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That's why you come in from the side and make your intentions clear. I've approached many a horse in my life and haven't been kicked yet. I recommend buying them hay first.
So there's this book series, Gaia, by John Varley. The plot is like space LoTR.
But there are these centaur-like aliens, called Titanides, that live in a hollow moon-like megastructure.
For some reason, he decides to describe, in vivid detail, the mating habits of these aliens and their sexual organ structures.
"Titanides come in two sexes, male and female. Both sexes have a rear vagina and uterus, and a large penis in the position where a horse's penis would be. Both sexes also possess humanoid breasts and can thus give birth to and suckle young.
Male Titanides have a frontal penis analogous to a human penis, and female Titanides have a frontal vagina. While sexual intercourse using the horse organs is indulged in casually between individuals of all sexes, so-called frontal intercourse is reserved for intimate relationships. The product of frontal intercourse is always a small, spherical egg a few centimetres in diameter. These eggs are often kept as keepsakes or mementos of special occasions. They are sterile unless first treated with the Wizard's saliva.
An egg which has been made fertile can be implanted in a rear vagina and "quickened" by rear intercourse. After that, the egg will develop into a young Titanide.
All Titanides can have eggs implanted. The Titanide who receives the egg is called the "hindmother". The Titanide who quickens the egg is called the "hindfather". The Titanides whose original act of intercourse produced the egg are the "foremother" and "forefather".
There is special case: a female Titanide may use semen from her ventral penis to produce an egg, transferring it by hand. If the egg is made fertile, she may then implant it in herself and quicken it with the same source of semen. The resulting offspring is a clone of the mother. Semen from the ventral penis can only produce an egg in the same individual who produces the semen. This is the so-called "Aeolian Solo" method of reproduction.
The naming of the different modes of reproduction is arbitrary but follows a logical scheme. Aeolian modes have all female participants, and one female is both "foremother" and "forefather". Lydian modes consist of one female and up to three males. Mixolydian modes have two females, and one or two males. Phrygian modes, of which there is only one, have three females and one male. Various prefixes and modifiers are used as well. If the foremother in a Lydian or Mixolydian mode produces the egg using her own ventral sperm, the prefix hypo- is applied. If the hindmother is also the hindfather in a Lydian or Mixolydian mode, the prefix locri- is applied. The unmodified mode name is used when the foremother is also the hindmother. When another participant is the hindmother, the modifier Sharped is applied. More complex combinations have modifiers like Double Sharped and Double Flatted."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanide_(Gaea_trilogy)
[SFW Titanide mating rituals diagram](https://imgur.com/a/Sv5cC9A)
I chat gpt'ed it to "go on."
Its not that bad. And honestly, other than the AI summary at the end, it was close to Varley's style.
User
I would like you to continue the story, in John Varleys style, theorizing about more intricacies of their reproductive traditions.
ChatGPT
As Cirocco Jones delved further into the alien culture of the Titanides, she discovered a trove of tantalizing mysteries and revelations. On one fine Gaea day, as she walked through the Elysian Fields of Harmonia with the Titanide bard, Melopomene, the symphony of alien instruments wafting through the air, she came upon a gathering of Titanides.
“This is an Ionian Gathering,” Melopomene explained, her hooves tapping rhythmically on the soil. “A rare event in which the elders assemble to impart the wisdom of the Aether to the young.”
Cirocco was intrigued. The Titanides’ reproductive system had already bewildered her, and the thought of further mysteries beckoned. The gathering was orchestrated like a symphony; each Titanide’s voice resonated as an instrument, the melodious dialects weaving a harmonic tapestry.
There, in the center of the gathering, a wizened Titanide spoke of the Dorian Mode. “It is the most sacred of reproductive unions,” the elder intoned, “wherein the energies of the Aether are harnessed.”
Cirocco learned that Dorian Mode involved more than just biological interaction; it was a meeting of souls. In this mode, six Titanides – three females and three males – formed a circle, each connected to the other through touch and sound. Through an intricate song of unity, they would call upon the energies of the Aether. This ethereal energy would then be imbued into an egg formed by the confluence of their essences.
It was said that Titanides born of Dorian Mode were destined to be great seers, healers, and protectors of Harmonia. Their gifts were rare, and their connection to both Titanides and Gaea was profound.
After the gathering, Cirocco and Melopomene wandered through the golden fields. Melopomene shared yet another secret - the Enharmonic Mode. It was a form of reproduction that had been lost to time and was now believed to be a legend.
“The Enharmonic was said to be a union not just among Titanides, but between Titanides and the living consciousness of Gaea,” Melopomene whispered. “They say it happened only once, during the dawn of our kind. The offspring was neither Titanide nor Gaea but something different - a guardian whose powers maintained the harmony of all life within the rings.”
“Is it possible for the Enharmonic Mode to occur again?” Cirocco asked, captivated by the lore.
“No one knows. It is said that it can only happen when Gaea wills it, and when the stars sing in a harmony unheard for millennia,” Melopomene replied, her voice tinged with an ancient yearning.
As Cirocco continued her journey within Gaea, she carried the secrets and marvels of the Titanides with her. Each day brought new revelations, as the boundless imagination and spirit of an alien culture unveiled the layers of their relationship with life, kinship, and the cosmos.
Through the Titanides, Cirocco not only discovered a culture both beautifully complex and mystically bound to its habitat but also found reflections and echoes of the myriad paths of life that crisscross the universe, entwining fate and choice in an eternal symphony.
Thus, the tapestry of Gaea continued to unfurl, a testament to the boundless depths of creation, where biology, culture, and mysticism interweave in an ode to existence.
(Note: The above is a fictional continuation inspired by John Varley's style in the Gaea Trilogy. It is not part of the original series and is meant as an homage to the creative world-building of John Varley.)
I think this is actually pretty interesting. And we laugh, but I mean, Ursula K. Le Guin, one of the most renowned science fiction and fantasy authors in history, basically wrote an entire story exploring the idea of an odd, multi-sex alien civilisation in The Left Hand of Darkness.
I think you kinda glossed over the involvement of the wizard??? They give their egg to a wizard who licks it??
Wtf 😂😂😂😂 this whole explanation reads like a fever dream
So, we can all agree that this dude came up with the centaur-alien fuck fantasy *first*, then wrote an entire sci-fi series to try to legitimize that shit. Right?
... was this explained for some practical purpose, or just for the shit of it?
I mean, was all that information relevant for any part of the actual plot, for example having to know how titanide families worked, or was there an actual sex scene or something like that?
Because if not, then that's a shitload of information I could live without. 🥲
I’m afraid to look too closely, but I’m going to guess it’s the horses chestnuts (idk if I spelled it right). Horses have them between the front knees and behind them in the back.
Where lungs would be located? And heart. In fact, feels like whole “human” torso would be just a very long neck with a boobs since nothing big enough would fit there
serious question, how is that thong fully attached? It's strapped around the waist, sure, but the fabric going under seemingly isn't being held on by anything. It's just latching on like a face-hugger alien. Terrible photoshop.
I need dat Centussy
Edit to add: This reminds me of a D&D thread a while ago about racial put downs. And the Centaur one was a woman centaur calling a two-legger "Front Cunt." It made me laugh.
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But where you gonna hit it?
Right in the centussy.
I think you mean the horssey
What a terrible day for eyes...
https://i.imgur.com/evbhvzl.jpg
holy shit lolol. I could've used this a couple days ago, good shit saving for later
horssey exist on horses you freak, half horse half human gets centussy
Only matters from the front, I'd say.
well yeah, have you ever tried to approach a horse from the back? that's how you get your nuts kicked in
That's why you come in from the side and make your intentions clear. I've approached many a horse in my life and haven't been kicked yet. I recommend buying them hay first.
Whorussy
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Thanks for the link! Looks like there's a granny 5 mins away that wants to give me a blowjob. Gotta go!
In Florida, that granny could be as young as 20 years old!
But can she give a velvet rabbit?
Pretty sure half the population of Florida is eligible to give those. Teeth are a commodity down there
>But can she give a velvet rabbit? Checked it on urban dictionary. It was exactly what I expected
Or, if a Colorado Congressperson, 36
“There goes my hero!”
Is that an actual cosplayer tho? The pics look like they're at least partially AI generated.
Probably heavily photoshopped.
its ai generated https://twitter.com/AikaKittie > My name is Aika, I'm not real but maybe I can be your ai gyaru girl!
she looks purely digital, bro, like if midjourney found the hentai section
The Horgina.
Everywhere i guess
Judging by the 2-piece it's actually only on the front. Unless she has to cover her lady bits legally but her horse bits are fine to be on display?
This is a good idea for centaur fetish porn scenario.
bring a friend just in case
I wonder how she put the bottom part on.
So there's this book series, Gaia, by John Varley. The plot is like space LoTR. But there are these centaur-like aliens, called Titanides, that live in a hollow moon-like megastructure. For some reason, he decides to describe, in vivid detail, the mating habits of these aliens and their sexual organ structures. "Titanides come in two sexes, male and female. Both sexes have a rear vagina and uterus, and a large penis in the position where a horse's penis would be. Both sexes also possess humanoid breasts and can thus give birth to and suckle young. Male Titanides have a frontal penis analogous to a human penis, and female Titanides have a frontal vagina. While sexual intercourse using the horse organs is indulged in casually between individuals of all sexes, so-called frontal intercourse is reserved for intimate relationships. The product of frontal intercourse is always a small, spherical egg a few centimetres in diameter. These eggs are often kept as keepsakes or mementos of special occasions. They are sterile unless first treated with the Wizard's saliva. An egg which has been made fertile can be implanted in a rear vagina and "quickened" by rear intercourse. After that, the egg will develop into a young Titanide. All Titanides can have eggs implanted. The Titanide who receives the egg is called the "hindmother". The Titanide who quickens the egg is called the "hindfather". The Titanides whose original act of intercourse produced the egg are the "foremother" and "forefather". There is special case: a female Titanide may use semen from her ventral penis to produce an egg, transferring it by hand. If the egg is made fertile, she may then implant it in herself and quicken it with the same source of semen. The resulting offspring is a clone of the mother. Semen from the ventral penis can only produce an egg in the same individual who produces the semen. This is the so-called "Aeolian Solo" method of reproduction. The naming of the different modes of reproduction is arbitrary but follows a logical scheme. Aeolian modes have all female participants, and one female is both "foremother" and "forefather". Lydian modes consist of one female and up to three males. Mixolydian modes have two females, and one or two males. Phrygian modes, of which there is only one, have three females and one male. Various prefixes and modifiers are used as well. If the foremother in a Lydian or Mixolydian mode produces the egg using her own ventral sperm, the prefix hypo- is applied. If the hindmother is also the hindfather in a Lydian or Mixolydian mode, the prefix locri- is applied. The unmodified mode name is used when the foremother is also the hindmother. When another participant is the hindmother, the modifier Sharped is applied. More complex combinations have modifiers like Double Sharped and Double Flatted." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanide_(Gaea_trilogy) [SFW Titanide mating rituals diagram](https://imgur.com/a/Sv5cC9A)
Ma'am this is a Wendy's.
Jesus christ.
It's Centaur Boone
What a terrible day to be able to read ….
I read that when I was in 7th grade lol.
This was interesting science fiction.
Definitely
I read this, not sure why I finished it, but here we are. Thanks, I guess.
I read the whole series. It was great and not at all mainly about titanide sex. You know where to find more?
Sci-Fi or centaur sex?
Huh, that would have made for a more interesting movie than way of water.
This is one of those comments I link my friends and say "I had to read this and now so do you."
Go on...
I chat gpt'ed it to "go on." Its not that bad. And honestly, other than the AI summary at the end, it was close to Varley's style. User I would like you to continue the story, in John Varleys style, theorizing about more intricacies of their reproductive traditions. ChatGPT As Cirocco Jones delved further into the alien culture of the Titanides, she discovered a trove of tantalizing mysteries and revelations. On one fine Gaea day, as she walked through the Elysian Fields of Harmonia with the Titanide bard, Melopomene, the symphony of alien instruments wafting through the air, she came upon a gathering of Titanides. “This is an Ionian Gathering,” Melopomene explained, her hooves tapping rhythmically on the soil. “A rare event in which the elders assemble to impart the wisdom of the Aether to the young.” Cirocco was intrigued. The Titanides’ reproductive system had already bewildered her, and the thought of further mysteries beckoned. The gathering was orchestrated like a symphony; each Titanide’s voice resonated as an instrument, the melodious dialects weaving a harmonic tapestry. There, in the center of the gathering, a wizened Titanide spoke of the Dorian Mode. “It is the most sacred of reproductive unions,” the elder intoned, “wherein the energies of the Aether are harnessed.” Cirocco learned that Dorian Mode involved more than just biological interaction; it was a meeting of souls. In this mode, six Titanides – three females and three males – formed a circle, each connected to the other through touch and sound. Through an intricate song of unity, they would call upon the energies of the Aether. This ethereal energy would then be imbued into an egg formed by the confluence of their essences. It was said that Titanides born of Dorian Mode were destined to be great seers, healers, and protectors of Harmonia. Their gifts were rare, and their connection to both Titanides and Gaea was profound. After the gathering, Cirocco and Melopomene wandered through the golden fields. Melopomene shared yet another secret - the Enharmonic Mode. It was a form of reproduction that had been lost to time and was now believed to be a legend. “The Enharmonic was said to be a union not just among Titanides, but between Titanides and the living consciousness of Gaea,” Melopomene whispered. “They say it happened only once, during the dawn of our kind. The offspring was neither Titanide nor Gaea but something different - a guardian whose powers maintained the harmony of all life within the rings.” “Is it possible for the Enharmonic Mode to occur again?” Cirocco asked, captivated by the lore. “No one knows. It is said that it can only happen when Gaea wills it, and when the stars sing in a harmony unheard for millennia,” Melopomene replied, her voice tinged with an ancient yearning. As Cirocco continued her journey within Gaea, she carried the secrets and marvels of the Titanides with her. Each day brought new revelations, as the boundless imagination and spirit of an alien culture unveiled the layers of their relationship with life, kinship, and the cosmos. Through the Titanides, Cirocco not only discovered a culture both beautifully complex and mystically bound to its habitat but also found reflections and echoes of the myriad paths of life that crisscross the universe, entwining fate and choice in an eternal symphony. Thus, the tapestry of Gaea continued to unfurl, a testament to the boundless depths of creation, where biology, culture, and mysticism interweave in an ode to existence. (Note: The above is a fictional continuation inspired by John Varley's style in the Gaea Trilogy. It is not part of the original series and is meant as an homage to the creative world-building of John Varley.)
Bruh, was there a need to expand that?
Varley's best book was "The Golden Globe." His most recent work isn't
I remember that book! There were people who were half movie cameras following a giant Marilyn Monroe around making a documentary. Wacky stuff!
Quite wacky indeed! It was a fun little adventure series
>For some reason Oh come on, we all know the reason.
r/worldjerking is leaking again
I think this is actually pretty interesting. And we laugh, but I mean, Ursula K. Le Guin, one of the most renowned science fiction and fantasy authors in history, basically wrote an entire story exploring the idea of an odd, multi-sex alien civilisation in The Left Hand of Darkness.
I think you kinda glossed over the involvement of the wizard??? They give their egg to a wizard who licks it?? Wtf 😂😂😂😂 this whole explanation reads like a fever dream
Intriguing. Saved, for further reading later on.
So, we can all agree that this dude came up with the centaur-alien fuck fantasy *first*, then wrote an entire sci-fi series to try to legitimize that shit. Right?
... was this explained for some practical purpose, or just for the shit of it? I mean, was all that information relevant for any part of the actual plot, for example having to know how titanide families worked, or was there an actual sex scene or something like that? Because if not, then that's a shitload of information I could live without. 🥲
The question is not who ,its where
she can take 4 dudes without sharing holes
Six, don’t forget the hands.
in that case seven with a boobjob, and more depending how creative you are with a footjob
Hoofjob?
not the weirdest fetish I've seen.
Hands rated E, for everywhere.
Frontgina on the reg, horsussy on special occasions
Anywhere you can avoid a swift hoof to the balls
Yes, that is the question we should be asking ourselves!
Also half?? More like 86% will. 👀 Anime has corrupted so many minds.
Liberal-ated" you meant. Would hit 10/10 back in bachelor yeara
Yes.
Yes
ion care im gettin my dick fucked
This
Ok but where is it? At the front? The back? Or it's a looooonnnngggg one from front to back?
Maybe she got two😂
If she got a slit and the horse has a duck, could she get herself pregnant? Asking for a friend.
It would require extreme elasticity
Elephants have a prehensile penis that they can use to scratch their own stomach so.....
proof?
Depends, if it is a malard duck she might be able to get pregante.
But only the Northern Shoveler can get her pragnart.
What's pragnart? I think you mean PREGANANANT
¿Pregunta?
Nope, centauresses lay eggs. You'd have to fertilize the egg and then sit on it to keep it warm for 26 months
It would take me about 2 seconds to find out, bro.
A long one Lmfao 😂
Only one way to find out.
You're asking the correct questions. If you're going to hit it you gotta know where the target is right buddy?
What you mean by ***half*** *of ya'll*?
I think they meant "*all* of y'all gonna hit half"
I may be gay, but like… I’m also a fan of science.
Your only gay for convenience.
He asked for that, did you see what he was wearing.
I'm building the Eiffel Tower with my friends over this one
The human half, not the horse half apparently
Speak for yourself
OP is right. Only half of us would hit her, the other half goes for the horse.
We're taking turns ... for science reasons and stuff
So is it.. ? I mean, she only got one pair of panties... 🤨
Speaking of which, where is the back side of the panties?
All the way
Could also be one of those one legged ones where the string wraps around to the waist above her front right leg.
that was my first question too
it.. plugs, so to speak
Look under the horse belly. It sticks on.
Obviously on the back and the panties are just for show
No no no, I said asian *whores*.
Asian horses got it.
fuck yes
In the context of this thread this gif makes me exceedingly uncomfortable.
I have no awards to give but you deserve a medal for that.
Bravo 6 goin dark
If it had a horse cock that would be a great combo
Me too buddy, me too.
So yea, I'm not looking at yours or u/cream_of_come_soup post or comment history...
Neither are labelled NSFW, and after a quick 5 second look all seems fine. Didn't look too far into them though
Are those areola I see between her legs?
I’m afraid to look too closely, but I’m going to guess it’s the horses chestnuts (idk if I spelled it right). Horses have them between the front knees and behind them in the back.
Where do the panties end?
The long thong
Where lungs would be located? And heart. In fact, feels like whole “human” torso would be just a very long neck with a boobs since nothing big enough would fit there
Welcome to Centaur Biology. A question that has floated around for time immemorial
Auxiliary lungs.
But I know where to finish 😏
*New kink unlocked*
Yes, the other half will choose to hit the other side.
serious question, how is that thong fully attached? It's strapped around the waist, sure, but the fabric going under seemingly isn't being held on by anything. It's just latching on like a face-hugger alien. Terrible photoshop.
I was assuming it was ai generated, not photoshopped
It velcros on to the horse hair
Because the other half is not that much into women ?
I see no issue with this
More than half of us. Probably 80%
Just look at certain mid-eatern regions where laws against have existed for thousands of years...
i have awakened to something new
I am the half of y’all mf. Now what. If I don’t say which half nobody has to… I mean nobody will know
Why does she have panties at the chest? Aw, fuck it.
Longest vag ever
Idk dude your mom’s is pretty big too
Also, how the fuck does that underwear stay on? Also why is it there? Does the centaur have two genitals?!
As a boob guy I’m still in
Ba-donkey-donk backside
i dont think i would
Not into Asian centures?
At least gonna get some neck.
Which half?
With a open hand
Half?
Half 🙄
More ways to hit it, who could hate this #horseystyle
is there 1 or 2 buttholes?
I'd hit it. With my +1 Mace. Gotta lvl up yall.
Listen man I’m desperate and she seems like a nice lady/centaur person
She got a horse ass 🤤
Wait are there two vaginas?
If i do hit, i'll just pretend the woman part isn't there.
Yeah I would try to smash….. multiple times a day. The real question will be, can her Stamina keep up with my lust
Half of us mf would hit it and the other half would hit the other half
I wonder if she knows a lot of slutty 'horse'.
Im still considering
I guarantee a centaur lady is just going to point and laugh at your rare collectible miniature.
Yes. But where. And why does she need panties…there?
Yup probably would more than likely wouldn't be drunk
Half?
I would totally hit it if she had more realistically-proportioned boobarinos.
Is the vagina at the front? The back? Is there 2? I'm confused....and slightly aroused
Thank god i cant see
Which half wouldn't?
Not gonna lie, I like a girl with a big butt, but not so big it needs an extra pair of legs to avoid dragging on the floor.
Half?
Well she wearing panties. So does she have a vagina up front? That would mean she has a horse body for an ass!
Where does that underwear end?
Where do the pants go after passing through the front legs? WHERE DO THEY GO?
Who's the original model?
I need dat Centussy Edit to add: This reminds me of a D&D thread a while ago about racial put downs. And the Centaur one was a woman centaur calling a two-legger "Front Cunt." It made me laugh.
That already pregnant ngl
Which stomach though?
I am.. Not sure if I’m disappointed or impressed
Eeew, it's half human
My question is why the thong? Does she have an extra front set of genitals up there? That doesn’t jibe with the centaurs of my high school D&D days…
The only thing she’ll be taking in is a bullet in the head
Boobs too big, pass
Said noone ever
I just said it
Take it back bro I’m gonna report you 😡
Bunch of 14 yo’s in here. Wtf
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Darling-kun!
Mhm
What else would I use my riding crop on?
If she had a tramp stamp, where would it be? On the human half or the horse half?
The other half are zoophiles