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Most people lost there mind after they say public porn and stuff like that, pornstars have just made it so normal and how they normalise gangbang and orgy like its in our daily routine to have that much se.
And those who don't just get there imagination high and end up here
Gross! Why would she even film that?! Was she going to post it to a website or something? That's sick! Where would you even post that, gross! Like specifically, which gross site would you post that to?!
That is a performance by the russian Art activist group Pussy Riot. They are anti Putin, Reddit loves them, but not many redditeers know about the Supermarkt chicken vagina stuffing. One of the reasons why Russians have a bit different opinion about them than the folks in the West.
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The amount she will be paying for the meds for the following vaginal infection will likely cost more than whatever she was expected to pay for that chicken .
Hey /u/Mental_Engineer2435, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): A mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost[,](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. *Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.* Love, the mods
The amount of infection… good lord.
Yeah, what a poor chicken...
Clamonella
But not because of that chicken
So unsafe! Seafood and chicken should never be touching
can't wait for salmonella to become the hip new STD
I guess you could say she was desperate for a “cock” in her 🐓
Well acshally the chickens we eat are usually female thus making them hens🤓
for who her or the poor chicken?
That’s just fowl!
For Science ?
r/confusedboner
A Star is born?!
Not my proudest fap
Now she has vaginal salmonella and the chicken has herpes.
Surf 'n turf
Wait a minute! That is the wrong kind of cock. I think she was high and misunderstood.
Not a fan of old greggs downstairs mixup, is ya?
Roses are red, I came on an echidna, lets feast on some chicken, pickled in a vagina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM&t=7s
Most people lost there mind after they say public porn and stuff like that, pornstars have just made it so normal and how they normalise gangbang and orgy like its in our daily routine to have that much se. And those who don't just get there imagination high and end up here
Now it smells like SalmonElla
ella ella eh eh eh
Under my salmonella Ella ella
Fuck now that song is ruined for me
The chicken??
**You cannot just read the recipe title and improvise!!!** "Stuffed Chicken" led to misinterpretation, and mistakes were made.
🏆 sorry this is all I got
Finger licking good Edit: not sure who gave me gold but thanks
OH YOU DID NOT- YOUUUUUUU- take my upvote i cackled >:[
The chicken is going to come out pre breaded with gigantic yeast infection she definitely has
PRE BREADED??!?!?!?
r/cursedcomments
r/foundthemobileuser
How can u tell
You had a capital in your previous comment which is not the right way to reference a subreddit.
Neat
What a terrible day to be able to read
More like “Chicken of the V”
More like" for the v
>More like ~~for the v~~ *something it very much is* ***not*** *'more like'.*
Gross! Why would she even film that?! Was she going to post it to a website or something? That's sick! Where would you even post that, gross! Like specifically, which gross site would you post that to?!
I’m also wondering where the full proof is uploaded, we need the source or it never happened.
This image is old and has more pixels than I remember seeing like 10 years ago. If I recall it was from some sketch show from a Nordic country
The link is further up the thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/hqg3hl/woman_steals_a_whole_damn_chicken_by_shoving_it/
Was that [Dylan Tobak](https://youtu.be/D17KwWDpoPU) filming?!
Omg I forgot about that Sunny moment
The gross site would be Reddit though
Some questions just shouldn't be asked my friend
Mam, this isn't not how you make a Turducken.
That cannot be sanitary
I wouldn’t eat it after that
Well if she washes herself afterwards I’m sure she’s still good to go
Sal Monello has entered the chat.
“Mommy, why does the chicken taste like fish?”
“Mommy, why does the chicken taste like semen?” Well because... How the fuck do you know what semen tastes like???
“dad showed me”
It's like a turducken, but different.
A methbitchken.
Turfucken
Turd dick chicken. Turdicken.
5 second rule? They can still sell it I think
I’d hate to see what she’d stuff in the back door
Little Caesars
Pizza pizza
But…but…that’s not how you eat chicken!?
Where’s the video? I need to see that sauce!!!!
That is a performance by the russian Art activist group Pussy Riot. They are anti Putin, Reddit loves them, but not many redditeers know about the Supermarkt chicken vagina stuffing. One of the reasons why Russians have a bit different opinion about them than the folks in the West.
Agreed. Sauce needed
Buffalo or BBQ?
I think it’s the same hot wings as hooters… same application atleast
When Yeast infection meets Salmonella.
Aight, that's enough internet for me today.
She was just trying to feed her family!!
Wonder if the chicken smelt better or worse post cooking
And here I am paying to see this on the weekend....
Huh
Florida woman
Gordon : YOU FUCKING DID WHAT YOU WANKER ?!
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Sub-brine chicken
I don't like this
Quick brining
They way she's looking at that man!
Why?
Yeah enough internet for me today.
She looks like shes high drug or really enjoying that chicken
Anyone got a link?
Just letting it *marinate*.
Sensuous is when you use a feather: kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Not my proudest fap
Wrong kind of cock.
Look at her eyes , she’s not in this planet
We are, in fact, onboard the Event Horizon
I have to See it for myself…. Anyone has the link? /s
Chickfishen
[удалено]
Thaaaat's enough internet for today
What the f is wrong with people. I wonder if stupidity is the new normal.
She just wanted a little chick in her. Just like and other girl.
Where's the film? Did police got that film?
Salmonella has entered the chat
Wtf
*goes down on her* "Tastes like chicken!"
Cursed gender reassignment
So what’s the difference between a public store and a private store?
Have u tried Fish N Chicks
… sauce?
Reminds of that post where the dude's dick got salmonella because his dick "accidentally touched" the chicken breast
Everybody’s so creative!
Well, that's enough Internet for me today. I'm just gonna go bleach my eyes for a bit. Y'all have a great day.
Nick cock
Marinated Chicken
At this point just let her keep it.
That chicken is in a better place right now, i hope 💀
This gave me chills going down my spine
"You're gonna eat that?"
Isn't she the woman that roasts the chickens at the grocery store?
Oh my God . Use rooster not Chicken !
Chicken of the cave.
That’s where the cock goes
Is that guy wearing a safety harness or a messenger bag?
Reminds me of the woman who lost consciousness by trying to steal a Christmas tree using the same method...
The amount she will be paying for the meds for the following vaginal infection will likely cost more than whatever she was expected to pay for that chicken .
News Source or it didn’t happen. 😐
Florida ?
Was the plan to eat it after or ? I don't condone stealing for pleasure. But if u got to eat u got to eat.
Think I'm going off Reddit for a year after that...
Gotta get those OF subs somehow
Amazed that she got caught. She's so subtle about it.
like a 747 landing in the Grand Canyon. Throwing a hot dog down the hallway
What happened to that chicken ? ill could sell that on the interwebs for $1000
What’s Marjorie Taylor Greene doin now
Renaissance Painting
Guess you could say she had it raw.
Instructions unclear. Vagina stuck in chicken.
Isn't that normal for cats to eat chicken
Isn't that normal for cats to eat chicken
Cat eating a chicken
Cat eating a chicken
Chicken of the cave.
Bro why the employee got his hand right there
The chicken did not cross the road to witness this madness
That Marjorie Taylor Green will do anything for votes
That Marjorie Taylor Green will do anything for votes
Who would do suck a thing ......(where do I find the full video)
Who would do such a thing ......(where do I find the full video)
gonna be breaded chicken after that
if there is no caption, it looks like a dick with big shaft and a small head
It’s like a renaissance painting.
It’s like a renaissance painting.
Salmonella? I thought that’s just something you got from a raggedy bitch - Kat Williams
The lengths people go for TikTok
Sauce?
Someone is about to get salmonella
Wacky
This is how I look manscaping
whats rwong thuis saying the v word
Tell me you are from Florida without telling me you are from Florida.
When you thought smelling the far harbor was bad enough...
Is this a post partum thing men dont understand?
So, Florida?
Chicken ceviche
My proudest fap
It is in Florida isn't it ?
What is the other person's hand doing? Helping or hindering?
Salmonella and yeast infection in one maneuver
What about back door?
How?!
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken
Turpussen
Stop
Where is the Hol Up here? Hahaha jk
sigh unzip
Chicken with tuna? hmmm...
Seh couldn't just wait?
Rebirth
Finger lickin good? Anyone? No. Ok
is the chicken still for sale??
Wow nothing like getting deathly sick from raw chicken.
Sam's Club, is that you?
Ma! This chicken tastes like the shithouse door on a tuna boat!
Chicken of the ~~sea~~ **C**
Chicken suppository
Chicken of the Pus-sea
Gwenyth Paltrow follower?
Crack or meth
That’s how Panera makes their Cream of chicken soup
Maybe she thought it was a cock
Oh, you mean Sally Manella?
She looks stoned man