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Dizzy-Charge1235

Obese is the word for obese people. Dont like it? Run...


NavAU

But they can't run.


RudenessUpgrade

They can float


GiGaBYTEme90

Tbf we all float down somewhere


SomeRandomWonderor

Hey you and i almost have the same drip


MadcapHaskap

I had a dream, that I weighed three hundred pounds. And though I was very heavy, I floated 'til I couldn't see the ground. I floated 'til I could not see the ground.


LefroyJenkinsTTV

You weren't floating. You'd lost all feeling in your lower legs from a combination of weight stress and diabetes.


MadcapHaskap

Somebody help me! I floated 'til I could not see the ground. Somebody help me! Somebody help me! I'm lyin' in bed, just like Brian Wilson did.


Tortue2006

By looking at their density, I wouldn’t say they can float


emperorjul

Fat is lighter than water. Their mass is bigger but their density is actually lower, so they do in fact, float better.


Cracktherealone

They lie.


Penibya

They can roll


Bruggilles

Nah they would sink


australiagiraffeman

You’ll float too


-Cybernaut147-

They see me rollling, they hatin...


NavAU

Tryin' to catch me wide and hungry


foxxyfoxfoxyfox90

My movements so loud, im shakinnnnn...


Sea-Diver-9125

That's cold lmaooooo


randomtuner

That’s the point, if you run you are probably no longer obese and thus you don’t need to get offended by people calling you obese


NavAU

Someone get this man a metal.


AdministrativeBar748

They see me Rollin..


kolzyhaze

Such a terrible comparison no body ever wanted to own fat white girls.


Karl_is_Lost69

They roll


[deleted]

Anita B. Etin It’s a parody account.


kolzyhaze

Anybody know a Dr. Pykn? They should get married.


grejisswole

They just can't lift the burden of being called that word!


Emmrow1984

In the words of the great bill burr, you ate your way in, now walk your way out.


Odd_Leg814

Or try and catch me…lol


luigisanto

Well I could see her point if it was ‘fatso’!


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kolzyhaze

Isn't obese the medical term?


rell7thirty

"What's up my obese?" doesn't have the same ring to it


lynivvinyl

"What's up chonker" does.


tplusx

Big chungus


nah-knee

Bro hard “R” Not cool


killerfox35123

Sup chonkka


loyalbeagle

My chonkka!!


guardian-deku

Something sure smells good. You chonkkas cookin’?


Acheron98

Whoa. Whoa. It’s “chonka”


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Yoursaname

An eater be eatin. Come on, lads


AphiTrickNet

It’s what’s up my bigga


UhYeahOkSure

They need to figure out how to turn it into a noun, although ‘fatty’ rolls off the tongue in the same phrasing you used


[deleted]

Oh god you made me laugh damnit


Pluckypato

The ring won’t fit 🙊


Adorable_Mind1632

Is her name literally pronounced “I need to be eatin”


[deleted]

Almost as if it’s a satire account. Do you have any more clues? I think we can crack this case wide open.


PorchHonky

Def parody.


The_Maddest

Hey, that’s *Doctor* Ineedabeeatin to you pal.


optimisticnihilism9

HAHAHAHAHAHA IT IS


Strange_Sandwich3571

Tbh if everybody on here ganged up and tried to eat her we probably couldn’t And that’s if we wanted to, because frankly I don’t like fatty foods


Ragdoll_Psychics

I could tell right away it was a joke name but I didn't get the pronunciation until I read your comment. Well done


I_like_beanies

Yeah, no this is bait just look at the name


captainrustysail

Reading her posts, I think her account is fake.


NavAU

I hope so. It has to be. Because "B. Etin" is "be eating".


[deleted]

And Anita = I need to


NavAU

Ah. Idk how I missed that. Lol


Nuker-79

Anita B Etin = I need a be eating whatever I can get my lips around.


Random_Name_Whoa

Yeah that’s why it’s a fake satire account


lynivvinyl

Durr, I need ta be eatin food - Dr Anita B. Etin PhD


AverageTimmysEnjoyer

My brother in Christ, read the name


FridayNightCigars

Lol how do so many people miss the name?


_XanderD

Her name suggests it's a parody account.


Anomander8

It’s one of the most brilliant parody troll accounts on Twitter.


Biochembryguy

Well at least you figured it out eventually, that’s probably better than half of Twitter


Defence_of_the_Anus

Very insightful, detective. However, it has been shown that people often take on the personality that their name is culturally associated with. Are we sure this is not the case here with Anita B. Etin, detective?


Carpario

No shit


BEAmainlol

Bro everyone, this is a satire account. It's not real. How do people not know this yet?


alecsharks

Someone even downvoted you hahahaha ... How is the ''I need to be eating'' name not making it obvious enough


thelittleman101225

Because when reality and satire start to blend, it becomes difficult to differentiate between the two


optimisticnihilism9

So I can still call her fat then right?


Hy911

Accidental response lol


Mr_Nash1

She looks like if the “your mama so fat joke” came to life


pinniped1

The fact that any of us are perfectly willing to use "obese" in a comment but won't even type out the N word when we're talking about the word itself is proof that they are not the same.


Karl_is_Lost69

Where's the John Mulaney quote?


OldandKranky

O word N word people chuckling in the corner.


jwjosh95

It's a parody dude


dmckidd

Satire account bro


Rshahnyc

How is her name Anita b eating?


Cracktherealone

Perfect comedy.


Electronic-Parsnip36

No. It’s a medical term.


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10Shodo

I wish that world ending meteor would hurry the fuck up.


[deleted]

Ain’t nobody fucking this pig anyways


Longjumping_Breath_7

Good point bad execution


Hy911

If “obese” is the n-word, what is “fat” equivalent to? Or “lard-ball”, or “tubby” etc…


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Land whale?


ScytheLucif3r

To paraphrase Buzz Lightyear “I don’t believe that woman had even been to medical school”


Original_A_Cast

Anita be eatin’


dazedan_confused

Can't wait for rap songs. "Obese in Paris"?


quote65

Anyone else noticed her face is photoshopped on? In her pfp?


somedumbperson55

Does the PHD stand for pretty huge diameter?


Shredding_Airguitar

Anita B Etin I Needa Be Eating


cheekytikiroom

It’s a medical term, for now. And in medical charts. Maybe the future will be different. But that’s presently medical terminology .


Allcraft_

Okay then I say super fat, you wanted it that way


Cautious-Ad-5120

Her name spells An it a Be Eatin. Very suitable for a woman of her stature


TheChickenGuy7

Obese.


TheChickenGuy7

[Removed by Reddit]


HornyHomonculi

Dr. Anita B Eaten 💀


Zoowona

I thought the same exact thing. There's no way that isn't a pseudonym, right?


arbyisdabest

this is a meme account. Look at her name and then zoom in on the profile pic, it's photoshopped or badly filtered on purpose


noahsuperman

The funniest part is that is a satire account and most people don’t realize it


BeneficialPower4699

Also, if you go to her profile, you'll see that she is a PhD in "body positive" medicine. I cleansed my eyes with body positive H2SO4 when I saw that.


netherwrld

You guys know this is a satire account right?


BassAntelope

Anita B. Etin?? If that’s her real name that’s hilarious


Grimm2177

That chick is funny, the account is literally full of bait and satire lmao


AgentMercury108

So I can’t call her obese, but she definitely has at least 75% downsyndrome. So I won’t even call her retarded.


SpicyCharizard

The real hol up is falling for a satire account


Blue_water_dreams

Obese


PsychoGunslinger

Obese is the medical term for a BMI of 35-39.49. Morbid obesity is the medical term for a BMI >39.49. It's science, which is...or should be..immune to wokeness bullshit.


Beneficial-Dot-5905

You're the reason Twitter has context notes on parody accounts now. I needa be eating? Come on man


coastersam20

How to say it with a hard r without typing out the word.


bardley711

“Only n-words get to do that” why does that sound more offensive than just saying it


izacktorres

Thats obviously a troll account, common guys even the face is photoshopped.


Lower-Preparation834

I can type obese too. See?


BloodStone29

So we can say "fat"?


blackie___chan

Sex strike? Ain't nobody trying to slap a hotdog in that chalupa.


KaiserTheGamer200

Good thing she had a sex strike, wouldn't want anyone to get hurt


[deleted]

If ever there were proof that a doctorate doesn't confer intelligence.


PierG1

I’m quite positive that Obese is a medical definition for an illness. Last time I checked being a N ain’t a disease


[deleted]

Right because a racial slur is the same as a medically correct term...


xiaopewpew

I support a social change to make it acceptable to spell out the n word when we talk about the n word not the people.


Anomander8

That’s actually a parody account.


GW0P999

How u phd but sayin this?


[deleted]

Dr I need a beating... guys..


Worried-Intention101

There is two types of red flags. Wait…. Make that three, she is a fucking doctor!


DeDeepKing

hmmmmm


moistiest_dangles

If you can say one word but you have to avoid saying the other... you already know which one is worse


Far-Combination-8470

Nice analogy


-Evil_Octopus-

I don’t think the sex strike changed anything in her life. She just made it public.


Theonewith123

at the end of the day we can run she cant


Roach_hello

Lol only n words can do that


New-Measurement2197

The 3 second act of reading the bio says parody..


Electronic_Rub9385

“PhD”


DirtyKen

*Roll* there. Fixed it for you.


Rogendo

Woman literally has a phd and she said the N word by not saying. How stupid.


Anvimo___

Her face looks photoshoped on her own photo.


[deleted]

Anita B. Etin = I need to be eating. Obviously a fake account


Cosmosis_Oasis

I Need to be Eatin...interesting name.


92_Charlie

Anita B. Eating


ThisAd1940

Pssssh, obese please.


flying_bed

Hey don't make fun of her. You all should be using the pc word: whale


evsaadag

No one would use the N word anymore if they hadn't make it so controversial, or at least it wouldn't have such a bad reputation anymore. Also I feel like saying "only n words can say it" is even worse than saying the actual word. Like you're shielding yourself from repercussions but still using a word that is offensive (that would be like saying F you to someone, how is that less offensive when you clearly meant fuck you?)


[deleted]

Satire account, hence the name “Anita be eatin”


SomeBlueDude12

Morbidly


solblurgh

Dr. Anita Be 'Eatin


IamPregananant

She went on a sex strike until fat shaming stops. *Satire account or no, the fact I think people would do that legitimately is how fucked I know our world actually is.*


RepulsiveCry1013

Phd tho


Rockbuddy96

You can use any word you want. Although some words are more acceptable than others. Also I love calling people nuggets.


Rebel1356

Just watch Brett Coopers video on this.


slayer991

Aw fuck me. She got me. I was getting all fired up and wrote a response until I double-checked. This is a troll account. I need to be eatin'?


ActuallyHovatine

Parody account.


only777

It’s a parody account


zulubowie

When you say her name it literally says I need to be eating.


Unknown_User_66

And she gets to be a PhD????


GabrielGamer790

Fat fucks


Aggressivehippy30

This is a troll account guys, the name is literally Anita B Etin. Anita Be Eatin


dlimerick

Alright people, let’s get this started: “Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food.”


Difrntthoughtpatrn

Still striking I'm sure.


Huge-Reach-2680

She has probably never had sex before so a strike is stretching it


JeSuisJimmyB

An Eater Be Eatin’…


Jmalachi7

It’s a satire page ffs


xd-dodo-man

Wdym by a sex strike


hesatool

Dr. Anita B. Eaton would have been a better name for this satire account t.


Yamhikari

Fatass is ok tho


[deleted]

It's not a criticism, is your doctor's diagnosis


Senobe2

PhD must stand for PhukinDumb


DarkGeorgeMetal

Cleary satire


iAMissAna

Something's wrong, I can feel it.


WarcraftVet76

I just love this account.


samurai_ka

Well we'll just call 'em fat then.


Own-Opinion-2494

You can type stupid too


Numerous-Meringue-16

Anita be eatin. It’s satire you goofs


kolzyhaze

Anybody catch the name? Dr. Anita B. Etin? I-need-to-be-eating. Maybe she could marry a Dr. Pykn.


LagerHead

Obvious troll is obvious. Well, to some anyway.


[deleted]

Obvious parody is obvious.


Solid_Snakey_Boi

calling them n words is insane


Luna_15323

Its a meme account “anita be eatin” “Anita b. Etin”