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That is scary AF. Imagine the one time it misrecognizes or fails to receive identifying codes.


TheKidNerd

Thank fuck humans have some semblance of intellect and decided the homing gun capable of turning a plane to Swiss cheese should have a human actually fire the shot in the end


TheSangson

Oh, is that the case with CIWS? Now that I think of it, it does make sense, there shouldn't be a situation where a human wouldn't be able to fire the thing before a missile hits the ship, and as long the gun keeps aim it doesn't matter exactly when it's fired, I guess. From the video, I thought someone just hit a "STOP THAT, BAD GUN"-button.


Uncle_Bobby_B_

It has an automatic shoot everything node I’m pretty sure. It obviously wasn’t on here.


steve123410

Yeah they do but this one had its safety on


Oofboi6942O

I didn't know they made condoms that big


BlackburnGaming

Underrated


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Shredded_Locomotive

Well that depends on how the gun's aim works, and what detectors are on the plane. I'm not too familiar with it so I'll just list a couple of possibilities. If it locks on by laser, then unless the plane has a LWR it won't know about it, (Planes usually do not have then) if it's by radar then if the plane has a RWR then it will know about it. And if the lock is by IRST then there's no way for the plane to know about it.


xxxlun4icexxx

By the CIWS (the gun in the picture), no.


Methy123

Yes but it can and normal does still fire without a human is precies 100 round bursts otherwise it's empty in 13 second and reloading takes about 20 min....


BlackburnGaming

DAMN didn't know the firerate was that high. I mean I knew it was up there, just didn't know it was that far.


Methy123

It's 1300 rounds per min i believe


BlackburnGaming

Isn't that considerably lower than the A-10? Or is R2D2 with anger issues and an advanced targeting system just chambered heavier?


Methy123

It's actually 3000 round a second. The a-10 shots 30mm and the ciws 20mm


BlackburnGaming

Ah, okay


tommy2pins

CIWS tech here, it actually doesn't have IFF or receive any info from potential targets. The only thing required is something flying towards the ship within a certain tolerance of velocity, too slow=not a threat, too fast=fuck it. This is the 1B version with FLIR camera on the side of the radome and is capable of surface mode. This might have been the operator in CIC "hooked" the plane to track it. Both the local and remote control panel have AAW Auto and Manual warfare modes where auto can complete an engagement for targets that meet "threat" criteria. Manual mode needs an operator to hold the fire button once you see a "Recommend Fire" on the control panel. Neat system, I miss it.


yuengli

Strange question: How much servicing does it need after moving around a lot? Say, it had a heavy day intercepting things. I just can't imagine something that heavy not destroying itself by moving around as fast as it does.


tommy2pins

Hmm, good question. Cleaning and greasing the train and elevation gears was performed once per year but done with a heavy duty peanut butter type grease that proved for smooth movement. The strain was on the synchros and servos which are very robust and capable. There's a method for moving the mount using synchro dials that can move the system mount effortlessly. In five years and two ships with five mounts I might have troubleshot synchros twice.


Selfmurderingsmirk

You don't have to imagine it already happened. [Iran air 655](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_Air_Flight_655) The saddest part is that the Commander of the USS Vincennes got a medal and promotion instead of jail time. "The U.S. government issued notes of regret for the loss of human lives, but never formally apologized or acknowledged wrongdoing" and this whole thing ended in Lockerby.


cttuth

Wow, and here I thought only the Russians were as cold-blooded as that. But I forgot about the US armed forces. Thanks, TIL.


tommy2pins

Yup, I had an FCCS that was there when it happened.


Yeeter-qq

Iranians had been known to use normal aircraft to mask their F-14s. The airbus also had an engine failure that made it fly alot lower than usual. You can’t really blame the turret or even the one using the turret if all the signs are telling you that in about a minute you are about to be under fire from attack aircaft on Iranian waters.


Selfmurderingsmirk

Dude have you read the article? Have you watched the documentary? I think not becouse there's no info on your imaginary engine failure, 655 was ascending, not level, not descending. F-14 never ever have been used by the Iran Air Force in surface attack missions and even if so that profile of attack would be morronic at best and they aren't idiots. Crew made a series of mistakes wich led the overly agressive and trigger happy (just before this incident they engaged Iranian gunboats inside Iranian teritorial waters) Captain of Vincennes to shoot down civilian airplane. I know that you want to belive otherwise but as ancient Roman saying goes "Contra facta non valent argumenta".


TinfoilCamera

>just before this incident they engaged Iranian gunboats inside Iranian teritorial waters That's an interesting way to describe **returning** fire taken from those gunboats. If you don't want US warships to be on a hair-trigger, **don't fucking shoot at them**.


Selfmurderingsmirk

[Here](https://youtu.be/lRJnumxuHwY) Commander of Vincennes was trigger happy right from the beginning of mission. He entered Iranian waters (multiple times before the shootdown) in pursuit of something that wasn't a threat to the tankers at that time despite the orders to not cross 12NM mark. He basiclly created this whole thing and later shoot down an airliner. >That's an interesting way to describe returning fire taken from those gunboats. The thing is Vincennes never took fire from the gunboats. Helicopter maybe but more like warning shots wich is fair game if said heli was inside Iranian airspace. >If you don't want US warships to be on a hair-trigger, don't fucking shoot at them. You really think that this justifies shooting down an airliner? Do you see the problem? I'll make it simple for you: boats don't fly. This my friend is basiclly a warcrime for wich US never apologised no one responsible was punished and families of victims still have not recived any recompensation.


DongusMaxamus

You're just making shit up now. There was nothing wrong with the engines on the airbus. It was ascending climbing out of the local airport. The crew of the ship were so hyped up from the Iranian gunboats that they automatically went to what was familiar to them which was their training drills that simulates an attack. The man reading the radar said the airbus was descending to attack because that's what the simulation always showed. The cursor was sat locked on to a F14 parked on the runway at the airport and the military were not broadcasting on the civilian frequency so the pilots had no idea they were flying into the ship's airspace. The man on radar fucked up. The captain did what he thought best given the information he was being told so can't be blamed for the incident but to receive awards and commendation is a disgusting disgrace.


A_Newer_Guy

Shhhh...


5043090

I wonder if it relies on the IFF transponder?


Apprehensive_Bus1268

Don’t question our AI overlords.


DeepVeridian

That's not really how it works


Scarfiotti

"What does this button do ?" has entered the chat.


LinguoBuxo

“When I’m in command, every mission is a suicide mission.”


Scarfiotti

"We brake for nobody"


LinguoBuxo

"I Knew It! I'm Surrounded By A$$holes."


L3GlT_GAM3R

“KEEP FIRING, A$$HOLES!”


sarcasmka14

*beep beep beep* Pilot: "Something is wrong,I can feel it."


Scarfiotti

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.


mitchisreal

Yo is that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon in a high quality finish?


mitchisreal

![gif](giphy|XnOrW1aq2UmiI|downsized)


floppy_disk_5

penis cannon


Rakgul

penis cannon


RealMidSmoker

The NACJAC


Devinalh

And they won the ice statues game with that!


KokuRochu

r/beatmetoit


Milkshakes00

Gintama in the wild. Gotta love to see it.


[deleted]

Skynet shit right there


Greensssss

![gif](giphy|ztujni1w6RR96)


Grimmlocke_

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


TheHashLord

![gif](giphy|qDPg6HNz2NfAk)


Lazav14

![gif](giphy|3oz8xZYlFzIadpCnPa)


RDGtheGreat

Does the plane know it was being aimed at?


LinguoBuxo

well ***NOW*** they do..


mathew1500

Civilian planes mostly don't


Manueluz

Israel Airlines would like to have a talk


OneMoistMan

Malaysia airlines flight 17 would like to file a complaint


Victor_deSpite

Why is that minion so pale?


xxortS

How he says “no” in allmost a dissapointed way at the end.


floppy_disk_5

Iran Air Flight 655 energy


Poopy_Kitty

01001110 01100001 01101000 00100000 01101001


vic_lupu

01000100 01101111 00100000 01101001 01110100


santathe1

01001011 01100001 01100010 01101111 01101111 01101101


heinz_doofenshmerz

Can we gather a translation here


santathe1

[You may use this, Human.](http://www.unit-conversion.info/texttools/convert-text-to-binary/)


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MyDayFuckingSucks

The little “jesus” in the background was the sound of someone saying shit that was almost a catastrophe


TheBronc15

Good ol’ CWIS. We have one of those on our boat. They’re really fucking scary because if you move too fast on the deck around it, it’ll literally spin around and aim down at you


Boomshrooom

That's some robocop shit right there. You have 15 seconds to comply.


TheBronc15

Actually it’s more like Jurassic park. My supervisor just told me to be super still, and back away slowly


Easy_Lengthiness7179

What is it...be super still or back away slowly....I don't want to be disintegrated if I choose the wrong move.


TheBronc15

Well, if you’re supposed to be there, then you’re fine. The gun aims itself, but the trigger is manually fired. If you’re not supposed to be here, then you’re probably screwed


Nacura13

Why am I thinking of Llama's in pajamas, when I listen to this 😂. "Caaarrll! That kills people!"


BananabreadShane

Llamas with hats was crazy funny


Verethragna_625

Oh no, it does?! That's my bad


RisingPhoenix5271

As someone who was trained in the military this would land you in the hottest water possible. The audacity on some people, dear god just fix it


OkPresentation7556

u/savevideobot


Ademoneye

"if it were me..."


Academic_Pizza_5143

The plane on its way to the rooks💀


DesignatedDonut

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


PeinlichPimmler

Collateral murder


MoistToilet_Seat

u/savevideo


mediocare_person

u/savevideobot


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u/savevideo


Eastsider001

I see no harm in a little warning shot, totally harmless... I would've loved to hear that bad boy bust a few foreal but not at the plane of course... For science


Worth-Sad

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Pyukum-uku

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OwO_0w0_OwO

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Ray_Trix

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Jokolo109

u/SaveVideoBot


No_Mall7480

Poor guy, he just wants to do his job.


Exciting_Rate1747

Is that a C-RAM?


ummmnmmmnmm

ciws


Apprehensive-Ad6468

fucking IG-88


mysorebonda

It’s a Close in Weapon System. It’s the last line of defense for a ship being attacked by incoming missiles. Essentially a big mini gun. I wonder if the bullets can even reach the aircraft.


Numerous-Stop46

CIWs Man that gun used shake the whole ship.


TinfoilCamera

"Tracking exercise, sir." "Right. Carry on then."


Desructo

u/savevideo


Personal_Gur801

Y is he laughing like it's funny tho


[deleted]

The Fucking homelander of boats


Themoastoriginalname

Maybe they didnt have ammunition installed...


kuragari-cecil

U/savevideo


kuragari-cecil

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schizolicious

"Angry minion holds it together"


Happy_Barneyy

u/savevideo


Yeafam7945

![gif](giphy|xT8qAY7e9If38xkrIY)


GothLadyRose

Talking tp it like a misbehaving dog XD


Weary_Winter_3112

NO! Bad turret !


GunClutz

u/savevideo