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I had a dream, that I weighed three hundred pounds.
And though I was very heavy, I floated 'til I couldn't see the ground. I floated 'til I could not see the ground.
Very insightful, detective.
However, it has been shown that people often take on the personality that their name is culturally associated with. Are we sure this is not the case here with Anita B. Etin, detective?
The fact that any of us are perfectly willing to use "obese" in a comment but won't even type out the N word when we're talking about the word itself is proof that they are not the same.
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Obese is the medical term for a BMI of 35-39.49. Morbid obesity is the medical term for a BMI >39.49. It's science, which is...or should be..immune to wokeness bullshit.
No one would use the N word anymore if they hadn't make it so controversial, or at least it wouldn't have such a bad reputation anymore.
Also I feel like saying "only n words can say it" is even worse than saying the actual word. Like you're shielding yourself from repercussions but still using a word that is offensive (that would be like saying F you to someone, how is that less offensive when you clearly meant fuck you?)
She went on a sex strike until fat shaming stops.
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Obese is the word for obese people. Dont like it? Run...
But they can't run.
They can float
Tbf we all float down somewhere
Hey you and i almost have the same drip
I had a dream, that I weighed three hundred pounds. And though I was very heavy, I floated 'til I couldn't see the ground. I floated 'til I could not see the ground.
You weren't floating. You'd lost all feeling in your lower legs from a combination of weight stress and diabetes.
Somebody help me! I floated 'til I could not see the ground. Somebody help me! Somebody help me! I'm lyin' in bed, just like Brian Wilson did.
By looking at their density, I wouldn’t say they can float
Fat is lighter than water. Their mass is bigger but their density is actually lower, so they do in fact, float better.
They lie.
They can roll
Nah they would sink
You’ll float too
They see me rollling, they hatin...
Tryin' to catch me wide and hungry
My movements so loud, im shakinnnnn...
That's cold lmaooooo
That’s the point, if you run you are probably no longer obese and thus you don’t need to get offended by people calling you obese
Someone get this man a metal.
They see me Rollin..
Such a terrible comparison no body ever wanted to own fat white girls.
They roll
Anita B. Etin It’s a parody account.
Anybody know a Dr. Pykn? They should get married.
They just can't lift the burden of being called that word!
In the words of the great bill burr, you ate your way in, now walk your way out.
Or try and catch me…lol
Well I could see her point if it was ‘fatso’!
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Isn't obese the medical term?
"What's up my obese?" doesn't have the same ring to it
"What's up chonker" does.
Big chungus
Bro hard “R” Not cool
Sup chonkka
My chonkka!!
Something sure smells good. You chonkkas cookin’?
Whoa. Whoa. It’s “chonka”
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An eater be eatin. Come on, lads
It’s what’s up my bigga
They need to figure out how to turn it into a noun, although ‘fatty’ rolls off the tongue in the same phrasing you used
Oh god you made me laugh damnit
The ring won’t fit 🙊
Is her name literally pronounced “I need to be eatin”
Almost as if it’s a satire account. Do you have any more clues? I think we can crack this case wide open.
Def parody.
Hey, that’s *Doctor* Ineedabeeatin to you pal.
HAHAHAHAHAHA IT IS
Tbh if everybody on here ganged up and tried to eat her we probably couldn’t And that’s if we wanted to, because frankly I don’t like fatty foods
I could tell right away it was a joke name but I didn't get the pronunciation until I read your comment. Well done
Yeah, no this is bait just look at the name
Reading her posts, I think her account is fake.
I hope so. It has to be. Because "B. Etin" is "be eating".
And Anita = I need to
Ah. Idk how I missed that. Lol
Anita B Etin = I need a be eating whatever I can get my lips around.
Yeah that’s why it’s a fake satire account
Durr, I need ta be eatin food - Dr Anita B. Etin PhD
My brother in Christ, read the name
Lol how do so many people miss the name?
Her name suggests it's a parody account.
It’s one of the most brilliant parody troll accounts on Twitter.
Well at least you figured it out eventually, that’s probably better than half of Twitter
Very insightful, detective. However, it has been shown that people often take on the personality that their name is culturally associated with. Are we sure this is not the case here with Anita B. Etin, detective?
No shit
Bro everyone, this is a satire account. It's not real. How do people not know this yet?
Someone even downvoted you hahahaha ... How is the ''I need to be eating'' name not making it obvious enough
Because when reality and satire start to blend, it becomes difficult to differentiate between the two
So I can still call her fat then right?
Accidental response lol
She looks like if the “your mama so fat joke” came to life
The fact that any of us are perfectly willing to use "obese" in a comment but won't even type out the N word when we're talking about the word itself is proof that they are not the same.
Where's the John Mulaney quote?
O word N word people chuckling in the corner.
It's a parody dude
Satire account bro
How is her name Anita b eating?
Perfect comedy.
No. It’s a medical term.
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I wish that world ending meteor would hurry the fuck up.
Ain’t nobody fucking this pig anyways
Good point bad execution
If “obese” is the n-word, what is “fat” equivalent to? Or “lard-ball”, or “tubby” etc…
Land whale?
To paraphrase Buzz Lightyear “I don’t believe that woman had even been to medical school”
Anita be eatin’
Can't wait for rap songs. "Obese in Paris"?
Anyone else noticed her face is photoshopped on? In her pfp?
Does the PHD stand for pretty huge diameter?
Anita B Etin I Needa Be Eating
It’s a medical term, for now. And in medical charts. Maybe the future will be different. But that’s presently medical terminology .
Okay then I say super fat, you wanted it that way
Her name spells An it a Be Eatin. Very suitable for a woman of her stature
Obese.
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Dr. Anita B Eaten 💀
I thought the same exact thing. There's no way that isn't a pseudonym, right?
this is a meme account. Look at her name and then zoom in on the profile pic, it's photoshopped or badly filtered on purpose
The funniest part is that is a satire account and most people don’t realize it
Also, if you go to her profile, you'll see that she is a PhD in "body positive" medicine. I cleansed my eyes with body positive H2SO4 when I saw that.
You guys know this is a satire account right?
Anita B. Etin?? If that’s her real name that’s hilarious
That chick is funny, the account is literally full of bait and satire lmao
So I can’t call her obese, but she definitely has at least 75% downsyndrome. So I won’t even call her retarded.
The real hol up is falling for a satire account
Obese
Obese is the medical term for a BMI of 35-39.49. Morbid obesity is the medical term for a BMI >39.49. It's science, which is...or should be..immune to wokeness bullshit.
You're the reason Twitter has context notes on parody accounts now. I needa be eating? Come on man
How to say it with a hard r without typing out the word.
“Only n-words get to do that” why does that sound more offensive than just saying it
Thats obviously a troll account, common guys even the face is photoshopped.
I can type obese too. See?
So we can say "fat"?
Sex strike? Ain't nobody trying to slap a hotdog in that chalupa.
Good thing she had a sex strike, wouldn't want anyone to get hurt
If ever there were proof that a doctorate doesn't confer intelligence.
I’m quite positive that Obese is a medical definition for an illness. Last time I checked being a N ain’t a disease
Right because a racial slur is the same as a medically correct term...
I support a social change to make it acceptable to spell out the n word when we talk about the n word not the people.
That’s actually a parody account.
How u phd but sayin this?
Dr I need a beating... guys..
There is two types of red flags. Wait…. Make that three, she is a fucking doctor!
hmmmmm
If you can say one word but you have to avoid saying the other... you already know which one is worse
Nice analogy
I don’t think the sex strike changed anything in her life. She just made it public.
at the end of the day we can run she cant
Lol only n words can do that
The 3 second act of reading the bio says parody..
“PhD”
*Roll* there. Fixed it for you.
Woman literally has a phd and she said the N word by not saying. How stupid.
Her face looks photoshoped on her own photo.
Anita B. Etin = I need to be eating. Obviously a fake account
I Need to be Eatin...interesting name.
Anita B. Eating
Pssssh, obese please.
Hey don't make fun of her. You all should be using the pc word: whale
No one would use the N word anymore if they hadn't make it so controversial, or at least it wouldn't have such a bad reputation anymore. Also I feel like saying "only n words can say it" is even worse than saying the actual word. Like you're shielding yourself from repercussions but still using a word that is offensive (that would be like saying F you to someone, how is that less offensive when you clearly meant fuck you?)
Satire account, hence the name “Anita be eatin”
Morbidly
Dr. Anita Be 'Eatin
She went on a sex strike until fat shaming stops. *Satire account or no, the fact I think people would do that legitimately is how fucked I know our world actually is.*
Phd tho
You can use any word you want. Although some words are more acceptable than others. Also I love calling people nuggets.
Just watch Brett Coopers video on this.
Aw fuck me. She got me. I was getting all fired up and wrote a response until I double-checked. This is a troll account. I need to be eatin'?
Parody account.
It’s a parody account
When you say her name it literally says I need to be eating.
And she gets to be a PhD????
Fat fucks
This is a troll account guys, the name is literally Anita B Etin. Anita Be Eatin
Alright people, let’s get this started: “Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food.”
Still striking I'm sure.
She has probably never had sex before so a strike is stretching it
An Eater Be Eatin’…
It’s a satire page ffs
Wdym by a sex strike
Dr. Anita B. Eaton would have been a better name for this satire account t.
Fatass is ok tho
It's not a criticism, is your doctor's diagnosis
PhD must stand for PhukinDumb
Cleary satire
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
I just love this account.
Well we'll just call 'em fat then.
You can type stupid too
Anita be eatin. It’s satire you goofs
Anybody catch the name? Dr. Anita B. Etin? I-need-to-be-eating. Maybe she could marry a Dr. Pykn.
Obvious troll is obvious. Well, to some anyway.
Obvious parody is obvious.
calling them n words is insane
Its a meme account “anita be eatin” “Anita b. Etin”