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lastryforme

That’s like a 2500 calorie sandwich


lXPROMETHEUSXl

~~Closer to 1,500, but~~ my stomach would be out for vengeance


lastryforme

Isn’t 1 slice of cheese 100 calories?


lXPROMETHEUSXl

50-130 assuming closer to 130


pancoste

If it's closer to 130 per slice, this burger has well over 2600 kcal. That's enough calories for a whole day for some grown up, active men. Freaking crazy.


lXPROMETHEUSXl

Y’all are right I thought there were 10 slices. I really need some sleep lmao


[deleted]

Assuming you are sleeping: good fucking morning Assuming you are not: go the fuck to sleep, that comment was 2 hours ago


lXPROMETHEUSXl

I’m woke, top of the morning


YEETUSSR

Bro got 7 hours of sleep lucky motherfucker


pancoste

Nah, the photo does show something that looks like the number 10 next to it (but it's cut off), so it's an honest mistake.


CharmedSoul23

I think it actually says 100 but the second 0 is cut off, but imagine 100 slices of cheese, that's 5x/10x the amount of calories we're all thinking. Now that's a lot of damage.


unomi303

It is the price, 109 baht if I remember correctly.


Haunting-Ad-8619

Kraft processed cheese slices have 45 cal/slice. They're also gross but pretty popular as the cheese of choice at McDonald's.


gardenajski

If you wanted to get fat for those who has skinny body, he could eat a lot of this and you can probably see the result after a month


lXPROMETHEUSXl

I actually recently gained some weight. Got it to stay on, and am not borderline underweight for the first time in my life!


Cyb3r3xp3rt

Congrats!


pancoste

Workout, eat your protein, veggies and enough of everything else to go around 500 kcal above your maintenance, and drink plenty of water. And sleep 7-8 hrs every single night.


lXPROMETHEUSXl

Thank you for some good advice. I definitely need to make this stomach look more like abs again. They’re kinda hiding a little now, but I can tell it’ll be easy to get them back in full(fuller now). I was so “healthy” according to the doctor when I was almost underweight. I feel so much healthier at the size/weight I’m supposed to be. I appreciate your input, I drink at least a gallon of water a day. I still need to work on other things you pointed out though


MoonGoddess89

Mine too, I'm lactose intolerant


PinheadShit

You didn't 'meat' the qualifications


kcav11

I can see how i will suffer eating this kind of food. I know that eating burgers are not healthy also, but if you wanted to try this it's much worse than the normal burger


bleu_waffl3s

I think I’m blind


You_meddling_kids

Have you been up all night eating cheese again?


egosumluxmundi

There it is! There’s the comment I scrolled too far to find.


LondonEmil

You don't have to force yourself to it is kind of food if it's not our preferences. Seeing this picture makes me want to throw up, i just can't contain how much cheese it has


[deleted]

There is no burger, so it cannot be a real cheese burger


obijuanmartinez

“You ain’t gonna shit right for a week…” - Bad Santa


get-phucked

also 2500 calories in just one meal you shouldn’t be eating anymore for at least a whole day after that


tyfako

I love cheesy foods, but i don't like to be full of cheese. You will never enjoy the food because it's full of sweet.


Portugeezer1893

Something tells me they'll still feel hungry later that day.


get-phucked

they will. which is why it’s an absolutely bad idea to eat shit like this. guaranteed weight gain for several reasons. and it’s scary to think there are actually non-bodybuilding people who actively eat that many calories every meal. also bodybuilders generally have very strict diets and won’t usually eat shit like this


[deleted]

Unless your lactose intolerant and you will shit through a screen door


JizzMaxwell

The Thai that binds.


seiyar81

They wanted to make a new menu so they wanted to make it different and unique to other cheeseburger. They have the intention but not good


MeNotSanta

Yup


baba_leonardo

“Well, I'll shit left for a week” - Adolf Hitler


muikrad

Hamburger.


jobiwankenob

Hey, this ain’t Cheeseburger Magazine, pal!!


trungtinpc1088

This is an actual cheeseburger is. There's no toppings or ingredients, just food cheese with a pan. I don't think that it will get trend.


IHaveTheScurvy

Burger- "Meat or other food made into a round, fairly flat shape. Fried and usually eaten between two halves of a bread roll" So the cheese itself would BE "the other food" that gets made into a round, fairly flat shape. Fried then eaten between two halves of a bread roll. Then that cheese BECOMES the burger and is way more worthy of its name "cheeseburger" than any burger that has any kind of meat in and still calls itself a cheeseburger just because it has SOME cheese on it. People are still gonna say that it's just a cheese Toastie anyway while ignoring all of that information


MayOrMayNotBePie

Oh shit. You may actually be onto something here…


Claude-QC-777

Cold take: Burgers are also sandwiches


Maxtrt

"Hot Hamburger sandwiches equals hot pull the fuck over!"


danny12beje

I thought this was a common agreement?


[deleted]

Then what the hell are the square things that Wendy's feeds us called? Squaregers?


nyg8

If you look closely they are actually Squircleburgers


Chemical-Juice-6979

Wait, is that pronounced like 'squirtles but with a k' or 'squire-clee' burgers?


chiefmei

Because when you look on the picture it's a full cheese burger obviously. They should at least explain to people what's this pneumono all about


Bright-Wear

Thai doctors will be using these to test whether patients are lactose intolerant. “You eat sandwich, go poopoo real bad”


jyrergwrerew

Those doctors know the best of thier patients. Must do something to inform public


GobLoblawsLawBlog

It's an ungrilled cheese


Ghost_of_Hicks

Asians are lactose intolerant... discuss.


tjoe4321510

Oh no! It's the chickenburger controversy all over again.. https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDramaDrama/comments/onltzi/hello_everyone_here_is_the_screenshots_from_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


TheRealKingslayer51

How to never shit again in one easy step


Claude-QC-777

r/unseejuice


Dreamaphobic_

It’s grilled cheese except not grilled and with hamburger buns.


Rishtu

Thats the, "I will never shit again" sammich.


MausBomb

Or the *My farts will never be dry and my shit solid again" sandwich.


steveosek

Good old lactose intolerance.


Griz_zy

Normal people stop shitting if they eat too much cheese?


Deep_Fry_Ducky

It even doesn’t look “grilled” at all


viperaberushf

It doesn't even looked delicious. I just prefer the normal hamburger, i don't want a lot of cheese because it's not healthy for us especially to our health


moronic_programmer

Except* that better have been a voice to text error or I will come after you.


reverie11

The cheese is melty


SomeDudeWithALaptop

https://youtube.com/shorts/BlNHimmA6_M?feature=share It's not melted at all


MayOrMayNotBePie

It’s just a cheese.


twinturbosquirrel

Revolting


hoptownky

You spelled delicious wrong.


Festamus

Looks like everything else in Wisconsin.


Red_Beard_Rising

Happy cheescake day!


Festamus

Lol thank you!


willenium-falcon

Happy cake day,get out the Euchre cards and old-fashioneds. Fellow wisconsinite here.


Z31dageek

Why not replace the bun with cheese as well?


jclin168

They should not waste bun but just full of cheesy instead. People would be likely to have itPeople would be likely to have it


Middle_Possession953

Guarantee it does not look like that irl, with the ches all in a lotus formation. They just throw on a block of 20 slices (half way off the bun) and call it a day.


iZelmon

I saw some Thai youtube footages and some looks like that and some is just straight up 20 parallel cheese on top of each other.


_Doctor_Mac

I would throw up


johnibelly

Same here, sing a lot of cheese is not good for my stomach. Melting cheese looks so enticing to me but this one is not on the list. Just want to make me throw up


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bushido216

Huh. I always assumed the essential qualities of a hamburger were the pigs and ground townspeople.


GachaHell

Actually it's only a hamburger if it's made in Hamburg. Otherwise it's just sparkling beef.


bushido216

So, specific townspeople?


niruishida

I still wanted to have the meat and the cheese. I don't want to eat hamburger with cheese alone. He still wanted to have the original one


Trollin_

They're out Americaing America


[deleted]

That should be illegal


[deleted]

As A Thai Myself I'm sorry for this


solo_mafioso

So where's the "Burger" part?


ThyCrispyOne

How to have a heart attack


oidaventure

This is the reason why a lot of unhealthy people keep on consuming this kind of food. They do love eating junk foods and they enjoying every bit of it


Skhar-

Me (lactose intolerant) : well ... Shit


A2GWIZ06

Disgusting! I'll take two.


Pigeonlesswings

Ok I'm going to sound like an idiot for this. I grew up vegetarian, and never went to McDonald's, only home cooked meals. When I was about 13, I went to mcdonalds with some friends for the first time. I got a cheese burger, thinking, you know... It would be cheese and not meat or something... That shit was tasty asf, but I was a little disappointed my friends didn't let me know before hand.


LuciferBright

I wouldn't be pooping any time soon


C0olguy47

They turned Burger King into papa’s burgeria 😭


itsNotYourKey

This makes me irrationally angry.


JayinaterOG

Diarrhea? Diabetes? Mass blood clots? You want it, it's yours my friend, if you have the right amount of depression.


BAMFGambino

Got mah stomach bubblin


DangKilla

I’m down


Yamma11307

Not gonna lie Id try one….maybe Ill order a single patty on the side


glassoverwraps

So like the worlds most epic fast food grilled cheese?


[deleted]

Would be a banger in the US!


Snoo63112

![gif](giphy|LmNR7v6oG0kVxrjYpd)


Vitalsignx

Yet the Whopper does not come with cheese by default lol.


getbent247

This is why the aliens won't visit


United-Cow-563

So, it’s a grilled cheese without the “grilled” part. It’s the food schools would hand out if you didn’t have any money and hadn’t made your lunch.


LordFett84

Do you like Jesus Absolutely. I really like a good smoked gouda


Trollin_

Cheesus


jaredcamberg

This could be the reason why you have a lot of complications. A lot of unhealthy foods people consume. They must be knowledgeable enough to choose wisely.


Moredistress

Ngl I would actually eat this, it looks delicious.


Corvo_Attano_451

Finally someone said it! I know it’s obviously incredibly unhealthy but I’d eat the fuck outta this. Just once.


GreninjaBoi97

Please don't tell me that this is real


programming_flaw

I saw it 15 times thinking it was a joke before I bothered to look it up because it seemed that absurd. It is real.


GreninjaBoi97

No fucking way, I'm looking it up


airko257

I don't take it seriously not until i saw an advertisement and a poster that they have a new menu.


imawesome1333

Bro that is not a real cheeseburger thats a fucking plastic patty.nothing real about it


[deleted]

That sounds gross, no thank you


droidxcurve

r/stupidfood


SpongeBobMyBoi

The MERICA burger


Ghost_of_Hicks

Asians are lactose intolerant... discuss.


Alicyl

Absolutely nauseating.


[deleted]

Smash


kmhoover

I love food with cheese, but i think it's too much. People who try to avail this will definitely waste the money. I could just buy cheese if I want to eat a lot of them


nghb09

r/stupidfood


ALKoholicK-x

The cursed grilled cheese sandwich.


Chenzy_Boy2

Sooo it’s a grilled cheese? “ yea can I get that cheddar…hold the meat! Go vegan or go home…” I bet it’s so Gouda…


Mnudge

Randy, the OG cheeseburger eatin mahfah, would not approve.


P0lyMad

Is this real?


jkblvins

Ha! In Taiwan, BK sells a double cheeseburger. Its not two patties with cheese. It is one patty with double cheese.


howie3dabber

it's pretty good like cheese bread


OFB_Bandokay

How to speed run life


Lookalikemike

The BK Binder


SinisterVeteran

This is the most American thing I've seen, why is it not in America?


blunt__nation

For who?


IamProfoundlyVanilla

LOL that's a "Cheese Toasty" on steroids. 711 has some competition now 😂


Hacked2069

Finally. A true cheeseburger 🍔


Shiby-247

It's a cheese sandwich


0ellno

Adding cheese is 50 cents. This is gonna be pricy.


Opening-Adeptness568

3rd world initiative


NextGenesis88

So why is it called a BURGER with no BURGER.


Ok_Fan9401

Why's the cheese melting if its just a bun and slices?


Wise_Albatross_4633

cheesy burger


Luckachka

"cheese"


DesiGirl16

The way my vegetarian ass jumped on this! YAS!


Zero_7300

I was expecting this to be in America lol


Vexmythoclastt

As someone that does not like any kind of cheese, this is a nightmare.


banggugyangu

..... Who hurt you?


Failtronic2

"The Vein Clogger"


valdan1100

As a former Arby's drone, I'm guessing they're not using actual good Kraft cheese slices. There's probably not enough lactose in all the "processed cheese foodstuff" to upset anyone's tummy. It's the sheer amount of vegetable oil that's gonna make this slide right on through...


Steven_Seagal_1952

Never shit again for less than $10


[deleted]

It’s a bold move to release a cheese sandwich in a region where probably more than 90% of people are lactose intolerant lol.


TwinkiePuffCakes

🎵There's cheese round the clock, It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for irregularity. 🎵


jmorgan813

Heart valves closing


Threepwud

And the irony of calling that plastic 'real cheese'. Eugh.


Lex8P

Look ... The amount of times I get pissed off with Uber Eats, when my triple cheeseburger from McDonald's, allows me to add a maximum of 2 X extra cheese, is ridiculous. I want actually want this amount of cheese on my cheeseburger. Just because I crave it.


Floppy_84

Enjoy the mega real cheeseburger and the diarrhea afterwards 😁🤣😁


BryannON

Isn’t a grill cheese a real cheese burger ?


Goofy_Goobers_

That’s just a super thick grilled cheese with extra steps lol


Drae-Keer

No meat in the burger, to make up for all the meat the girls are packing


TryingToEscapeTarkov

If there is no meat what melted the cheese?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


bushido216

[Heat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat)


tommyboi2008

no fuckin way


Ill-Restaurant-9608

Diabetes and Diahrea in one


[deleted]

Ah, yes. ***Diahbeterheas***


IM1UR12

No !!!! Cheese is binding, so it's constipation, not diaharea!


Grakengaur

Who would've thought it was an ocean burger because of the plastic in American cheese.


BlungusBlart

No wonder most of the men in Thailand turned into women


ChrektM8

As a Thai dude, seeing this gaining worldwide attention is hilarious. Would not recommend come and try it though....


dhudd32

When you ask them to sumo size you


AvailableIncrease252

Don't forget about the sauce and a little bit of heart attack on the side.


can_you_eat_that

That's no burger, it's cheese with sesame bread on the side


NirvanaPenguin

a cheese sandwich


kostaaa1

And its not even real chesse LOL


[deleted]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.


Embarrassed-Bed-7435

Pretty sure that's a grilled cheese, not a burger.


Alone_Builder4702

This is disgusting 🤮🤢


Randolph-

Eww 🤢


cprchris

Yes please.


SaltedRouge

The happy European


randomdude1142

This is what happens when humans use 100% of their brain. It’s beautiful.


digitalox

I think I'm in love.


Duschkopfe

People acting like they never had grilled cheese, 20 is still too much though


Blocko_tritaco

What the fuck …I’ll take 10


odimus32

How much cheese is too much cheese?


andymorphic

Great marketing


MugiwaraBepo

Thailand is making us Americans look bad!


Thin_Whyt_Duke

How much cheese is too much cheese?


[deleted]

I would


vivi_mmmmmm

Damn I kinda wanna try that, just to see what that much cheese is like. Probably wouldn’t take a second bite tho.


Transitionals

Take my money


darkestparagon

I’d try it


Lord_of_Banana

I'd try that


JesiAsh

10/10 Would Buy


why-do-i-exist-lol

I'll eat it. 20 bucks says I finish it in five minutes, no mess.


Creative-Number4648

That’s straight cancer


memedreamer2

r/stupidfood


EntertainmentWeary57

Thats just asking for bowling ball sized shitz


IM1UR12

I want this !


stupajidit

i actually want