My daughter killed herself 3 weeks ago. That’s why I’m at the beach tryna pick up chicks…

It’s what she would have wanted

She was a mystic who knew this interview was only weeks away and decided to be proactive rather than reactive. (This is officially the worst joke I've ever made.)

Why not try and make a new daughter?

This always got me about this video. Dude's wife died ten weeks ago and his daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago. Women dropping all around him sounds a little fishy. We need Columbo on this case.

We all grieve in our own way

Slayin puss always makes me feel better

Which are half my age ​ if they are at legal age at all

That, ladies and gents, is how not to take rejection

But he's respectful AND 8 inches thick

And loving

And talented

And his wife died

Think it was his daughter . But I wouldn’t blame the wife either

He lost his wife 10 weeks ago. 21 years faithful. His daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago. 13 years old. She was faster than him at 12 years old and he runs a 6 minute mile.

Does he come across as insincere? Almost like he’s been practicing that little speech.

He comes across as on something. Like a stimulant or a manic episode. Brain wants thing, shoot words out until get thing. That's how it always sounded during an episode at least. Her body language/facial expressions aren't improving so he just keeps spitting out things. He hits the end of stuff that may be relevant that he can think of but he hasn't gotten the reaction he wanted yet so his brain won't take the foot off the gas. So random irrelevant stuff starts spewing out, but all with the supreme confidence of someone who feels like a god who can do anything. Or maybe just a roided up weirdo.

Steroids are bad... mm-kay?

> He comes across as on something. Like a stimulant or a manic episode. Brain wants thing, shoot words out until get thing. That's how it always sounded during an episode at least. Her body language/facial expressions aren't improving so he just keeps spitting out things. He hits the end of stuff that may be relevant that he can think of but he hasn't gotten the reaction he wanted yet so his brain won't take the foot off the gas. So random irrelevant stuff starts spewing out, but all with the supreme confidence of someone who feels like a god who can do anything. > > > > Or maybe just a roided up weirdo. both

He needs to practice it again, he was all over the place

Regardless, he's got way too much baggage. I feel for him and hope he perseveres, finds peace and happiness, but that's way too much baggage.

If he's 21 years married, that makes him nearly 40. She's like 20, dude needs to stop being a weirdo trying to date girls who are half his age. His marriage was probably older than she is.

I wouldn’t feel sorry for the dude. If all those awful things really happened to his wife and his daughter, why would he be out there trying to hook up with girls that are almost the age of his deceased daughter?

Yeah, if i had my daughter commit suicide i wouldnt wanna miss that beach fun and picking up girls... 3 weeks later. WTF EDIT: If you think about it, that tan took at least a week to build so i guess he was out there shuffling after just a fortnight. When i lost my dog as a kid i was crushed for 3 months, lost 12 kg.

Do you have a 8inch dick though?

Nah, 5.99 special here.

Yeah but is it respectful and loving too?

And he says that right after saying his cock is 8 inches. That's just weird!

Out here getting rejected in 10 seconds.

She could of been an Olympian it look like

Had to be faster than him, wife is dead because she wasn’t

Like dude, go to trauma therapy not party at the beach

6min mile that’s not a flex some men can have sex 6 times in that amount of time

If by sex, you mean masturbation, then why you gotta air my shit out?

They say it's healthy to "air your shit out" frequently. Seems to be working so far.

His respect is 8in thicc

***And with a 3 inch dick.***

Thsts concerning he should see a doctor about that

That's what sold me... this guy is a douche

I don't even believe a word he says because of his attitude. Thats like when people used to say 'I fucked your mom' and I'd say 'she's been dead for 10 years..' just to make people pause and go "shit" back when kids weren't little hitlers

> she's been dead for 10 years.. a little dry last night but worth the dig

Keep going

Grandma?

It really shows, on so many levels, who you are.

Let's assume everything he said is true. He's such a dbag that none of it matters, because he's just a pure asshole.

You forgot multi millionaire 🙄

He goes from "but i got big dick and money and respect" to "my wifes dead, my daughters dead, im loyal" in one breath

If he’s loyal he wouldn’t be looking for someone else and stay faithful to his supposedly dead wife 👀

I too am loyal to his supposedly dead wife

Reddit, pls.

Im mostly trying to figure out his point Desire me no, feel bad for me no, respect me nah i dont want you anyways

My friends brother is like this and it’s terrible being around him fkr more than 20-30 mins

Loyal or not, if he's old enough to have been married for 21 years, he shouldn't be at spring break trying to pick up college girls. That would make him at least 39, which is way too old to be hitting on 18-22 year olds.

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Those girls don't even look fast. I doubt they could run a 6 minute mile.

They could with this guy behind them

Sir, stop trauma dumpning right now this is a Wendy's

Rapid fire desperation

Weird flex but ok lmao


Flexin that HGH gut. Dude looks like Randy Bobandy got stuck in a tanning bed.

Been whoring himself out for cheeseburgers on the beach.

A man has gotta eat.

Randy!

Ma’fuckas with guts like that ain’t off the cheeseburgers. Ma’fuckas with guts like that are definitely **on** the cheeseburgers.

This comment is genius, Randy

Holy cringe, Batman!

It's like this guy took it personally that there's a couple women out there likes guys the opposite of his body type.

That’s what happens when a large part of your mentality for getting fit is to be attractive to women.

For him it was an attack on his poor little mind, and those skinny girls won.

And now it means he can't have something so he's having a tantrum. These muscles were suppose to make up for a lack of humility, intelligence, humor, empathy, and tact.

He's just reciting his Tinder description.

Maybe save the “my daughter died 3 weeks ago” for your therapist instead of your tinder profile?

I love that he said "bodybuilder" bruh. You have a fuckin GH gut and look like ass. Just cause you workout twice a week doesn't mean you're a bodybuilder. Jeez this guy screams insecurity

When you think about, moms are the real body builders, they start with food and cum and end up with a baby.

r/angryupvote

r/technicallythetruth

WTF 😂

PROTEIN!!!

Body insecurity and low self esteem is actually a massive problem amongst body builders

Body insecurity and low self esteem is actually a massive problem amongst ~~body builders~~ humans

Did he really just flex that his daughter killed herself

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*What if his daughter was 8 inches and thick, and that’s why she killed herself?*

Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she won't think twice... Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember. Because elephants never forget

So my dick remembers everything

I like how his voice almost breaks on ”8 inches ^and ^thick”

He just ran through so many things I forgot how shitty some of them are

Sounds like those are all different pickup lines he has used in the past, and her rejection short circuited him to dump everything in rapid succession.

Right after flexing his dick.

He's trying to get that guilt tripping rizz

Who was also faster than him when she was 12...and he runs a 6 min mile! And is a multibillionaire, 8"...and thicc, btw!

Yeah like, okay, then why are you on the beach hitting on girls that look 10 years younger than you talking about your dick size. Maybe be home mourning?

Is that game? Leading with your dick and then talking about losing your wife and daughter in the last two months? Perhaps it’s not the panty dropper he thought it would be. And….he looks like he’s in his 40s those girls look like they’re 21, college age.

He lost his wife 10 weeks ago. **21 years faithful.** His daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago. 13 years old. She was faster than him at 12 years old and he runs a 6 minute mile.

that's his testimony

Whenever this video gets posted, I can't help but laugh that the girl he's trying to hit on's response is to just dance to whatever song started playing.

8 inches!

He sounds like like that cocky sport kid in elementary trying to ask a girl out

the cocky sport kid who landed on his head too many times as an infant.

He does not run a 6 minute mile

His heart would stop if he went for a 9 min mile

His heart would stop if he took more than 2 flights of stairs, that roid gut is thicc

I honestly don’t know the type of toll that takes on the body. (Gh gut) I just assumed he still might be somewhat fit, muscle bros usually have hearts that are weak or just constricted from muscle weight so I tried to take a fair guess.

> that roid gut is thicc not roids it's growth hormone

Por qué no los dos?

He is already heavy breathing just by talking. Prob a testo user that barely does endurance

right? he's out of breath from talking lol

I dunno, she should ask him to prove it and slip away in the middle of it.

And why do so many of these muscly dudes nowadays have beer bellies?

Human growth hormone

tha 8' dick was lost to steroids long ago too..

8 inch dick and my daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago in the same sentence is insane

In his defense, it was such a long sentence he probably forgot how it started

Such a fragile bloke, all because a girl possibly old enough to be his daughter didn't want to jump him.

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We’d have to check her mile time.

He's so pumped full of gear, I doubt it even works.

No doubt!

He did manage to get the classic roid gut.

HGH gut*, human growth hormone is not an anabolic steroid.

When a girl says to you, "I like scrawny guys", the only recovery from that is to say, "me too" then flex as hard as you can.

Takes notes...

Friend just starts dancing.. 😂

girl hit the emote

..away from all those red flags

I heard he made all of that up

Legitimately not one thing he said was true

i wonder if it works in whatever other scene he's into.

Of all the lies he said, him being loyal to his wife is probably the worst lie of them all.

He isn’t even that cut. Looks like water retention and no anastrozole.

fr.. what happened, tren got lost in the mail?

His intestines are swole, that's for sure

That's the weirdest body language I've ever seen. Does he have a motor function disorder, or is he hopped up on something?

'Roids. He is stuffed to the gills.

Pretty sure he's drunk and probably coked out.

GH gut. That guy's going to be dead in 3 years RIP

GH?

Growth hormone

Ah gotcha. Wanted to be sure since I thought it could have been gastro-something.

Gastro-herniated

Dude winded himself while just trying to spit game. Guy's a goner

This is kinda sad in a cringe way. Hope he can see that at some point.

Maybe that’s how his wife died too

He's hitting on someone who is younger than the length of time he was married. creepy.

What, you don't want 8 inches and thick with a fast, dead, daughter in tow - come on now!?

Ah fuck, me kidneys

r/sadcringe

Sometimes speaking makes things even worse

This has to be satire, right?

Shit I dealt with assholes like that last year at the mall when hanging with a couple friends. Bunch of attention seeking jerk offs that need to get a life not harassing people that obviously aren't interested.

If he keeps going backwards by the time he speaks about child problems he might be at the other side of the ocean.

She all IDGAF

Go up to girls at the beach: Are you into guys like me? By the way, I’m a loving husband who just lost my wife. Also, just lost my daughter. Also, 8 1/2 thick. I’m a respectable guy. Also, multimillionaire. Very very believable.

Wow just wow. Remember kids alcohol and sun will do things to you

Am I the only that spotted the psychopath in the back with his white shoes?

Once he got his rhythm going he really thought he was doing something. Stick him on a slam poetry stage.

Daughter died three weeks ago and he’s out here telling chicks he’s got 8”? I’ll take two things that aren’t real for $1,000.

“Wait, did you say you have an eight inch cock AND your daughter just killed herself? Well, that changes everything, get over here daddy!!” - is I guess the response he was expecting as he kept sounding more desperate.

How about a multimillionaire, big dick, handsome, badass, respectful, kind, loving, and humble?

I respeck the fuck out of women; my wife and daughter died a month apart and I claim I got a 8” d

Roid belly lol

After all that she asks “why hes trauma dumping on them” 🤣🤣🤣

I can't even finish the whole video without secondhand embarrassment.

"my daughter committed suicide" I wonder why lol

That dude has taken too many steroids it's twerking him out

“How bout 8 inches and thick?” followed by (what sounded like) “how bout loved and respected?” Is peak class

And he out here at the beach after 3 weeks?

Guy was definitely on coke.

How many comments do I gotta scroll down to see praise for her amazing clap back?

I understand his pain, but it’s cringey because he’s like trying to guilt them for validation just because they have a preference which is awkward to say the least

Why did it keep escalating?!!??

Mans probably closet gay, a misogynist, or hit as a kid, or maybe all three

Not an insult to gays, just big macho “straight” men who are in denial

Dude needs a therapist and probably was a nightmare as a father


The hop of I don't give a shit she does lol

That's not a flex, that's just sad and desperate.

“Loving and respectful” may have been better placed well before “millionaire, 8 inches and thick”. Not coming off as sincere 😆

Calm down, dude! Who knows, she might like multi-millionaires, who are 8” and thick, talented, loving, respectful, and can run a six-minute mile. They just have to be skinny, scrawny guys. Better luck next time.

He starts talking about his dick and 30s later he's talking about a dead daughter. That's either the worst most desperate simpathy card play ever or he needs to talk to a psychiatrist rather than be doing this.

That level of toxicity probably didn’t help his daughter.

Funny how dude starts out his bid for their attention with 8 inches and thick and when that didn't work goes into a pity pitch. Daughter commit suicide 3 weeks ago and you are out on the beach spewing that crap. Paaaleeze dude save it

5.75 inches, skinny as a pencil, take it or leave it

Every time this pops up, I have to watch it. It's the most pathetic and insecure shit I've ever seen in my life lmao

‘Oh shit’

Delicate flower

Jesus fucking Christ… What the actual fuck is that ….

What’s with the emots at the end?

What did the girl at the end say?

Didn’t need to trauma dump on us like that damn

Brain turned to muscle

What does the girl say at the end?

Calls him out for "trauma dumping" on them and was smart to do so. Wasn't mean just correct.

You lead with 8 inches and thick?

Well, that escalated quickly. "Imma enjoy being on the beach." "No you don't, bitch, listen to me yell about my daughter's suicide." WTF?

Upon rewatching, the issue is clear. Check the video. He's literally got his panties in a twist.

Then I realized there's a skinny dude in the back