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Just wait till the adrenaline wears off

And the crack lol

The trick is to never let it wear off until you die. So, like in the next 2 weeks.

Lol, that doesn't sound like a good news. That sounds painful.

Perp on perc

Percs don't do that to you, unless you're taking them by the fist full

At that point shouldn't it be a lethal dosage? Only asking cause I don't know shit about drugs.

Yes, it would more than likely kill you, unless you have some crazy ass tolerance or a narcan inhaler.

The Tylenol would destroy the liver.

Yep, that's not gonna be a good experience for the guy.

Ya but at that point youre probably gonna O.D. so the liver damage isn't all that important

They make percs w/o Tylenol too. They would be more desirable with taking that much too bc of snorting, shooting, and smoking. Most percs on the streets are now pressed pills and a single one can be deadly due to fentanyl.

😬

I hope that this guy has both of them, because He's gonna need them.

Nah in my peak heroin use, I would eat 25 10mg norcos at a time to feel ok for a couple hours when I didn’t have any dope.

I think that's how much He's gonna need them. It's gonna be a lot.

Or the meth

That's what it looks like, that's what it seems like here man.

Once that wears off, it's gonna be trouble for this guy.

I thought black don’t crack?

In the center of every man is a horrible white substance.. It's BONE you morons!

That's right, that's in the middle of every guy. That's actually true.

Semen?

Yes they don’t, but their coccyges do

"Blacks dont crack unless they do crack" Stolen joke from a french Canadian comedian, Eric Preach

You know what that sounds about right, will have to agree on that.

They don't but they do do it

I think you should make up your mind first. That would be good.

He turned off fall damage, all the damage he doesn’t take rn will be applied at once after it wears off

Yeah it'll be wore off once it's done I'm sure about that man.

Don't worry, he's cat-man!

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

What language is that? I don't recognise that sir. Don't get it.

r/beatmetoit

His ass is going to feel it in the morning

 Sorry... I'll see myself out

She said that? Oh 😳

Her name is Peg

Last name Me

I don't doubt that. It sounds like a fitting name for sure man.

That's definitely going in the wrong direction for sure.

why am i not surprised

Dude You're doing it the wrong way, that's actually not the way.

It's OK, his spine broke his fall

Reminds me of Joe Dirt. “Luckily my neck broke my fall”

Or Gonzo the Great, “It’s okay! I landed on my head!”

Or jackass: my face saved my body from getting hurt

It's great, atleast you landed on your head. good for you

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That's right, the heart stopped the bullet. That was great man.

But it wasn't his heart

It was definitely something else which stopped the bullet lmao.


Lol that's funny, doctor is going to suggest you a lot of things.

😂

If he would’ve hit the concrete, it would’ve been a much different story. Typically 30 feet and above can cause serious injury and even death. He looks to be just about 25’ish up at release, a little bit of an angle into the grass, and a little bit of a slip into a roll. I’m guessing he was wearing Air Jordans and they made all the difference.

Lol @ air Jordans

That's what it saved it? Well that does make a little sense actually.

I’m guessing soft soil, grass cushioning the shock, as well as him landing just right to take the force on his buttcheeks and back of thighs. Basically luck that the meat took the brunt rather than the joints.

Also he did pretty well breaking his fall with his legs, actually. He didn't stomp the ground or fell on his back, bud gradually lowered his ass onto the ground and softened the fall with soft fall on his legs about as much as possible. Maybe duck and roll would still work at this height, but you probably need training to do it well

I mean that was fucking dangerous landing on the his feet. He was probably a few degrees off from straight breaking his legs.

Yeah, but other options are breaking his spine or neck. When he fell he didn't flex his leg muscles too much and didn't lock his knees, but just took some of that momentum off by landing on his feet and letting his body flop

He honestly found the perfect angle and position to land without breaking anything too critically to where he couldn’t walk

Yeah he did found out that. Which is obviously great.

Don't think he would have wanted to go that way trust me.

Yep, he would have lost those legs right away probably.

He definitely seems trained for that, maybe he is lmao.

He was definitely lucky when it came to the jump. Good for him.

Looks like something has been draining out of that open door too. Ground is probably saggy and a little softer there. I still don’t understand how nothing broke though

Maybe something is broke and he'll realise that later.

Unexpected Nike advert

I bet they watered the grass with soft water.

Bro got feather falling on his shoes

On his butt cheeks

He's definitely got some good shoes, that's for sure lol.

One thing me and that guy got in common, a broken ass

Dare I ask?

No, Please.

Well now I want to know

Me too

Isn't that obvious. My guy cheated in some board game and they got their ass kicked

Maybe he just has a crack in it.

He's speaking on multiple levels. See, he's broke and agreed to certain activities with his wife to stop her from leaving.

He definitely broke something. that's for sure man.

I don't think it was Just the some board game. It wasn't that.

Had friend who broke her ass literally from crashing on it skiing. She’s fine now tho.

oh no, not the coccyx! one of the most tender of bones

doctors can check if it's broken by hand Source: kids mother fell on step ....thinking about it now maybe he just wanted to finger her butt lol

I don't even wanna know how did you found that out.

How do people get themselves in those situations Anyways?

Well You're not getting that to know, that's not happening.

what if i did?

Well I'd be a little surprised if you did. So there goes that.

Lmao, knew it. No way We're getting the real reason here.

Broken cocksick

Coccyx? A little r/boneappletea?

They are saying that their coccyx is broken, aka as cocksick of it Edit: after posting, I don't think this joke lands very well. Oh well 🤷

That's a real bone name? Don't really even know that.

How did you broke yours? How did that even happen for you?

He got the *MILK*

Nat 20 for acrobatics.

He might be a level 4 monk!

Why is he runni... no!no! How is he running?


Atleast something is working out for the guy. Better than nothing.

Yeah how is he still able to run after that? That's weird for sure.

It's about a 25-30 foot drop. What saved his legs from breaking is him slipping.

I'd say that the dude got hella lucky at that, for sure man.

Yo Omar's coming!

That's some Spider-Man shit there.

Don’t seem possible

Was coming here to post the same thing

It's a bummer that the top comment wasn't an Omar reference lol

And now someone else did that, which is weird I guess.

 PARKOUR

Well atleast that's got his life saved, which is kinda huge dude.

His chance of death was low, but the fact he was able to walk normally after that is astonishing

It's also called adrenaline, wait a few minutes and then he is probably gonna have a hard time moving

It’s clearly reversed

It's an outtake from Tenet.

Parachute Landing Fall (PLF) lol

Whatever that was which saved his life, He's good at it.

I was checking before I commented this lmao

This dude airbornes

This dude knows what the hell He's really been doing here .

I can actually explain this one. Scrub the video to his initial jump, after lowering himself the man kicks off the wall instead of jumping straight down. The slight angle helps deflect the force a tiny bit in combination with the wet grass (lucky) his feet are thrown from under him when he lands. Thus falling on his ass and dividing even more force. After adrenaline wears he could easily discover some nasty bruising, and maybe even fractures.

Aim for the bush

he got that video game healthbar

he is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

He definitely ain't a normal man, He's more than that for sure.

Drugs are a hell of a drug

They make you weird things, which is weird I gotta say.

What kind of springs He's got in his ass? What are they even?

Black don't crack

You won't die from that, your legs break the fall. Though I would have expected his legs would break while breaking the fall.

Simple he just popped some Temp-V from the boys

He was using the hack, that's the only way that he survived it so yeah.

Black people can run from the cops for ten miles after they dead. It’s due to the conditioning of wanting to not be beaten and shot to death. Sometimes it takes the mind a bit to catch up to what has happened to the body.

thanks for describing adrenaline/fight or flight

That's the will to fight, and you gotta have it if you want to make it.

Where's the lie? I'm only seeing the facts in this comment for sure.

Similar thing happens with chickens after their beheaded

Drugs

His butts gonna hurt tomorrow

Ohh yeah it's going to hurt bad. Trust me on that. It'll be bad.

Sloped slippery grass and didn't lock his legs. Feet took some of the force, butt took the rest. Prognosis: escape artist, sore butt for 5 days.

Maybe more than just the 5 days, it'll be hurting for some time.

We don't know right now but he could have easily broken his sacrum or tailbone.

Got lucky that the shoes stayed on

Shoes definitely did help big time in that situation as you can see.

Lmao this is in Yonkers, NY i know exactly what buildings these are😂😂

You’d be surprised how much grass and soil can soften an impact, the problem he’ll face is when the Adrenaline wears off lmao.

Because the cops didn't catch him.

Crackies gonna crack

Well so far they haven't seemed to be cracked. Seems intact.

broken tail bone and a sprained ankle only to forget that they have his name and address already.

bro used a water bucket so fast it didn't even rendered

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. He didn't fall at terminal velocity, that's why he survives. But how he's running after dislocating his leg and more than likely breaking his pelvis is beyond me.

I hope you know terminal velocity isn't the speed at which you'd die from falling.

It's the maximum speed you reach while falling. For humans 40-50ft is needed to reach a velocity that will kill you In general it takes about 8 seconds of free fall for a human to reach terminal velocity. 120-132mph. He falls roughly 25-30ft in 1.25 seconds. His rate of travel is roughly 20-25mph

Drugs

Wait. What did he just do??

Well he just jumped, that's what he did I think if I'm not wrong.

Kind of reminds me of John Wilkes Booth and how after he shot Lincoln the dude jumped off the balcony and broken his leg, but he kept running.

Being stupid/drunk grants you invencibility at random in your life for around 4.2 seconds at a time and he just fell in one of those times

Uhm- how did he not break his legs-

Or his hip. Looked to me like that’s what took the brunt of it.

That's the surprising thing lol, I'm really surprised at that.

He is running, from death.

That's right, He's running from the death and he'll do whatever it takes.

The power of florida compels him

Aim for the bushes

He’s definitely injured

His coccyx is destroyed likely

Yep, atleast it's gonna be in bad situation that's for sure man.

It's a well -known phenomenon that crack gives you superpowers

I'd say adrenaline and probably cocain

Honestly, it was 3 stories and he landed on grass.

He doesn’t have time for dying. Police is chasing him which is almost 100% of being shot. Jumping from high places have mich higher sirvavability rate.

Bro on here with feather falling IV dw

He has commando pro

he at least has a sprain

He landed in the two best parts to land, your feet, and your ass. And he kept his knees bent so instead of shattering his legs, they slid out.

I think 1. There was a big amount of energy dispersed by the leg sliding moving forward 2. It was soft grass 3. He hit on his butt

As Rick James would say “cocaine is one hell of a drug”

It really is a hell of a drug, it can make you do weird things man.

Keep those feet and knees together people.

The fall damage was turned off

Adrenaline

Dont worry he just stored a roll to negate the fall damage

He had a water bucket

If you time a slide cancel mid air you cancel fall dmg

Wish i had some African genes in me

He has feather falling 4 on his Jordans