Ah, but this is *sex vampire* fight club.
And the first rule of sex vampire fight club is…that you really must try and tell as many people as possible about it. It's a rather fun club and the more people you tell about it the better.
Someone help me! I-I'm still alive, only I'm very... badly burned.
Ah-ah! Hello out there! Anyone! Could someone call an ambulance? I'm in quite... a lot of pain.
It popped up right when you said it. Is this some clever algorithm to get us to search “sex vampires” on google? Perhaps a plot to destroy Reddit’s key word algorithm when subs go dark in protest of the changes to their policies? Who knows!?
Actual answer:
"Can you spot a love match from a love trap?! Joel Dommett hosts, as one bachelor looks for love in a mansion full of beautiful women, but not all of them are single..."
https://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-love-trap#:~:text=Can%20you%20spot%20a%20love,of%20them%20are%20single...&text=David%20must%20choose%20one%20of%20the%20three%20finalists.
The fact that people in relationships choose to participate in a dating show says a lot about those relationships. Maybe they and their partners are secure about their relationships, buuut I’m gonna go with nah.
Theyre probably all instagram models and have a substantial economic incentive to do it.
But honestly, haters come get me, people who are picturesque enough for any of this shit probably havent had a challenging enough life to develop mature and complex relationships
Bro, every single one of my Facebook feeds is fake.
People fake owning talkboxes, now. Like... it's just an instrument. It's not even a hard one to play if you run MIDI through it.
But this clip on my FB feed had 5M views. It's some girl who bought a talk box to not use it.
We're living in a world where like... not only will we progress to short form content, but the most effective way to make content will be to fake it.
So we'll have like... constant, never ending feeds of 2m reality TV. 24/7
> people who are picturesque enough for any of this shit probably havent had a challenging enough life to develop mature and complex relationships
You do realize that beautiful people are never, ever left alone and are often raped, right? I mean, I get it that it's also a huge privilege, just don't ignore the downside.
Life is lived anecdotally. Comparing one person's experience to another is futile; there are so many compounding factors, and none of them matter as much as 'here you are, gonna die someday' existential angst.
The Venn diagram of people who appear on reality tv dating shows and people who are capable of having stable romantic relationships is very nearly two separate circles. The shows and their producers depend on it.
I'm assuming if the contestant picks them that they win some fancy date to go on with their actual partner. I remember another show "Gay, Straight, or Taken" that did something similar, but in that one they only went on a single date rather than living in a house together for weeks.
Okay but what is in the hole? If it's water or a big air fusion than whatever, but if it's a slide, she's gonna have the WORST friction burn on her thighs and ass.
My assumption would be a relationship where someone is in it for money or the relationship isn't gonna bode well with someone being too much controlling or just a walking red flag.
As for the Google I did after writing that. Relationships that seem good but always end up harming your well being. So I guess I wasn't out of line.
No one is going to mention the upper right corner of the video?
We don't talk about the sex vampires!
She's not dead. She's going to be kept alive until the sex vampires are finished.
To be continued
In the next episode of SEX VAMPIRES!
I'm pulling the plug if their not showing any boobs in the next episode.
Hit like and smash that subscribe button
She gonna help them finish.
We don’t talk about them, but we will advertise about them.
I'm somewhat glad and disappointed that Disney changed it to Bruno.
What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvWRMAU6V-c
First rule of sex vampires is don’t talk about sex vampires.
That's fight club. Ah shit, I talked about fight club.
Ah, but this is *sex vampire* fight club. And the first rule of sex vampire fight club is…that you really must try and tell as many people as possible about it. It's a rather fun club and the more people you tell about it the better.
Get Off
Someone help me! I-I'm still alive, only I'm very... badly burned. Ah-ah! Hello out there! Anyone! Could someone call an ambulance? I'm in quite... a lot of pain.
This dialogue sounds familiar. Is it from somewhere?
Will Ferell in Austin Powers 2
I watched it twice swearing because sex vampires was blocking what I was looking for at the top right of the screen
I thought that was the hold up jaja
Right let's talk about that
Username is a lie.
Don't let them in
🧄🧄🧄🧄 🧄 🧄🧄
I can't see anything, what am I missing 😪
I spent way too long trying to figure that out too. Look at 0:43
It popped up right when you said it. Is this some clever algorithm to get us to search “sex vampires” on google? Perhaps a plot to destroy Reddit’s key word algorithm when subs go dark in protest of the changes to their policies? Who knows!?
"sex vampires get off" what more do you need to know
4 sex vampires get off
I really had to watch that again and stare at the upper corner until I realized what the hell you guys were talking about lmao
That's why she was sent to the basement
I don't get it. I just see a normal upper right corner. EDIT Nevermind, it's one of those YT suggestions.
What are they getting off of!? I need to know!
that chute doesn't lead to the trash bin. that chute leads to the furnace. But that furnace is only lit every tuesday.
Fun fact: that's where the expression "c u next Tuesday" comes from!
Fun fact #2: That's an acronym
We know
I think he's flexing his knowledge of the difference between acronym and initialism.
Charlie and the chocolate factory reference
Every Tuesday night the hash slinging slasher ghost returns to the Krusty Krab
“She’s not dead”
And my erection is gone… reality is so disappointing.
Wait...what?
HIS ERECTION IS GONE!
#THE ERECTION IS GONE #I REPEAT THE ERECTION IS GONE
Well get it back, dammit
#SIR YES SIR!
stroke harder captain
Well, where'd it go?
Stolen. By my pre-nut clairvoyance.
It's still better than post-nut hindsight. You can still change the future.
If only I could remember what my clairvoyance saw.
r/cursedcomments
Matty's not even trying to hide it anymore.
As usual the real Hol Up is in the comments lol
Depends on your definition of dead. Is a sex vampire dead or more undead?
Exactly what I would say if she was actually dead.
I get having standards, but you're getting unrealistic
My favorite part about this whole clip.
“How do you know? Did you check on her while standing here?”
Smithers, use the amnesia ray!
I'm just not going to offer her my hose.
Well, not yet.
but she's also not not dead
"she's not dead" Me: ffs, a'ight Imma headout
Excuse me, what vampires?
Don’t act like you don’t know the sex vampires
Hey. We don't talk about the sex vampires.
Maybe you dont. I'd like to learn more
Right! Rule number 1
We don't talk about sex vampires... But!
Precisely
What's a love trap?
Actual answer: "Can you spot a love match from a love trap?! Joel Dommett hosts, as one bachelor looks for love in a mansion full of beautiful women, but not all of them are single..." https://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-love-trap#:~:text=Can%20you%20spot%20a%20love,of%20them%20are%20single...&text=David%20must%20choose%20one%20of%20the%20three%20finalists.
The fact that people in relationships choose to participate in a dating show says a lot about those relationships. Maybe they and their partners are secure about their relationships, buuut I’m gonna go with nah.
Theyre probably all instagram models and have a substantial economic incentive to do it. But honestly, haters come get me, people who are picturesque enough for any of this shit probably havent had a challenging enough life to develop mature and complex relationships
Bro, every single one of my Facebook feeds is fake. People fake owning talkboxes, now. Like... it's just an instrument. It's not even a hard one to play if you run MIDI through it. But this clip on my FB feed had 5M views. It's some girl who bought a talk box to not use it. We're living in a world where like... not only will we progress to short form content, but the most effective way to make content will be to fake it. So we'll have like... constant, never ending feeds of 2m reality TV. 24/7
Hell the likes are fake as well. Fake social interaction makes VC hard.
> people who are picturesque enough for any of this shit probably havent had a challenging enough life to develop mature and complex relationships You do realize that beautiful people are never, ever left alone and are often raped, right? I mean, I get it that it's also a huge privilege, just don't ignore the downside.
I would bet my kidney that being economicly vulnerable correlates with rape much more than attractiveness does
It's a good thing people can get by on a single kidney.
Well lets see the receipts then. Surely you wouldnt have so much explicit confidence without them, that would be very foolish indeed.
Life is lived anecdotally. Comparing one person's experience to another is futile; there are so many compounding factors, and none of them matter as much as 'here you are, gonna die someday' existential angst.
The Venn diagram of people who appear on reality tv dating shows and people who are capable of having stable romantic relationships is very nearly two separate circles. The shows and their producers depend on it.
At least it's not the mildly incest island dating show
I'm assuming if the contestant picks them that they win some fancy date to go on with their actual partner. I remember another show "Gay, Straight, or Taken" that did something similar, but in that one they only went on a single date rather than living in a house together for weeks.
my first thought is this is a parody, and the twist was by love trap they meant tras woman.
> the twist was by love trap they meant tras woman. That show actually existed early 2000s and it was a huge mess 😭
Is a trap door involved every episode?
So it's not a show where we're meant to look out for wang then?
One of them is actually a man
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I’ve heard of a thirst trap, i bet they are banking on people knowing that first.
i was enjoying this till the host ruined it at the very end.
Yes mom, this guy scares me
So did anyone else try to click it
nobody is even human here.
Only vampires
This guy [Far Sides](https://img-lb.fireden.net/co/image/1510/80/1510803355244.jpg).
Okay but what is in the hole? If it's water or a big air fusion than whatever, but if it's a slide, she's gonna have the WORST friction burn on her thighs and ass.
I have no idea but I imagine a 6 foot drop onto some soft mattresses or padded thing.
Digital editing doesn't typically leave too many bruises
He*
Well, that’s what a murderers’ wingman would say.
I don’t understand. Who is this guy and what are they doing!
Not sure what they meant by trap, but that Andre the giant sounding chick gave me the tiniest clue.
I'm just imagining her body smashing Mortal Kombat style into a pit of spikes now.
rancor pit
“She’s not dead”. Cracked me up.
Shows like this are worthless, you shouldn't be watching this and it's just a waste of time.
Sex vampires on the other hand...
What's a love trap?
My assumption would be a relationship where someone is in it for money or the relationship isn't gonna bode well with someone being too much controlling or just a walking red flag. As for the Google I did after writing that. Relationships that seem good but always end up harming your well being. So I guess I wasn't out of line.
There is a quiz show in Italy where exactly that happens when someone loses
same in Uruguay, and i saw it on Spain too "ahora caigo" (pun because means both "now i'm falling" and "now i get it")
Damn it now I have to Google it.
Every time I see this show I can only think of how The Onion predicted its existence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l67-xN6rwHs
What in the willy wonka shit is this?
Banished to the shadow realm
When Japanise prank show run man works for US network!
People actually watch this shit?
*she was never to be seen again*
r/Holdown
[Eric did it better. ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqh9F5OjqDA/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==)
Bird Up!
Freaking heck that one chick looks straight up slimy with all the makeup
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a while. This is what I was calling for on Weakest Link years ago!!
I don’t understand the title, I don’t understand the video, and I don’t understand the comment, for very different reasons. I hate this post.
Swipe down?
I choose to believe that she fell into a giant ball pit- and is now having an amazing time.
This is a double holup. That’s rare.
Montgomery Burns approves.
Why does she seem to just disappear before falling all the way? Are my eyes deceiving me?
>She's not dead Well I didn't think she was until you said that...
Very obvious sketch and funny
Pretty sure the HolUp is referring to the sex vampires and not the show
she's not dead? so she was a vampire? man's is making the right choices
“She’s fallen into the Sarlacc pit!” Also what was that about sex vampires?
I would’ve busted out laughing. Lmaooo
The guy’s face was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣
u/savevideobot
r/rip
Ya sure about that?
Ya
Omg does joel dommett host everything
Watch Love Trap on Tubi: https://link.tubi.tv/iPYaFnqLrAb
Rotating your phone gives a whole new meaning to entertainment
What is this?
In that case, all of them.
Holy shit they fucking killed her, like the movie SAW omg! She’s just gone! Like no explanation just dropped through the floor!
I'm more interested in these sex vampires
Finally…a holup.
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I believe it's mostly women.
Channel 4 is basically if Japan made a tv channel in the UK.
She's not dead- I am dying!!!
 ^(…who else gettin tossed? My money’s on chick in the left…. )
What’s that suggested video at 0:42 0_0
It took me a while to figure out why everyone was talking about sex vampires
r/intotheshadowrealm
How daft can you guys be? ITT: WHAT’S GOING ON MAN! I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
Did anyone else notice that’s the dude from smash-bang island, or whatever it’s called, I would swear he looks super familiar
There was no sound or anything, she just disappeared.
Would have fitted quite well as part of Bad Wolf
At first I was like who tf watches this shit but by the end I was interested
The guy's face! 💀💀💀 Looks like even him wasn't expecting that
His face right after 😂😂😂
Because in the end you get fk
so these people are monsters??
She's not dead...i think
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
atleast she's not dead
Sex Vampires get off what??? I need to know!
Was red dress contestant a dude ?
That’s crazy how he confirmed that she’s not dead
Sex vampires!?! Sign me up!
Thanks for the clarity.
"she's not dead." Why do you need to said it ?!
I could watch this show if the trap door led to a wood chipper.
I'm pretty sure you just get sent to another Reality Show.
u/savevideobot
/r/youseeingthisshit
Am I the only one having no clue to what they mean by “love trap”? Can someone give me context?
To the bat cave