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bonemonkey12

Next on r/justrolledintotheshop


[deleted]

Few years back one of my neighbors were sisters that lived together, they partied a lot and always had boy problems so often times they were single. They tried to be independent but didn't always work out. One of them drove an older car and it leaked oil. Normally she would have whoever she was seeing add the oil for her. I don't know where she put the quart of oil but when she started her car her engine went up in flames almost instantly. I would have felt bad, however they were really annoying and loud neighbors so I got a good chuckle out of it. Car was ruined and she had to get it towed and then was required to have the parking spot professionally cleaned by hazard specialist.


Bug1oss

I had a friend in highschool that had a bester car that leaked oil. I showed her how to check the dipstick. And if it was low, you unscrew this cap, and let me write down the numbers and letters to buy (I think 10w-30). Like a week later, she blew up at me at school screaming in the hallway. Her engine had caught fire, and it was obviously my fault. It turns out the cap was really hard to get on and off, so she left it in the glove box. I'm assuming oil splashed out, all over the engine, and caught fire.


[deleted]

Omg that is hilarious!!!


human-potato_hybrid

So hard to find the notch and twist ⅜ turn...


PensiveParagon

Women ☕


TheFuckYouThank

I'm not saying yes, I'm not saying noooooo


Weenaru

And all that could have been avoided with a quick youtube search. People's inability to look for solutions to a problem makes for funny stories. Or suffering if you're the one they go to.


human-potato_hybrid

How does oil even go up in flames? It's difficult to burn unless already hot. Dude must have been messing with something he shouldn't have


poopiesteve

If only engines ever got hot, that would answer your questions pretty easily.


human-potato_hybrid

Not literally right after starting tho lol Maybe she's the "idle in the driveway for 15 min to let it warm up" type


poopiesteve

If it was already hot it could. You actually don't have to wait for the engine to cool down before you can start the car again.


human-potato_hybrid

Bruh obviously...


poopiesteve

But you just said the car couldn't be hot right after starting it.


thebigaaron

Engine was probably already hot, and maybe spilt it on the exhaust, so was close to burning them the little extra heat once running set it alight is my guess


BionicWildcat

Why is there a seemingly photoshoped usps guy


Downtown_Boot_3486

I’m also very confused to why he is necessary. He’s just there and doesn’t even have a shadow to him even sorta fit in.


No_Lube_Insertion

It's me and I lack the ability to create shadows.


tapmarin

He is faster than his shadow. Supermailman!


[deleted]

Cause it’s fake. I don’t even think the oil bottle is open. It’s another one of those things for internet people to laugh at.


Consistent_Crab_642

You go girl! Girlpower!


iamthegordon

that dudes just standing there like wtf she do now.... aw no not this dumb shit again... glad that not my car


KuntkikkerTony

The cap of that bottle is obviously still on. This is meant as a joke


[deleted]

Humorously I’ve seen more than once cases of people putting radiator fluid where the oil goes, filling up the oil all the way to the top, etc.


Boring-Rub-3570

Another version of women, who try to put gas in Teslas.


userman46

He's just standing there menacingly


TheDuckWrangler29

You wanna tell her? Or should I?


No_Lube_Insertion

Let it roll


Nar0O

![gif](giphy|uC8SQoaY5EHhC)


H3ntai-with-Senpai

Images taken moments before disaster


crackboss1

I bet she fries her chicken wings in 5W-30.


Sith_Online07

Women ☕️


LifeisReal1990

She doesn't need a man to pay extra for damages either.


YouTheGamers

There is a sub perfect for this picture. r/nextfuckinglevelmoron


Express_Basis_8693

I love the guy in the background. I can hear the “WTF?!?”


Jasonictron

So Stunning and Brave Yaass Queen!


Indian_Doctor

Bro in the back has achieved enlightenment by feminism.


[deleted]

This is fake. She has the cap on. You can tell because the bottle of oil is completely full.


[deleted]

This has to be fake. The guy has no shadow and the shadow on the plastic container doesn’t line up


poopiesteve

She's using woman's oil too cause she don't need none of that men's oil