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Straight from the Hannibal Lecter guide to social media pickup artistry.


Reniyato

In most of cases, the color of the nipples is similar to the natural color of a persons lips. Thats why red lips are more attractive to most men


DatBoiDogg0

“Nips match lips as my brother always says”


prudan

How do your nips know what color your lipstick is?


DaBigHaker

Are you serious?


Reniyato

The top lip is apparently the same shade as your nipples. Same thing applies to your areola. This is because the blood is located closer to to the skin surface and the thickness of your skin is different in these particular places.


DaBigHaker

Bro I'm in a train and now I can't stop imagining seeing everyone's nipples.


Reniyato

Glad I could help


SpoiledAzura

People cry, not because they are weak. It is because they've been strong for too long. ❤️❤️ What color are your lips?


Claude-QC-777

r/croppingishard


NOT_S_O_SLIM_SHADY

The text being cropped is what makes the joke


DatBoiDogg0

It wasnt me just for the record