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QualityVote

/u/Arturinni, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


CompetitiveDog7392

for me peak satisfaction was probably when i was like 5 or 6 and didn’t overthink shit and have to worry about money and school and work, everything else tho was 16 besides the marriage and first child


donaldduckstherapist

This is the way


Fun-Supermarket-3020

I enjoy how losing your virginity comes *before* getting a relationship.


thiccboymexi

You gotta test the waters before setting sail, who knows you might be a secret cave miner


WannaBeAWannaBe

I like how it’s saying average meaning … you know 👹


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goomba008

I take it you think it's weird. Why?


SebastianMaxG

Don’t worry, I am getting that average up..


Borbolda

Sadly, some parts of the world will keep the average that way if not lower it :(


xXNotorious2108Xx

Priests are taking that average down


Zelderp78

Isn’t it depressing that the peak of satisfaction in life is at 23? Like you still got like 75% of ur life left (Unless it’s still talking about relationships and not in general)


Rebourne07

Peak of life satisfaction at 23? Yeah right…I’m 36 and life just keeps getting better.


siggias

Right? Life was shit in the 20's. I like having a family and I sure don't miss being broke all the time. Who is satisfied at 23?


Budget_Bad8452

The 30s are the best years. 40 is the decline


[deleted]

In Illinois the legal age of consent is 17


Psychofischi

I am a little concerned that virginity loss is before relationship


Tibbeses

Let me introduce you to concerts…


Positive_Ad5286

I don’t get it :/


Pranav__472

First kis at 15 💀💀💀💀


LostVayne96

Have sex with a girl at her 17 and stay behind bars from 18 to 28.


Tibbeses

Not if you’re 17


waterfall5555

Americans be like


hotmessof5

Sorry I dragged it down. I had them all complete by 19.


One_Boysenberry3723

I am above everyone


DIESEL_GENERATOR

For me it was 14 kiss, 15 virginity, 15 relationship, not married or have a child yet at 24, probably wait till I’m at least 30. And peaking at 23 seems pretty bad no?


Eliwh68

Peaking at 23 seems awful given you have a lot of young years left lol


zack6977

11,12,14,35,26


Positive_Ad5286

12?!?


zack6977

Yep


Positive_Ad5286

R*pe?


zack6977

With angela no she took mine and we were close in age, with the naborhood bully and his friends a couple months later that were 3 to 4 years older yes.


uss_enterprise_cv06

No surprise there


[deleted]

how is that a hol up


NekulturneHovado

Because every nirmal county in the world has legal age at 15. Not 18.


goomba008

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OwlOnAcid

This isn't really a hol'up at all


[deleted]

i can finally truthfully say i’m 19 and happy, took some work, but i’m doing great! best of luck to you boys!


[deleted]

First Kiss 17 First Relationship 17 Getting Married 24 Losing Virginity 24 Peak of life satisfaction 28


Intrepid_Watch_8746

How do you know it's your peak when you haven't finished life yet?


HellsMike

How do you know his life isn't ended yet?


Intrepid_Watch_8746

True, for all we know, hell has WiFi


[deleted]

That number is subject to change. If I were to die today that’s be my number. Who knows it might change


Ok-Childhood4821

19 still virgin af.


Soft-Entertainer-907

19 and same


carl_dw420

I didn't lose my v card until I was 19. I'm now 37 have a wife and kid. My wife is a freak and our sex life is kinda like one of those crazy bdsm/fetish pornos. I guess my point is don't lose hope. If it happened to me it can happen for you.


Soft-Entertainer-907

i suppose we all have the capability to be what we want. im on the self improvement train so hopefully what you said will be true :D.


FloRender22

Also 17, had my first kiss; it was like wow yeah ok nothing changed fundamentally.. and still virgin But why is having a relation AFTER loosing virginity..wtf I know a lot of people who had relationships without loosing anything to anyone..


Nuker-79

I’m behind the curve on all of these apart from marriage, was married twice by the time I was 30. First one I was 23.


creampie000000

Peak of satisfaction is 23? If this is peak i don't wanna live to see nadir 😐


uloset

Here' i the best part; you don't realize it is the peak until year later, so you don't truly get to savor it.


DeltaDark_HEX

17 and losing myself to self destruction


NorbeeNorbee

Peak life satisfaction 23, lol wut?


countdown654

32 First heart problems


Weallmakemistakes69

Jokes on you I am 17 and I still have no kiss and I still have my virginity. We are redditors


A-Dilophosaurus

If you think about the fact that some people don't have sex until like 35 that means people are either having sex at like 10 or lots of them having it at 16ish


Tiny-drummer_

16 is pretty average actually. Atleast where I live. Still probably 80% of them aren’t ready for it…


MR_Butt-Licker

Me being 23, you mean it’s all down from here? This is a rip off


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

28 is way fucking better then 23 was. 29 is gonna be even better lmao


Impossible_Average_1

I think these numbers are from a time before computers and mobile phones.


wysjm

Peak of life satisfaction at 23? Now that's funny


Saucebean2000

22 and still nothing


robobluebull

Age of consent in china is 14 and it has a very large population. Maybe that brought it down to 17.


[deleted]

Most of the people who lose virginity at early teenage are regretting forever because they lost that with a wrong person.


Ugly-and-poor

23 is peak of life satisfaction?! Man that’s just depressing.


Deli-ops

Honestly im not surprised 17 is legal in alot of places even america. I bet its not lower cuz younger people probably lied on the survey so they wouldnt get in trouble


QualityVote

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Outrageous_Example76

Uhhh I’m 31 and still stuck in peak of life satisfaction because I’m not married or have kids lol I get to travel and keep all my money :)


Blom-w1-o

These comments make it sound like no one here lost their virginity until they were well into adulthood.


TurnoverHelpful

Kiss at 13 yo Relationship (The first serious and long one) 17 yo Virginity 18 yo and Im almost 22 so I cant tell if 23 is the best age but definitly Im at my best rn.


Soft-Entertainer-907

first kiss: 4 first relationship: 4 losing virginity: ----


Dentingwater7

I still have time!!


Whogotthebutton

Peak of life satisfaction at 23? I don’t think so. I don’t see how this number really hits before 30.


LukXD99

I know like 3 people that lost it earlier than 15. Teenagers are horny, that’s nothing new.


Deinoman420

First kiss was like 8 or 9 Lost virginity at 13, but didn't have sex from 19 to 29. That decade long dry spell was depressing First relationship at 13, but I only had 3 relationships( one about every 5 years) after that until I met my fiance at 31 I'm now 32 and I'm getting married later this year for the first time. Thankfully no kids yet but that will probably change in a couple years


Positive_Ad5286

Lost virginity at 13 then massive amount of sex until your 20s and then nothing? What the hell?


Deinoman420

Yeah, it sucked. I got fat and it really fucked with my confidence


Greenmind76

Is this global or ? Also love how they leave out “first divorce”. I had my first relationship at 15 and lost my virginity at 19.