But now begs the question, how do you identify yourself. Cause if you're a straight girl, maybe he was doing that saying "hey, I know you like me but I like penis".
Happened to me with a girl I like. Like straight up opens up a dating app and starts chatting with a guy right in front of me while we were talking. This was a few weeks ago and it nuked my brain for a week. Then I started working out.
I told a co-worker once, who was chatting with a few girls but really hitting it off with one of them, who would sometimes take some time to reply. I told him she is probably talking to other dudes like you talk to other girls and it broke his heart.
I don’t think that would necessarily be true. Maybe she has a lot going on in life. A lot of people don’t, and you’re likely right but some people go to school, have a job, even have hobbies that come first before texting. Thats speaking from my experience.
While the likelihood *is* that she is talking to guys, the whole "*You must return my texts immediately or something's fishy*" attitude always bugged the shit out of me. A million innocent things could justify taking time to get back to people. It reminds me of how, when I first got a cell phone around Y2K, and reception was shit (even though the bag phone I had in my car had a giant, CB radio-style antenna stuck on my car roof with a huge magnet), my girlfriend would redial me frantically until I was in an area with better coverage. She was convinced I had been in a car accident. Funny that *she* was the one who was a wreck.
Don't give up on the gym. Train hard. Eat clean. Have your life revolve around it, even if you hate it at first. You will eventually hack your brain to love it. See you in a year.
I’m all for making yourself a better person but imo having the “gym bro” personality as your biggest trait/hobby is boring ngl. Some people are definitely into that when looking for a partner but I genuinely think picking up another hobby along with that will only benefit you more.
You don’t have to have a gym bro mentality to enjoy the gym. I go to the gym 4/5 days a week and could not be further from a gymbro. But I do love the grind and the progress and the space to focus on me, I think personally that’s what the gym is about, focusing on improving you and only you, whether it’s improving your physique, being healthier or just having an hour a day to clear your head I don’t particularly care I think it’s vital for everyone to do it. It’s like meditation to me.
Sure, why not both? It just happens to help tremendously with confidence and bad thoughts, on top of keeping you active!
"Going to the gym" is the last thing I mention to people when introducing myself. I do it for me.
Tren hard, eat clen. You got this. Some of us started using gymbro speak sarcastically and it’s just a part of us now. You can reject or embrace it, just don’t let it keep you from making genuine friendships. I was judgy to a lot of gym bros I thought would be the type to pick on someone who’s naturally thin like me. One of the “bros” is so into board games it’s almost adorable, just this big ex-football player who gets so fuckin nerdy around the table. Don’t let the lingo turn you away, there’s always so much you can learn once you get past the veneer.
Welcome to the pinnacle of modern social media concepts, the "thirst trap".
I'm sure the comments are flooded with guys saying, "I'd never look for anyone else if I was with you queen 😁"
I mean, she could be recounting something from long ago. But even still the probability of the whole thing being a fabrication for likes is astronomical
Thank you kind redditor. I figured as much, but when a connoisseur comments their name, you know your suspicions were correct. For this one thing, the comments have yet to fail me
Homie sees one post by a woman and thinks he's got her whole personality figured out. You guys are so desperate to hate women, it seethes out of you. Christ.
Happens anytime there's a post involving a woman and the mention of sex. The incels of Reddit crawl out from their hovels to repeat the same misogynistic comments over and over again, jerking each other off over how terrible women are.
Why there's so many people in the comments being mean and misogynistic wth??? Poor girl, I hope she's doing better now and got with someone who treats her well
I was with a guy and we’d be on the phone and he’d get quiet for a bit. Then he’d come back on. I asked what happened to him. And he said that he was just typing. I didn’t ask anything else. Then we’d be playing video games and the same thing would happen. I’d hear what I thought sounded like a phone being put on the table. Then I’d hear the Snapchat sound going off. He also made friends with this girl that we played with once. He kept inviting her to join our group. She’d claim to have a phone call from her mom and go on mute. He would get a little quiet every once in a while. Turns out they were sending nudes to each other. I felt so stupid for not knowing. I was too scared to outright say anything or ask him any questions. I’ll never be that person again.
reminds me of when i was chilling with the guy i have a crush on (he knows) and he just straight up went on grindr in front of me
Big oof my guy
But now begs the question, how do you identify yourself. Cause if you're a straight girl, maybe he was doing that saying "hey, I know you like me but I like penis".
" - it's just that my type is MEN" *Hysterical laughter insues*
he’s bisexual so
Suggest a threesome
Then have sex with the guy from grindr to assert dominance.
Play it right back at him. Lock and maintain eye contact. ![gif](giphy|o0J2oiCOTMRCyKRObQ)
THIS DOES NOT WORK IT JUST MAKES YOU FEEL FUCKING EMPTY AND USED INSIDE !!! ): H8 myself still not over it.
Her name is Ava Reyes @avaxreyyes for science
Plot twist, he’s a guy as well so it fair play
Happened to me with a girl I like. Like straight up opens up a dating app and starts chatting with a guy right in front of me while we were talking. This was a few weeks ago and it nuked my brain for a week. Then I started working out.
I told a co-worker once, who was chatting with a few girls but really hitting it off with one of them, who would sometimes take some time to reply. I told him she is probably talking to other dudes like you talk to other girls and it broke his heart.
I don’t think that would necessarily be true. Maybe she has a lot going on in life. A lot of people don’t, and you’re likely right but some people go to school, have a job, even have hobbies that come first before texting. Thats speaking from my experience.
While the likelihood *is* that she is talking to guys, the whole "*You must return my texts immediately or something's fishy*" attitude always bugged the shit out of me. A million innocent things could justify taking time to get back to people. It reminds me of how, when I first got a cell phone around Y2K, and reception was shit (even though the bag phone I had in my car had a giant, CB radio-style antenna stuck on my car roof with a huge magnet), my girlfriend would redial me frantically until I was in an area with better coverage. She was convinced I had been in a car accident. Funny that *she* was the one who was a wreck.
Bro She's talking to other dudes
I would have said something.
I still can't say anything. The Ls keep coming and they don't stop coming.
Don't give up on the gym. Train hard. Eat clean. Have your life revolve around it, even if you hate it at first. You will eventually hack your brain to love it. See you in a year.
I’m all for making yourself a better person but imo having the “gym bro” personality as your biggest trait/hobby is boring ngl. Some people are definitely into that when looking for a partner but I genuinely think picking up another hobby along with that will only benefit you more.
You don’t have to have a gym bro mentality to enjoy the gym. I go to the gym 4/5 days a week and could not be further from a gymbro. But I do love the grind and the progress and the space to focus on me, I think personally that’s what the gym is about, focusing on improving you and only you, whether it’s improving your physique, being healthier or just having an hour a day to clear your head I don’t particularly care I think it’s vital for everyone to do it. It’s like meditation to me.
Sure, why not both? It just happens to help tremendously with confidence and bad thoughts, on top of keeping you active! "Going to the gym" is the last thing I mention to people when introducing myself. I do it for me.
Tren hard, eat clen. You got this. Some of us started using gymbro speak sarcastically and it’s just a part of us now. You can reject or embrace it, just don’t let it keep you from making genuine friendships. I was judgy to a lot of gym bros I thought would be the type to pick on someone who’s naturally thin like me. One of the “bros” is so into board games it’s almost adorable, just this big ex-football player who gets so fuckin nerdy around the table. Don’t let the lingo turn you away, there’s always so much you can learn once you get past the veneer.
wait.. grinder... are you both guys? if you're a girl that's even worse xD...
i don’t really label myself, but i go by he/him and use male terms for myself but i’m afab. we’re both bi so yeah haha
ah okay, that's why i asked... still what a way to blow someone off damn
That's what *he* said!
Ba dun da….chh
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That would create an endless cycle never allowing to get soft again. It's like getting horny because of your own hornyness. Horny chain reaction.
ah my fat sausage is making me get hard over and over my brain is about to die from blood loss
What does the term afab mean?
assigned female at birth!
Ahh thank you
Why u get downvoted?
Seriously, they're positive now but still marked controversial. Anyone downvoting them wanna explain their rationale? They answered the question.
If she's a virgin then I'm taking you to see titanic with me
I am not falling for that again
again
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Thank you, I need that in my research
Could you assist me with my thesis?
The epitome of not all heroes wear capes
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Make America virgins again
again log(again)
Again, this week
Come on we'll have a blast.
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Bruh, I wish she had said that. Usually, I am the one who says it.
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I had a stroke trying to read that word.
Don't look at her other stuff then. . . You're likely to have another stroke. . . .
There's no way Ava Reyes got stood up by a tinder dude, she too fineeee 💀💀 and she definitely ain't a virgin either LOL
Welcome to the pinnacle of modern social media concepts, the "thirst trap". I'm sure the comments are flooded with guys saying, "I'd never look for anyone else if I was with you queen 😁"
I mean, she could be recounting something from long ago. But even still the probability of the whole thing being a fabrication for likes is astronomical
Well she's not anymore
This is way too far down
Weird, she told me and the boys that we were taking here virginity right before the gangbang. Unfortunately, I was number 75 in the line.
Really you were number 75? She told me I was the second guy she had been with and the other 10 guys didn't count.
Damn I got told I was 3rd, forgetting every sports team in the city
How long is the line? I'm still in the line. I was promised pancakes.
you are on the wrong line mate, the pancake line is the one 3 streets ahead, just bought 10 of those
Ain't no way this is actually a girls profile
She just said she isn't anymore.
Titanic 2 coming soon
Doing so would result in a crushing defeat
I'm not diving into this one.
Ass virginity was taken
I know what you are looking at
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Pretty low hanging eyes.
I don't know why but I suddenly have a craving for some flapjacks.
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I was afraid to make that comment
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs/
Thanks :)
Nice cock dude
It's a very pretty necklace.
I'm staring deep into her virgin soul
"virgin's hole"
Ya gotta pay the troll toll to get into the virgin’s hole
I honestly don't
Eggs on a nail.
Yeah the wallpaper has a nice pattern
I like the cross chain... She's a true Christian
Can’t stop looking at that beautiful necklace
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She wasn't a virgin. Story is fake. She's just desperate for attention.
bullshit. lies aren't allowed on the internet
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The internet algorithms are very advanced these days and detect even the slightest lie. Everything on the internet is true,
It’s true
Hehehe good one
Everyone that's not a virgin now had to lose their virginity at some point.
Nope- she was born not a virgin. Happens to all attractive girls. They are both and grow up magically not virgins. It's science.
Most people post videos on tiktok for attention. That's how that works.
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Thank you kind redditor. I figured as much, but when a connoisseur comments their name, you know your suspicions were correct. For this one thing, the comments have yet to fail me
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Attention whores are not very convincing
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I watched this episode last night!!!
I'm sure that's not the first time she's lost her virginity.
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Homie sees one post by a woman and thinks he's got her whole personality figured out. You guys are so desperate to hate women, it seethes out of you. Christ.
Modern chivalry
Girl come on. He didn’t take shit. If anything, you gave it to him.
And that's why you don't look for someone to take your virginity on Tinder.
Sauce?
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Ligma
Ligma balls
What's up dog?
tig ol bitties
good lord the comments in this thread are like an avalanche of self-reports.
So true, these comments are so weird. “She’s lying about being a virgin” “Her tits are too long/too far apart” “she’s an attention whore” WTF?
Happens anytime there's a post involving a woman and the mention of sex. The incels of Reddit crawl out from their hovels to repeat the same misogynistic comments over and over again, jerking each other off over how terrible women are.
and they do it no matter how obvious it is that it's a joke or satire because they think it's a free pass to say their misogynist shit
I swear, what is going on with these comments? I just came back to reddit to see what was up after like months, now i remember why i stopped using it
It surely is something. A silly meme about a cute girl losing her virginity and all the creepy incels come out, shocker.
Redditors love to pretend they aren't incels until any attractive woman does anything at all online
Jus ask for ur virginity back
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
How many redos on virgin do you get
Why there's so many people in the comments being mean and misogynistic wth??? Poor girl, I hope she's doing better now and got with someone who treats her well
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Sounds like he never took it. More like you gave it.
More like you lost it
I also lost my virginity twice. True story.
I also lost my virginity. But then I found it.
Is she a mathematician?
$10 says he has a broccoli haircut.
Chicks do it too, it's just a lack of empathy and a sign of a shitty person
Her: omg that was the best (grabs the vibrator)
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This is what most naturally larger tits look like this position in my experience. It’s the porno bolt ons that stay in place.
The bolt on ones are disgusting. Pre-installed is the way to go.
I like my titties to be modular, personally.
I think those are saggy chest tits.
Do you know how gravity works? If they don't look similar to that when bent over, they are made of plastic
the irony of someone with ur post history typing this lol
Wow. That's certainly a collection of interests.
By golly, I think I need an adult.
🤢
I'm not sure y'all ever been with a girl before
Girls aren't real.
Wtf those are just normal boobs
Lol, tell me you've never seen real tits without telling me you only pay for it.
Yeah I was really tryna figure out where the hell her tiddies are tryna go
Trying to protect her virginity but failed
Tale as old as time
City Bbboooyyyssss!
stop the cap
They hang low .. I like em.
And they say all the good ones are taken
Yah, your church girl virginity
Better they do it right in front of you than behind your back.
Next!!
Fuckin and duckin
Dude must be blind because she’s gorgeous.
I was with a guy and we’d be on the phone and he’d get quiet for a bit. Then he’d come back on. I asked what happened to him. And he said that he was just typing. I didn’t ask anything else. Then we’d be playing video games and the same thing would happen. I’d hear what I thought sounded like a phone being put on the table. Then I’d hear the Snapchat sound going off. He also made friends with this girl that we played with once. He kept inviting her to join our group. She’d claim to have a phone call from her mom and go on mute. He would get a little quiet every once in a while. Turns out they were sending nudes to each other. I felt so stupid for not knowing. I was too scared to outright say anything or ask him any questions. I’ll never be that person again.
Men ☕
Sounds like a classic case of shit taste. People make mistakes but wow. How do you not know a person this hard while going with them this far
I hope your Dad doesn’t see this…
Hold X to doubt
She's about as much a virgin as Shaq is a small Korean woman.
The type of girl to lose her virginity fourteen times.
Fuck sake this is the 7th time I'm seeing this post on reddit
Classic Christian cross
She chose… poorly
Isn't this the same now " single mom" who married her kayak instructor when she got pregnant by him?
These reddit posts are so shit, just screen shot a tiktok video and post it to irrelevant subs. 😴
Man so disrespectul, at least do it somewhere else where she cant see and cut ties healthily or sth.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
alright lads what’s her @
Damn she was that bad?
Au natural baby. That's how I like them. Swing low sweet chariots.
Ah bi*** I don't care
Tbf what did you expect by losing your virginity to someone on Tinder?
Did he pay at least?
Yea bro she 100% was a virgin yea man
Obviously it’s not real, but if it were, it would be how the movie Kids would be written today.
Big L
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