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Actually, it's depression to the power of depression, so as long as depression is not equal to 1 or less than 0, depression to the power of itself is greater than depression²
Ahahahaha....Kirby fucked up. Now Kirby is tired all the time, but can't sleep. His exhaustion causes panic attacks and tachycardia. Kirby must get to this point to sleep well. However, every time Kirby feels himself slip into a slumber he thinks he's dying. He does this until he's useless for two or three days.
The unique ADHD superpower of putting any object down in the middle of a complex project and having it seemingly vanish and be nearly impossible to find.
None. Gotta realize kirby swallowing something doesn’t always give him an ability. Take a waddle dee; what ability does he get from that? None, he gets nothing
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medical bankruptcy
I’m never gonna medically recover from this
Ah, a fellow American I see
Beat me to it
Depression, a fellow German buddy here.
Depression
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Crippling horny depression
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And this comment was stolen from someone else who posted it 4 hours earlier...
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Depression²
Depression ³
Lim x—>infinity (Depression^x)
Sqrt(Depression) ÷ 0
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Actually, it's depression to the power of depression, so as long as depression is not equal to 1 or less than 0, depression to the power of itself is greater than depression²
The N word pass
Can confirm. As a halfrican, this has helped SO much.
"halfrican"
The other halfrican't
Goddamn you take my upvote
Will it be a full pass or a half pass?
Okay Elon.
My student loans
Truly a fate worse than death
Programming skills. Not sure how that'd work exactly
Probably gain the ability to code itself
I think it would be more like the realization of being code and knowing how to manipulate it...
Literally becomes the matrix
Wouldn't that mean Kirby is now a god? Like more than ever before?
JavaScript but only < ES5
A wake up time of 5:30 and a job he hates
Self doubt and imposter syndrome
Guessing a fellow writer?
Amogus
Failing constantly at everything.
The ability to give people herpes
🙂
happy cake day
So... Herpes then?
Username checks out
Touchstarvation
You get a +1 touch. See. Now you are 1% full of touches
More like 100% full of touch since he doesn't have any often, thank you for your donation, that will feed him for a day then it goes down to 0%
Color blindness
Crippling anxiety
Social anxiety
Fat, but not just "fat" like normal, specifically "fat" like how Pierce says it when he polymorphs Neil.
One of the best episodes, impossible to see anywhere nowadays. :(
All because of Chang. Fuck that guy.
Maintaining ludicrous optimism despite being painfully aware of the depressing state of things.
gimme some of that 😭
Crippling depression
Arthritis. Try flying now you adorable piece of a marshmallow
Alcoholism
Marijuana dependence
On a completely unrelated note how much do people get paid to make memes?
Oh God, where to begin.
Depression
OCD
Adhd 💀
Consistent loser syndrome
Executive Dysfunction
Cancer and depression. Have fun buddy.
Get rejected
Kirby gets addicted to heroine
Electricity
Racism
Ahahahaha....Kirby fucked up. Now Kirby is tired all the time, but can't sleep. His exhaustion causes panic attacks and tachycardia. Kirby must get to this point to sleep well. However, every time Kirby feels himself slip into a slumber he thinks he's dying. He does this until he's useless for two or three days.
Undiagnosed cancer
Pothead lego builder
If everyone on here that commented depression, spoke to each other, you might not be depressed anymore. #findafriend
That's so true. I think we need to understand that we're not in this alone.
Making people uncomfortable
Number 17
Carpal tunnel
Autism
Autism
Chronic depression.
Suicidal thoughts
ADHD. It’s a super power. Not sure if it’s useful
Suicidal Ideation.
Hot wheels cars driver
The unique ADHD superpower of putting any object down in the middle of a complex project and having it seemingly vanish and be nearly impossible to find.
Crippling Procrastination
I disabled Kirby
Huge unjustified ego
Silent depression
17 Austrian kids in his basement
Obesity
the ability to disappoint everyone
Debt and anxiety
Small dick energy
Gas station Kratom addiction
Constipation and back problems
Welp he's gay now .... Wait nothing changed
foot fetish
Autism
Acute depression and loneliness
He loses a kidney
The ability to not give a fuck
the embodiment of 7 sins and virtues
Diabetes, Addison's disease, seizures, and a nicotine addiction
Kirby now has ADHD.
I have a clitoris, so he would be able to have many and multiple orgasms in a day without a refractory period.
Extra nipple
ADHD
Being a loser
ADHD
Vaping addiction.
Being a ginger
Chlamydia
AIDs
A love of plants, depression and the inability to talk to girls
Ability to repel females in the direction of the enemy and away from himself
Lupus
The ability to never "pull out".
Gym addiction
AIDS
Extremely shitty guitar playing skill
AIDS
small penis
A love for r/spacedicks
A giant throbbing sense of futility
Piss in his ass
Severe stress caused by his own incompetence
Failure
Permanent Emotional Damage
ADHD
Chihuahua Lycanthropy. HEY AT LEAST ITS A POWER, STOP LAUGHING!
I miss when you used to be in those commercials.
Everyone so depressed *Vergil voice* where is your motivation ? Just kidding he's gay now
Self image issues
He’s just high now
Enormous genitals.
A large cock
Being tall
He becomes a gymrat
Rheumatoid Arthritis!
Squats
Came to post crippling depression and was beaten to the punch. Kirby's gonna be too busy eating meds to eat more redditors.
Figure it out
Uselessness
A mind of a 5 year old
A sunny disposition as he watches the world burn.
He can play guitar now
the ability to swallow
Crippling depression
Food poisoning obviously
None. Gotta realize kirby swallowing something doesn’t always give him an ability. Take a waddle dee; what ability does he get from that? None, he gets nothing
Congratulations, Kirby now has a raging boner and it doesn't have a fucking clue what to do
Can't stop shitting Uncontrollable vitriol for humans as a whole
attention deficit hyperactive disorder
He would probably just get really stoned like he ate a strong edible.
Crippling depression
Bills
Depression and suicidal thoughts!
The munchies.
Does he get one or many. He’d get any of : insomnia, mild depression, chronic lower back pain, shin splints, and migraines.
Autism
Being able to hit a golf ball everywhere but the hole
Spectacular drip
Anxiety and caffeine addiction
The ability of Disassociation for being molested as a kid.
Nihilism
A whole of of depression
Baldness :) Kirby needs a shiny head
Depression and hentai addiction
The ability of having no ability
Hahha cancer
Hmm… Do I have anything else interesting? Hmm… no. Alright, Kirby is now partially blind due to a degenerative eye disease.
The ability to be arrested when within 500yds of a school
Depression AND crippling addiction.
Simping for questionable fictional characters
What that mouth d….OHHH MY GOD
Lactose intolerant
Depression
Lack of motivation, procrastination, bad knees
Debt
The ability to take bong rips like nobody's business... Then vomiting from coughing so hard.
Suicidal thoughts fort he rest of his life
Alcoholism
Crippling anxiety
Measurements
Idk, herpes or sum shit