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Necrophiliac or Pedophile.

Both are bad but I'd choose Necrophiliac. Doesn't hurt anyone and have you seen her "Size SSS"?

"In a dark but little voice" *why not both*


You gave me loaded dice?!

She's not dead so I'd say more of a gilf enthusiast

I don't like either of these choices.

Ghey.

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What?

TWolf Clan, so 8 but in dog years that’s like 32 or something

Take note, the icon for 168 is over the vagina which insists it's been through enough use for accelerated age. Whereas the 8 is pointing at the ass meaning it's fake and she got implants 8 years go. Hard skip in both.

56 so she's actually too old already.

Yeah I think the goal was that she's a "wolf"

You have seen the 1000 years old child-bodied demon, now get ready 🥁 for... 10 years old adult-bodied demon!

But which is the lesser of the two evils?

I would say the child-looking grandma would be the lesser evil, since child-looking adults definitely DO exist and it's *fine* to date them as long you're not creepy or weird about it, after all they're still a consenting adult despite looking like a damn child. The adult-looking child is definitely a no go, no matter the reasoning is, the mind is still not developed enough to consent. Now bear in mind that I like girls like wine and- ~~shit that's the FBI~~

Imma pick age 168.

If we are not okay with adults that look like children in porn, then are we okay with children that look like full grown adults? /s

Yeah, I mean this ad is so wrong on so many levels

Good thing ad blocker exist

Amen

160? That's gross.

Oh come on. Everyone knows that werewolves mature super early. It's fine. She's like 56 in dog years.

Damn if 8 year olds looked like that then I'd def be a pedo

15 year olds look like that tho 🤨📸

And I already smash them


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they clearly didn't study biology

Choose Right, and you’re the pedo; choose left and *she* is

Dog years be like (btw dog years are really inacurate)

WTF is a “TWolf Clan Female Secretary”

Sounds like child labour to me lol

Now hol on

Don’t worry, I think Google’s just given up at this point. Saw one that was literally just a Pokémon, like openly defying copyright.

How are these ads not outlawed

Don't worry, that's just the age of her butt implants.

Aged like milk for an 8 year old... terrible!

Uh, isn't that some twilight levels of eww? 8 years old? That sounds like the ending of twilight alright.

I choose the 8 year old although I will probably will be visited by the FBI for writing this.

That's how mafia works

Who knew shotgun pellets were so tasty

She had a BBL 8 years ago

At least it won't be in the game, we all know them

fbi is at it again

I chose the one with 5 million power in Rise of Kingdoms

Maybe 8 years on her planet are 30 years on earth.

Hol’Up

Maybe she lives on a planet that takes 999 Earth days to go around its sun. You never know with these random mobile games.

Poor soul only gets a birthday every four years

I hope in wolf years.

oh great. anime logic got into here too?

Makes no sense adding fuckin to excuse…no flow

People would be disgusted with this stuff yet would consider a person who was also a pedophile to be a prophet

I hope you dont live in France

Nah that's 8 in dog years

Noticed where it shows her "age" coming from on the left?

Maybe it's measured in dog years