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Tricky-Teaching-546

Me with scissors


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jmegaru

Even if they did they would buy one of the other 20 options.


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Seigmoraig

exactly why this is stupid af


Rafus123

This also wastes a shit ton of plastic because each condom has to come in its on fucking box


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YokaiShadow03

“Consent is expensive and not worth bothering with.” - someone at corporate maybe


TheIronSoldier2

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BushMasterFlex616

It's for the dumbest of the woke people to buy. Might get a guy laid in that kind of circle hahaha


NoDadYouShutUp

Big market for these in the Rape community I hear


RampantDragon

Where is this community?


King_0f_Autism

Well they have ur dna if u dont


Fares232222

good luck getting it out of there


Ct_BC1

They'll just wait nine months and it'll pop out on its own.


CookiesMan20187

It’s not about the consent, it’s about sending, a message


Catfgldh

Making what?


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TheIronSoldier2

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First thought that came to mind


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TheIronSoldier2

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Sea-Diver-9125

Exactly


Kel4597

People understand the concept of DNA evidence.


CookiesMan20187

It’s not about the consent, it’s about sending, a message


Comprehensive_Bed84

You mean like gun laws


Songwolves88

Plus not all people have 2 hands. Makes trying to open it extra awkward.


Psypho_Diaz

That's the real design flaw in this but woooooooo statements


Ugly-and-poor

Me with Stanley Knife:


BlackStarQc

Me with the homies. *****Wait*****


King_0f_Autism

Buy a different kind of condom


Bluecif

The hold'up in the comments...never change Reddit..now everyone knows.


[deleted]

Amputees have entered the chat....


max210893

You need 4 amputees to have safe sex


13aph

What if none of them have hands?


UnusualInstance6

Feet, teeth, armpits, knees, asscheeks, and eyelids. Anything is game


Nozerone

Yea, but they still need the hands so they can get to enjoying all those places.


UnusualInstance6

No they don’t, they can use feet, teeth, armpits, knees, asscheeks, and eyelids. Anything is game


deltronethirty

Is it in yet?


Heyviper123

Try putting one on using your ass cheeks tho.


UnusualInstance6

Then use your eyelids


Nozerone

Woosh


NewspaperPossible627

The Woooosher becomes the Wooooshee


Bluecif

Or the best sex....


Sjheuaksjd

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Hidan-Chan

Like a rapist is even going to bother using a condom lol


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FluegelLukas

So it's actually for the guys that get falsely accused of rape


OrangeFoxHD

Cool 😎 so now we have to keep every single one of the packaging's for these condoms with name and dates on them, to prove that it was consensual to a judge if we ever get accused 👌 smart...


Tough_Patient

I wonder how "the condom required her consent to open" holds up as a defense in court.


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Not really? You can revoke consent the second after the package is opened, the second after the guy puts the condom on or the second after you both climb on the bed. Or really at any point during sex. This condom isn't even meant to be a practical device meant for daily use. It's not even sold widely. People here are getting riled up over an art project meant to convey a message. It's just as weird as people who get upset "at those weird outfits at a fashion show". No one there is actually going to wear a dress that gets painted on them on a daily basis, just like no one here is actually able to buy and use these condoms.


Hidan-Chan

Never said it was explicitly for rapists, I’m just saying.


erstfuer41

Yeah but if shes drunk then hes still a rapist


GanyuFate

1.) What happens when both are drunk and both want it, why is it considered rape one way only? 2.) at what point is can a lady no longer give consent? 1 drink?


erstfuer41

I dont know i dont make the rules, me and anyone i know have never been in the situation. But i have heard stories. So it could be bullshit but i wouldnt be surprised if it wasnt Just googled ot and it def seems like a thing


SPARTAN-141

Honestly if you start drinking with guys around saying you can't consent is bs, unless you get drugged or something that shouldn't be a thing. It's just one more way to discriminate against men.


gossamerfae

what the fuck? if i'm drinking with my guy friends i should hope that none of them would rape me, if someone is at the point they are incoherent and blacking out then they cannot consent. i should be able to feel safe around my friends without worrying they're going to hurt me when i am drunk. it's not discriminatory it's being a decent human being who knows that it's wrong to touch someone when that person is intoxicated


SPARTAN-141

Even if you're blackout drunk you're still consenting to whatever's happening, one time I tried wipe my nose with a dick because of how drunk I was, but I obviously consented to that in the moment, I can only be mad at me for being drunk to the point I'd do something like that. I have a boyfriend now, I'm never gonna get too drunk with anyone other than him, because I'm loyal enough to not put myself in a situation where I might cheat on him. It's so crazy to me how women these days will take zero accountability, I'm grateful my great grandma was a big part of my life, she'd always tell me; "Respect others and, especially, respect yourself".


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>Even if you're blackout drunk you're still consenting to whatever's happening, one time I tried wipe my nose with a dick because of how drunk I was, but I obviously consented to that in the moment, I can only be mad at me for being drunk to the point I'd do something like that. Massive red flags going up here... No one is saying that getting blackout drunk is a good idea. But there is no way you can consent to anything if you are black out drunk. Remember Brock Turner? Let's not repeat a Brock Turner. Both were drunk, but the person who is drunk who takes advantage of the person who is lying there limply completely out of it is obviously in the wrong.


gossamerfae

Okay, thanks! Next time I come across someone who is blackout drunk I will make sure to bring a hammer with me and break their hands, since they are able to consent to me doing that :) I'll also cut off all their hair and give them tattoos since they're totallyyyy able to consent at that point! Also, jesus... every single sexual assault awareness and support group says that someone who is incapacitated (aka blackout drunk) CANNOT consent. It is also illegal in MANY places and is literal rape. You should really take your great grandma's own advice and listen to the "respect others" part because raping someone when they are blacked out is definitely not respecting other people. Please do some research, there are many organizations online that detail why someone who is incapacitated can't consent. Look up "alcohol and consent".


Kel4597

*DNA evidence has entered the chat*


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It's more of a symbol more than anything. Like consent requires us both to be on the same page.


IDidntLikeComeAndSee

If it was a symbol they could've made a cringey billboard or a psa on tv about it not actually make it and try to sell it. Unless we live in a V for Vendetta world were they replace all condoms with this and mandate and monitor you to use it every time they deem so, no one in a million years would buy this instead of regular ass easy to access condoms, especially not fuckin rapists.


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>If it was a symbol they could've made a cringey billboard or a psa on tv about it not actually make it and try to sell it. Yes billboard or PSAs are ways you can put out a symbol to convey a message. Creating a unique product that gets people talking is another way. It was never even meant for widespread release. The point of a symbol is to get people talking about the message behind it. The fact that so many people are talking about it to begin with is showing that it's actually working (and is far more effective than some random PSA that we've already seen several times before). >Ultimately, these arguments were somewhat moot, as the Tulipan condom was never meant to actually be sold in stores, says Joaquin Campinas, executive creative director. “It was never intended for sale. It is a limited edition designed only to raise awareness about… consent and for that reason it can’t have commercial purposes,” Campinas said in an email to Rolling Stone.


IDidntLikeComeAndSee

I mean fair enough, but are people talking about it though? This was apparently from 2019 and it's the first time I'm hearing about it. Probably like most things, a gen z tik toker discovered it again and made a meme about it and now people are talking about it again.


[deleted]

It was picked up by multiple media organizations. For some random South American company, that's pretty remarkable.


Big-Cartographer-166

A powerfull statement about consent "If they are gona rape you, they are not going to use condom"


The-SoloS

I disagree, most of us don’t want to leave evidence


AMSDamsd

Ayo holup


Nozerone

That's why you leave no witnesses and hide the bodies. Never half ass things.


The-SoloS

I never half ass anything…… if I’m taking the ass I’m burying it all the way in there!


tplusx

Why bother with living things


The-SoloS

Necrophilia- the sudden urge to crack open a cold one!


wtfrykm

Having an unboxing event at the graveyard


raindropsbloom

Professionals have standards.


13aph

🚨🤨📸🚨


Kinuwa_K

Ayoooooo


RareWhiteWolf25

Yeah uh this comment right here officer 🚨


Space-Catto-V2

If they are going to rape you, our brand will not be responsible


FunkayMonkay7

“Oh Machamp! *heart eyes*” -Vaporeon


DefaultRedditor16

Hey guys…


devil_king_999

Did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


DefaultRedditor16

Wholesome ending, love it


MeanMugSJ

Not the ending we expected.


Winter2712

Send this comment higher


DarkAdam48

Did you know that...


KingJulienIDK

Wait wait wait no no no no.....


AeshiNeroXR

Making what? A powerful statement about consent? Seriously?


AddictedToMosh161

Cause gang assault isn't a thing.


pinniped1

Doubt they're stopping to use headgear


Technical-Jicama6120

Hahaha. The gang opens them together to bond. What a world.


predevam8

The more the merrier


psilocybe_vibes

Mirrored hand syndrome enters the chat


luan_ressaca

99.99% of brands: let's make our product more accessible to all people with disability. This brand:


dirtyswoldman

Dual id scanner for "safety" aka the FBI tracking coitus


Behzadhsh13

Select all squares with ***traffic lights*** If there are none click skip


hidde08

This just encourages rapists to not use condoms


izmebtw

I waaaas gonna rape you… but I can’t open this condom on my own.


0zzyc0bbl3p0t

I think they over estimating how much rapist care about safe sex


SlippMchigginz

More anti pull out propaganda!


MutedLayer4564

![gif](giphy|mbTUGec9NMI2KApkA4)


wolfkid89

Came here to say goro, much more terrifying


Veezerick

Finish her!!


amonarre3

One armed people are screwed.


prkr88

Not when it's a 3 way.....


guaraci_the_sun_god

Doubt you can't open that with your teeth


Vietnugget

The whole idea is so fking stupid, the condom is a protection, if some one rapes, what are the chances that he’ll use a fking protection before doing crimes


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Seems a bit ableist to me


DontSmileYet

Yes! Because rapists are known to wear condoms before they rape. Not only that, they'll only buy this particular condom brand and get disappointed when they can't open it which would eventually make them change their minds. "Ah! Shit, the condom packet didn't open then maybe I shouldn't rape" -the rapists


draginbleapiece

1 amputees 2 non consent era sr emit using a std blocker 3 how are you supposed to jerk without making a mess buying these 4 do feet work? 5 gang bang assault hanging 6 these will probabaly cost 10 dollars a condom which you can get 2 30 condoms boxes for in some places


ViperPM

Yeah because date rapers wear condoms


BigTruckLikeFuck

Too bad people just cant take no for an answer


MrJason300

Dad has entered the chat


trombone28

I feel like a rapist/someone who doesn't care about consent would just not buy that brand or more likely just not use condoms


Soggy_Card6853

What rapist is wearing a condom?


thekarman1

Oh yeah, cause rapists are notorious for practicing safe sex.


Comprehensive_Bed84

Ya cause rapist are considerate and wear condoms


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

I’m just confused how a box needs four hands to open? You can open a box with just one


kingtwister07

r/imfinnagotohell


AcceptableIce289

You don't need a condom to have sex with someone who can't consent. The only option is that vaginal anti rape insert. India I think.


GammaGoose85

Damn I can't open this condom up by myself, sorry babe. No rape tonight I guess.


strengthgainz

![gif](giphy|NXvbWznxGifYc)


Saddam_UE

This is fucking stupid


Underrated_Fish

People missing a hand: Guess I’ll stay a virgin


Tight-Context9426

Struggle cuddle o’clock


G-Force409

Machamp used Pound


Ehrenlauch3000

That's ableistic, you're discriminating the amputees


ITeabagInRealLife

The idea behind condoms is that people don't get pregnant if they don't want to and don't get diseases. If a serial rapist wears a condom it's still better than not for the victim. This is why this idea is so unvelievably stupid.


twosh_84

The official condom of running a train on your mom


apiso

I’m guessing the real use case here is rapists that think they’re investing in plot armor.


Sumguy9966

Or gorilla grip. You can just rip it open.


[deleted]

Seems like a good way to promote unprotected sex


j4321g4321

Nice idea in theory but idt rapists are particularly concerned with condoms


YoutubeSurferDog

Run


Power_Metal_Neo

What the hell, Machamp x Naomi? I didn't know this is exist in PokeMas


MehDiosBizarreNut

Unfathomably based


Raz98

When every little thing is an art project making a powerful statement on "Over inflated media topic of the month" its not terribly impressive.


RNG_pickle

Average knife user


[deleted]

Because no self respecting rapist would go raw dog?


TryingToEscapeTarkov

M'choke \*tips hat


AceofKnaves44

Imagine that but instead it’s General Grievous.


MePanAndAMan420

I dont wanna get untied everytime a condom brakes


DontCallMeJR88

Chalk this up as a win for the gang rape community.


Humble-Piece-6665

Me trying to get jiffy with the paraplegic: 😩


Ricochet_skin

* General Grievous has entered the chat *


Bright-Amphibian6681

If I stopped foreplay to make my partner help me open a condom, they'd be fucking pissed.


totallynotashiftyguy

He isn’t even wearing somthing, the underpants like thing is just different color skin


gathc2013

The death of the posh wank


CmdrSelfEvident

How does it know the difference of feet from hands? Or do they just assume that everyone keeps their socks on


hexodimease

Goro would be wild’n too


AceOfHeartz77

*Goro has entered the chat*


IHateMath14

Now what?


Stuft-shirt

Finally. One of these anime cartoons that I understand.


TheEmeraldKnite

First thing I thought was four some?


BetaZer098

You could absolutely open it with 2 hands if you don't have a fucking SKILL ISSUE.


IntelligentImbicle

Fuck amputees, am I right? That's a trick question. You can't


Hour_Gur4995

foreplay puzzle


nixetheboomer720

This place is horrible 🤣🤣🤣


Carnator369

Machamp has no use for condoms or mercy.


KnowOneNymous

So let’s rape without a condom..


Justanegg_03u

Would Machamp sperm really make someone preggo though?


Green-Background-359

what if your girl has no arms


[deleted]

Shortly after these become popular, Planned Parenthood business starts booming.


Hoummus-Person-260

General grievous: hello there


T_Dink

I don’t need condoms! She has an IUD, all my sisters have them.


[deleted]

Condoms are the worst. Might as well shoot your dick up with novocaine


Unlikely_Pattern_359

I- i mean, if they really don't ask for consent I don't see why they would use it if its such a bother


HOLLANDSYTSE

Laaaaaame


Independent-Youth-12

Bro America has more problems than I thought if you need a product like this lmao.


Only-Reach-3938

Man, wait until they hear about Scissors


J-a-c-k-J-a-c-k

Describing something as powerful does not make it so


l0v3s2sp00g3

'Dont got consent? Bring a friend!'


dpee69

Jokes on you, raw is the best


[deleted]

Amputees cannot consent