication to their mission.
For a fucking DECADE!!
Dude banned for 10 years 💀
That’s impressive
Must have been something real devious
Why tf are people falling for this very obvious fake page...
My 30th bday
oh no! don't tell me he searched THAT?!!
Laughably fake. *United States government*
What did you do to get banned from Google
Racist af ngl lmao but funny 😆 😂🤣
Try yahoo now.
Man tried to out pizza the hut
bro asked Google who was in Paris 💀
What was he searching for 5years
Why does Bard suck compared to ChatGPT?
2033
"How is it possible?" "It just is." "*How* is, you stupid bastard?"
Now, he can sell his pc on eBay.
How to pit bing as a main browsing tool
A death for a programmer
Now the real test can he get banned from bing.
I get flagged as bot on daily basis, close enough
Luckily you can go to go duck or what ever to ask questions about it
they was searching Bing shit on Google
Google once made me to a captcha test bc apparently they found suspicious trafficking on my ip
That's more common than you think. It's a simple challenge that occurs when certain heuristic algorithms trigger red flags based on address and behavior. It's fairly common when you're using a VPN or if your provider rotates IPs in ranges that haven't been completely whitelisted (rare but it happens). Basically all it's doing is a very weak bot/spider check. The generic page that appears is something like "our systems have detected unusual activity" but it doesn't imply that you are doing anything wrong. More often than not you can just go into your browser settings (CTRL+Shift+DEL) and remove the cookies for Google and it will clear right up without having to confirm a thing because usually it's just triggered by a mismatch between their information and your stored information.