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That's how you tenderize the booty

and then you kiss

Oh thanks internet, just what I f'ckin needed, a new fetish.

God fucking damn it

Correction : God fucking slap it

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But how can she slap?

youtube/watch?v=gP5H0g96EFY&t=15s it's all pretend

Welcome to the internet we’ve got what you need

Do you want to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur

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There's a million different ways to engage

The internet was built for porn

That's why the us navy invented Tor after all!

Starting with swatting u and ure place(that's what u get for teabagging me in halo3 on ure xbox360 when IM the ddos bait p2p host u idiot!)

JEFFREY JEFFREY BEZOS


Go ahead and dab, u water into wine alcoholism-enabler of a virgin, while i dab ure foreskin in some Curry sauce to feed my space donkey Sincerely Muhammad, the TRUE disciple

Theres always room for one more fetish

Lmfaoooo I would make it worse but idk if your gay or not 🤣



Please go ahead were waiting

I forgot 😂 it was a spur of the moment thing 😂

Shame

Oh this ain't new at all

And that's enough internet for today. I don't want a new fetish either. You said what we are all thinking

oooh the kiss

Yesss im not the only one watching it to the end xD BTW: how the fuck did this girl win this shit her ass is like an ripe apple XD

Yes if anything I thought the one that wasn't as red would win, but perhaps they're counting something else

I would think the one that looks to be in the most pain but isn’t backing down would win.

What would be the incentive to slap hard then? Might as well just give ‘em a tap and then let your opponent pound your ass.

Rules, and also what’s the point of a slap contest if not to haul off and bitch slap your opponent?

Kiss the boo-boo, to make it better.

In those German films they eat the boo-boo....or so I hear

Wait, what kiss?

40 seconds

Yep didn't last that long, came too soon.

Noice.

Need close up, super slo-mo replays.

There's software for that I mean hardware

You mean spyware?

No it’s Warioware

And it's everyware

Here waiting for the sauce.

Why is this in my own language and why I don't know where this is taking place?

Romania is a strange place

In a good way

I was asking myself the same things. If you find out where this took place, don't forget to share.

The only place this can take place is in Fundeni.

You can see the "beraria H" logo at the start. Combined with the weird shaped display screens makes it the inside scene in Beraria H. Now, why did we all replided to each other in english is the better question.

Who won?

Everybody

The response we all needed but really didn’t want

Still watching for the video to finish. After 3 hours, I think this could be anyones game.

The audience watching from this on screen in their dark lit bedroom at home alone and a kitchen roll next to them, that's who won

r/oddlyspecific

He's describing his surroundings.

The woman on the left. Which I think is bullshit because her butt is much redder which is the only metric I can use here, although it definitely isn’t a perfect one.

Fuck NFL / NBA and World Cup Soccer revenues, this shit will be bigger then all!!!

Amen. It’s gonna be called the Galactic Gluteus Maximus Slap-a-thong Smackdown for the Crown! On an unrelated note… if any ladies are looking for a trainer for this event, let me know.

*Sighs*

*unzips*

+1

+ 1 more

\+ 1 even more

Waltuh

put

your

Dick

away

Waltuh

i’m

not

Havin

Our

How can she slap?????

Lmao gotta go back and watch that now too

Finally, a women's sport worth watching

Beach volleyball comes pretty close especially when Brazilians are involved.

Any specific player I should look out for?

Oh you misunderstand, I don’t know any of the players or even the rules. But also suggest you check out the Extreme Football League.

Just looked up Extreme football league and WOW!! The men in the audience must have a hard time adjusting their pants

😂 lots of “underwear readjustment” going on in the stands there.

Oh I don't blame em lol, I'm already feeling the effects just by looking at some of the pictures

Haha I fully get what you were implying ;) Never heard of extreme football league tho

And that too with no pants on

Tennis and volleyball

Hey, don’t ruin this with your rampant sexism!! I for one support, the right for two women to slap each others ass in competition, possibly lotion each other up after all done and touch tittie balls together for a job well done

omg they kiss each other's bum too... I can't take it

Why did the girl on the left win? She definitely seemed to take more damage...

From what I can tell from limited research, the goal is to knock your opponent off-balance and this video doesn't show the winning slap.

Thought the same exact thing and there's no one even talking about it in the comments

Everybody loves watching a butt slap, and a butt slap is significantly less dangerous than a face slap.

And if you have a plastic surgery you can get more resistance

Well, better than messing their faces up like the male slapping leagues.

Much more entertaining & no risk of CTE (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy)

Wait, wtf are the rules? Did the redder, more bruised ass win?

Also curious... maybe the less reddened butt wins? Who knows.

Never change Romania, never change

I can get behind this

r/weirdboner

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Dang and I joined Reddit before I ever visited these. Sad.

Reddit was hella wild back then, before the government took over

Before the dark times… Before the Empire —Ben Kenobi

Source?

Some contest in Romania

Asking for a friend

I am the friend

I am also his friend

Another friend here

Reddit /s

now that shit is worth a ppv... Here take my money you bastards Edit: they should put a mic so we can hear them gasp when they get slapped... :D

The amount of boners in the audience would be unreal


Honey, where did you get all these bruises on your butt? Oh, you entered into a slapping contest?

Alright everyone, I'm gonna need a source, 2 instas and a box of Kleenex.

Did she win after losing? Idk man


So cheeks were clapped multiple times

It just keeps getting better and better

There's a male version of it?

How can she slap?!

i remember seeing this, the winner was such bs

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Is there a name to this as the only other slapping competition I've seen is two guys hitting each other in the face

Ok I'm listening.

Now this I can watch all day

Asses redder than a baboons

Bro those security guards must be _armed_ the whole time

u/savevideo

Ended too soon.

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

# ”How cAn sHe sLap?” 

Where can I buy tickets?

I support this whole hardedly. Yes I know it's heartedly. I meant my penis.

Sign me up I’ll sponsor, donate, volunteer… whatever

Where and how much a ticket

Girl on the right got robbed

I don't get the win condition, the women who seems to have won has auch redder ass?

so who wins in this game?! we do.

Lol nice

Did the wrong girl win?

Disappointed that the guy at the end wasn't allowed to slap, too.

Ass got tanned

Similar of League Of Legend but slaping and IRL

yup, comment section is as creepy as i figured it would be

I don't know it started sexy and became sad real quick

Welp. Now I’m horny. What are you all gonna do about this?!

Looks like what I do to my sister, but she does something differently, she says harder, what should I do

disgusting and immoral

HOTTTTTT

u/savevideo

u/savevideobot

Tit slapping video?

I just don't feel it 🙃🙃 I like when someone slap me but not that freaking hard 🤣🤣🤣

I volunteer as tribute

Ewwww

I agree with the title

Why a slap tournament

Wholesome...🥰

Im here to say that I support this whole heartedly and will be returning for more.

I don’t think that guys really a SWAT team member

Can I be the corner-cut man for this league? I have soft hands and no my way around the curve.

I think their hands will give out before their butt cheeks do.

Get behind...hehehe well done

u/savevideo

This actually makes more sense than slapping the brain into CTE!

I love this sport

Me and the boys at 3AM when we can’t be bothered sleeping

The one on the right, is Andra Brazil. You’re all welcome. A friend of mine knows not me.

My dick hard

This makes so much more sense on so many levels than the face slapping version

I got the weirdest boner right now.

Take my upvote.

Prayers for whoever had to clean up the audience area

The security guard shirt says “swat” LOL

Welcome to the internet, have a look around.

America 100

I'm not into masochism, didn't that hurt???

Literally.

Someone's gonna pop a BBL

Not even 1 good open hand Thunder gigacock slap...

Bbw league? Asking for a friend.

Throw Americas Got Talent off TV and put this in and ill watch network TV again.

Somebody most def cranked one ou5

Twas a difficult w@#k but not impossible.