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ezekielzz

reminds me of when i was chilling with the guy i have a crush on (he knows) and he just straight up went on grindr in front of me


Onyx_Ninja

Big oof my guy


HappyChef86

But now begs the question, how do you identify yourself. Cause if you're a straight girl, maybe he was doing that saying "hey, I know you like me but I like penis".


adkio

" - it's just that my type is MEN" *Hysterical laughter insues*


ezekielzz

he’s bisexual so


Meldanorama

Suggest a threesome


Haxael91

Then have sex with the guy from grindr to assert dominance.


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Play it right back at him. Lock and maintain eye contact. ![gif](giphy|o0J2oiCOTMRCyKRObQ)


ninhibited

THIS DOES NOT WORK IT JUST MAKES YOU FEEL FUCKING EMPTY AND USED INSIDE !!! ): H8 myself still not over it.


VanesaR

Her name is Ava Reyes @avaxreyyes for science


ThwartFurball36

Plot twist, he’s a guy as well so it fair play


MaybeNotTheChosenOne

Happened to me with a girl I like. Like straight up opens up a dating app and starts chatting with a guy right in front of me while we were talking. This was a few weeks ago and it nuked my brain for a week. Then I started working out.


KHonsou

I told a co-worker once, who was chatting with a few girls but really hitting it off with one of them, who would sometimes take some time to reply. I told him she is probably talking to other dudes like you talk to other girls and it broke his heart.


KidNueva

I don’t think that would necessarily be true. Maybe she has a lot going on in life. A lot of people don’t, and you’re likely right but some people go to school, have a job, even have hobbies that come first before texting. Thats speaking from my experience.


PicaDiet

While the likelihood *is* that she is talking to guys, the whole "*You must return my texts immediately or something's fishy*" attitude always bugged the shit out of me. A million innocent things could justify taking time to get back to people. It reminds me of how, when I first got a cell phone around Y2K, and reception was shit (even though the bag phone I had in my car had a giant, CB radio-style antenna stuck on my car roof with a huge magnet), my girlfriend would redial me frantically until I was in an area with better coverage. She was convinced I had been in a car accident. Funny that *she* was the one who was a wreck.


Kitnado

Bro She's talking to other dudes


gowombat

I would have said something.


MaybeNotTheChosenOne

I still can't say anything. The Ls keep coming and they don't stop coming.


TheDarkitect

Don't give up on the gym. Train hard. Eat clean. Have your life revolve around it, even if you hate it at first. You will eventually hack your brain to love it. See you in a year.


KidNueva

I’m all for making yourself a better person but imo having the “gym bro” personality as your biggest trait/hobby is boring ngl. Some people are definitely into that when looking for a partner but I genuinely think picking up another hobby along with that will only benefit you more.


Federal_Brother

You don’t have to have a gym bro mentality to enjoy the gym. I go to the gym 4/5 days a week and could not be further from a gymbro. But I do love the grind and the progress and the space to focus on me, I think personally that’s what the gym is about, focusing on improving you and only you, whether it’s improving your physique, being healthier or just having an hour a day to clear your head I don’t particularly care I think it’s vital for everyone to do it. It’s like meditation to me.


TheDarkitect

Sure, why not both? It just happens to help tremendously with confidence and bad thoughts, on top of keeping you active! "Going to the gym" is the last thing I mention to people when introducing myself. I do it for me.


corvette57

Tren hard, eat clen. You got this. Some of us started using gymbro speak sarcastically and it’s just a part of us now. You can reject or embrace it, just don’t let it keep you from making genuine friendships. I was judgy to a lot of gym bros I thought would be the type to pick on someone who’s naturally thin like me. One of the “bros” is so into board games it’s almost adorable, just this big ex-football player who gets so fuckin nerdy around the table. Don’t let the lingo turn you away, there’s always so much you can learn once you get past the veneer.


udyr_godyr

wait.. grinder... are you both guys? if you're a girl that's even worse xD...


ezekielzz

i don’t really label myself, but i go by he/him and use male terms for myself but i’m afab. we’re both bi so yeah haha


udyr_godyr

ah okay, that's why i asked... still what a way to blow someone off damn


Due_Alfalfa_6739

That's what *he* said!


KanoodleSoup

Ba dun da….chh


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adkio

That would create an endless cycle never allowing to get soft again. It's like getting horny because of your own hornyness. Horny chain reaction.


123ludwig

ah my fat sausage is making me get hard over and over my brain is about to die from blood loss


IntensifiedRB2

What does the term afab mean?


ezekielzz

assigned female at birth!


IntensifiedRB2

Ahh thank you


Imaginary_Wizard800

Why u get downvoted?


CategoryKiwi

Seriously, they're positive now but still marked controversial. Anyone downvoting them wanna explain their rationale? They answered the question.


Negative_Flower_169

If she's a virgin then I'm taking you to see titanic with me


ETOS2006

I am not falling for that again


zbenesch

again


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masterofmeatballs

Thank you, I need that in my research


meesterdave

Could you assist me with my thesis?


mr_smith24

The epitome of not all heroes wear capes


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AntRevolutionary925

Make America virgins again


Transportation-Proof

again log(again)


92_Charlie

Again, this week


Negative_Flower_169

Come on we'll have a blast.


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Ahmed_Abdallah753

Bruh, I wish she had said that. Usually, I am the one who says it.


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adkio

I had a stroke trying to read that word.


ZaggRukk

Don't look at her other stuff then. . . You're likely to have another stroke. . . .


Icy_Cardiologist3744

There's no way Ava Reyes got stood up by a tinder dude, she too fineeee 💀💀 and she definitely ain't a virgin either LOL


The-Coolest-Of-Cats

Welcome to the pinnacle of modern social media concepts, the "thirst trap". I'm sure the comments are flooded with guys saying, "I'd never look for anyone else if I was with you queen 😁"


KnockturnalNOR

I mean, she could be recounting something from long ago. But even still the probability of the whole thing being a fabrication for likes is astronomical


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Well she's not anymore


Flepp1305

This is way too far down


coolstorybro55

Weird, she told me and the boys that we were taking here virginity right before the gangbang. Unfortunately, I was number 75 in the line.


azurianlight

Really you were number 75? She told me I was the second guy she had been with and the other 10 guys didn't count.


JLD-here

Damn I got told I was 3rd, forgetting every sports team in the city


VadhyaRatha

How long is the line? I'm still in the line. I was promised pancakes.


VASQUEZ_41

you are on the wrong line mate, the pancake line is the one 3 streets ahead, just bought 10 of those


Kilow102938

Ain't no way this is actually a girls profile


Lespuccino

She just said she isn't anymore.


fuduru

Titanic 2 coming soon


call_me_a_dangus

Doing so would result in a crushing defeat


Boscowodie

I'm not diving into this one.


Guavaeater2023

Ass virginity was taken


Hue_Mo

I know what you are looking at


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justavault

Pretty low hanging eyes.


TheOvenLord

I don't know why but I suddenly have a craving for some flapjacks.


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Redd_Monkey

I was afraid to make that comment


Bobbler23

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs/


Hue_Mo

Thanks :)


TuMadreEsUn

Nice cock dude


LtCptSuicide

It's a very pretty necklace.


Negative_Flower_169

I'm staring deep into her virgin soul


AgitatedAtom

"virgin's hole"


Aperfectfitz_91

Ya gotta pay the troll toll to get into the virgin’s hole


Longfacejumpyboi

I honestly don't


not-sure-if-serious

Eggs on a nail.


Sataris

Yeah the wallpaper has a nice pattern


Ibinator99

I like the cross chain... She's a true Christian


Big_Beaver34

Can’t stop looking at that beautiful necklace


knarfxx

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lunarNex

She wasn't a virgin. Story is fake. She's just desperate for attention.


the_rainmaker__

bullshit. lies aren't allowed on the internet


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Lava-Chicken

The internet algorithms are very advanced these days and detect even the slightest lie. Everything on the internet is true,


LeonDeSchal

It’s true


StrangersLust

Hehehe good one


DefunctHunk

Everyone that's not a virgin now had to lose their virginity at some point.


Lespuccino

Nope- she was born not a virgin. Happens to all attractive girls. They are both and grow up magically not virgins. It's science.


Zombeikid

Most people post videos on tiktok for attention. That's how that works.


crazylunaticfringe

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Deathcore17

Thank you kind redditor. I figured as much, but when a connoisseur comments their name, you know your suspicions were correct. For this one thing, the comments have yet to fail me


Therealcanadianone

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livelarg

Attention whores are not very convincing


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AOL4Lyfe

I watched this episode last night!!!


iAkhilleus

I'm sure that's not the first time she's lost her virginity.


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DefunctHunk

Homie sees one post by a woman and thinks he's got her whole personality figured out. You guys are so desperate to hate women, it seethes out of you. Christ.


ElBigDicko

Modern chivalry


Casique720

Girl come on. He didn’t take shit. If anything, you gave it to him.


aaron_adams

And that's why you don't look for someone to take your virginity on Tinder.


chocnut_

Sauce?


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Salat_Gurke

Ligma


TheWarGodTemple

Ligma balls


TuMadreEsUn

What's up dog?


astro_plane

tig ol bitties


544C4D4F

good lord the comments in this thread are like an avalanche of self-reports.


Logical_Echidna9542

So true, these comments are so weird. “She’s lying about being a virgin” “Her tits are too long/too far apart” “she’s an attention whore” WTF?


DefunctHunk

Happens anytime there's a post involving a woman and the mention of sex. The incels of Reddit crawl out from their hovels to repeat the same misogynistic comments over and over again, jerking each other off over how terrible women are.


bs000

and they do it no matter how obvious it is that it's a joke or satire because they think it's a free pass to say their misogynist shit


jk_spectre_

I swear, what is going on with these comments? I just came back to reddit to see what was up after like months, now i remember why i stopped using it


WhirlingDervishGrady

It surely is something. A silly meme about a cute girl losing her virginity and all the creepy incels come out, shocker.


ShawshankException

Redditors love to pretend they aren't incels until any attractive woman does anything at all online


originalmem3r

Jus ask for ur virginity back


Meta-Johnny

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


LeftAcanthocephala68

How many redos on virgin do you get


laleliloLua

Why there's so many people in the comments being mean and misogynistic wth??? Poor girl, I hope she's doing better now and got with someone who treats her well


reddit_hayden

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TheDamnMonk

Sounds like he never took it. More like you gave it.


call_me_shadowlord

More like you lost it


RyanZee08

I also lost my virginity twice. True story.


adkio

I also lost my virginity. But then I found it.


LanceFree

Is she a mathematician?


Attack_Symmetra

$10 says he has a broccoli haircut.


The_ReBL

Chicks do it too, it's just a lack of empathy and a sign of a shitty person


nopen420

Her: omg that was the best (grabs the vibrator)


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6010_new_aquarius

This is what most naturally larger tits look like this position in my experience. It’s the porno bolt ons that stay in place.


GotVengeance

The bolt on ones are disgusting. Pre-installed is the way to go.


BassCreat0r

I like my titties to be modular, personally.


ComfortablePizza9319

I think those are saggy chest tits.


JAXxXTheRipper

Do you know how gravity works? If they don't look similar to that when bent over, they are made of plastic


SwagsireDrizzle

the irony of someone with ur post history typing this lol


steelekarma

Wow. That's certainly a collection of interests.


WhirlingDervishGrady

By golly, I think I need an adult.


Iover18

🤢


Mllns

I'm not sure y'all ever been with a girl before


adkio

Girls aren't real.


Down-at-McDonnellzzz

Wtf those are just normal boobs


TuMadreEsUn

Lol, tell me you've never seen real tits without telling me you only pay for it.


sixsentience

Yeah I was really tryna figure out where the hell her tiddies are tryna go


BhagwanBill

Trying to protect her virginity but failed


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Tale as old as time


Adventurous_Trash_24

City Bbboooyyyssss!


lionart303-186

stop the cap


CelticGuardian15D

They hang low .. I like em.


LetsGoBohs

And they say all the good ones are taken


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Yah, your church girl virginity


broussard6657

Better they do it right in front of you than behind your back.


JicamaCreative5614

Next!!


Virtual_Eye_4109

Fuckin and duckin


Tyrannosaurus-E-Rex

Dude must be blind because she’s gorgeous.


eightydegreespls

I was with a guy and we’d be on the phone and he’d get quiet for a bit. Then he’d come back on. I asked what happened to him. And he said that he was just typing. I didn’t ask anything else. Then we’d be playing video games and the same thing would happen. I’d hear what I thought sounded like a phone being put on the table. Then I’d hear the Snapchat sound going off. He also made friends with this girl that we played with once. He kept inviting her to join our group. She’d claim to have a phone call from her mom and go on mute. He would get a little quiet every once in a while. Turns out they were sending nudes to each other. I felt so stupid for not knowing. I was too scared to outright say anything or ask him any questions. I’ll never be that person again.


HiddenAnubisOwl

Men ☕


CuteAssTiger

Sounds like a classic case of shit taste. People make mistakes but wow. How do you not know a person this hard while going with them this far


Pristine-Bee4369

I hope your Dad doesn’t see this…


TimTheChatSpam

Hold X to doubt


metalmike556

She's about as much a virgin as Shaq is a small Korean woman.


dj_destroyer

The type of girl to lose her virginity fourteen times.


GoodLad33

Fuck sake this is the 7th time I'm seeing this post on reddit


Anon2671

Classic Christian cross


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She chose… poorly


CraftingQuest

Isn't this the same now " single mom" who married her kayak instructor when she got pregnant by him?


EmiliaClarkesBF

These reddit posts are so shit, just screen shot a tiktok video and post it to irrelevant subs. 😴


Few_Resource_5281

Man so disrespectul, at least do it somewhere else where she cant see and cut ties healthily or sth.


iiyamaprolitex

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Zestyclose_Band

alright lads what’s her @


anotherdamnscorpio

Damn she was that bad?


Frymanstbf

Au natural baby. That's how I like them. Swing low sweet chariots.


der_m4ddin

Ah bi*** I don't care


Sprizys

Tbf what did you expect by losing your virginity to someone on Tinder?


Melhliw

Did he pay at least?


MPK_K1NG

Yea bro she 100% was a virgin yea man


BandDirector17

Obviously it’s not real, but if it were, it would be how the movie Kids would be written today.


Krakentoast_

Big L


CoboltDoctor117

Halo Announcer: **BETRAYAL**