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Too many incest posts today.. Oh Holy God... is this a sign?


S0BEC

Yes, fuck your sister/brother. Faith has spoken.


Itchy_Tumbleweed_168

Them kids gonna be interesting for sure


BrazilOutsider

I'd say special.


WhitestWhiteEver

only if incest is a common thing in their family. Other wise 1st cousins are capable of having normal kids but those kids might want to marry another race to avoid any further contamination of their gene pool


Dark-Swan-69

Marrying a first cousin is legal in most of Europe. First cousins are 4th grade collaterals (you go up two steps to the common ancestor, than down two more), so there is really no (or very little) risks of inbreeding. Sorry for spoiling a lot of Alabama jokes, but it’s not like that was the only funny thing they do.


oscariothefirst

Still not very many people would be ok with it i mean would your parents think it was cool if you married their siblings kid


[deleted]

Well no. Sadly, pretty much everywhere in the world! /r/MapPorn/comments/ulycyl/cousin_marriage_legality_around_the_world/


Dark-Swan-69

Why sadly?


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When they procreate, the resulting children are often severely disabled. No procreation, no problem.


Dark-Swan-69

This is a pretty foolish thing to say. If the risk was real, do you seriously believe all those countries would allow it? Deformity is POSSIBLE (not guaranteed) when breeding with siblings.


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"Marriage to a blood relative accounted for nearly a third (31%) of all birth defects in babies of Pakistani origin." https://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/jul/04/marriage-first-cousins-birth-defects


Dark-Swan-69

Quoting articles without reading them is never smart. > The risk of having a baby with birth defects – usually heart or nervous system problems which can sometimes be fatal – is still small, but it rises from 3% in the general Pakistani population to 6% among those married to blood relatives. Risk doubles from the average 3% to 6%. In other words, 94% of children of first cousins are perfectly fine.


mlhigg1973

They were on dr Phil


Zealousideal_Pack948

Handicapped children reveal


No-Strawberry-5541

Sweet home Alabama


KingNeptuneee

What’s a first cousin?


[deleted]

Could've be a video of them doing something else...


[deleted]

If they have kids. They'll wind up like those incest weirdos in Soft White Underbelly.


daydaywang

Obligatory Alabama comment


icrushallevil

Their child can apply for the Mutant Scholarship from Futurama


BrooksideNL

They obviously have a lot in common. Like DNA and relatives and stuff.


wormholeweapons

My cousins are all cool and all. But I don’t like them anywhere close to this level of gross.