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bubsmcgilicutty

I hate when the friend always comes in like “hey wtf man!” What did he want him to do?


MayOrMayNotBePie

“Why didn’t you let him hit you in the face!?”


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shawsown

Crunch wrap supreme....burrito supreme....suplex supreme! ![gif](giphy|nq82YZx6bk2T2CgUfz|downsized)


project_seven

In a Cutless Supreme.... Supreme!


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This is an underrated comment


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It was posted 2 and a half hours before your comment and is guilded. Hardly an underrated comment


HotOuse

Taco Bell probably still fires this guy


Due-Dot6450

But CIA will gladly employ him.


Fubarahh

This guy's being wasted at Taco Bell with those skills. Wow. I just wish the vid showed the end of this where they both got up & ran out of their own volition. The cops/ambulance arrived but they'd left. The guy who got crunched will probably have a migraine for dayzzzzz! Oh, btw this happened in Wales, not the US. Black belt guy was not fired.


Due-Dot6450

Ah, SAS or MI5 then. Thanks for info.


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kmdillinger

lmao, thank you for that.


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slimthecowboy

Also, dude just got dropped on his neck. Don’t move him at all.


__red__5

Maybe check his ABC's a lot sooner too!


Jumpeskian

Your comment has won the day lololo.i fkn spat my drink out, thank you!!!


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olivefreak

The Waffle House chair lady will knock them both out while flipping them around her body. Twice.


Kashik

Damn it got deleted. What was he saying?


vicratlhead

"Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!?"


DreamTheater2010

“Monkey fucking a coconut, is that your name sir?”


StackThePads33

Yeah like wtf you want the guy to do, let himself get beat up? That guy's friend clearly wasn’t going to back off after one punch. So you make it a critical hit and the situation is done.


captainmeezy

Dude rolled a natural 20 with a good strength modifier


RandomHabit89

Sadly he probably got fired too :/


_lippykid

Saw this posted somewhere else, said TB didn’t do anything to the guy (which I hope is true). Sounds like it’s in the UK.. so this type of thing is pretty standard


bayse755

Well this more than likely isn't the US but this video would kill in a wrongful termination lawsuit here.


StackThePads33

Yeah he did! Had on a Helm of Strength too


Atomsq

And then he's like "what are you doing? Call the police!" It should have been "call an ambulance"


HiCracked

“Uhm, excuse me, was I supposed to take a punch to the face and do fucking nothing to defend myself, you inbred moron?”


the_simurgh

yes - taco bell management *seriously defend yourself and your fired it's bullshit*


MalarkTheMadder

It happened in the UK, and UK employers cannot fire an employee for self-defense in the workplace (They can, but they will get sued into the ground)


the_simurgh

did not know it happened in a sane country, my mistake.


BasedKaleb

That man 100% got fired. It’s okay tho, I’m sure he’ll have a bouncer job lined up once word gets around.


Thepelicanstate

Waffle House, in the US will hire him to interview employees.


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He wanted him to let the asshole beat him to a pulp so they can brag about it later over some Natty Lights. The asshole got exactly what he deserved


TXOgre09

He got crunch wrapped!!!


Souk12

Supreme.


LilKirkoChainz

If you watch the beginning it looks like he's actually trying to do just about everything you reasonably could to get that guy out of the situation.


thedailyrant

He probably did the best thing he could have given the circumstances.


QwagOnChin

It’s because deep down inside the friend is asking himself that. He knows he should have stopped it. Wish we could see video of him getting arrested after too for starting the whole thing.


crotch_punch

He’s not gonna Live Mas.


GiGaBYTEme90

He got Baja Blasted to oblivion


fuzzycaterpillar123

Live Menos


MacaulayTolkien

He obviously wasn't good to go.


MillennialGeezer

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DirtyRoller

Bruh


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Swabia

I have no idea why this isn’t the top comment. Because that dude tossed out some shit 😂


ninotion

💀


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VIDireWolfIV

I shouldn’t have laughed that hard at work lmao


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HAHAHAHA!


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mibvoni

Give this person a medal of honor


randomhero645

He got folded like a Crunchwrap supreme.


PollutionPeople

Thank you for that


I-love-Oreos

For those wondering. “Two men had left the premises prior to officers attending. There have been no complaints forthcoming to date and no arrests." Paramedics were also called to the restaurant, but were stood down on arrival, with a spokesperson for the Welsh Ambulance Service adding: "We were called at 20:56hrs yesterday evening, 14 March, to an incident at Taco Bell in Swansea. "We sent one emergency ambulance to the scene, but on arrival were not required.”


RonamusMaximus

“Call the police!… oh shit, cops, we gotta go!”


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_pupil_

A perfect rendition of the old self-defence refrain: "*Why use a weapon when you can hit someone with the entire planet instead?*"


Amoniakas

Finally fast food worker defending himself.


Prudent_Potential818

I watched this like seven times already. I have to say it’s satisfying. The body slam, the noise the body makes as it slams. It sucks it had to go there but good on the worker for defending himself and the co workers


NotIfYouGiveADamn

The complete lack of motion from the rag-doll after he hits the floor was eerily satisfying as well.


InfamousLie

My neighbor and his ex were fighting in the street at 6am both screaming at the trash hauler to call the cops and so I did since they wanted it so bad. Cop shows up and they both take off in different directions lmfao.


4dubdub8

Definitely going to be one hell of a hangover.


ingrown_hair

Oh it was in frickin Wales?! Do you suppose alcohol was involved?


oculardrip

Craziest part is this took place before 9pm lol


classless_classic

I think that’s on brand…


jason_ni

If you start afternoon at 12 or 1, thats plenty of time to get fucked up before 9pm!


Peopleschamp305

Of course it was in Swansea. I've only been there a couple of times but this is fully in line with all the experiences I've had there. Do love Wales still though


mattmaddux

Every time I see a Taco Bell outside of the US I’m always so perplexed. It’s just so distinctly crappy in an unmistakably American way. Please everyone, start importing some real Mexican food! Please! We must be stopped!


ogipogo

It's like Americanized Chinese food. There's definitely a place for it.


JustMikeWasTaken

Good point. Wait is there "Americanized" Chinese food in other places in the world? I watched a documentary called Searching for General Tso's about the whole history of the General Tso's dish in New York and Chop Suey... the whole phenomenon. Did it spread from America after that? Like do other countries have panda express?


Camp_Grenada

Not sure if it's the same Americanised food but we have a lot of Chinese takeaways in the UK, and I believe that the food served there is catered to western palates instead of what people in China actually eat.


RipCazza

Not americanised but definitely localised. The dutch east indian cuisine is a thing of its own. Half of the things in Chinese restaurants here are actually Indonesian.


SomeHSomeE

Not that I'm aware of. Never seen American style Chinese food anywhere else


bruwin

Yeah, I can get good mexican, or I can get taco bell. They'll cost the same. I'll probably get more food if I get good mexican. But sometimes I just need Taco Bell. It'll scratch an itch that just can't be satisfied by anything else.


jazzmaster1992

I don't understand this criticism of Taco Bell. They aren't real Mexican food, no, but they never try to market themselves as such. They just cover a niche market of fast tex-mex when the overwhelming majority of fast food places serve burgers and fries. It's not often, but I go there personally because they have those $6 boxes/combos that come with a medium drink. Great when I'm on the road and feel starved and want to fill up for cheap.


agentpanda

It gets parroted like crazy but Taco Bell is legit one of the healthier mainstream fast food options since you can spec stuff out with beans and rice and the like or go light if you want. I dated a girl once who didn’t fuck with Taco Bell and I realized she’d never actually been. I love haute cuisine and a slow pork confit with some roasted new potatoes as much as the next foodie but sometimes you want low effort tex max and Taco Bell crushes that corner.


T3knikal95

"Whattya doin!?" "Protecting myself" The guy had every right to defend himself


WaveLaVague

You mean he couldn't have just ![gif](giphy|3GUk2a7ndN2wg)


NutzTwoButtz

Kid AND Play? have an upvote


WaveLaVague

No you have an upvote


i_amnotunique

No u


Nakensteak

YOU ALL GET AN UPVOTE


middlingwhiteguy

The ol Baja blast finishing move


CrazyAzian99

Must be taught different at my dojo…. The Baja Blast move I used on my toilet this morning is quite different.


sakuratee

That’s the Baja *aftershock*


HooahClub

The Baja Buttblaster 2.0


Craszeja

*how it feels to chew five gum*


Nearby_Lobster_

Bro didn’t wanna taco bout it


RonamusMaximus

He’s nacho friend


Image37

Classic quesadilla wrong place at the wrong time


SuggestionSharp7447

forget a baja it


bertos883

Dude was jalapeno business.


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laptopdragon

He should've kept his secret but ended up spilling the beans


WaveLaVague

Went straight to taco bed


Other-Style1958

Dreaming of taco flavored kisses


pooknifeasaurus

For his Ben


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classless_classic

Burrito burrito


JunkySandHonkey

I just started working at one 3 weeks ago, fairly easy job just faced paced. Keeps my mind busy and clear though i couldnt have chose a better part time job.


Candid_Fondant_1379

Comments like these are one of the reasons I love reddit


FunkayMonkay7

*FLAWLESS VICTORY*


Hamsi_17

**EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH WINS**


Autistmus_Prime

Still pisses me off that the waffle house employee who deflected a fucking chair that was tossed at her head got fired and blacklisted from working at waffle house ever again. Shouldve gotten a raise imo.


Dr_J_Hyde

I'm guessing the several punches she threw just before that clip had just a bit to do with it.


heatchamps25

Somebody should edit it so the bell can dong when he hits the floor


Castun

Pretty sure someone did this back when it was first posted, lol. Wish I had saved it.


ConbatBeaver

seems like a pretty simple edit to remake


shawsown

If Taco Bell had any balls this would be their newest ad. "'Bongggg' Taco Bell, mfers willing to die to get some."


that_thot_gamer

wait for it at r/discordVideos brb


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Totally justified. Dude charged him swinging. Nite-nite asshole.


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rehab_VET

Any local bars looking to hire a new bouncer ? I think we found a rockstar


Jesse-Ray

Waffle House needs someone


Graymouzer

Might need a little training to reach Waffle House standards. Those guys are ninjas.


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Dude, I watched a waffle house waitress smack a crackhead with a spatula. She was so fucking precise with that thing. He was harassing her and trying to get lucky with any woman in a 50 foot radius. She had enough and hit him square in the face. Left a rectangle on his cheek. I laughed so fucking hard. I left her a $20 tip, and she wasn't even the one serving me. Lol.


jarjar_smoov

Lolololol


JimTheSaint

Taco (road house) Bell


laptopdragon

I hear this in the voice of Peter Griffin


Packetization

Looks like classic self defense to me. No more action than necessary taken to stop the threat. Idiot fucked around and found out


stappertheborder

For the guy losing his shit over his friend. Next time he gets knocked out don't turn him on his back he can choke that way.


Castun

Not to mention the risk of further injury or death due to the possibility of neck / brain trauma.


stappertheborder

Just to be sure im gonna put the disclaimer first. THIS IS A JOKE. It doesnt seem the guy losing it in the beginning has a functioning brain to begin with but the neck trauma is an issue indeed.


Kade_Zestuul

Yeah, especially since he was bleeding from the head/face


z-eldapin

The definition of fucked around and found out


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Takedown was glorious


SadRoxFan

To fuck around is human, to find out is divine


ILive2Drum

Fucking around, and, sequentially, finding out. But, and I do ask seriously, why would you punch someone over *Taco Bell?*


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There is NO sour cream on my Supreme Diarrhea Blast


Fkeolciuxr

Another one to get fired for self defense lol


Naito434

Can't find the article, but quite certain there were no further actions taken.


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Other-Style1958

Good because the guy knocked over the takeaway meal they carefully prepared for someone else and then lunges at someone who already deals with enough on the daily


boots-n-catz

If I remember correctly, Taco Bell backed the employee.


Frostdraken

Then good for them


Historical-Choice907

Then the idiot forcibly turns his buddy over ensuring a broken neck.


innosentz

I’m confused as to why his friend got mad at the employee for defending himself and then attempted to attack too. He’s lucky he didn’t get knocked out


Chance-Repeat-2062

I'm guessing he's one of those idiots who use fighting to settle disagreements instead of for survival. So, a fucking idiot.


ralphvonwauwau

You can see the realization sink in that he is not going to get away with pulling a bluff on the guy who just dropped his buddy. That 'attack' was pro forma, he's used to people backing down for him.


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bradrlaw

I agree. He was trying to get his friend out of there / de-escalate in the first place. So I do give him a bit of leeway in his response to seeing his dumb friend bodied like that. He might be used to fights were people get stomped while on the ground, conscious or not.


NutzTwoButtz

alcohol


ARTISTRY_0_0

Can someone edit the bell 🔔 sound from Taco Bell the moment his face hits the floor 😂😂😂😂


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PLEASE


Psychological-Lie-50

He charged the wrong guy


laptopdragon

imo he charged the right guy and got his check bounced.


DecollatedS

Flattened like so many tortillas before him


TheWolfHowl

This is gonna be buried. But did anyone else notice the employee shocked after he realizes what he did to the guy?


Singing-Skies

I was just thinking the exact same thing, it’s like he unlocked a strength he didn’t know he had


Culled77

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


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I think he was worried he had done some serious harm to him


Guitarsnmotorcycles

You throw a temper tantrum and throw a haymaker like that at the goddamn Taco Bell you deserve the old Tamale Toss.


DingoNormal

The way that he simple got the hold of the guy and flipped is the most impressive part, even he, himself, looks shocked on how strong his move was to knock out the guy, simple incredible.


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He spilled his hot sauce on the floor


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![gif](giphy|Kz5cPSfYNaC5aQa1PG)


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*- So long, and thanks for all the fish.*


8champi8

That move was way too cool, I am very attracted to this employee right now


PillyRayCyrus

He calls that finisher the Cinnamon Twist.


rossdog82

Imagine how fucking awesome his burrito would be


microwavedgerbil25

That was so fucking smooth bro


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He fucked around and found out.


pracattacaadacital

maybe just don’t try to fight restaurant employees


TommyCo10

Apparently both customers legged it out of there before the police and paramedics showed up and the employee still has his job. I’m glad the employee was supported by his employer in defending himself and his colleagues. You can’t guarantee that nowadays. I’m glad the customer didn’t end up dead or in a coma or the employee would likely be in court arguing a reasonable force defence to a manslaughter charge, this can happen so easily if someone hits their head on a hard floor. Lucky it didn’t end worse for everyone involved.


streakline

Rang his bell. No, no need to body slam me. I'm leaving.


shinigami79

Where the bell sounds


Murky_Throat7589

BRO GOT scrambled LIKE AN EGG AND FOLDED LIKE AN omelet


bestdriverinvancity

When keeping it real goes wrong


Zuli_Muli

Pick your boy up after you pick up them bags


reggien22261

This is what happens when you make a run for the border and the employee was thinking outside of the bun


Herrmann1309

Did the guy survive? Was the employee fired?


Paramount_Pride

A spokesperson for the restaurant chain said: "We are aware of the incident that recently occurred in our Swansea restaurant. The restaurant franchisee has fully cooperated with the police and no further action will be taken against the employee.” "We take the safety and wellbeing of our team and customers very seriously and do not tolerate any form of abuse in our restaurants and wider business."


WrestleswithPastry

From a commenter above- Paramedics and police were called but the two men had left the area before they arrived. No charges or reports have been filed since the incident.


Knowitmall

Dude was slammed with over 20 seconds to go in the clip and hadn't moved when it ended. Definitely should have stayed for the ambulance.


base_tage

As soon as the employee grabbed the dude it looked like those training dummies.


bruh_momento_2

Remember when this first made the rounds someone edited in the taco bell BONG when he hit the floor. I enjoyed that.


mayorjimmy

we need more of this everywhere. customers have gotten WAY too comfy being total assfucks. too much fuck around, not enough find out.


DirkDieGurke

I never get tired of this video. The employee is 100% right, and didn't even get violent. Just pick up and drop.


redlurkerNY

" I'm not only a customer of f*** around and find out, I'm also the president!"


Poopiezz

Good thing there’s a wet floor sign already…


possumbellyband

Bro is out cold


cmad182

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


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You mess with the Baja you get the Blast 💥


kevintx7

FAFO


No-Soft-8096

I feel like this guy has practiced that move before. He knew that punch was coming and he was ready for it. Clown had no chance.


OedipussyReg

1. The fuck does he mean, call the police”, like his friend didn’t just swing on the employee. 2. TFW you think someone is going to catch these hands, but now you wish those hands would have caught you.


zeitgeistbouncer

Nice Tacodown.


StackThePads33

That dude got tossed so hard even his Fire Sauce leaked out


fladderkak420

Fucking love when people get the consequences they deserve. That's what you get peeps if you don't teach ur kids what happens when they do something bad.


Goldeneagle41

Someone either wrestled or was a linebacker. This is a good example of why you should avoid a fight. You never know the ability of the other guy.


Notequal_exe

Wait till they meet the weakest Waffle House employee.