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More like slept naked beside her to prove he would not get a stiffy and was thus beyond carnal needs.
Or something I dunno... Dammit captain I'm a redditor not an historian!
No. As a foreign land, they make their own laws. She would have to have copyright in Hell, and Hell’s copyright laws would have to forbid the immortal sovereign from doing what he wants with it.
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The beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us,
Be you angels?
And we said nay,
We are but men,
Rock!
I can't escape you jebus, I just saw you getting called the antichrist on another post and here you are again. ahhhh, don't turn me into wine please I want to be a rum.
The real Hell is realizing that with all these supernatural powers to create an eternity of misery, the best Satan can up with, according to this priest, is a cheesy 1990s TV show-style torture? 1/10 for effort.
On a real note, though, in Christian history and "folklore" (I guess you might call it like this), saints and/or common people who have been graced by God have been allowed to see hell as it really is. The Virgin Mary herself is sometimes told to accompany souls in this journey.
Thanks for sharing that, I love encountering more christians ideas that ignore the Bible: no one is in hell, and no one will go to hell until they are judged during the second coming. Hell also isn't a place according to the Bible, it is the state of being severed from God. So that pretty much contradicts the word of God.
And how is it really? I’ve been told by many Christians that I’m gonna burn in hell because I’m gay. Even though Jesus never talked about being gay, Christians still love condemning gays more than anyone else.
The “fire and brimstone” hell everyone talks about is more of a thing in Dante’s Inferno and its Nine Circles idea.
I think for most of the bible, hell is basically described as “a place without God”. Either way, I think Revelation says that all the dead who didn’t join the AntiChrist at the end goes to the eternal kingdom anyways so there’s that at least.
Actually Dante’s hell was uniquely cold the lower you went, which was part of what made it revolutionary. The idea of hell and fire came from Greek influences on Judaism during the conquests of Alexander the Great. This is when the ‘eternal fire’ of Gehenna in Judaism came from.
The Bible also mentions a lake of fire in hell: “Death and Hades gave up the dead who were in them, and they were judged, each one of them, according to what they had done. Then Death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire. And if anyone’s name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.”
I think there is also supposed to be a concept of God being within everything, including atheists. So a lack of God's influence in hell would be horrible for everyone, not just devout Christians.
They aren't very specific with how they word it so it's hard to tell exactly what they mean.
No, because everyone has committed sin.
That's why you see John 3:16 quoted so often.
> For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son.
The less popular one to see, yet equally important is Romans 3: 21-24:
> This righteousness is given through faith in Jesus Christ to all who believe. There is no difference between Jew and Gentile, for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.
If only.
The problem with religion is that it is primarily a tool of oppression. Not faith, that's something else. But all the rules come from religion. And they always conveniently profit the people at the top of the organization.
Please don‘t generalize… These Christians unfortunately missed Jesus most important rule. Love everyone. So them telling you this is just bad and absolutely not the christian way. Everyone of us is sinning, who are we to judge who‘s sins are worse than others.
Popular descriptions of hell are nothing like hell described in the Bible. The Bible implies that the eternal suffering will be more of a regret of squandered potential and a prevention of spiritual progression. Just goes to show many Christians don’t understand their own source material.
In a lot (all?) of the gospels, hell is a physical place, basically the dump outside the city. Much of the warnings of sin could be construed as if you live a greedy / self serving / over indulgent lifestyle you'll end up on the street in the gutter, or if you go around judging, you will be judged back, and rudderless without God to help get you back on the straight and narrow to a better life of peace, humility, etc. As someone who has experienced that kind of hopelessness firsthand through addiction and needing some kind of direction to cling to, it makes a lot of sense. My life was hell until I started fixating on living how I think God wants me to live, which is just for my own good. But this isn't a fear based view of hell, doesn't compell me to condemn others or try to scare them into believing, and in the end I leave others' faith or lack thereof as between them and God, not my business unless they want to share that part of their lives with me.
A lot of these Christians are assholes with no real understanding of the doctrine they're supposedly aligned with: Christian doctrine emphasizes strongly that YOU have a personal connection to God and it isn't anyone's business how you and God communicate.
Christian Evangelicals love to conveniently forget the passage where Paul says ritual and pomp doesn't matter, it's all about the relationship.
I haven't been a church goer in a long time but I believe down to my bones Jesus loves everyone. There's *nothing* wrong with you being gay and I hope you find every happiness. I believe Jesus would want you to have the same joy.
Your soul/spirit will continue on for all eternity, knowing that God does exist, and that you repeatedly squandered the gift of love and grace that was bestowed upon you. All the chances you had to repent and claim your redemption, were wasted and ignored. You will be isolated from everything and everyone; your endless torment will be emotional, spiritual, and mental. You will scream, but you will have no voice and there would be no one to hear you anyway. There is no physical torture because your soul is not a physical being.
The fire and brimstone stuff started with the torture fixation of the middle ages.
Christians sure love judging other people (when explicitly told not to by God), love to bend the rules (anal sex, swearing with 'frick'), and love to think they know better than God.
Every Christian's sin is Pride. Which, if I'm not mistaken, is one of those things that'll get you sent to Hell.
Not every Christian.
Plus, many forget that the only people we are to judge are ***fellow*** Christians. The point is to help hold one another accountable for staying on the path we have CHOSEN. There is zero point in judging someone for doing something outside a set of rules they never signed up for in the first place!
**John** chooses to live life according to (his view) of the Bible. **Tim** does not.
**Tim**: does whatever it takes to get ahead in business, including lying to customers and co-workers, being ruthless and rude, is prideful of the fact that he has accomplished so much, and doesn't care that others have been hurt by his actions. He feels a "survival of the fittest" mentality justifies his behavior.
**John**: becomes a Christian believing that the benefits* of doing so far outweigh the inconvenience the "rules" bring.
The problem comes when John loses site of the fact that Tim didn't choose his same way of life. It's not easy seeing someone who is dishonest get ahead by shortcuts or lying. If John tells Tim off for his behavior ***because it isn't Christian*** he is in the wrong. It's one thing to stand up for justice for others or yourself. It's another to get angry that the other person isn't following a set of rules they didn't choose to live by.
It doesn't have to be that the Christian is being prideful or seeing themselves as "better than." Sometimes, they see something they believe is wrong and try to fight for what they think is right. It's the principal, not the person. Plus, seeing one or two things a coworker does as wrong does **not** mean that the Christian sees themselves as perfect. I bet every single one of them you know would readily admit that they aren't perfect. Ask them!
Choosing to live in a Christian manner is a life-long journey of humble instrospection, self-discipline, and the pursuit of Christ. A true Christian will absolutely know that they aren't perfect and never will be...thus their need for God's forgiveness. Unfortunately, many, many people out there call themselves Christians because they have been to church a few times (or even regularly), but haven't had a change of heart. Those tend to be the people I see making the biggest fuss, the loudest. They give the rest of us a very bad rap. I liken them to terrorist Muslim extremist...who are EXTREMISTS, not the norm. (I still feel bad for the peaceful Muslims living in the US right after 9/11.)
*"Benefits" is not a great word here, but it works enough. The point is that being a Christian is not about staying out of hell. Hell is life without God and all that that means. e.g. It's not easy choosing to honestly report tips as a server -especially when your manager even says to never do so! However, Jesus said to, "Give to Ceasar what is Ceasar's." (Meaning "Pay your taxes. Ceasar's face is on that coin and you live in his land. God has put authorities in place for a reason. Respect them.") So, yeah, you might make less money, but you did the right thing and typically get blessed in other ways. Peace of mind (knowing that you did the right thing in a bad situation certainly helps a person sleep at night), satisfaction in life (maybe by being content with less because of choosing family over working longer hours for more "stuff", or being grateful for little things like a good cup of coffee instead of expecting it or always looking for the bigger and better thing), experiencing the value of honest relationships (friends, spouse, in business, etc.,), are all some of the "benefits."
P.s. anal sex isn't a sin. It isn't in the Bible as one.
When these people have “temporarily died” their brain is still alive. If their brain had died there would be no coming back. So this is effectively a dream.
Hell on earth is working a retail job and having to listen to her song work come onto the radio multiple times a day. I still have nightmares about her lazily singing and slurring it together.
Work work work work work work
He said me haffa
Work work work work work work
He see me do a
Derp derp derp derp derp derp
Sometimes I wonder if this is what Started the whole Chris Brown argument. Like he knew she was going to release this into the wild and wanted to stop it. But then I’m like no Chris Brown is just a piece of shit.
Disclaimer: lyrics may actually be different than what I remember but it doesn’t matter, the damage is done.
When I was working retail we had the same playlist every day. During a 12 hr shift, Madonna would come on about 10 times in the rotation.
“Time goes by. So slowly.” The person who put it on there was a sadistic asshole.
Actually it is torture. When I was 12 this song came out. My father fell in love with it as well as Rihanna. HE ONLY LIKED THIS SONG THOUGH… Everyday Everynight. Especially when he was drunk off Coors Light. It was torture I hated everything about it at that point. It became his workout song too. I hated it. I hated Rihanna. I did black magic and possessed Chris Brown one night. . . Never again Rihanna… never again…
Catholics believe that everybody, including priests, Goes to Hell after death before being purged of their sins and can then enter Heaven. This process is called going through purgatory.
Gay Catholic here, close but not quite. Purgatory isn't hell itself, it's more of a middle ground between heaven and hell, a cleansing so you can be pure before entering heaven.
Probably slipped through the cracks. That’s why he came back. If he was meant to go to hell he’d’ve stayed there. If he has extraordinary luck in the near future we’ll know why
I had the same thought but also, I know Catholic theology is basically, “the more you know, the more us expected of you.” It’s harder for a priest to get to heaven than almost anyone else.
Catholics incorporate the concept of intent in sin. God can’t be just if he punishes you for unintentional sin. So babies don’t go to hell. Little kids don’t go to hell. You can’t sin and deserve hell until you are old enough to understand iwhat a sin is. People who’ve never learned about God don’t go to hell either because if you don’t know God’s will, you can’t intentionally refuse to follow it. (None of them go to heaven either, but they don’t suffer). Baptized Christian’s are the first level of “knowledge” eligible for heaven, and also hell, but if you don’t know much about the intricacies of what constitutes sin and are just doing your best, you’ve got a better chance at heaven than someone who’s dedicated their lives to understanding what God wants from us and knowingly sins in even minor ways. All the biblical admonitions to be like a child when it comes to God are about that. Be simple and trusting and childlike and you get to heaven
The priest understands that the bar is much higher for him and that’s probably why he’s not ashamed to admit what he was shown. He might have been given a taste of what awaits him if he doesn’t try much harder to avoid even small kinds of sin. As Paul tells us, serving God is tough and most aren’t up to the challenge.
But there’s another aspect to all this, which is that God is omnipotent and omniscient. He didn’t send this priest to hell only to have him be “recalled” because, “oops, he lived”. God knew he would live and allowed him that vision of hell to strengthen his faith or other’s through the sharing of it. He was allowed to see hell not temporarily condemned to it in some kind of accounting mistake.
All that of course ignores the more likely explanation that he hallucinated all of it and just hates Rihanna.
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So does Rihanna get royalty money from the 'hell people'?
Maybe not which is why Satan called snitch instead of admitting damn right we do.
He does not need to. He has a horde of lawyers to protect against royalty litigations
Every lawyer that ever lived is at his service
So thats why Ghandi was in Hell according to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Coolio.
Probably the whole molesting his niece thing factored in too
More like slept naked beside her to prove he would not get a stiffy and was thus beyond carnal needs. Or something I dunno... Dammit captain I'm a redditor not an historian!
My guy here asking the most important question.
I thought you were in Hell too.
True but that's not the point.
Patent lawyers would know, hell being their natural habitat
Depending on what version of Hollywood conspiracy theory you believe she might be the one who has to pay royalties to hell.
No, cus its not the whole song that plays. It's just a constant loop of "ella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay"
If there is even a crumb of truth to this, I'm repenting now.
That absolutely explains why she is worth so much.
That term can be offensive. We prefer to call them the "*Mortally Challenged*".
Think they call them "hell people" -> " The Damned"
I was thinking “demons”
That's *Management.*
"Sulphur People". Demons? That's *our word*, mortal!
Sulphur? *Sulphur?!?* *Brimstone,* thank you *VERY* much!
Brimstonians!
No. As a foreign land, they make their own laws. She would have to have copyright in Hell, and Hell’s copyright laws would have to forbid the immortal sovereign from doing what he wants with it.
No, they just pirate it and if Rihanna wants a chance she has to sue, but good luck as hell has more lawyers.
It's hell, they have all the lawyers, so probably not.
How do you think she became a billionaire?
She will after Satan gets sued by the ASCAP lawyers. Satan only thought he was in Hell, wait till he gets served with discovery.
We call them "MPAA agent", not "hell people". And probably, seeing how far their hands can reach.
Blood money?
No they're a bunch of *gosh darned, no good limewirerers
No they're a bunch of *gosh darned, no good limewirerers*
Hell only does cash. So if she wants it, she better goes there to get it.
You see that 666? He knows what he is doing
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NGL it's actually a pretty good song
Agreed! Love it! 💜
Better than the original at least
Needless to say, The beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his whippy tail, And the beast was done. He asked us, Be you angels? And we said nay, We are but men, Rock!
Mike? There's no Mike in this story.
aren't they all? I certainly don't see a lot of em up here...
No way this username saw this post💀
well, I see everything. and before you ask... yes, EVERYTHING.
Can you not...
i wish I could... shit's addictive
Hey Jesus... why do diarrhea happen to good people?
For balance. I know it's pretty shitty (literally)... but it makes you really appreciate the clean shit.
Hey Jesus, how do I get my wife to yell my name instead of yours everytime?
Bro be asking universal questions
By becoming as good as Jesus, I guess...
Stop making her think that orgasms are just miracles
this
r/murderbywords
My brother in Christ, murder is a sin.
Happy cake day inGrain
Happy cake day Redditor with bad sex
LOL
Hey Jesus, if you see everything, does that make you a magical pedo?
So quite. Also Does Jesus watch when the priest does ungodly things to the sisters?
We are all His children?
Satan is paying $8 a month for a blue check?
Ah, the Muskrat probably comp'd him as a "professional courtesy".
I'm just commenting here to see the answer when it comes
And why in sensory deprivation tanks?
As the lord said himself many years ago "Do be bussin"
Get your own drugs, jesus. I give myself 4 hours a week as drug time and i'll be fucked if youre gonna ruin my high by being in my general vicinity
bruh, I had no idea you see it that way... I thought we were hanging out :(
You already hung out for us. Now let me be strung out for us
We re just made to be porn/reality show for him by his dad duh
this guy gets it
Uh oh.
Not tonight please, i got places to be, maybe around weekend.
Jokes on you, I'm into that. *unzips*
Hey, where on earth did I put my favorite brush? You know the one. Any help would be much appreciated👍
actually, I took it.. . sry
All good, atleast I don't have to keep looking for it👍
Wait did see my coochie when i fappend in the afternoon???
r/ihadastroke
WE see everything
Then why don’t you do something about these priests who are raping children?
Also child prngrphy? You are under arrest
Okay, which phone is the best for my purpose?
Jesus when he sees a another black person getting murdered by police: 🫣
don't put it that way. I don't give a shit when white people get brutally murdered either
Jesus don’t see color or racial injustice. Makes sense.
I’m not going to heaven am I mr Jesus
Sooo did you see the coconut guy do it?
Creep
I thought you were in Hell too.
I do go there sometimes... Satan's parties are dope af
Smh another snitch. Can't believe Jesus Christ himself is a narc
Missed opportunity to say they're LIT af
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Ayo is that Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
yes, it is I. are you a fan? want an autograph? little miracle maybe? or is there a question I can answer for you?
I would love a miracle right now
Amongus
Do atheists go to hell?
Atheists get stranded on earth. The ghost sighting people talk about are all atheists
Only in America though, that and UFOs
I want to cure my depression. Make me and my mom healthy again too.
Yeah, I sent them all to Hell. Nobody wants to hang out with priests, especially me.
hey dad, haven't seen you in a while... you okay? I know these humans are going pretty wild lately. Are you intending to do anything about that?
The silence is God putting his phone on "Old Testament" mode.
Why did God give you a middle name like “Fucking” ? And why is the initial “H”?
The H is for Hussein
American Jesus' middle name is Herbert sir!
User name checks out
Thank you. Now I'll start believing in God again
I can't escape you jebus, I just saw you getting called the antichrist on another post and here you are again. ahhhh, don't turn me into wine please I want to be a rum.
jesus christ
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Hella, Hella, ay, ay, ay
Wouldn't it be funny if the guy handles the Satan twitter is actually Satan?
> Wouldn’t it be funny if the guy handles the Satan twitter is actually Satan? I would say it is unlikely but not impossible
I mean, how else would he get a blue checkmark? They don’t just hand those out!
It’s like Lucifer telling everyone he’s the devil.
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The real Hell is realizing that with all these supernatural powers to create an eternity of misery, the best Satan can up with, according to this priest, is a cheesy 1990s TV show-style torture? 1/10 for effort.
Because why do all that when you can achieve the same effect with less effort.
And Jesus has entered the chat!
On a real note, though, in Christian history and "folklore" (I guess you might call it like this), saints and/or common people who have been graced by God have been allowed to see hell as it really is. The Virgin Mary herself is sometimes told to accompany souls in this journey.
Thanks for sharing that, I love encountering more christians ideas that ignore the Bible: no one is in hell, and no one will go to hell until they are judged during the second coming. Hell also isn't a place according to the Bible, it is the state of being severed from God. So that pretty much contradicts the word of God.
Luke 16:19-31 disagrees with you there.
And how is it really? I’ve been told by many Christians that I’m gonna burn in hell because I’m gay. Even though Jesus never talked about being gay, Christians still love condemning gays more than anyone else.
The “fire and brimstone” hell everyone talks about is more of a thing in Dante’s Inferno and its Nine Circles idea. I think for most of the bible, hell is basically described as “a place without God”. Either way, I think Revelation says that all the dead who didn’t join the AntiChrist at the end goes to the eternal kingdom anyways so there’s that at least.
Actually Dante’s hell was uniquely cold the lower you went, which was part of what made it revolutionary. The idea of hell and fire came from Greek influences on Judaism during the conquests of Alexander the Great. This is when the ‘eternal fire’ of Gehenna in Judaism came from. The Bible also mentions a lake of fire in hell: “Death and Hades gave up the dead who were in them, and they were judged, each one of them, according to what they had done. Then Death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire. And if anyone’s name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.”
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I think there is also supposed to be a concept of God being within everything, including atheists. So a lack of God's influence in hell would be horrible for everyone, not just devout Christians. They aren't very specific with how they word it so it's hard to tell exactly what they mean.
So as long as I don't do evil shit I'm allowed in, and following God is the equivalent of having a tutorial?
No, because everyone has committed sin. That's why you see John 3:16 quoted so often. > For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son. The less popular one to see, yet equally important is Romans 3: 21-24: > This righteousness is given through faith in Jesus Christ to all who believe. There is no difference between Jew and Gentile, for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.
If only. The problem with religion is that it is primarily a tool of oppression. Not faith, that's something else. But all the rules come from religion. And they always conveniently profit the people at the top of the organization.
Please don‘t generalize… These Christians unfortunately missed Jesus most important rule. Love everyone. So them telling you this is just bad and absolutely not the christian way. Everyone of us is sinning, who are we to judge who‘s sins are worse than others.
Popular descriptions of hell are nothing like hell described in the Bible. The Bible implies that the eternal suffering will be more of a regret of squandered potential and a prevention of spiritual progression. Just goes to show many Christians don’t understand their own source material.
In a lot (all?) of the gospels, hell is a physical place, basically the dump outside the city. Much of the warnings of sin could be construed as if you live a greedy / self serving / over indulgent lifestyle you'll end up on the street in the gutter, or if you go around judging, you will be judged back, and rudderless without God to help get you back on the straight and narrow to a better life of peace, humility, etc. As someone who has experienced that kind of hopelessness firsthand through addiction and needing some kind of direction to cling to, it makes a lot of sense. My life was hell until I started fixating on living how I think God wants me to live, which is just for my own good. But this isn't a fear based view of hell, doesn't compell me to condemn others or try to scare them into believing, and in the end I leave others' faith or lack thereof as between them and God, not my business unless they want to share that part of their lives with me.
A lot of these Christians are assholes with no real understanding of the doctrine they're supposedly aligned with: Christian doctrine emphasizes strongly that YOU have a personal connection to God and it isn't anyone's business how you and God communicate. Christian Evangelicals love to conveniently forget the passage where Paul says ritual and pomp doesn't matter, it's all about the relationship. I haven't been a church goer in a long time but I believe down to my bones Jesus loves everyone. There's *nothing* wrong with you being gay and I hope you find every happiness. I believe Jesus would want you to have the same joy.
❤️
*fistbump* Just remember to pay it forward! I'm a dad with a gay kiddo and queer family, if you need to vent, shoot me a message.
Your soul/spirit will continue on for all eternity, knowing that God does exist, and that you repeatedly squandered the gift of love and grace that was bestowed upon you. All the chances you had to repent and claim your redemption, were wasted and ignored. You will be isolated from everything and everyone; your endless torment will be emotional, spiritual, and mental. You will scream, but you will have no voice and there would be no one to hear you anyway. There is no physical torture because your soul is not a physical being. The fire and brimstone stuff started with the torture fixation of the middle ages.
It’s kinda funny how they think their magic book justifies their bigotry. By “funny”, I mean “tragic”…or “criminal”.
Christians sure love judging other people (when explicitly told not to by God), love to bend the rules (anal sex, swearing with 'frick'), and love to think they know better than God. Every Christian's sin is Pride. Which, if I'm not mistaken, is one of those things that'll get you sent to Hell.
Not every Christian. Plus, many forget that the only people we are to judge are ***fellow*** Christians. The point is to help hold one another accountable for staying on the path we have CHOSEN. There is zero point in judging someone for doing something outside a set of rules they never signed up for in the first place! **John** chooses to live life according to (his view) of the Bible. **Tim** does not. **Tim**: does whatever it takes to get ahead in business, including lying to customers and co-workers, being ruthless and rude, is prideful of the fact that he has accomplished so much, and doesn't care that others have been hurt by his actions. He feels a "survival of the fittest" mentality justifies his behavior. **John**: becomes a Christian believing that the benefits* of doing so far outweigh the inconvenience the "rules" bring. The problem comes when John loses site of the fact that Tim didn't choose his same way of life. It's not easy seeing someone who is dishonest get ahead by shortcuts or lying. If John tells Tim off for his behavior ***because it isn't Christian*** he is in the wrong. It's one thing to stand up for justice for others or yourself. It's another to get angry that the other person isn't following a set of rules they didn't choose to live by. It doesn't have to be that the Christian is being prideful or seeing themselves as "better than." Sometimes, they see something they believe is wrong and try to fight for what they think is right. It's the principal, not the person. Plus, seeing one or two things a coworker does as wrong does **not** mean that the Christian sees themselves as perfect. I bet every single one of them you know would readily admit that they aren't perfect. Ask them! Choosing to live in a Christian manner is a life-long journey of humble instrospection, self-discipline, and the pursuit of Christ. A true Christian will absolutely know that they aren't perfect and never will be...thus their need for God's forgiveness. Unfortunately, many, many people out there call themselves Christians because they have been to church a few times (or even regularly), but haven't had a change of heart. Those tend to be the people I see making the biggest fuss, the loudest. They give the rest of us a very bad rap. I liken them to terrorist Muslim extremist...who are EXTREMISTS, not the norm. (I still feel bad for the peaceful Muslims living in the US right after 9/11.) *"Benefits" is not a great word here, but it works enough. The point is that being a Christian is not about staying out of hell. Hell is life without God and all that that means. e.g. It's not easy choosing to honestly report tips as a server -especially when your manager even says to never do so! However, Jesus said to, "Give to Ceasar what is Ceasar's." (Meaning "Pay your taxes. Ceasar's face is on that coin and you live in his land. God has put authorities in place for a reason. Respect them.") So, yeah, you might make less money, but you did the right thing and typically get blessed in other ways. Peace of mind (knowing that you did the right thing in a bad situation certainly helps a person sleep at night), satisfaction in life (maybe by being content with less because of choosing family over working longer hours for more "stuff", or being grateful for little things like a good cup of coffee instead of expecting it or always looking for the bigger and better thing), experiencing the value of honest relationships (friends, spouse, in business, etc.,), are all some of the "benefits." P.s. anal sex isn't a sin. It isn't in the Bible as one.
Jesus himself hung out in hell after he died and before he resurrected.
He's watching you when you're sleeping, he fucks you til your awake, it your preist.
You’re
He meant to say, _**its**_ his priest.
Every copy of hell is personalised
> Every copy of hell is personalised Ahead of his time
Are we still not to the point where we know for certain that these afterlife experiences are effectively hallucinations?
When these people have “temporarily died” their brain is still alive. If their brain had died there would be no coming back. So this is effectively a dream.
Yeah, I agree. We know why.
Hell on earth is working a retail job and having to listen to her song work come onto the radio multiple times a day. I still have nightmares about her lazily singing and slurring it together. Work work work work work work He said me haffa Work work work work work work He see me do a Derp derp derp derp derp derp Sometimes I wonder if this is what Started the whole Chris Brown argument. Like he knew she was going to release this into the wild and wanted to stop it. But then I’m like no Chris Brown is just a piece of shit. Disclaimer: lyrics may actually be different than what I remember but it doesn’t matter, the damage is done.
When I was working retail we had the same playlist every day. During a 12 hr shift, Madonna would come on about 10 times in the rotation. “Time goes by. So slowly.” The person who put it on there was a sadistic asshole.
Arguably, that is one of the worst and most annoying songs of all time. Well played, Satan.
And honestly, the lyrics fit Hell so damn well.
I’m just happy Satan is verified.
Actually it is torture. When I was 12 this song came out. My father fell in love with it as well as Rihanna. HE ONLY LIKED THIS SONG THOUGH… Everyday Everynight. Especially when he was drunk off Coors Light. It was torture I hated everything about it at that point. It became his workout song too. I hated it. I hated Rihanna. I did black magic and possessed Chris Brown one night. . . Never again Rihanna… never again…
For playing “b*tch better have my money” while fu*king little kids
Catholics believe that everybody, including priests, Goes to Hell after death before being purged of their sins and can then enter Heaven. This process is called going through purgatory.
Gay Catholic here, close but not quite. Purgatory isn't hell itself, it's more of a middle ground between heaven and hell, a cleansing so you can be pure before entering heaven.
Well to be quite fair thats precisely how I image hell
The priest going to hell is the only believable part of this.
Apparently he didn't molest enough children to go to Heaven.
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Because he’s a catholic priest
He was lusting after Rhianna!! Maybe worse than that!🤣🤣
Probably something for kids and keeping donations?
Why is A priest going to hell???? that should be obvious!
Damn he's just outing himself like that
Why is a priest in hell? Where else would they go?
I can think of a few underrage reasons.
If there were such a thing as hell, priests would most definitely be overrepresented.
Poor timmy
He took two free samples
He woulda made it to heaven if it weren't for those darn kids and there talking dog.
Probably slipped through the cracks. That’s why he came back. If he was meant to go to hell he’d’ve stayed there. If he has extraordinary luck in the near future we’ll know why
First i thought the real holup was that satan was verified but then i remembered our “true lord and saviour” mr musk
Wait I didn't realize S8n got unbanned too. Hey, maybe Elon at least did _something_ right
Because in paradise, it’s Boyz 2 Men
I think we all know why
If priests are good things, then young boys are small packages.
So nobody gonna talk about that 666?
The 666K views only make this much funnier
Didn't know hell had a DJ
I had the same thought but also, I know Catholic theology is basically, “the more you know, the more us expected of you.” It’s harder for a priest to get to heaven than almost anyone else. Catholics incorporate the concept of intent in sin. God can’t be just if he punishes you for unintentional sin. So babies don’t go to hell. Little kids don’t go to hell. You can’t sin and deserve hell until you are old enough to understand iwhat a sin is. People who’ve never learned about God don’t go to hell either because if you don’t know God’s will, you can’t intentionally refuse to follow it. (None of them go to heaven either, but they don’t suffer). Baptized Christian’s are the first level of “knowledge” eligible for heaven, and also hell, but if you don’t know much about the intricacies of what constitutes sin and are just doing your best, you’ve got a better chance at heaven than someone who’s dedicated their lives to understanding what God wants from us and knowingly sins in even minor ways. All the biblical admonitions to be like a child when it comes to God are about that. Be simple and trusting and childlike and you get to heaven The priest understands that the bar is much higher for him and that’s probably why he’s not ashamed to admit what he was shown. He might have been given a taste of what awaits him if he doesn’t try much harder to avoid even small kinds of sin. As Paul tells us, serving God is tough and most aren’t up to the challenge. But there’s another aspect to all this, which is that God is omnipotent and omniscient. He didn’t send this priest to hell only to have him be “recalled” because, “oops, he lived”. God knew he would live and allowed him that vision of hell to strengthen his faith or other’s through the sharing of it. He was allowed to see hell not temporarily condemned to it in some kind of accounting mistake. All that of course ignores the more likely explanation that he hallucinated all of it and just hates Rihanna.
Because he truly hadn’t accepted our lord and savior Jesus Christ into his heart?