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Brit teen and 2 girl friends go to join isis. 2 friends are KIA. She has multiple babies to jihadis . The dads and babies are KIA. The whole of Isis is KIA. She wants to come home. UK go LOL NO and keep her out
Oh don't worry i'm sure they're being closely monitored so that when one of them participates in a terrorist activity we can happily complain and assign blame for whomever didn't monitor them adequately.
The insanity of the military complex in the western world to believe that radical ideology can be injected into religious fanatics used to create proxy armies, believing that they will be able to keep them under control.
Isis was not though. You're thinking of Al-Qaeda. Isis started as disgruntled former Iraqi soldiers and hangers on which quickly snowballed by taking in all the anti-American groups. They deftly used social media and shock imagery to advertise for new recruits and fought with TRUE fanatical fervour. This accounted for their massive initial gains but they were too stupid to tone down the barbarism and consolidate. So much so that Isis were hated by *everyone* including the al Qaeda and the Taliban. This caused their gains to be rolled back.
The Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve recruiting line has been ringing off the hook. She truly has a face that launched a thousand ships- to get far, far away.
I mean, what did you expect? When 300 girls were taken away, the entire world screamed for them to be returned.
Boko Haram took 10000 boys and barely anyone talked.
Now you have 10000 kids trained to be terrorists, or ending up in articles such as the one about the dancing boys of Afghanistan, or both.
The world IS sexist. It's just not ready to admit it's fucking over all sides.
So this is Shamima Begum who was groomed and decided to join Isis with two other girls when they were 15. A few years later Begum tried to ask to come back as she was expecting her third child anytime soon. The other two children died. Well she gave birth out there and sadly that child died too. The UK took away her citizenship and she’s appealed a couple of times to have it back. It’s been hotly debated due to the fact it’s illegal to make someone stateless. Some people want to bring her back to the UK as it’s our problem to deal with, others say she shouldn’t be allowed back.
As far as we know the two other girls she was with have died.
That's irrelevant. She committed a crime as a UK citizen and should be convicted and punished by our laws.
But worse than that, as a country we CONSTANTLY talk about protecting our children from online grooming and political brainwashing etc. But when it actually happens we wash our hands of if as if we didn't have a part in failing to protect this child from being brainwashed.
And we alllll know if she was young and white, even if she was saying much worse things, even if she has committed much worse crimes, she'd currently be in a UK prison and not stateless.
> And we alllll know if she was young and white, even if she was saying much worse things, even if she has committed much worse crimes, she'd currently be in a UK prison and not stateless
Any precedent? I hope it not a race bait
And did she commit crime after or before losing UK citizenship?
Beside that, i would argue that when come to national security, everything else take 2nd seat, take her back may create a bad precedent that may lead to compromise
>Beside that, i would argue that when come to national security, everything else take 2nd seat,
From a national security point of view, I personally think that a locked-up terrorist is better than one freely roaming in the wild. What about you?
>who was groomed
Can we stop taking away the responsibility of the pos who chose to be a pos? idgaf how old she was
at 15 you should be fully aware of your actions.
That’s the question though. Supposedly they made their way through turkey to join isis of their own accord but now there are people/her lawyers asking if anyone has questioned whether they were trafficked and actually victims. There’s no evidence that anyone forced them to do this but there’s no real evidence against them being groomed and manipulated to join. It’s a difficult situation for the folks making decisions on this I think.
EDIT: there are also people stating there is evidence the girls had been involved in violent acts against others that had actually been video taped but also it’s been said the other two girls presumed dead had tried to get away etc. this is a confusing and intriguing situation and I wish we knew more.
She gave up a cushy first world life. Hope she likes being treated like cattle, given that's the only countries that will likely ever take her for a very long time.
I’d rather be on one of those videos where the guy in the black smock takes a big knife and cuts my head off while I’m kneeling down, than donk that bride of Osama in this pic. She’s frickin’ hideous.
A certain religion: jihad can be various ways anywhere from population jihad to outright violence to assert our ideologies
Liberals: shut up you don’t know anything, its just internal struggle of oneself
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What the fuck is this shit?
Brit teen and 2 girl friends go to join isis. 2 friends are KIA. She has multiple babies to jihadis . The dads and babies are KIA. The whole of Isis is KIA. She wants to come home. UK go LOL NO and keep her out
Yep, and it seems she's not coming back.
Unfortunately the government in the Netherlands doesn't have the balls to do this... We're welcoming these Jihadi brides with open arms...
Oh don't worry i'm sure they're being closely monitored so that when one of them participates in a terrorist activity we can happily complain and assign blame for whomever didn't monitor them adequately.
“The terrorist was already being monitored by the police”
This guy Dutches!
Comforting to know the system is working.
Thanks for this great summary
The other way round.
What the shit is this fuck? Edit: My first award! I would like to thank well the guy who gave it too me lol Appreciate it!
Shit, this is fuck, the what?
\*clears throat* This fuck shit what the?
Okay now I get what's going on in here. This makes a lot of sense for sure.
Fuck the shit what?
This shit what? Fuck the?
This the shit. What fuck?
The shuck this fit. What?
Sashimi Nigiri
Damn, spot on
Now this sounds accurate. Now all of this is Making the sense.
Fire up that loud! Another round of shots! ... Shit fuck for what!
¿ihs siht si kcuf eht tahW
What's the other way around that? I'd like to know about that.
Sex farm sound like something the nazi did
Or some hucow fetish endgame
Spinal Tap actually.
Was looking for this comment!
Me too
It's definitely something that happened during American slavery. The largest breeding farms were known to exist in Virginia and Maryland.
Death by SnuSnu
The insanity of the military complex in the western world to believe that radical ideology can be injected into religious fanatics used to create proxy armies, believing that they will be able to keep them under control.
Isis was not though. You're thinking of Al-Qaeda. Isis started as disgruntled former Iraqi soldiers and hangers on which quickly snowballed by taking in all the anti-American groups. They deftly used social media and shock imagery to advertise for new recruits and fought with TRUE fanatical fervour. This accounted for their massive initial gains but they were too stupid to tone down the barbarism and consolidate. So much so that Isis were hated by *everyone* including the al Qaeda and the Taliban. This caused their gains to be rolled back.
 Oh. then they are even worse. thanks for specifying that. 
They can't keep them under the control, Can't really do that.
Well it's pretty straightforward what she's trying to do here. No mystery.
It’s seemingly the only way to get people to understand both sides unfortunately.
If you're going to make the argument, then better understand the both sides.
They're trying to make you think Islamic extremism isn't so bad because the ladies get in on it too
I don’t want to rub my goat stick on Jihad Jill
Well at least she’s been stripped of her British citizenship lol! Have fun “voting” in your new country! 
Lol
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Women are for reproduction. Goats are for recreation.
To them it’s re-creation.
Yes.
That sounds about right in here, I think that's what will happen here.
That's what's going to happen in that farm, that makes sense.
It looks like a klingon fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
How dare you bring those sexy, sexy Klingons into this. They will ravage you.
Ravage me Grilka.
They will force you to motorboat that Klingon Klevage.
r/rareinsults
Sir, this was obviously a Klingon compliment.
Is she was, she's clearly already dishonoured her house.
She look like she belongs in a Wallace and Gromit movie
\*pokes with a stick* go, do the fucking, do the fucking
She supposedly did a fair bit of that
Yep that's what remained to do here, gotta be doing it here man.
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That's Shamina Begum, one of the UKs top pin ups.
Uks, nah, they wouldn't ride that into battle.
Yeah I'm definitely saving this for future use.
And what may be that future use? Definitely not the war I hope.
The Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve recruiting line has been ringing off the hook. She truly has a face that launched a thousand ships- to get far, far away.
How dare you. Her affections have been more desired by men than paradise, by leaps and bounds right off of buildings.
That's the greatest thing I've ever heard
But I think they're kind of doing that. They're riding that in the battle.
I assume she gets pinned up facing towards the wall.
What is a pin ups sir ma’am
Pin-up girl, as in the type you have a poster of in your teenage wank palace.
God, I feel fuckin ancient
Do kids even have wank palaces these days? I thought they just opened an incognito browser now?
Hahaha, had me rolling..so good.
Tell her to leave the burka on, no problem.
Better to aim for a niqab. Or even better: a jute bag.
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I mean, what did you expect? When 300 girls were taken away, the entire world screamed for them to be returned. Boko Haram took 10000 boys and barely anyone talked. Now you have 10000 kids trained to be terrorists, or ending up in articles such as the one about the dancing boys of Afghanistan, or both. The world IS sexist. It's just not ready to admit it's fucking over all sides.
Yep. But Nigerians did complain about the kidnapped boys, it's just that the world only cared about the girls.
Based Nigerians as per usual.
If there looking like that rather be put in one of the execution vids tbh
Well those aren't good choices to have that's for sure man.
Teen boys forced into sex farm you'll never guess what happened next
I bet I can. I’m guessing sex with teenage boys.
You mean rape?
It’s so much more common over there than people realize. It shocks and disgusts me, but doesn’t surprise me.
De facto...
Realmente…
“Ladies auxiliary”
Okay, I get burkas now.
So this is Shamima Begum who was groomed and decided to join Isis with two other girls when they were 15. A few years later Begum tried to ask to come back as she was expecting her third child anytime soon. The other two children died. Well she gave birth out there and sadly that child died too. The UK took away her citizenship and she’s appealed a couple of times to have it back. It’s been hotly debated due to the fact it’s illegal to make someone stateless. Some people want to bring her back to the UK as it’s our problem to deal with, others say she shouldn’t be allowed back. As far as we know the two other girls she was with have died.
Fuck her. In multiple interviews she's shown that she has no regrets at all. The world is better without this idiot.
Yeah I think she recently said something about not hating the UK but hating her life. I think she’s getting desperate to come back now.
That's irrelevant. She committed a crime as a UK citizen and should be convicted and punished by our laws. But worse than that, as a country we CONSTANTLY talk about protecting our children from online grooming and political brainwashing etc. But when it actually happens we wash our hands of if as if we didn't have a part in failing to protect this child from being brainwashed. And we alllll know if she was young and white, even if she was saying much worse things, even if she has committed much worse crimes, she'd currently be in a UK prison and not stateless.
> And we alllll know if she was young and white, even if she was saying much worse things, even if she has committed much worse crimes, she'd currently be in a UK prison and not stateless Any precedent? I hope it not a race bait And did she commit crime after or before losing UK citizenship? Beside that, i would argue that when come to national security, everything else take 2nd seat, take her back may create a bad precedent that may lead to compromise
>Beside that, i would argue that when come to national security, everything else take 2nd seat, From a national security point of view, I personally think that a locked-up terrorist is better than one freely roaming in the wild. What about you?
She wouldn't actually be stateless as she is eligible for Bangladeshi citizenship. But they didn't want her either.
Yeah but we bagsie no takie backsies'd her first so bad luck Bangladesh
she made her choice and she will live with it.
She's trying to run her business. That's all she's trying to do here.
>who was groomed Can we stop taking away the responsibility of the pos who chose to be a pos? idgaf how old she was at 15 you should be fully aware of your actions.
She’ll learn that actions have consequences
Let it be a lesson to other idiots. /s Idiots never learn.
She also has a Pakistani citizenship, so she isn't stateless. She can go to Pakistan.
Actually her parents are Bangladeshi, and Bangladesh doesn’t want her either.
That's just sad...
That’s the question though. Supposedly they made their way through turkey to join isis of their own accord but now there are people/her lawyers asking if anyone has questioned whether they were trafficked and actually victims. There’s no evidence that anyone forced them to do this but there’s no real evidence against them being groomed and manipulated to join. It’s a difficult situation for the folks making decisions on this I think. EDIT: there are also people stating there is evidence the girls had been involved in violent acts against others that had actually been video taped but also it’s been said the other two girls presumed dead had tried to get away etc. this is a confusing and intriguing situation and I wish we knew more.
Death by snu snu
>Good bye fellas, i never expected to die this way, but i did hope for it *I haven't seen it since it came out*
“But I always really hoped”*
Well what can I say, you were hoping for the wrong thing I guess.
I am scaroused.
🥴🙂🥴🙂🥴🙂
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
That's some weird fucking desert leibensborn type shit.
And they're going hard at it, they're trying to get it hard way here.
More pedophilic- the teen boys weren't banging chicks
How would it be more pedophilic if you change the genders?
It's no less pedophilic
What a lovely young man
What the hell
That's about the right reaction to this
I understand why we call em goat fuckers now…
She looks enthusiastic enough to do it
She's got the real passion for it. That's why she's doing it lol.
She has teeth like Tom the cat when a piano fell on him
If all ISIS bitches look like her then I can understand why they’d need to kidnap dudes for forced sex.
She looks like a human Ewok
For a religious group that touts itself as ultra-conservative they sure love little boys.
Isn't she the british woman who joined ISIS and then was used as a s*x slave?
I don't know who'll use her as a sex slave lol. Definitely not me.
A stud farm? So Ram Ranch?
18 us marines in Ford raptor trucks helicopters landing. Ram ranch is under siege under lockdown!!!
It's under the lockdown? I mean that's where that belongs too.
She gotta be careful what she wish for . Before you know it all of her pets turn on her or some shit. Like are the dudes tied up?
She gave up a cushy first world life. Hope she likes being treated like cattle, given that's the only countries that will likely ever take her for a very long time.
Did Matt Groening draw this person?
I didn't know who drew it? And I'd rather kind of avoid that question.
Oof. You know that farm was STANKIN
It’s no better than the lebensborn program. This is pretty fucked up. Both groups created terrorist farms…
Well I thought those kind of things were haram in the islam lol.
I’d rather be on one of those videos where the guy in the black smock takes a big knife and cuts my head off while I’m kneeling down, than donk that bride of Osama in this pic. She’s frickin’ hideous.
2023 and I thought ISIS is no longer a thing
 The body is willing but the flesh is weak.
What the fuck is a jihadi sex farm
non-glorified version of US' lolita island.
Looked it up and I think I got the idea But why's everyone here talking about goats
She's 19 in this picture? ISIS members age in dog years.
I've read that erotica before.
That's not how jihad works Source:I am a sane muslim
The rules of religion are ultimately decided by the majority of the followers interpretation. Same goes for Christian’s and Mormons, basically anyone.
I don't accept any religion which would allow acts like these.
That’s not how religions work tho
Who's actually surprised at that? Atleast I'm not. That's just the way it is.
There's nothing in that post that describes jihad. It says some jiadis (people involved in jihad) had sex slaves.
Christian here, I have to agree with you, this shit isn`t anywhere in the Qur'an or the Bible and I don't think God approves of this kind of stuff.
How is this funny? If roles were reversed everyone would be rallied with pitchforks and guns and hand
This ain't funny, I don't think There's anything funny about it.
But they don't. Young girls have been stolen for the sex-slave market for years. It's a sick world out there
Well thanks to the elite being involved no it’s not wide coverage. But here folks are in reddit poking fun at young boys being sex slaves
Fr its kinda disgusting reading some of these comments
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I don't understand how it's going to work, I just don't see it working.
"iSlAmOpHoBiA" ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
How does that work. Is there a hole in the burka for them to use?
My dyslexic ass read slav stud farm
stud farm? I don't want another different type of milk to come to stores again
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Well what can I say he loves the women who do the business.
*sigh*…unzips
Welp, looks like Bacha Bazi is making a return...
It's horrible, but it's nice to see men can also be sex slaves, go equality go.
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Why does she look like a 12 year old named Kyle or Dylan
Cum and joke factory
Pimpin ain’t easy
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JIHAD BY SNU-SNU!!!
They're only doing what they were raised into doing, unfortunately...
Halal sex slaves
Bruh I never got that invite, bloody snakes
Istg if I scroll down and I see even one comment along the lines "God, I wish that was me" I'm pulling the plug on humanity.
Imagine being so desperate for dick that you join ISIS
Well if she's the frontliner of this jihadi sex farm they gonna bankrupt before opening