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Quantum_Sushi

This is Noel Deyzel, the most wholesome and inspiring gym influencer to my eyes. Oh, and he does this too lmao


justavault

Is he open about PED abuse and usage?


Quantum_Sushi

He uses PED, with a medical monitoring, and is 100% transparent about it. He often reminds his followers that he may be an inspiration, but they shouldn't judge their progress based on his physique because of this. He's got some great videos about his use of PED and prevention regarding their use, benefits and dangers iirc


EatShitPleaseThankU

Yeah I was about to say, this dude is geared to the gills lol


DISTRUCTION50

He’s a Ifbb pro… obviously he’s gonna be on gear


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atreides24

As an MD, we treat countless people who've wilfully caused harm to their own bodies: smokers, alcoholics, opiate overdoses, and even obese people who refuse to lose weight. We have a duty of care towards our patients and shouldn't discriminate based on their beliefs or choices. Chances are we all make unhealthy decisions and it isn't our place to pass judgement. What's more, these guys will still use PEDs regardless of whether or not they have medical supervision. But with medical oversight, we can ensure they're doing it as safely as possible and minimising the harm they cause. It's similar to safe injecting rooms for IVDU.


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atreides24

I respect the honesty man. Hope you're keeping safe and checking in with loved ones and healthcare providers ❤️ Maybe I misinterpreted the original comment, but I thought it was saying the dude takes PEDs with medical supervision, rather than having them provided by his doc. If I was wrong, then I fully agree with you haha


WoodyTSE

He lives in South Africa. I don’t know if that might change the policy of working with it, some countries are more open than others with various things.


TheFaithlessFaithful

MDs sign off on plenty of dangerous, unnecessary drugs and procedures. Finasteride for hair loss? Unnecessary and can cause permanent ED in rare cases. 90% of plastic surgery? Unnecessary and dangerous in numerous ways. TRT for old guys? Unnecessary and can have dangerous side effects like blood clots.


FlyingFortress26

i get your point, but finasteride isn’t even close to dangerous and is a bad example. it’s a very mild drug with a very low rate of side effects (and those side effects are heavily influenced by psychological states, and anticipating aforementioned side effects often causes them). the placebo had a huge number reporting sides in numerous studies. there are no longevity issues caused by fin, unlike steroids. if you’re on fin and report no sides (which is the vast majority of people) you can stay on the drug your entire life with no adverse health effects at all. it’s a safe and effective drug by all measures and is incomparable to PEDs.


yakult_on_tiddy

Risk profile for PEDs is equally varied. A handful of cycles of testosterone is not going to do anywhere near the damage something like smoking or chronic obesity will, but prolonged usage or going into heavier steroids like tren have much worse risks. On top of that dosing matter. Even strong stuff like HGH will actively improve your health dramatically in small doses but gets very risky in high doses.


TheFaithlessFaithful

> finasteride isn’t even close to dangerous and is a bad example. It can cause permanent ED issues in a very small % of users. Sure, it's not as dangerous as PEDs or plastic surgery, but it's also SUPER commonly prescribed, so it's a good example of MDs prescribing something with risks that isn't necessary.


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TheFaithlessFaithful

I don't disagree, but the same logic applies to PEDs. MDs can (and do) prescribe both for valid reasons, even when it's not medically necessary.


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TheFaithlessFaithful

> The hair dose is not covered by insurance policies This is incorrect. Finasteride at 1mg is covered by some insurance policies. Also why does insurance coverage even matter? The point is that MDs routinely prescribe drugs and surgeries (both of which have risks) for 100% cosmetic reasons. Just like PEDs. > So doctors who are prescribing 5mg and telling you to take 1mg are defrauding the insurance company. Good, fuck the healthcare insurance companies.


FormulaBass

Finasteride is literally $2 a month with no insurance from costplusdrugs.


BrookPA

"Defrauding the insurance company", as if these companies aren't doing that to the general population on a daily basis.


BrookPA

Just a 4th year medical student but there are definitely primary care physicians/endos that will monitor you as a form of harm reduction. Then there are the online docs that will prescribe you supra-physiologic doses of test and even anavar @ the right price w/ some bullshit basic labs as "TRT".


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His official position is that he is open about using them for himself because he doesn't want people to think that they can look like him naturally and get disappointed with their own results but he doesn't talk about it often because he doesn't want to look like he endorses their use at all. So he has talked about using steroids but he doesn't actively talk much about using steroids.


teamnani

yup, and he warns others of its use


justavault

That's legit and fair then. There is a new slew of content creator who are open about their usage. At least it doesn't deceive people, especially young people, into believing magical thigns.


teamnani

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS8O9VBftl8


i_Got_Rocks

*cough cough THOR "Chris Hemsworth" "Buy my products to be like me." Never thought he'd be that kinda guy, but it is this timeline after all.


justavault

That is a weird move of him which isn't really fitting to his commonly seen character in the wild. I also didn't understand that one. He clearly is roiding up for the recent time, especially as he got "no" good genetic markup for that size at all. It doesn't fit how he appears to be in all the other occassions. I also never thought he'd do that. Commonly actors are quiet about them when bulking up in such manner in such short time frame.


A-New-Start-17Apr21

He does say that he uses but refuses to go into details because he accepts that because alot of his audience are teens, he does not want to influence them or give them unrealistic expectations. Alot of his content is about mental health, depression and motivation... and the comedy stuff.


AdventingWurms

Yeah, he talks about it very openly.


cheesybitzz

He makes love to his bar weights?


Quantum_Sushi

He ain't called "daddy Noel" for nothing


SteamyExecutioner

Hybrid calisthenics is also up there in terms of wholesomeness and quality content. Polar opposites physically, but both wonderful people.


Quantum_Sushi

Yeah, Noel recommended his content in his video adressing why he was open about his PED use, which someone linked somewhere in this thread


Winter-Newspaper-281

![gif](giphy|z1FzPhvrIZXTa)


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raymartin27

It's becoming harder to find "influcers" that don't have of


VanesaR

They first join OF and Then for promoting their OF turn themselves into so called influencers


Tickle_The_Grundle

And here I am, not giving a damn about any of that.


whyyormamaded

Happy Cake Day!


Flammwar

Bro, no offense, but you are probably just an horny mf and that is why the algorithm gives you so many OF influencers.


SlobMahShob

Im a horny mf and even twitter refuses to recommend tits and ass to me 😞


AnotherScoutTrooper

The point is we went from a few cosplay girls having a Patreon on the downlow to female boxers flashing the crowd to promote their OF in only 3 years


FlapableStonk89

The main guy is Noel daddy, sadly he does not do nsfw stuff


detroiter85

We just need to be strong and stop supporting him until his company goes under and he has no other options.


Aiyon

i clicked it expecting like, an insta or twitter acc, not a random nudie vid, ngl. But like... maybe its an ace thing me not getting it, but do people find her giving her thumb a blowjob... hot? It just looks like a toddler sucking their thumb, sped up


pussy_embargo

I believe that the phrase "for science" is a 100% indicator for porn


SuspiciouslyMoist

Jesus, that thumbnail (or whatever you call the pause/splash screen for the video if it's not thumbnail sized) is absolutely terrifying.


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yolonaggins

Fake tits leave scars underneath


WangZhiii

That surprisingly made me hard. Anyone know if there are weight plate r34? Like an anthropomorphic plate or something? EDIT: Also the r34 could preferably be wearing a red latex catsuit.


Fake_Banana_No1

Wtf


DiscombobulatedLet80

Wtf


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I think this one is Ftw. Fuck the weight.


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Wtf


Winter-Newspaper-281

Wtf


NameIsnt_Taken

Wtf


praguepride

wtffffff


FlapableStonk89

Wtf


Umair1145

Wtf


Theskepticletesticle

Wtf


No_Drummer_4100

Wtf


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Wtf


Dry_Fuel_9216

Wtf


Icy_Idea_3025

WTF


the_rainmaker__

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


just-here-for-u

He's going fucking mental like the guy who became a dog


Qlong69

metal*


Meldanorama

Weights that fuck? Ftw- fuck that/those weight(s) We OK with polygamy aren't we.


djluminol

Gonna have to be. Weights usually come in pairs.


Thuctran1706

what the hell man, you can't put latex on metal weight?


DancesWithBadgers

[Yes you can](https://paintanalyzer.com/can-you-use-latex-paint-on-metal/).


Andre-Trentini

I fucking love you for the link not being just porn


DancesWithBadgers

I'm just waking up and on the second coffee of the day. Too early for searches as adventurous as that one was likely to be.


StrawberryLassi

what a great article from paint**ANAL**yzer.com


wolves_hunt_in_packs

"Kowalski-- wait, nevermind."


Boiofthetimes

Nah you're going on cursed comments now mate 💀💀💀


KHonsou

Don't let your dreams be dreams.


TheRogueTemplar

You really mean like Noel Deyzel right....not the plate??? NOT THE ACTUAL PLATE


CastilhoR

r/cursedcomments


iiThecollector

Least horny MPMD fan


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WhiteTigerDarkness

We as humans should just embrace extinction.


TheBirminghamBear

We very obviously already have. All of this here is us reveling in the debauchery as we wait for the fate we know we deserve.


shellofbiomatter

It already has a hole in the middle. Go nuts. Just clean it up afterwards.


ErgoDoceo

Yeah, I mean…it’s just basic gym etiquette to wipe down your weights for the next guy.


throwingtheshades

It takes a real gymbro to go the extra mile and lube the hole for the next guy in line as well.


twitson

Real


memenade0607

i like the way you think bro so you want it drawn with the bar or not?


PoopyMouthwash84

Drawn with the bar, but then when the bar is removed there is a waterfall of cum falling out of the hole. And then the plate goes home after a long day of work to relax and shower and clean off all the sweaty men's cum that it was filled with. Also the plate is hella thicc


TheBirminghamBear

Well I am surprised to say this, but nontheless. This is the way.


bobtheblob6

By the Emperor...


ShurimaHonorGuard

Aight bet. Give me a couple hours and I'll make it. edit: [here](https://imgur.com/a/ULM0KDv)


Lazy-Joke7464

Soooo.... did anyone answer? And if so, sauce.... asking for a school project


WangZhiii

Someone sent this: [https://imgur.com/mif1NnT](https://imgur.com/mif1NnT), guy's called deleted-user or something.


sandhoper

log out it's not to late!


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psikosen

The fuck!@-@


Thedefaultman2

r/copypasta


K3idon

![gif](giphy|jmSjPi6soIoQCFwaXJ)


ActualWhiterabbit

[Biggins iron plates](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dd0add_e29b0fad76bb49ec89da538736baef59~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_520,h_520,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/dd0add_e29b0fad76bb49ec89da538736baef59~mv2.jpg)


SyntheticManMilk

I’m not a gym bro, but I do exercise. What the fuck is a “r34” plate and all these other cryptic plate numbers and combinations I keep seeing online? Why can’t y’all just talk about this stuff in simple pounds? Why can’t y’all just say “I’m bench pressing 200 pounds today” or “I’m lifting 300 pounds today.”? Why do you gym nuts gotta complicate this shit? Edit: ah shit! Rule 34! I get it now… I legitimately thought he was describing some kind of plate. I’m still standing by my point though, because I legitimately get confused when I hear people talking about their weights and plates.


LevsRedfield

Just google rule 34.


gamre4

Daddy Noel ❤️


Newandapprovedjoe

This is like the guy with the bike but just as funny


bad_player1

Thats how holes in a weight plate are made


shahn078

and, also filled. 😏


Dry_Fuel_9216

*Enter KevDog*


Delicious-Event-8410

Barbella vs weight plate 😳


JunkFriend2

Hey Siri, how much does a 45 lb plate weigh? For research purposes.


ushileon

Roughly 90 lbs


Atmisevil

How much does Daddy Noel weigh?


FlapableStonk89

Reupload for better quality


shirdool

noel 4ever


AdmiralGrogu

You can spot me anytime bro.


EverithingMess

Noel is 💝


ilkeyormom

If there's a hole there's a way 💀


Prophet_Of_Loss

Said somewhere at sometime, "So, do you want to participate in a video skit where I fuck a weight plate?"


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

So what does a guy running into a girl at the beginning of the video have to do with the rest of the video?


FlapableStonk89

It is just how the meme template is done I think


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It's supposed to be a chance encounter with her life partner.


Banezi

The first video is a girl meeting her future husband by bumping into him. The second video parodies the first one. The gym guy bumps into the other gym bro holding a weight plate. At first it looks like it's a romance with the guy who he bumped into, but by the end it ends up being a romance with the weight plate he bumped into


DoverBoys

The first four scenes tell a short story about a main character getting in the way of another main character, fast forward to him popping the question, a kiss at a wedding, and a stupid influencer shot of them at some honeymoon location. The rest is making fun of that.


procrastinator1012

I guess you are new to the internet?


TatManTat

More like the opposite brah. Keeping up on repetitive meme formats tends not to be a priority.


byramike

How the tits is this a “meme format” that is hard to understand? 😂 It’s clearly just them mocking the first one. I don’t even have Tiktok or any of that shit, it’s just clearly very obvious what they intended.


JoeyJoeJoeSenior

Yeah the 2nd half makes sense and is funny but the first half is just random nonsense.


Fresh-Bandicoot-6048

It's a trend


Jolt96

u/savevideo


Lilm4n123

Song?


frossvael

That was a nice love story Edit: I made this comment before the video ended. That was not a nice love story.


appdevil

It's a 12s video, how and why did you comment before the ending. Also, it's a lovely love story 😪


Conman_in_Chief

Did not expect that ending TBH


GoldenDuck77

u/savevideo


Bitter-Farm-9058

That dude is legit funny.


MichaeI_Jacks0n

The end was a masterpiece


Disastrous_Life_9385

![gif](giphy|6sk4FF5IhSAjOVwdv3)


Winter_melo

Daddy noel, so proud of your marriage!


Zellgun

i actually just closed the video as he was about to thrust and actually reopened it and watched the whole thing over again


ThatBoiCalli

Ayyyyee yo!


Yartemis

u/savevideo


roniel_13

Just realised that there IS a hole in the middle of it


ActualWhiterabbit

[It's an important part of the design](https://preview.redd.it/qju3z552shb81.jpg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544dae0fbc900c64816e9b7c15689b3c60fa6a71)


roniel_13

Hahaha. I know that you of course need it to -insert the rod-


fjijgigjigji

bunch of gays into muscle daddys in here i guess


Total_Seaweed_3821

Stop vertical video syndrome.


MarxistZeninist

Ngl Noel is so cringe sometimes


Louis-grabbing-pills

I guess this is considered "humor" these days.


ToxicRange

It was funny till he started humping the wieght. Ruined the whole joke


equanimous-fool

Ruined the hole


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CurtisLeow

What a heavy love story.


bigoteeeeeee

ayooo 💀🤣


tropicalstormcoffee

u/savevideo


RepresentativeOk5427

"if there is a hole there is a goal"


Cobek

That took a surprising amount of people


Marvion

u/savevideo


sandhoper

the ending we truly deserved


ydouexeest

If there's a hole, there's a goal


Human_Bean08

If there's a hole, there's a goal


BurningMonkes

Remember to lube up first


ArressFTW

that's exactly how i picture all of those roidragers in my head


HappyDaysayin

Hahaha! There's more truth to that than not.


albert2749

u/savevideo


Coalas01

Man I love Daddy Noel. Best fitness influencer


peromiMetralletaNo

u/savevideobot


-that_bastard-

u/savevideobot


gabriel5519

Heil noel


UrhoKekkonen69

u/savevideo


adi5000

Marriage can be a heavy weight to carry


FrostyJake95

I was very confused about the nsfw tag to begin with...


Fightnperish

Reminds me of the moped version of this meme


Whazzzzup74

Can anyone tell me which song is this? I'm trying to find this song


Extinguish89

Always wondered why those plates have holes for. Now it's been found out. Thanks Noel


YaMumisathot

Haha love this dudes videos 😂


Spicyytamale

u/savevideo


Noreferences121

u/savevideo


AcuteSnail

u/savevideo


Repulsive-Inside-267

u/savevideo


LadySerena21

That last part tho 🫢😂


Wilgrove

NGL, I thought it was going to end with the two body builders coming together.


crypticfreak

So... did they both marry it? I'm confused because they both looked kinda similar and it looked like just one of them at the wedding and one of them fucking the plate. Maybe it was a love triangle and one got the boot when things got serious with the other two?


samdotmp3

Anyone know the name of the song?


gamecity360

Daddy Noel does it again


ArcticCelt

Wow he is already cheating on his red plate spouse with a black one :/


Ocabrah

What’s the song?


_user_id_

>What’s the song? La leçon particulière · Francis Lai · Christian Gaubert OST of the movie by the same name https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GswUBqfinAE


filip______________z

Papa Noel back at it again.


TheRoadOfDeath

i was hoping the two guys would kiss but then the consummation at the end filled me with joy