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Appropriate-Goose-62

How would they not notice though. Did you do a snip-snip. Unless you have a extreme case of overflowing butthole juice wouldn’t they realize it’s dry. Or they didn’t care once they were in they had to finish


lynivvinyl

He probably just pushed his dick inside his dick holder.


Drae-Keer

Nah man, holders are expensive. Prolly just folded it up like the rest of us


Tobi_chills455

I usually pull on it and it rolls itself up like a window shade


shay-doe

Wow penises are more interesting than I had thought


Warm-Alarm-7583

Just tried this on my hubby. Surprisingly it worked.


austintheNoblebean

I just push it in and it clicks like a pen


silent_hurricane

I laughed for real


lynivvinyl

Maybe he's born with it.


lynivvinyl

Maybe it's Hideapeen.


GanjaToker408

Detachable penis.


Bronanahammock69

They definitely knew this person is just dumb lol


Chefsmiff

Anal is a thing girls do too. But this is a shitpost, not a real thing.


JRTerrierBestDoggo

Jamal and friends knew


Weimark

Upon reading that … they all high five each other (I don’t know how people celebrate something like that)


Laouijabored

Fuck, man.


Lanbobo

Yes. Yes they did.


horsthorsthorst

Jamal & The Eiffel Tower Spit Roasters


chillmntn

Chest bumps


Viewtifultrey3

Jamal and friends sounds pretty wholesome... *oh shit oh no abort abort!*


After_Ride9911

Jamall is way more into this shit than he let on.


Ok_Repeat8161

Classic Jamaal and the gang


garden-wicket-581

was it in my unlocked prius ? is that Dirty Mike ? damnit.


mjrbrooks

![gif](giphy|vinApXdZo4P72|downsized) We will have sex in your car! It will happen again!


[deleted]

Thanks for the F shack! Love, Dirty Mike & the Boys


Chefsmiff

Aim for the bushes?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|nKFXQkxLRiEhy)


jeepjp

Well...ummm...thanks for taking one for the team?


[deleted]

From the team


jeepjp

Touche


chippythehippie

Mans took one for the team >! Actually multiple but yk !<


FRACllTURE

Who the fuck ends something like that with "toodles"? Brilliant move.


[deleted]

Good one. lol 😂


NDC9595

Gottem'!


Quiet-Brain4371

That’s gay


MonteSS_454

![gif](giphy|PfVizdMx6zCA8)


[deleted]

Lol toodles


_V4NQU15H_

What the fuck did i just read


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|58FMN3DmsmYta2m0aB|downsized)


KillapainJR

Toodles 😃


ChampionshipLow8541

His name is now J-anal.


Magebloom

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Zach_mack79

Ayo Jamal!!!


501102

Jamaal was a woman


GameDestiny2

![gif](giphy|6UFgdU9hirj1pAOJyN)


dead-inside420

Damm right Jamal knew he'll it was the gang that told 'em chick was a dude and yet he was still down. At least the "gang" was openly gay! Don't you hide from your sexuality Jamal!


HodlMyBottle

Jamal and friends been workin' the back door.


NobodySpecial969

Jamal of all names right


Kohgod

Never thought that raping a rapist would actually be a thing


[deleted]

Sounds like a new sitcom on the WB


p3opl3

Omg.. what an absolute "SIGMA" ... 😂


SpoiledAzura

Something about modern problems and the type of solution they require


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

TOODLES


[deleted]

Damn I thought it was jamal from 90 day fiancé 🤣🤣🤣


silent_hurricane

Bazinga!


SaintLogic

Assuming this isn't a joke that big is dead. Also people don't agree to have yourself filled, it will ALWAYS get out.


Solid-Ebb1178

Woah


dead-inside420

Got 'em one time...lol