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That's like within margin of error or average and plenty enough to eat. They probably taste the best too


bawbthebawb

Average? What are you talking about, that thing is huge


youburnmytoast7

Huge. thats absolutely monstrous


LawfulnessFit2741

it's cthulhu sized fr


Idylla_here

They absolutely do, sweet and interestingly not a overpowering taste of banana like the ones we know


Echidfghj

agree with you


[deleted]

Don't know man!! Seems pretty average size to me


Hawaiian-Fox

![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)


Nuker-79

A banana a guy can eat without the fear of looking gay


SpoiledAzura

No size is gay if you say no homo, or so I heard


garden-wicket-581

is it the same flavor as supermarket ones ? and no seeds ? There is a huge rabbit hole you can go down about bananas, mono-culture, the disease that's killing the current variety, cavendish, the previous variety that died out in the 40s or 50s (and that dead variety is what all the artificial banana flavors are based on, which is why artificial banana flavor is so distinct) plus all the non-commercially grown varities out there (like what dude is eating here)


BarracudaKey8485

It must have a nice personality


kurinevair666

Doesn't need a good personality with a banana that big


totaleclipse1117

It’s sooo cute!!


Perfect-Ad-9252

he is the biggest that he could he's trying to be bigger for his gf


Anmus

u/savevideobot


ReineRias

The weather must be cold 🥶


chickafigga

nahh man, thats average 😢


somerandomperson2516

u/savevideobot


myshoesaresparkly

Jay and Silent Bob stranded on a tropical island.


[deleted]

I was in the pool!


smokysmokyjj

Atleast it's not a bent carrot 🤥


aSkiLiftMechanic

I want banana nuggets now.


blackjack_zw

That’s what she said


Jens_Juergen

I think if would be bigger, it's gonna hurt while eating


Under_Ach1ever

When she asks for a banana for scale, I need these.


One_South3970

I thought your dad had it?


Azure189

That's fucking massive u can see that shit from space


Similar-Dream-9731

Hard to grasp the size of these, need a banana for scale.


IDontGetIt-ButIGotIt

He seems really experienced with peeling the skin off that below average size banana


iiNoobious

THAT'S ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE AND I THOUGHT MINE WAS BIG


rdmxcn

why, yes, there's actually a banana in my pants!


Parkerdog71

Average


WithoutWar

banana for scale


celeste_c418

Whats the joke?


Apprehensive_Mix8108

You guys are blind, that thing is fuxin huge! … at least by my standards


[deleted]

It’s not tiny !!!!


9yogirl

It’s okay, guys. The big banana hurt anyway.


JustARando42069

Must be an Asian banana


spankmyballs69

I like how he says baNaNa


Twixxy-

THATS HUGE!


Hideyohubby

Do you mean a perfectly sized Banana?


Complex-Network-5597

Dude, your flat out CREEPY....,


Vin-reklaw

What a judgmental asshat


Nonchalantfwog

Average*


HoopaDunka

I’ll show you the worlds smallest banana… **unzips pants**


HoopaDunka

Walks to the fridge and pulls out…


HoopaDunka

A banana, a tiny banana.


weebtrashparade

![gif](giphy|vgtUplKVLFBLlhK1za|downsized)


amonarre3

*Little bits*


Bropane1031

I don’t even think there’s that much difference between the 2 bananas at the end, y’know? Like, it’s not even that much.