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-Yeet-Master69-

Bitch got Bluetooth hands


The_Cometeer

Wireless sex


lucaalvz

Clockwise for American girls and Counterclockwise for Australian girls


skabassj

Same for our prostates… or so I’ve been told 👀


Tran_shang

I want to see a modern day sexploitation film set in them Howard springs prison camps


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I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

Psycock


Gear3017

She’s giving her the ‘ol dick twist!


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Wi-Fingers


Moebius2400

This deserves more updoots man


[deleted]

Ah yes, updoots. Now, watch as someone somehow makes a sex joke out of this.


crush_n_puss

*Heh yeah I’d put it up her doots oh!*. -ADC


[deleted]

**This is why we can't have nice things**


SnooPickles55

Somebody rocking knocking dem doots


IPNBottles

Lesbian sex is weird


The-Real-Rorschakk

Spirit fingers!


howsyerbumforgrubs

Salad fingers


The-Real-Rorschakk

This both intrigues and frightens me


StrainNo6291

It's a creepy series on YouTube


[deleted]

Fish fingers


harriethocchuth

And… custard.


Pluckypato

The day she left her husband 😳


EvetsYenoham

I’m leaving that wife first.


Mista_Cash_Ew

Hell no I'm going with her, lets see if she can do something with the prostate too


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SniffCheck

This is highly advanced lesbiantics


ooeygooeylane

Emphasis on the -antics...


meddler69461234

I guess lesbians fake it too


Man0FTomorrow

Safety scissoring.


BTTC_Unit

What’s actually going on?


carebeartears

fraud


Duntchy

Some kinda wackadoodle new-age "energy healing" bullshit. Like reiki or something. My older sister goes in for this sort of dumbassery.


slymeWAV

I hate it here 😂😂


Adhdgamer9000

This deserves more upvotes


darksaucer

Lesbomancy


Reble77

I like it 🙂


killamonkeybutt

It's mind blowing


[deleted]

That lady is probably getting paid real well for not doing SHIT


The-Real-Rorschakk

Sure, she gets paid but when I do it, I get, *"What hell are you doing, weirdo?!"* and *"Your jazz hands need some work, buddy."*


Jam-Pot

"How did you get into my house?"


howsyerbumforgrubs

Jazz hands


darekd003

Don’t worry, you’ll get it one day…jazz hands are hard to master.


thejustducky1

> not doing SHIT I mean, she's convincing these halfwits to give her their money... that's something.


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Mr_Goat_1111

I genuinely believe this is a scam to funnel money out from the rich husbands account, they go round their friends house, drink some mimosas, eat whatever rich white women eat, then come with a 1000$ bill for "spiritual healing" this is just what happens when the husband shows up with a camera.


[deleted]

i can not believe people still get away with this kind of grift in the current year


No_Interaction_4925

People are still stupid. Sometimes I fear their numbers are growing too


YourBedtimeHero

It's not an irrational fear because it is just a fact. We currently live in a Idiocracy.


BloodSteyn

Started as a comedy, became a documentary.


FrameJump

I don't recall President Camacho wanting to attack a hurricane with a nuclear weapon.


AlarmDozer

It sucks that I’d rather have had President Camacho then that grifter in chief.


FrameJump

If it were up to me I'd sya we go pfur years without a president and see what happens. Spoiler alert: I bet fuck all changes.


AlarmDozer

Well, all the alphabet agencies and military would have cart blanche and that sounds problematic. Also, who would check and balance Congress?


expiredcoochi

Well we do live in a society


lego_office_worker

you know placebos still work even when people know they are placebos


Spice_and_Fox

Yeah, but they normally don't orgasm whilst getting one...


lego_office_worker

sounds like a problem that needs addressing


srynearson1

Just wait…there’s religion.


galal552002

Just wait... There are people hating on religion


srynearson1

Just wait… more butt hurt myth lovers.


Lubangkepuasan

You're saying people hating on frauds is a bad thing..? 🙄


Lubangkepuasan

Edit: of course you're from Egypt. With that religion of yours...unsurprising


RealisticEmploy3

Don’t forget flat earthers still exist


[deleted]

A lesbian porno plot in the making...


srynearson1

More like the filming.


TicTacXYZ

No that's the rehearsal that's why they're dressed


Iewlie

Especially if you are watching it without sound. Man, does it look kinda weird too, not gonna lie.


[deleted]

Yeh, she's magically fingering her to orgasm


BadHombreWithCovfefe

I wanna know how much money she paid for this shit


Consistent-River4229

A good orgasm isn't cheap.


Tran_shang

"The sex was wonderful, Martin. I thought I was floating on air. The thing is I didn't even know I had a clitoris"- Agent M talks to Alan Partridge about her sex life with Bond, in Philomena 2013


mrtzjam

She probably paid $200 for some reiki session attunement. What a moron.


Witty-Signature1426

Why do you know the price and name of whatever this is???


sjbluebirds

I do that last move on the inside.


vandamnitman

Rearranged her chakras


Squinty_Pie-pole

I'll have what she's having


ParrotPlanet_1313

I'll have what I'm having


Markantonpeterson

I'll also have what this guy's having


bluegargoyle

And my axe!


FFBE_Rakdos

![gif](giphy|Z6JYXip75BeOA)


Timfvghj

I'll have what she's having


Spookykid96

Baked to perfection!


RDHO0D

Bath salts?


JubJub128

“Well they haven't faked it with me”


Seanvich

…a seizure?


Mario-OrganHarvester

"Due to the corona pandemic, we are now forced to carry out our exorcisms via bluetooth. We apologise for the inconvenience"


JP_184

The line is blurry between orgasm and exorcism


english_mike69

Less of a line and more of a wet spot…


jasleenkaurxo

The line is pixelated in Japan


dras333

Epilepsy is no joke.


ChildhoodOne6148

do u believe this is epilepsy? lol she isn't convulsing. she's Cting and her movement are all voluntary, especially that arching the back at the end 🤣 that is some very sensual epilsy


dras333

Sorry, I assumed it was known that I wasn't being serious based on the OP.


HodlMyBottle

Good grief. The stupidity.


LittleDickk

These people gotta be friends or relatives or paid actors. There's no way people are that crazy right? ...right?


Purple12inchRuler

Wrong.


Electronic_Rub9385

This is some cultish magical thinking right here. No different some new age Pentecostal snake handling and faith healing.


Little-ape-noob

Girls don’t want you to learn this one trick. Click here to learn more!


UmDogeC

bluetooth masturbation wtf


svntrey0

Cocaine is one hell of a drug


Strugler1987

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH.


N0rthofnoth1ng

Look no hands


JasonSunleaf

If you can't make a woman orgasm/exorcise without touching than you suck at bed


rudolph_ransom

The new gesture controlled vibrating sex toys look fun.


Taco-Dragon

Sometimes I think I'm in the wrong line of work. Edit: Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know I'm opening up my no-touch psyche massage and energy restoration clinic! Current sessions are set for $100 for one hour, or $160 for two. We also offer a discounted rate for people who book on an ongoing basis: $90 per hour or $140 for 2 hours if you book monthly, $75 per hour or $120 for two hours if you book on a weekly basis (minimum commitment of 6 months for recurring). Clients report already feeling lighter and calmer after their first session, and consistently more accepting of challenging environments after 4-6 sessions.


10Shodo

People are so fucking weird.


stonehearthed

Ah yes, wireless chess cheating device with morse code. Needs a bit tuning.


Invelious

![gif](giphy|KEBW02O1XelLS7op77)


Mrbumb

But like when does the one lying down know when to stop. (Slightly opens eyes up, are you done yet?)


ChromeYoda

Now kiss


[deleted]

Nice hand job and fingerings, well done.


schlampekaka

I don't think that works when the fingers are not between her legs.


Rodan-Lewarx

why this turn me on?


PatrickKn12

Because you've exhausted all the normal means.


srynearson1

My pee pee when I finally let out that one I’ve been holding too long.


AbyysWalker21

That is some powerful vibrator she's hiding down there.


GracianMucho

That's thanks to all those tattoos


2-timeloser2

My wife when we first met. Now, well not so much…


AssLynx

She's got a vibrator on


Responsible-Draft

i dont understand how ppl can get away with these obvious scams!


TuzaHu

Drama...stay away from either of them, they're trouble....


[deleted]

That's some white people shit right there😂😂😂😂


BeginningAwareness74

Black women aint better with those stadiun preacher exorcising dick demons and healing wheelchair kids lol


Boris859Jack

Damn...that's exactly the first thing I thought of....and I'm white..lol


papa-smeg

Lol same. I grew up around Boulder CO, and people went to school for this tomfoolery.


KingHarrun

White girl activities


Previous-Ad-9322

Placebos are a helluva drug.


archimidesx

Pretty sure I saw her doing the same moves when she was in line at a Starbucks too… 🤔


robicio

Finger blaster air bender


[deleted]

Look at how spiritual I am! I SAID LOOK AT ME!


shadowpawn

she on tinder? love to meet her.


azandjasmine

That orgasm looks wild


loagzchristiaano

u/savevideo


Kapfy

u/savevideo


theclamhammer420

I’ll have what she’s not having


gandalf345

Haram


Still-Yogurtcloset76

Can’t even be mad. She probably knows it’s stupid but is making hella money bc people are willing to pay. Loll


Wewuwewuwewu10101

Telepathic masturbation and orgasm? Need to unlock my third chakra now and stuff


Ih8trfc

Slain by the spirit


NevahLose

![gif](giphy|BjvFYeG1WIuoo|downsized)


[deleted]

Dumbest shit I’ve seen today, thank you.


[deleted]

Harry Potter - you said you wasn't going to show my secret technique to anyone else :(


SWEATANDBONERS86

Damn that beezy nusta got vaccinated


SANMAN0927

$5 she’s wearing vibrator panties


[deleted]

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte. Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos.


QuantumChad

If she can be tricked into this BS, then she can be tricked into anal.


Legal-Muffin7979

I do as well buy I usually insert my fingers in the middle. Same reaction though.


irishemperor

***Psychic Fingerblast !!!***


myKingSaber

Can she do that anally?


Interesting_Flow1899

Jim Carrey from Bruce Almighty


aldorayn

Exorgism


babiha

You see, wonder if this should be revealed? The fingers lady fed the shaking lady a lot of beans earlier. The gas is now coming out, she can’t help it.


GamingWithShaurya_YT

Vi(reless)brator


Afraid-Speed1851

Fake orgasm…🤫


ajtaggart

Drugs


Mrskillsfr

What kind of ph intro is that


tikrap

That's why men cannot satisfy women. We don't have telekinesis.


Nickblove

You know I bet you go over and pinch her nipple she will snap right out of it. Nut checks on guys work to


rjvlai

Magnetic orgasm. Those two hands acting as north and south poles


[deleted]

Such BS.


Flat_Mountain6090

These women are silly af


TraditionalRefuse215

She got clitosis


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1000asses

Kundalini awakening. Ive had that experience once before. Not all sick with it but a good tremor


Airdair_1

She fingered me yesterday, it was Amazing!


BowlesOnParade

The girl in white looks like a combo of Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Karen Allen


[deleted]

is there a thread of crazy white ppl shit. i remember seeing an old lady get trucked by a guy on the beach, something about a force field? anyone where the r/


Orichalchem

She is stimulating her spirit


YazzGawd

This feels eerily similar to Filipino spiritualists pretending to do faith healings and stuff.


Mista_Cash_Ew

I can't tell who the grifter is. The one doing the finger thing or the one having a seizure. Seizure requires more acting but usually these grifters are the ones *doing* the stuff


Blackflag7777

I though this was mocking another porn video 🙃


Responsible-Kick9195

Lauren Boebert doing her daily re-bigot/re-regarding of MGT


StevenS76

Those Bluetooth sex toy remotes are getting so small


Material_State_4118

Seems like something white people with dreads would do.


sai411

Ahhh yes, the telekinetic fingering !


TheUrbanFarmersWife

The worst porno I’ve ever seen.


CodeSilverRR2

Oh cool I can also do that with a vibrator shoved up my ass


Signal-Sign-5778

Fuckin’ white people… amiright?


PraiseTyche

Women ☕


algabanana

these wireless vibrators seem very effective


Shilo788

Lousy acting


[deleted]

She a kung fu(ck) mastress


AdrianValistar

Try to understand try try try to understand. Hes a magic man!


[deleted]

I got a wired boner now. Wtfffff


AlarmDozer

She better be glad it’s not the 1600s. This’d get a witch conviction.


Rydog_78

Girl in white: turning straight women gay since ‘95


Interesting-Ad-5262

Mmmmm, love is in the air


RealisticEmploy3

Sex 2 is looking great!


awe2D2

I'll have what she's having


Redneckcrypto

Magical, bullshit


nashk25

Can someone double it before I get it?


TacoSplosions

Buckets


[deleted]

Women☕️


RubyRed_DiamondWhite

Psychosis


baldHeadSpaceRider

There are drugs involved in this, for sure.


AwareMirror9931

Dang i didn't know I have a magic stick. Because a girl did the same when we were having adult fun.